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00:00Swimming doesn't help at all.
00:02Those bike rides always wipe me out.
00:06I've got to find some way to relax.
00:12Could you ask your dog to come out and play?
00:15He's resting.
00:17Go find something else to do.
00:19Go home and read a book.
00:21I can't do that!
00:23Well, that's too bad.
00:25Find something you know how to do.
00:28Well, I know how to play with a dog.
00:49Wake up, it's Christmas.
00:52Come see the tree.
00:53There's presents underneath it
00:55and I know there's some for me.
00:56Get moving, Mom and Dad.
00:58Wake up already, please.
01:00How can you still be sleeping when it's 6 a.m.?
01:03At least come with me downstairs and make it fast.
01:06I've waited weeks.
01:07I've waited much.
01:08Our Christmas morning's here at West.
01:12Wake up this Christmas.
01:18Not only on the day, but on the show.
01:18The New Three, Be팝.
01:22We'll be right back with you.
01:22It's with Bill Kelley.
01:28Now, welcome back.
01:28And if there's some issues, it's better.
01:39We'll be right back with you.
01:43Hershey's Bliss. It's not just chocolate, it's bliss.
01:47This is the iPhone 4.
01:49Its lithium polymer battery lets you work longer,
01:53play longer, laugh longer, listen longer,
01:58shoot, edit, share, update, download, read, write,
02:08and even FaceTime longer, all on the world's thinnest smartphone,
02:13the iPhone 4.
02:19Winter White Mouth premieres Thursday, January 6th on ABC.
02:25Someone at school today asked me if I had an older brother
02:28who dragged a blanket around.
02:31No, I replied, I'm an only child.
02:34Then someone said, but don't you have a weird older sister?
02:37No, I insisted. I'm an only child.
02:42And so I go, day after day, dodging questions from curious outsiders.
02:48What else did they say?
02:49Some of the guys over at the playground were discussing crabby sisters.
02:54Guess what? I won.
02:56They all agreed that I have the crabby sister in the neighborhood.
03:01I am a celebrity.
03:03You think I'm crabby now? Wait until I'm 40 or 50.
03:07What about when you're 90?
03:09Then I'll be real nice.
03:13The trouble with being a little kid is no one ever asks your opinion about anything.
03:20Why don't you stop talking and just go to bed?
03:22Are you asking for my opinion?
03:26What are you writing, Rerun?
03:28This is how I have it figured.
03:30If there are three kids in a family, each kid has 33 and a third rights.
03:37Wrong, little brother.
03:38It's 90% for me and 5% for you and 5% for you.
03:45I better check those figures again.
03:48We're a family and in a family, each person has a job.
03:52Here, write down what you think your job could be.
03:55How do you spell watching?
03:58Watching?
03:59That'll be my job, watching TV.
04:03Remember, Rerun, having an older sister is like having a compass to guide you through life.
04:09Is that true?
04:11I'm not here.
04:13How can I be expected to live in the same house with two brothers?
04:20What kind of question was that?
04:22Big sisters are the crabgrass in the lawn of life.
04:28I'm your younger brother and I don't suck my thumb and I don't cling to a blanket for security.
04:34Hooray for you.
04:36As the years go by, you'll probably develop a real resentment toward me.
04:42And you'll find different ways to get even.
04:47What would you do if I kicked those over?
04:50Probably nothing at the moment, but years from now, after you're married,
04:55and you and your husband want me to co-sign a note so you can buy a new house,
05:00I'll refuse.
05:02Ugh!
05:04Younger brothers learn to think fast.
05:09If you're the third child in a family, and your brother and sister are really weird,
05:16I wonder if it's possible for that third child to develop an immunity.
05:20An immunity to all the bad things that happen in a family.
05:24To that innocent third child who might.
05:30So much for immunity.
05:39Wow!
05:40What a project!
05:42Color these pictures!
05:43Cut and paste!
05:44Draw those trees!
05:46More cutting!
05:47More pasting!
05:48What a learning experience!
05:51Yes ma'am!
05:52You've done it again!
05:55When she's happy, we're happy!
06:00What are those round things?
06:03People faces!
06:05I'm drawing a football stadium filled with 60,000 fans.
06:10I only see 10.
06:13Parking was a problem.
06:15We're supposed to draw each other's face.
06:19Well, turn your head.
06:21I can only draw a side view face.
06:24I'm trying to have an expression of someone looking to the future with hope.
06:30That's alright.
06:31I'm just drawing your ear.
06:35I'm tired of all this kindergarten stuff.
06:39Why don't we run away to Paris?
06:41If we got on a plane at midnight, we could be in Paris tomorrow.
06:46Do you have any money?
06:48I have 50 cents.
06:50Maybe we can get upgraded to business class.
06:55There's this cute little girl who sits next to me in kindergarten.
06:59I told her maybe she and I can go to Paris someday.
07:03I don't even know where Paris is.
07:09The teacher says that the principal wants to see you.
07:14Me?
07:18Yes ma'am.
07:19I was told the principal wants to see me.
07:22Why me?
07:24I'm nobody.
07:25I don't even have a dog.
07:31Yes sir, Mr. Principal.
07:35Who?
07:36The little girl with the braids?
07:38Sure.
07:39We're in the same kindergarten class.
07:43Did I ask her to go to Paris?
07:46Well, sure.
07:47But that was just a joke.
07:49I mean how?
07:52Harassment!
08:00Who's there?
08:01It's only me.
08:02I'm home early.
08:04I've been fired.
08:08This little girl in my class was sort of depressed.
08:11So I said, why don't we run away to Paris?
08:14It was a joke.
08:16She thought it was funny.
08:17So she told her mother, who told the teacher, who told the principal.
08:21And I got fired.
08:23Suspended?
08:24I guess so.
08:25Harassment?
08:27Stupidity.
08:28Thank goodness Christmas vacation starts tomorrow.
08:32Right now, there's a nurse saving a life in Baltimore.
08:3620 minutes later, she'll bring one into the world in Seattle.
08:40Later today, she'll help an accident victim in Kansas.
08:43How can one nurse be in all these places?
08:46Through the nurses she taught in this place.
08:49Johnson & Johnson knows, behind every nurse who touches a life,
08:53there's a nurse educator who first touched them.
08:57You're a nurse.
08:59You make a difference.
09:02At Walmart, it's toys, toys, and more toys.
09:05Stop in now and get a price match guarantee
09:07on the toys your kids are wishing for.
09:09Like You Build Monopoly, the Nerf N-Strike Stampede Blaster, and more.
09:13Make Christmas an even bigger blast.
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09:16Give the gift of Ferrero Collection.
09:19An elegant assortment of three heavenly delights.
09:22The classic Ferrero Rocher.
09:24The distinctively dark Renoir.
09:26And the luscious garden coconut.
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09:30Could there be a more divine gift?
09:32Get ready for Nickelodeon Fit.
09:34A heart healthy way to play and stay active with your Nickelodeon friends.
09:39Developed with a kids fitness expert.
09:41Nickelodeon Fit.
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09:44Rated everyone.
09:47Earlier today, your living room was game day central.
09:51A place for friends, family, and your husband's trademark victory dance.
09:57Now the crowd is gone, and all that remains is the stink.
10:02But you are ready.
10:03Because Febreze Air Effects cleans away tough game day odors in the air.
10:08Sweat socks, chicken wings, garlic dip, and leaves a light, fresh scent.
10:12Febreze Air Effects.
10:14Just one of the many ways to keep your home fresh with Febreze.
10:17Hurry into Toys R Us for our 50% off sale.
10:21One day only savings you can't miss.
10:24Wednesday, 7 a.m. to midnight.
10:26Get 50% off top toys from Fur Real Friends VTech and Fisher Price.
10:30This Wednesday only at Toys R Us.
10:32Friday.
10:34An ABC Family premiere event about a spectacular love story.
10:40An unforgettable adventure.
10:43Look at that.
10:45A journey to take you home for the holidays.
10:5125 Days of Christmas continues with a premiere of Disney Pixar's
10:56Friday at 8.30, 7.30 Central, only on ABC Family.
11:03Ginardi's Talks hostess gifts.
11:05You know what I want for the holidays?
11:07Do tell.
11:08True love.
11:09True love is a myth.
11:10You're a myth.
11:12Excuse me?
11:13It's the thought that counts.
11:14And the gift.
11:16Ginardi's.
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11:32Go online.
11:34Shop.
11:35Plan a room.
11:36Apply for instant credit.
11:38Even get design advice.
11:41Great job, honey.
11:44To the next day.
11:48Ginardi's Talks, made for you meals.
11:50When you don't have to cook, you have time for other things.
11:52Yeah, like what?
11:53I don't know.
11:54Fishing.
11:55Fishing?
11:55I said wishing.
11:57When we do the cooking, you do the enjoying.
12:01Ginardi's.
12:02Ingredients for life.
12:03The brutal winds will ease.
12:05I'll let you know when in AccuWeather at 11.
12:14Mom should really let us have a dog.
12:24Having a dog could be fun, don't you think?
12:30What are you doing?
12:32I'm writing a letter to Santa Claus.
12:34Forget it, Rerun.
12:35He doesn't have time to read all those letters.
12:38I mean, he stands on the corner all day ringing that bell.
12:41When he gets home, he's tired.
12:43He doesn't want to read a bunch of whiny letters.
12:47Tell him Lucy says hi.
12:49What should I ask for, a bicycle or a dog?
12:53I think maybe a dog.
12:54You can't fall off a dog.
12:57When Santa Claus brings me the dog, will he leave it on the front porch or in the backyard?
13:03He wouldn't drop it down the chimney, would he?
13:05There's something I sort of feel I should tell you.
13:08Maybe he'll just leave me a gift certificate.
13:11Listen to me.
13:12Mom doesn't want you to have a dog, does she?
13:15No.
13:16Do you really think Santa Claus is going to bring you something Mom doesn't want you to have?
13:20Ooh!
13:22Supreme Court stuff!
13:30Yes, sir, my name is Rerun.
13:32Did you know that Santa Claus is going to bring me a dog?
13:35So what I need is a leash, and a collar, and a supper dish.
13:39And you can just put it on my tab.
13:46Who am I kidding, Snoopy?
13:48Lucy is right.
13:49Santa Claus is never going to bring a dog to someone whose Mom doesn't want him to have a dog.
13:54If I'm lucky, I'll get a pair of socks and an orange.
14:03Mom put the sandbox in the garage for a while.
14:09Okay, we run out.
14:11But...
14:11Sally and I want to play in the sandbox.
14:14But...
14:14There's not room for all of us, so you'll have to leave.
14:17But...
14:18There's two of us, and there's only one of you.
14:29Oh, no!
14:31It's Bee of the Bee Day!
14:34Oh, no!
14:37What is Bee of the Bee Day?
14:40It's Back of the Bike Day.
14:43Rerun has to ride on the back of Mom's bike.
14:47I like the way your Mom handles that bike.
14:50See how she went through that hedge instead of the brick wall?
14:53Yes, I must admit, her steering is getting a little better.
14:57Yesterday, we only hit four parked cars.
15:02Over hill, Overdale, Horddale.
15:08Riding around all day on the back of your Mom's bicycle gives you plenty of time to think.
15:14It gives you time to think about people and about life.
15:19And about what would happen if we ran into a tree.
15:25We're going to the cleaners.
15:28Mom always likes to return the used coat hangers.
15:32She hates it when I do this.
15:36This is the part of the ride that I hate.
15:39Every day, this big, stupid German Shepherd comes running out and chases our bicycle.
15:46He doesn't quit until I throw my shoe at him.
15:50I'm running out of shoes!
15:54Riding on the back of your mother's bicycle in the winter can be a real experience.
16:00We can't see where we're going, and we slide all over.
16:04Now it's a shopping cart in the supermarket.
16:07Now it's a stroller through the mall, and then back on the bicycle.
16:12Sometimes I go a whole day without ever touching the ground.
16:25You know something, Schroeder?
16:27What?
16:28I liked you the very first time I saw you.
16:32I disliked you the first time I saw you.
16:36It was the best of times.
16:38It was the worst of times.
16:42I have a historical question for you.
16:45Did Beethoven ever have any beautiful girls nearby while he was practicing the piano?
16:51No, I don't think Beethoven had any crabby females hanging on his piano while he was trying to practice.
16:57That isn't quite what I said.
17:01Here's something.
17:02A piano can strike notes through a range of seven octaves.
17:07In comparison, a child's toy piano has a range of only one octave,
17:12and is virtually useless as a musical instrument because of that.
17:24What else does it say?
17:26Never fall in love with a musician.
17:30What do you two want?
17:33Ah!
17:35Good grief!
17:59Why can't I have a normal dog like everyone else?
18:03But you're lucky to have a dog, Charlie Brown.
18:07Does Snoopy have any sisters?
18:09He has a sister, Belle, who lives in Kansas City.
18:12Does Snoopy have any brothers?
18:13One day, one of his brothers named Marbles showed up out of the blue.
18:18But he only stayed one day.
18:21Why was that?
18:22Well, he had kind of a wild ride.
18:37I don't know what to do.
18:41I'm not going to be able to do that.
18:43Who are they?
18:44That's Andy and Olaf.
18:46Two more brothers of Snoopy.
18:50They showed up and spent a few days with Snoopy
19:02And then Snoopy suggested
19:05They go visit his other brother, Spike
19:10This is Spike
19:11He lives in the desert
19:14So what happened?
19:17They got lost and ended up in Alaska
19:20As sled dogs for a while
19:24Snoopy has the greatest family
19:26If not the strangest
19:28I wish one of them could be my dog
19:31But my mom doesn't want one
19:33But would it be okay if I play with Snoopy sometimes?
19:37If your mom doesn't mind, sure
19:39That will make this the best Christmas ever
19:56When you meet a friend for the first time
20:00The easiest way to be
20:02Is just the way you are
20:05You are the controller
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20:18Last year, sick with cancer
20:20Jordan was given just weeks to live
20:22Then my mom saw your St. Jude commercial
20:25I know
20:26At St. Jude Children's Research Hospital
20:29Jordan received our pioneering research procedure
20:32And now Jordan has hope
20:34And now I'm in the St. Jude commercial
20:36In it
20:37You are the star of it
20:39Give thanks for the healthy kids in your life
20:41And give to those who are not
20:43Go to stjude.org
20:45Or shop wherever you see our magnifying glass
20:47On the twelfth day of Christmas
20:50Mayhem came to me
20:52Twelve trees a-rolling
20:54Eleven puppies eating
20:55Ten pikes a-bursting
20:57Nine ladies jogging
20:58Eight flags a-flying
20:59Seven dishes falling
21:01Sixteen's a-texting
21:02My slowly hurts
21:05Four icy roads
21:07Three frozen deer
21:08Two turtle doves
21:10And a shaky, shaky, shaky, shaky, shaky
21:12The holidays are mayhem
21:16Are you in good hands?
21:18Some call him despicable
21:20Fire!
21:21They call him dad
21:24It was his idea
21:25What?
21:26Steve Carell
21:27Did you brush your teeth?
21:28You did not
21:29Despicable Me
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21:33It's holiday time
21:34And no fruit is as versatile
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21:38You can decorate with them
21:39Bake with them
21:40Even make holiday drinks
21:42Like our cranberry punch
21:43We call the festive sparkler
21:45Mmm
21:45Festive
21:46For all these reasons
21:47We declare the ocean spray cranberry
21:50The unofficial
21:51Official fruit of the holidays
21:53We'll probably get flack
21:55From the dates and figs
21:56But no one can tell them apart anyway
21:59For holiday tips and recipes
22:01Go to oceanspray.com
22:24It's not until you're lost
22:26That you can be found
22:29Choose your path
22:30Choose your path
22:33It's the most wonderful time of evening
22:37There'll be giants who are falling
22:39With everyone falling
22:40Cause Wipeout is here
22:42Ho, ho, ho, no
22:44Winter Wipeout
22:45Premieres Thursday
22:46January 6th
22:47On ABC
22:51I guess I'll try to play by myself
22:54Here we go
22:56Slam dunk
23:00Lots of slam
23:02But no dunk
23:11Could you ask your dog
23:13If he wants to come out
23:15And shoot a few baskets
23:17I'll see if I can find him
23:37I couldn't find him
23:38But I doubt
23:39If he would have been interested
23:42Can you ask your dog
23:44If he wants to come out
23:45And play
23:45And then afterwards
23:47I'll give him
23:48A Christmas cookie
23:49With sprinkles
23:50Ho, ho, ho, ho
23:57Happiness is a warm puppy
23:59Ho, ho, ho
24:02Ho, ho, ho
24:06Ho, ho, ho
24:09I guess dogs have to eat a lot
24:18How does he do that?
24:21By the way
24:23When somebody walks by
24:24How do you decide
24:26If you should bark at them?
24:31Ruff
24:34This is how it works
24:36I'll take my cards
24:37And you'll take your cards
24:39And then we'll throw them in the air
24:42Whoever has the most cards
24:44Laying face up
24:46Wins
24:52How do you do that?
24:56Can you ask your dog
24:58To come out and play
24:59Chase the stick?
25:04Thank you for your offer
25:06To come out and play
25:07We are busy at this time
25:09However
25:09And cannot accept your offer
25:11We hope you will be successful
25:13Elsewhere
25:15Dogs have rejection slips
25:22Ask your dog
25:24If he wants to come out
25:25And frolic
25:26Yesterday you asked him
25:28If he wanted to come out
25:29And play
25:29We're upgrading the neighborhood
25:31So then ask your dog
25:33To come out and rump
25:35In the snow
25:36Rump
25:37To rump means to play
25:39Or to frolic
25:40In a lively way
25:44He said no
25:45No means to deny
25:47Or refuse
25:48Or disagree
25:49I know what it means
25:53Gee mom
25:54Dogs are so much fun
25:56Can we please get one for Christmas?
26:01Why mom
26:14I was wondering if you'd be willing
26:17To sell your dog
26:19How much money do you have?
26:21Here
26:22You tell me
26:23I don't know anything about money
26:25Well
26:26You have a dime
26:28A nickel
26:28And a penny
26:29You have 16 cents
26:32Is that enough?
26:33No
26:34You'd need 10 million dollars
26:38How would it be
26:39If I gave you 16 cents now
26:41And the rest later?
26:46There's only one thing left to do
26:48It's time to see Santa Claus
26:52Hey big sister
26:53Wait a minute
26:54I need you to take me to Santa Claus
26:56Why?
26:58I have something really important to ask him
27:00I'm very busy today
27:02Maybe tomorrow
27:17Did Beethoven ever buy his girlfriend fuzzy mittens for Christmas?
27:22I doubt it
27:23Here's your chance to do something he never did
27:26I've already thought of doing something he never did
27:37Did Beethoven ever play Jingle Bells?
27:41He probably thought he was too good to play Jingle Bells
27:55Ahhhh
28:12I've already thought he was too good to play Jingle Bells
28:12I've already thought he was too good to play Jingle Bells
28:13I've already thought he was too good to play Jingle Bells
28:14I've already thought he was too good to play Jingle Bells
28:15I've already thought he was too good to play Jingle Bells
28:16I've already thought he was too good to play Jingle Bells
28:16I've already thought he was too good to play Jingle Bells
28:16I've already thought he was too good to play Jingle Bells
28:16I've already thought he was too good to play Jingle Bells
28:17I've already thought he was too good to play Jingle Bells
28:18I've already thought he was too good to play Jingle Bells
28:20I've already thought he was too good to play Jingle Bells
28:43I have my list for Christmas.
28:46Well, a bicycle would be nice.
28:49And maybe a new sled and a pair of inline skates.
28:54And maybe a new jump rope.
29:07How did things go with Santa Claus?
29:09It's nice to tell him what you want for Christmas, isn't it?
29:12If you can get past his secretary.
29:41AT&T covers 97% of all Americans.
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29:52Let the glad tidings and the good times roll.
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30:35I don't know.
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30:40They love me.
30:41I can do no wrong.
30:42It's a hilarious fun time for the whole family.
30:44Kick it, boo-boo!
30:45Kicking it.
30:46Two paws way up.
30:48These people need to razzle-dazzle.
30:49I don't think we practiced the razzle-dazzle.
30:52Too much razzle!
30:54Yogi Bear!
30:55What?
30:56Yogi Bear in 3D.
30:58Rated PG in Theater's Friday.
31:01We went around the country asking women to speak frankly about something no one wants to talk about.
31:06It's time to get real about what happens in the bathroom.
31:08Stop all the cutesy stuff.
31:10And start talking about what you really want from your toilet paper.
31:13It's time to talk about clean.
31:14Feeling clean is so important.
31:17Quilton Northern Soft and Strong is now 50% stronger than the leading ripple brand to help protect against breakthrough.
31:22For myself, for my family, it keeps us clean.
31:25I use Quilton Northern.
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31:48New for Wii, the UDRAW Game Tablet.
31:51It turns your TV into a digital art studio where you can color, draw, and paint whatever you want.
31:59It's amazingly simple to create artwork and share.
32:04And get moving with motion control.
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32:15Rated E for everyone.
32:18I have an idea.
32:19What is it, Manny?
32:20Come on, tools.
32:21We got a job to do.
32:22Yay!
32:26Handy Manny, part of the all-new Disney Junior.
32:28Coming in 2011 on Disney Channel.
32:35Wait here a second.
32:36I have to check out the Santa.
32:40Okay, if you're a real Santa Claus, where are your reindeer, huh?
32:45How are you going to land on all those rooftops and go down all those chimneys?
32:51And after you go down a chimney, how are you going to get back up, huh?
32:56I'll give you about three houses and you'll be completely exhausted.
33:06I thought you might like a snack while you were working.
33:13Hey, look, Ma.
33:14Santa is eating out of a dog dish.
33:17As your big sister, I feel that it is my duty to tell you that who you are about to
33:23see
33:23is not the real Santa Claus.
33:25I don't care who he is, as long as he can give me a dog for Christmas.
33:31What you're looking at is a dog in a Santa Claus suit.
33:34Now that I've told you, how does it make you feel?
33:38I like him.
33:40Santa, all I want for Christmas is a puppy dog.
33:45What does he want?
33:47I think he wants a contribution to his box there.
33:56What did he say?
33:58He said, thank you.
34:00The money is for a worthy cause.
34:02And Merry Christmas.
34:04And say hello to the stupid kid with the blanket.
34:07And his crabby sister.
34:09Just forget it.
34:10Mom will never let you have a dog anyway.
34:13Everybody in the world has a dog.
34:15Why can't I have a dog?
34:17You wouldn't know how to take care of a dog.
34:20You wouldn't even know how to feed it.
34:24Dogs like old cereal.
34:28I don't know if I can count on Santa for a dog.
34:33If I eat all my dinner, can I have a dog for Christmas?
34:38Everybody in the world has a dog.
34:41Why won't Mom let me have one?
34:44A lot of people in the world don't have dogs.
34:47They can be a lot of trouble.
34:49What I think I'll do today is take some money out of my college trust fund and go buy a
34:55dog.
34:56You don't have a college trust fund.
34:58I don't?
35:00Good grief.
35:02Please pass the grape jelly.
35:04We're all out of grape jelly.
35:06How could anyone not have a dog or a trust fund or grape jelly?
35:12If you don't think dogs are a lot of trouble, just ask Charlie Brown about his stupid dog.
35:18My mom and sister say that dogs are a lot of trouble.
35:22Owning a dog is a big responsibility, Rerun.
35:25They need lots of care.
35:28And they need a lot of comforting.
35:32Maybe if I watch you and Snoopy, I'll know how to take care of a dog if I get one
35:38from Santa.
35:50How can you tell which boot goes on which foot?
35:56I hate zippers.
35:57Oh, how I hate zippers.
35:59And mittens.
36:01How can you tell where the thumbs go?
36:03I wasn't made for winter.
36:17What's going on here?
36:19I'm going Christmas shopping.
36:21This was the cheapest ticket I could get.
36:24What's happening, Charlie Brown?
36:26I haven't the slightest idea.
36:29What kind of an airplane is this?
36:32Where is the complimentary orange juice?
36:36And isn't anyone going to welcome me aboard?
36:43I'd rather have the orange juice.
36:45It's been a smooth flight so far, hasn't it?
36:49Almost like we're not flying at all.
36:54Stupid pilot.
36:56What happens if there's a loss of cabin pressure?
37:00Where are the oxygen masks?
37:03In case there's an emergency.
37:09Hey, I thought that passengers were always served a nice lunch.
37:17What happens when we get to the ocean?
37:21Do you have special equipment for flying over water?
37:30Hey, I'm getting cold and wet.
37:32Take me back home.
37:39So much for Christmas shopping.
37:42Charlie Brown, you have the greatest dog in all the world.
37:47Now I've just got to find a way to get me a dog for Christmas.
37:54This letter came for you today.
38:02It's a letter to Snoopy from his brother Spike, the one who lives in the desert.
38:07Dear brother Snoopy, this year I had a great idea.
38:12For my Christmas tree, I decorated a tumbleweed.
38:16It looked really beautiful.
38:20But then it left.
38:25I thought I should try to be more like a tumbleweed.
38:29You know, just bounce and tumble through life without a care.
38:36Then, on the other hand, maybe not.
38:39We had some cold mornings here in the desert.
38:42Today, I actually had a fire in my fireplace.
38:46It even started to snow.
38:47I was so excited, I started to build a great big snowman.
38:52But the snow stopped, so I did the next best thing.
38:56I built a tumbleweed man.
39:04I had fun stringing the Christmas tree lights.
39:12Up to a point.
39:16Does Spike live all alone in the desert?
39:19Yes, he does.
39:20It's probably a very lonely life.
39:23Here's what I've been thinking.
39:25He could use a better home, couldn't he?
39:28Sure he could.
39:29So here's my idea.
39:32Can you send a letter for me?
39:40Please write to your brother in the desert.
39:43Tell him he can be my dog.
39:45Tell him we'll be pals.
39:47He can chase sticks and pull me in my wagon and learn tricks.
39:52And we'll celebrate Christmas together.
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40:24Give everything imaginable.
40:26I told my wife I wanted tools for Christmas.
40:28You know what?
40:29Keith here knows a lot about tools.
40:31Hi, Keith.
40:31So I should let you shop.
40:33I'll be in appliances.
40:35This is going to be easy.
40:36We have a lot of great gifts, like this adjustable wrench with an innovative ratcheting jaw.
40:40It's worth $14.98, but it's free when you buy a Stanley Bostitch hand tool.
40:44Thanks, Keith.
40:44He's going to love it.
40:45Oh, yes, I am.
40:46Oh, you've got to wait until Christmas.
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44:29Merry Christmas, Schroeder.
44:32I just noticed something about this room.
44:36What's that?
44:37There's an appalling lack of mistletoe.
44:46Beethoven was a bad influence.
44:49How can you say that?
44:51Lots of musicians never get married just because Beethoven never got married.
44:56That's what I call a bad influence.
45:02Where's Rerun?
45:04He's outside building a snowman to greet Spike.
45:35Please don't leave that late.
45:37melt my snowman don't please don't it's for my new dog spike please please stop don't do it
45:48rats you can talk to the moon but the sun won't listen
45:55look rerun it's a postcard for snoopy from his brother spike dear snoopy my friend and i are
46:02making a painful journey across the country to see you painful why would the trip be painful
46:07and who's the friend he's bringing
46:14i'm so excited that your brother's coming this will be the best christmas i've ever had
46:21you're crazy rerun mom will never let you have a dog besides how in the world will he ever be
46:28able
46:28to find you dogs are very smart they can find their way any place they always know where they are
46:40i don't believe it he actually found us look there's spike rerun
46:54spike good grief you're as thin as a promise this is the most miserable looking dog i've ever seen
47:02i'm gonna take him home and feed him
47:08hey that's my blanket he's wearing hospital robe what's that this is a milkshake for spike
47:16i'm fattening him up i'm your brother how come you never make me a milkshake when he's through
47:23you can lick the straw you thought i couldn't do it didn't you do what well spike isn't skinny anymore
47:33i got him back in shape come on out spike show everybody how great you look
47:42how's rerun doing with the fat spike he's trying to teach him some games
47:51that looks like a good game what do you call it slobber ball okay you put down a nine so
48:01i'll put down a
48:02ten
48:09okay you put down a jack so i'll put down a queen
48:21what kind of game are you guys playing we don't have the slightest idea
48:30now what are you doing it's a jigsaw puzzle if the pieces don't fit we make them fit
48:47a tooth i've lost another tooth i must be getting old next i'll start losing my hair
48:56but i don't want to go on the bike mom wants you to help pick out a christmas tree
49:02but i don't want to leave spike here you are rerun spike will keep you company
49:11look out for the tree look out for the truck look out for the fence
49:18i hate looking at the world through my fingers
49:24well spike has lost all that weight i put on him
49:27it must have been the bike ride anyway mom says we can't keep spike anymore
49:33she just felt sorry for him because he looked so bad when he got here
49:37so what's going to happen to him don't worry charlie brown will find a nice home for him
49:43you're asking our family to adopt this dog why not he's snoopy's big brother he's a good dog
49:50he's a full-blooded beagle that's what you say i say he's part beagle and part disaster
49:58he's been living just outside of needles with a bunch of coyotes i think i'd rather have one of the
50:05coyotes
50:12wouldn't you like to own a good watchdog isn't this the sort of dog you'd like to have with you
50:17if you had some place to go at night i sure wouldn't want to be seen in the daylight with
50:23them
50:26i'm sorry charlie brown beethoven never owned a dog if beethoven never owned a dog i guess i shouldn't
50:33either beethoven would have liked this dog well spike i'm sorry we couldn't find a home for you here
50:42but maybe you're better off in the desert anyway
50:58goodbye spike i'll really really miss you don't forget to write
51:09i sure hope he gets a ride this time i hope so too
51:35little brother i realize how upset you must be losing spike
51:40so to make you forget about him i've signed you up to be in our christmas play here's the script
51:46just memorize it i can't memorize don't worry you only have one line i'll help you
51:54we are here to tell you of a wondrous light a wondrous light that was a star
52:00i wonder if there's any way i can get out of here the wise men saw the star and followed
52:07it from afar
52:08pssst lucy they found the stable in the night beneath the stars so big and bright
52:14what's the matter i can't remember my line
52:18the wise man left the presents there gift so precious and so rare
52:24what do you mean you can't remember it i can't remember look up look up the star still stands
52:33seen by millions in the lands you better remember it right now you blackhead or when i get home
52:41i'll slug you the star that's shown at bethlehem still shines for us today merry christmas
52:50thank you i hope spike made it back home i hope he got home in time to celebrate christmas
53:16i drew a picture of your dog would you like to buy it are you a starving artist if you
53:22were starving
53:22artist i'd buy it all i had for breakfast was a waffle well can you at least ask snoopy to
53:30come
53:31out and pull me on my sled
53:35is he coming out i don't know he can't stop laughing please ask him again i just want him to
53:42pull me a
53:43little ways
53:46he wants to know if you have a silver harness with golden bells and fancy tassels hey i'm lucky that
53:54i
53:54even have a sled
53:59rerun really misses spike maybe you could help him with the sled
54:17maybe a dog is too much trouble
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