00:11Stupid plate.
00:18Oh, my God.
00:34Seriously?
00:36What was that?
00:38You elbowed me like five times.
00:42Oh, I'm sorry. Maybe try not sprawling into the aisle next time.
00:46I'm in my seat. You're the one using me as a ladder.
00:49Maybe if you'd offered to help, we wouldn't be having this conversation.
00:52You mean help you wedge your Gucci suitcase into a bin that's already full? Hard pass.
00:58It's not Gucci, it's Bottega, and clearly it's above your pre-grade.
01:03Right, because designer luggage makes up for zero spatial awareness.
01:07God, you're exhausting. We haven't even taken off.
01:09Trust me, I was relaxing until you showed up like a one-woman fashion week.
01:14Well, buckle up, sweetheart. It's gonna be a long flight.
01:17Not long enough.
01:42Hey, excuse me.
01:44Yes? What's up?
01:46I'll tell you what's up. You're bothering me. Shut up.
01:49Whoa, whoa, excuse me? Who do you think you are to tell me to shut up?
01:52I'm the person who's annoyed by a stupid woman who's laughing like a crazy person in first class.
01:58Are you for real right now? You're the one who's crazy for being bothered by someone who's just being happy
02:04and watching some videos.
02:05There's a difference between being happy and being disruptive. Have some consideration for those around you.
02:12I'm watching a comedy special. People laugh at comedy. That's how it works.
02:18Whoa, what are you doing? Are you about to hit me or something?
02:22I would hit you if I could, but I'm not going to do that because I'm a lady.
02:25Oh, a lady. Well, you're not behaving like one.
02:29And you're an expert on being a lady? Look at you. I don't understand how you're even in first class
02:34with that outfit.
02:35You look like you're curled out of a dumpster.
02:37What I wear is none of your business. Go back to your seat immediately before I call someone.
02:42I just don't understand how someone who dresses like that can afford a first class ticket and an expensive trip.
02:48I don't have to explain myself to you. Stop talking to me right now.
02:52Do you see this?
02:54Chanel. Louis Vuitton. Cartier.
02:58Now this is a luxurious woman. Honey, not you.
03:02That outfit is tacky and ridiculous. You're probably some gold digger who married for money.
03:09Shut up. How dare you?
03:11You're the one who started this whole thing.
03:13All I did was try to store my bag. Sorry I didn't roll out a red carpet for your elbow.
03:19You used me as a piece of furniture multiple times.
03:22Oh, please. If you bruise that delicate ego of yours, maybe stay home next time.
03:27Wow. You really think you're better than everyone else, don't you?
03:30I know I am. Look at you. Sweatpants, greasy hair, acting like you own the row.
03:37Better that than playing dress up and pretending you're someone important.
03:41Pretending? Honey, I am important.
03:44To who? Your plastic surgeon?
03:47You are a better little troll, you know that?
03:49And you're a walking credit card bill with legs.
03:51Ladies, ladies, what's going on here?
03:53This woman is being incredibly disruptive and-
03:56And she started harassing me for no reason.
03:58Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey. One at a time, please. I can't understand when you're both talking.
04:03Ma'am, why don't you start? What happened?
04:06I was minding my own business watching videos on my phone when this woman started harassing me and telling me
04:12to shut up because I was laughing.
04:14She was being obnoxiously loud.
04:16Ma'am, please let her finish.
04:19After that, she started insulting me and my clothes saying I don't belong in first class.
04:25It's obvious she doesn't.
04:27See? She even admits it.
04:29Ma'am, what's your side of the story?
04:30I was quietly reading my book when this woman started cackling like a hyena.
04:36I politely asked her to keep it down and then she immediately got hostile with me.
04:40Polite! You snapped your fingers in my face and told me to shut up.
04:44I did not. I was perfectly civil.
04:46Mmm, civil. You're behaving like a person without any class whatsoever.
04:51Without class? I have never been accused of not having class in my entire life.
04:56Do you know who I am?
04:57Someone who thinks they're better than everyone else. Clearly.
05:02How dare you?
05:04Okay, both of you stop it right now. I have had an extremely stressful day.
05:08The flight before this had a medical emergency, we are short-staffed, and I am working a double shift.
05:14I will not tolerate any more of the shenanigans on this flight.
05:18Now, I am going to return to the back of the plane and I don't want to hear another word
05:22from either of you for the remainder of this flight.
05:25Is that clear?
05:26Yes.
05:26Alright. Good.
05:52What do you want now?
05:54I'm trying to sleep. Can you please stop making that infernal noise?
05:58Oh my god. I can't believe you're bothering me again. The flight attendant specifically asked us not to argue anymore
06:04and I want to respect that.
06:06I don't care what the flight attendant said. I want to sleep. And you need to stop eating and making
06:10that noise immediately.
06:11I'm not going to stop eating. I'm hungry and I'm not making that much noise.
06:15I disagree. I'm asking you one more time to stop eating.
06:18And I'm saying no.
06:20You're being unbelievably rude.
06:22For opening a chips bag?
06:23It smells. It's crumbling all over. It's disgusting.
06:26Ugh. It's just chips. Relax.
06:28Some of us have sensitive stomachs.
06:29Then maybe go somewhere else away from us slowly snackers.
06:33You think this is funny?
06:34A little. Yeah. You're throwing a chantrum over a bag of chips. It's wild.
06:38People like you have no class.
06:41And people like you think class means bossing everyone around.
06:45I'm filing a complaint the minute we land.
06:47Want me to save the wrapper for evidence?
06:49Alright. This is it. So I'll have to do something about it myself.
06:53Hey! Give that back! Give me back my chips!
06:56Not until you promise to be quiet.
06:58Hey. I thought I told both of you to be quiet. What is happening now?
07:02She was making noise again.
07:03I was just eating some chips and she took them from me.
07:07She was clunking them as long as possible.
07:10She has been doing this on purpose to annoy me because she is poor and doesn't have any manner.
07:13And she's an unhappy miserable woman who was clearly born to annoy everyone around her.
07:18Now give me back my chips you psycho!
07:21No!
07:21Enough!
07:23I have had enough of both of you.
07:25What are you going to do about her?
07:27What are you going to do about her?
07:28You want to know what I'm going to do?
07:30I'll tell you what I'm going to do. You're both horrible people.
07:33One of you is a nasty entitled Karen who thinks she owns the plane.
07:37And the other is deliberately making noise to provoke her.
07:40Do you know what I dealt with on my last flight?
07:42A child having a severe allergic reaction.
07:46Now that is a real problem.
07:48Not this.
07:49This petty nonsense about chip crunching and laughing too loud.
07:53So here's what's going to happen.
07:55You are both being moved to economy class.
07:59What?!
08:00Is this just for this flight?
08:02Oh no.
08:03I'm going to make sure that neither of you flies first class in this airline ever again.
08:07You can't do that!
08:08I absolutely can.
08:09I am the lead flight attendant and I've been with this airline for 12 years.
08:13I know every supervisor and manager in the company.
08:17Trust me.
08:17I can make it happen.
08:19This is outrageous!
08:20Do you even know who I am?
08:22Yep.
08:23You're the reason the captain asked if we were dealing with a medical emergency.
08:27Spoiler.
08:28It's just egos.
08:30I was minding my own business until she showed up.
08:33Oh please.
08:34You've been antagonizing me ever since I boarded.
08:37And now you're both going to go to economy where the rest of our passengers somehow manage
08:41to act like grown adults.
08:44Now grab your things.
08:45This is humiliating!
08:47Then maybe you remember the feeling.
08:49It might save you a repeat performance.
08:52You are going to regret this.
08:54Not as much as I'd regret letting either of you stay up here.
08:57Oh and ladies.
08:59Economy doesn't serve champagne.
09:01Just a heads up.
09:03Let's go.
09:05Right.
09:06Now.
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