00:00You want to know how I ended up here?
00:01Actually, I blame my father.
00:03I still haven't forgiven the cowardly shit waffle that beat up my mom and left us to fend for ourselves.
00:10You want my advice?
00:12Trust no one.
00:15Don't be fooled by charming narcissists.
00:19They will use you and abuse you.
00:23They will rip out your heart, throw it on the ground and stomp on it
00:28until there's nothing but a gooey, sticky mess.
00:38Wow, wasn't that inspirational, right?
00:42Okay, does anyone have any questions for Ms. Fox?
00:45Okay, go ahead.
00:46What's a shit waffle?
00:48That is a shit talker who is also an asshole.
00:52Okay, field trip is over.
