00:00Excuse me, I was looking at that.
00:02Well, I'm looking at it now.
00:04I saw it first. Let go.
00:07Finders keepers doesn't apply to adults, sweetheart.
00:12Don't call me sweetheart. You don't even know me.
00:17Thank God for that.
00:19I'm not letting go of this shirt.
00:21Neither am I.
00:25Fine! Take the stupid shirt.
00:28Smart choice.
00:38Excuse me, can you give me some room?
00:41This is a public store. I can shop wherever I want.
00:45Well, I was here first. Common courtesy says you should move along.
00:51Common courtesy? You just hogged half the store's inventory.
00:57I'm gonna hurry and I need to find an outfit quickly.
01:00But apparently you've stolen everything decent.
01:03I didn't steal anything. I earned it by getting here first.
01:07You'll just have to wait until I'm done looking through everything.
01:11That's ridiculous! You can't reserve the entire store!
01:18Hey, what's all the commotion out here?
01:20Oh, it's one of those days.
01:24Oh, could you please go talk to them?
01:28Ask them not to make such a mess with the merchandise.
01:32I have a splitting headache and I really don't want to deal with difficult customers right now.
01:37Yeah, how convenient that your headache showed up right when we need a manager.
01:41I don't know what you're talking about.
01:45Fine. I'll go talk to them.
01:46But hey, if they throw something at me, I'm sending them to you.
01:54I want to try on these clothes before you can even look at them.
01:57That's how shopping works.
01:58You can't try on 20 pieces at once! Be reasonable!
02:05What if I want to? What if that's exactly what I plan to do?
02:09Oh, then we're gonna have a problem.
02:12We already have a problem, lady.
02:16What do you want?
02:17We're trying to shop here.
02:19Yeah, I can see that.
02:20Look, I'm just wondering if you could keep down a little bit.
02:22You're being quite loud and you're clearly making a mess with all the merchandise.
02:27Mind your own business.
02:28Yeah, this doesn't concern you.
02:31Actually, it does concern me since I work here.
02:33This is literally my business.
02:36Well, then get lost so I can deal with this crazy woman.
02:42Crazy woman?
02:43You're the one who bartends stealing my clothes.
02:46These clothes don't belong to you.
02:48They belong to the store.
02:50Not if I'm buying them, they don't.
02:54Is there somewhere I can try these on privately without having her hovering over me?
03:00Do you really need to try on all those clothes or are you just trying to prove a point here?
03:04I am offended that you would even suggest that.
03:07I genuinely want to find something that fits properly and I don't want anyone else getting their hands on these
03:14items before I can make my decision.
03:16Your logic is completely twisted.
03:18Nobody asked you.
03:23Well, you're hoarding these clothes like it's the end of the world.
03:26It's a fitting room, not a storage unit.
03:30Well, I'm trying things on.
03:32That's what it's for.
03:33You got twelve items draped on the bench and six more on hold.
03:38You're not trying it in.
03:40You're monopolizing this thing.
03:42Ladies, ladies, please.
03:44Let's keep this civil, yeah?
03:46Look, can we just calm down for a minute?
03:48You can use the changing room to try on whatever you want.
03:52As long as you promise to just stop arguing and making a mess out here.
03:56Deal?
03:59You're fine.
04:01Show me where the changing room is.
04:15This is taking forever.
04:18How long does it take to try on a few dresses?
04:22Hey!
04:23Are you almost done there?
04:26You had, like, all the clothes for twenty minutes.
04:32So?
04:33What do you think?
04:35You look nice.
04:38Really? You think so?
04:40Sure.
04:43Oh, please.
04:44He's just being polite.
04:46That dress looks terrible on you.
04:48The color is all wrong and it's way too tight.
04:51You're just jealous because I'm younger and prettier than you.
04:55Younger? Maybe.
04:57Prettier?
04:59Not a chance.
05:00And definitely not in that dress.
05:02No man would give you a second look.
05:04Well, you're a crazy, bitter woman who shouldn't even be talking to me.
05:09Crazy?
05:11Police.
05:12I'm the only one here being honest.
05:15You asked for an opinion.
05:17You got one.
05:19Nope.
05:20I asked him for an opinion.
05:22Not some random woman with too much time and not enough class.
05:26Class?
05:29Sweetheart, class isn't squeezing into a dress two sizes too small and pretending it fits.
05:35Alright, alright.
05:36Hey, let's style it down.
05:38We're in a public store, not a reality show.
05:40Are you going to let her just insult me like that?
05:42I'm not trying to take sides, okay?
05:45That's because there is no side to take.
05:50She looks ridiculous.
05:52And someone had to say it.
05:54You know what? I don't need this.
05:56I look great. And my boyfriend thinks so too.
05:59If your boyfriend has eyes, he's lying too.
06:02This place is full of miserable old women.
06:06Did you really have to say that?
06:10She asked.
06:12I answer.
06:15I'm only here because you hoarded all the clothes I wanted to see.
06:20Now, can you please hurry up so I can actually shop?
06:25Fine. Whatever. I'm done anyways.
06:29This is ridiculous.
06:30Fine, Luz.
06:31Ah, thanks a lot. Now I have to organize all of that.
06:37Finally. Now I can actually look at something.
06:41I'll take this dress.
06:44Great. Let me ring it up so we can all finally move on with our lives.
06:51This is perfect.
06:54Wait, wait a minute. I left that there by mistake. So I want this jacket too.
07:00You put it in the discard pile.
07:04That means you don't want it.
07:06I changed my mind. I want it back.
07:09Too bad I saw it first.
07:11Give it to me.
07:15You're such a selfish witch.
07:17You're completely insane.
07:19Hey, Ruth. Ruth. I need your help over here.
07:21Ah!
07:25What have you done?
07:27You cannot behave like this. You're supposed to be adults, not wild animals.
07:31She started it.
07:32She's the one who grabbed it first.
07:34Enough!
07:36Listen to the manager, both of you.
07:39You've destroyed store property.
07:41Someone is going to pay for that jacket.
07:43It's her fault. She should pay.
07:45Are you kidding me?
07:47You're the one who grabbed it away from me.
07:52You pay for it.
07:53I don't care who pays or if you split the cost, but somebody is going to pay for that jacket
07:57before either of you leaves this store.
07:59Make her pay! She's the crazy one.
08:02Uh-uh. I'm only paying for what I'm actually buying, which is this dress.
08:06You're not walking out of here with anything until that jacket is paid for. Period.
08:11Look, you're both adults.
08:14Work it out or I call security and you both explain it to them.
08:18Call them. I've got nothing to hide.
08:21Oh, please! You lunge across the rack like a maniac!
08:26I should press charges for assault.
08:28Assault?! You nearly tore my arm off!
08:31Enough! This is a clothing store, not a cage match!
08:35So are you splitting the cost or not?
08:37I'm not paying for something I didn't do.
08:39Same.
08:41Then, you know what? We're going to be here all day.
08:48What's happening?!
08:49Why is that alarm going off?!
08:51I told Harry to activate the security system.
08:54The authorities have been notified since you refused to pay for the damaged merchandise.
08:58We're treating this as a theft and destruction of property.
09:01Turn it off right now!
09:02This is crazy! Turn off that alarm!
09:06I'll turn it off when you agree to pay for the jacket. Not before.
09:10That's right. So are you going to pay? Or not?
09:15Fine! Fine! We'll pay! Just turn off the horrible noise!
09:18Yeah, we'll pay. Turn it off!
09:20Do both of you promise to pay for the jacket?
09:23Yes!
09:23Yes! We promise! How much is the jacket?
09:28Well, that's interesting.
09:30This jacket is actually our most expensive item.
09:34$2,500.
09:36$2,500?
09:38That's insane!
09:40You've got to be kidding me. It's not even real cashmere!
09:44It's imported vegan suede from Italy.
09:46Limited edition. Custom lining. It's a statement piece.
09:51Yeah! The statement is you're broke now.
09:54So, I'm paying over a grand for a jacket I didn't even want!
10:00You did want it.
10:02You practically tackled me over it.
10:04Please, stop being so dramatic.
10:07Me? Dramatic? Look what you've done!
10:11Look on the bright side. You both have excellent taste.
10:15You were fighting over the most valuable piece in the entire store.
10:19I guess that's the price of karma, ladies.
10:22This is unbelievable.
10:23I can't believe this is happening.
10:25Well, will that be cash or credit?
10:30Right this way.
10:34Credit.
10:42I'll see you later.
10:43I'll see you later.
10:43Bye.
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