00:00We like the guys we have in the room.
00:03All right, Rico, what do you have?
00:04Okay, you know what?
00:04You guys always talk about my receipt segment and how much you hate them.
00:08We do.
00:09So guess what?
00:09Okay.
00:10I'm going to allow something that I never really do.
00:13After week one, I will allow you a couple of changes
00:18if you want to your preseason predictions.
00:22You saw something, and you're like,
00:24well, I may have missed the boat on this one.
00:27Oh, man.
00:27I need to swap out this team.
00:29After a week?
00:31You don't have to, but you have the opportunity.
00:34If you want to, you can.
00:37Like for me, for my division winner in the AFC West,
00:42I'm taking out Denver, and I am putting in Kansas City.
00:49I know what this is coming down to.
00:53All right.
00:54Why don't we just, let's, the elephant in the room.
00:57You want to bring up the Chargers.
00:59No, Mike.
01:00Bring it up.
01:01It is.
01:01Here's my problem.
01:03Last year, who was my darling?
01:05Who was my sneaky Super Bowl team?
01:07It was the Patriots.
01:07It was the Patriots.
01:08What happened week one?
01:10They lost.
01:10The Raiders walked into Foxborough and beat the Brakes off.
01:16They still, they still went.
01:18But the Chargers were so bad.
01:21It is whoever you want, Michael.
01:23I can't.
01:23I can't do it.
01:24How about this?
01:25You don't have to get rid of the Chargers.
01:26It could be any team.
01:27I'm worried about the Green Bay Packers finishing last.
01:30How about that?
01:32You didn't have Green Bay.
01:34I didn't have one of your playoffs before we won.
01:35Okay, so then I'm safe there.
01:37Did I have the Giants in the playoffs?
01:40You did not.
01:42Giants are going to the playoffs.
01:43Okay.
01:43I don't care.
01:44I'm doing it for my dad.
01:45Okay.
01:45I'd like to edit.
01:46Giants are going to the playoffs.
01:47So who leaves?
01:49Dallas is out.
01:49Dallas is out.
01:50So the Giants win.
01:51Giants are in.
01:51We hired a hard ball.
01:52We hired a winner.
01:53Giants are in.
01:55We're going to beat the Rams.
01:56There you go.
01:58I'm kidding.
01:59Giants in the Super Bowl?
02:00No.
02:01Just for my dad's sake, play meaningful December games.
02:04Okay.
02:04David, go ahead.
02:06So I had the Colts in the playoffs as a wild card team.
02:12I am taking them out.
02:14Do you know they've won one game in the United States of America since mid-October last season?
02:18Yes.
02:19Do you know the Jets have three wins to the Colts one since the Sauce Gardner trade?
02:25Yeah, that's why I'm making changes here.
02:27I'm going to put the Jags in there.
02:28I'll make a change.
02:29I would like to take the Cincinnati Bengals out of winning the division in the North and put the Ravens.
02:35That's good.
02:35Okay.
02:36It's a good choice.
02:36I think that that's appropriate.
02:37What the Ravens did, the play calling, the way the offense looked, Lamar throwing the ball with accuracy and vertically.
02:45The Bengals are still the Bengals.
02:47Okay.
02:47There was a lot of Bengal in that game.
02:49I'll put the Ravens up top again.
02:51I'm going to make one more change in the AFC.
02:53I'm just switching this.
02:55I had the Chargers winning the West and the Chiefs at a wild card.
02:58I'm switching it.
02:59So the Chiefs are going to win the West.
03:00Chargers still make the playoffs, though.
03:02I will stick with the Chargers for content purposes.
03:05Okay.
03:06I want to get made fun of all year.
03:07It'll be fun.
03:08Speak now.
03:09Look, if I bailed on the Pats after one week, I would have never forgiven myself.
03:13Okay.
03:14They made it.
03:14I'll stick with it.
03:15But now, I believe you have the Chargers, the Ravens, the Jacksonville Jaguars, and the Buffalo Bills, all your division
03:25winners.
03:25I don't think I had Jacksonville.
03:26I think I had Houston.
03:27Okay.
03:28But that's fine.
03:29Okay.
03:29Let me just make sure.
03:31You're fine.
03:32You're fine.
03:32Remember, he just went through them all.
03:34That's right.
03:35He rifled through.
03:36We can say I screwed up the whole game.
03:38That's okay.
03:39Now, I had New Orleans winning the South.
03:41That's before they played the Lions.
03:43I'm not backing off of that one.
03:44That's fair.
03:45I'm going to stick with that.
03:46Okay.
03:46I am going to change my South decision because I had the Bucs.
03:49I'm going to go with the Panthers.
03:51You're going with the Panthers.
03:52I do.
03:53Old strategy.
03:54Give up 60.
03:55Win division.
03:56Just Carolina.
03:58Don't worry about any offense in the division.
04:00They'll be all right.
04:00So, the Bucs are out.
04:02So, they only get one representative.
04:03The Bucs are not only one.
04:04They can't have two.
04:06That's the South.
04:07I'm just saying.
04:07You know.
04:08Okay.
04:09Michael, NFC.
04:11Guys, anybody want to do anything with the Rams?
04:14No.
04:15No.
04:15I need to know.
04:16In the West, did I have all three teams making it?
04:21In the West, you had all three teams making it.
04:24Okay.
04:24I'm safe there.
04:25I got the Giants.
04:26You want the Cardinals?
04:26No.
04:27I do not.
04:29I got the Giants and the Eagles.
04:30I got the Lions.
04:33You got Chicago winning the North.
04:35Yep.
04:35And I got one in the South.
04:36The math is not mathing.
04:39That's too many teams.
04:40There you go, Mike.
04:41And you got New Orleans.
04:42You got the Rams.
04:43You got the Bears.
04:44And you got the G-men.
04:46Seattle, Detroit, San Francisco.
04:48No Dallas.
04:49Dallas out.
04:51Dallas out.
04:52Dallas is out.
04:53Okay.
04:54Niners are in.
04:55No, no.
04:56You put the G-man in for Dallas.
04:59Yes.
04:59Okay.
05:00I'm good.
05:01All right.
05:01I'll stick with the Chargers based on the Patriot principle, but boy, it doesn't look good.
05:06It does not look good.
05:08Plus, Ladd McConkie may have blown out his organs.
05:11I don't know what's going on.
05:13They didn't look like they'd ever played football before.
05:15What was that, Harbs?
05:17They didn't.
05:18Go get the other team's plays.
05:19What are you doing?
05:21You had Herbert getting sacked while three linemen were on one guy to the right.
05:25And get that girlfriend out of the stadium.
05:26No more snuggle time.
05:28Okay.
05:29So, your Super Bowl?
05:32Still LA?
05:33All LA?
05:34No.
05:34It's...
05:35No, no.
05:35No, no.
05:36No.
05:36That I have to calm down on.
05:39You got Chargers.
05:40You got Rams.
05:40And you got Chargers winning it all.
05:42Who are the Chargers going to beat in the Super Bowl?
05:46It was going to be the Rams, but they looked like ass, too.
05:49And no Garrett for a buff or so, right?
05:52No Donald until he's ready.
05:54Niners.
05:55Oh.
05:58That pains.
06:00Listen, the Niners are so impressive.
06:01If they can just stay remotely healthy, look at what they just did to the Rams.
06:05Look at the physicality.
06:07Look at the answers they come up with.
06:10You know, now it's like, yeah, we can give CMC a break.
06:13Keelan Black looks great.
06:15They drafted...
06:16I know Stribling got hurt, but you look at the totality of it, and look at the defense
06:21with Bosa and with Greenlaw and with Fred Werner back.
06:25Like, David, it's not fake.
06:27It's not.
06:28You're right.
06:29You're right.
06:30David, Houston, you swapped yours.
06:32I swapped mine then.
06:34I'm going to swap it back to what I originally had.
06:36I'm putting the Ravens back in the Super Bowl.
06:39Oh, dear.
06:40Oh, dear.
06:40Not the Texans.
06:41Okay.
06:42Baltimore.
06:43Oh, dear.
06:43That's going to come back to haunt me.
06:47The Rams, I'm keeping.
06:47He believes in Lamar.
06:48You're keeping the Rams, and the Rams win it all.
06:51Yep.
06:51I'm keeping that.
06:52Okay.
06:53We're not going to overreact to one week.
06:55Maybe.
06:55I am...
06:56Maybe.
06:56I'm getting rid of both of my Super Bowl participants.
06:59After one week.
06:59Wow.
07:00I implore you not to do this.
07:02I had Houston, and I had the Rams.
07:04You should keep both of them.
07:06Stand down.
07:07It's one week.
07:09Okay.
07:10Come on.
07:11You can change one of them.
07:12All right.
07:12I'll change one.
07:13One.
07:13It's going to be teacher versus student.
07:18Houston stays.
07:19I was going to put Buffalo.
07:2149ers.
07:22Got you.
07:23Yeah.
07:25So, I'm going to put the 49ers in against Houston.
07:29Substation.
07:29Don't fail us now.
07:31Yeah.
07:31Why do I feel like by the time we do this segment later, they'll have 38 guys on the IR.
07:37Hashtag substation.
07:38They traded for Joe Milton as the starting quarterback.
07:41Honestly.
07:41All right.
07:42We've made our addendums.
07:43We've made our addendums.
07:44I used history to tell you why I can't switch my charger one.
07:47I really want to put the...
07:49I want the G-man in here somewhere.
07:53Hey, we're 1-0.
07:54Go 1-0 this week.
07:55I do feel good about my Minnesota winning the North.
07:57Notice that spread's coming down in L.A.
08:00I think you're beating him.
08:02As a matter of fact...
08:04I'm going to say Bogo.
08:05I don't know if my dad's heart can handle that.
08:06Bogo!
08:08I'm in.
08:09I don't care.
08:09Let's roll.
08:10Bogo!
08:10All right.
08:11No.
08:11Sure.
08:12Sure.
08:13Watch.
08:14We lose 38-6.
08:15All right.
08:1697-1.
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