00:00You want to know how I ended up here?
00:04Actually, I blame my father.
00:08See, when I was a kid, I idolized many heroes.
00:16But two of them loomed the largest.
00:23One was my father.
00:27Handsome and funny.
00:30And I guess you could say mysterious.
00:33Just for me.
00:36My other hero was my mom.
00:40She was witty and glamorous with a heart of gold.
00:45Oh, hey!
00:47She made an art out of making a home.
00:50Do you know what this is?
00:52Do you know what this is?
00:54Traditional Irish folk music!
00:57Right out of Dublin, McCree.
00:59Come on.
01:03They were crazy about each other.
01:09We were the perfect family.
01:17Until we weren't.
01:40Oh, honey.
01:42I'm sorry.
01:44Happy birthday.
01:45Happy birthday, honey.
01:46Here.
01:47Here, here, here, here.
01:49Come sit with me.
01:50Guess what?
01:51And to this day, over 30 years later...
01:56What happened?
01:57I still haven't forgiven the cowardly shit waffle that beat up my mom and left us to fend for ourselves.
02:03And that's why I became a divorce lawyer.
02:08And that's why I became a divorce lawyer.
02:08You want my advice?
02:10Trust no one.
02:12Don't be fooled by charming narcissists.
02:16They will use you and abuse you.
02:21They will rip out your heart, throw it on the ground, and stomp on it until there's nothing but a
02:27gooey, sticky mess.
02:29And that's why I became a divorce lawyer.
02:36Wow.
02:37Wasn't that inspirational?
02:39Right?
02:39Okay, does anyone have any questions for Miss Fox?
02:43Okay.
02:44Go ahead.
02:45What's a shit waffle?
02:46That is a shit talker who is also an asshole.
02:50Okay.
02:52Field trip is over.
02:54Thank you so much for your visit.
