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00:01pass the ox cord and crank up the volume figgy figs in the driver's seat sit back relax and
00:09enjoy the ride it's time for figgy's mixtape presented by sheriff injury lawyers the official
00:16personal injury law firm of the houston texans on 95.7 the fan yes it is the mixtape presented
00:23by sheriff injury lawyers on interlude 95.7 the fan hurt in the accident don't face the insurance
00:29companies alone put the sheriff company or the sheriff team in your corner visit call the
00:35sheriff.com today happy wednesday to everyone out there so we've been talking about the nike
00:43and nfl collab with the rivalry uniforms and all that stuff and this one kind of just five more
00:50days lopez oh god just five more days order that jersey whatever we're gonna get you a nice we're
00:56get you a nice rivalry uniform hat well thank you but you know five days don't worry about it
01:02it's about discipline j-lo we're trying to teach you don't have a lot hey you've been waiting all
01:06this time you can wait five more days it's like christmas your parents talking to you at christmas
01:11you don't even get away from those presents so um the nfl also got a collab with disney i don't
01:18know
01:19if you guys saw this but um for those who don't know the nfl disney got a joint collab which
01:24includes
01:24disney characters for each nfl team so they were going through the different shirts and all that
01:31stuff and every team have has their own disney character so we're gonna go through all 32 teams
01:39all 32 yeah so uh this is audio courtesy of uh uh i guess uh i guess a tiktoker she
01:48was kind of going
01:48through all the teams and the characters they got the arizona cardinals got jafar and lago the
01:54atlanta falcons got the millennium falcon the baltimore ravens got maleficent and diablo the
01:59buffalo bills got the beast the carolina panthers got bagheera the chicago bears got baloo the
02:05cincinnati bangles got shere khan the cleveland browns got pluto the dallas cowboys got woody the
02:10denver broncos got maximus the detroit lions got simba the green bay packers got chewbacca the houston
02:16texans got jesse the indianapolis colts got horace horse collar the jacksonville jaguars got pupita the
02:23kansas city chiefs got the big bad wolf the las vegas raiders got darth vader the los angeles chargers
02:28got pegasus the los angeles rams got sully the miami dolphins got king triton the minnesota vikings got
02:35thor the new england patriots got captain america the new orleans saints got louis my new york giants got
02:40wreck it ralph the new york jets got buzz lightyear the philadelphia eagles got dr doom the pittsburgh
02:46steelers got pete the san francisco 49ers got stinky pete the seattle seahawks got the seagulls
02:51the tampa bay buccaneers got captain hook the tennessee titans got thanos and the washington
02:55commanders got ham that's actually not bad i most of them fit some of these stink no some of them
03:02some of these really some of it was a hard find i ain't gonna lie i wasn't a fan of
03:07the uh houston
03:08texans yeah it feels like what they did was like hey let's get cowboy type characters and they were like
03:14well clearly the dallas cowboys get first dibs what do we have left over jesse the other one
03:19all right and i they both play in the same state so let's connect them together which how did the
03:24jets get buzz lightyear and houston didn't get buzz lightyear i figured they got buzz lightyear
03:30because of the whole flying thing jet fly and all that but i guess that would have been perfect for
03:35houston but i guess they're trying to fit the the well i don't know because i was at first on
03:39the
03:39national scale i get it yeah but from a local scale i'm like buzz would have been perfect here
03:44no buzz would have been perfect that that would have been gonna what i'm saying is like generally
03:47speaking you could tell they tried to match them up pretty well uh they just some of them weren't
03:52good fits and it was kind of a uh a cheap shot on the texans i guess uh that's how
03:57i kind of took it
03:57yeah but um how did how did the packers get chewbacca how did we get here what what is what
04:03is that
04:03association well packers got chewbacca yeah that's not one of the better fits but like they did uh
04:11you know i thought baloo for the bears remember yeah simba for the lions and all that stuff i thought
04:18that was good i will say the marvel ones will probably clean up 100 well i mean some of these
04:23other ones will clean up as well okay i was wondering why sully for the rams but literally they
04:28got his horns kind of primarily i'm looking at some of the merchandise that they have here and it
04:32makes a little bit more sense when you see the merchandise vader for the raiders perfect yeah
04:36that's that's yeah that's that's gonna clean up yeah that's easy money and the eagles one i'm trying
04:42i'm looking at it and i can't remember what that is they got dr doom and that's cool as hell
04:47like i
04:47don't i don't think it even fits as much it's just the green but it looks cool as hell yeah
04:53like
04:53there are some that i genuinely would buy just off of the strength of without giving a damn about the
04:58team themselves yeah i'm mad tennessee got thanos yeah i'm like man yeah that there's no reason for
05:05that to happen thanos is purple there's something like that oh but i guess he's he is a titan that
05:09yeah yeah right there yeah no that that fits but i thought i thought they did i thought they did
05:15a
05:15pretty good job with this i will say if we're here to hate on the titans which i believe that
05:19we are
05:19of course i think that the at least the design that i'm seeing kind of stinks like thanos is a
05:25really cool character for the titans to have but it really is the design i'm seeing is just thanos's
05:29face yeah in in the various colors of blue and then a script titans underneath it it doesn't have
05:34any real like it doesn't have any pizzazz to it so at the very least they still do it stinky
05:38the
05:38vikings with thor i thought that was good what do the dolphins have uh spark uh it was not spartacus
05:44the the the little mermaid the little mermaid uh guy uh king or whatever it was i thought that
05:51was a good one somebody said ferdinand the bull is in a disney movie i i actually looked that up
05:55and it was just a disney short so i wouldn't put a lot but ferdinand was pretty pretty popular and
06:00it was a bull so maybe all right yeah yeah it's a mixtape presented by sheriff injury lawyers
06:07on interlude 95 7 the fan so a weatherman gets the case of the giggles oh you're going there
06:14yep i'm going here here is inside edition with this story about this weatherman who couldn't
06:20stop laughing while i try to give the people the weather the weatherman just can't stop laughing
06:26we gotta finish up this weather right now i'm so sorry what is this
06:34patrick osborne loses it right in the middle of his live weather forecast squealing with laughter
06:40he walks off camera desperately trying to get it together but he just can't stop oh jeez
06:56all right let me get it together real quick
07:04finally he begs the anchorman to save him
07:07i caught up with patrick osborne today from his station in bangor maine is that his real laugh
07:19that's his real laugh i want to know what the prank was so the prank was something to do with
07:22charlie brown and the womp womp womp womp
07:24turns out the meteorologist was playing the charlie brown womp womp sound effect to amuse his co-workers
07:32and he couldn't shut it off i heard the charlie brown you know that phone call sound on the speakers
07:37uh and so i started giggling a little bit you truly could not stop laughing
07:42i'm so sorry i'm so sorry when you watch the video back do you still start laughing
07:48part of me is you know cringing a little bit i didn't know my voice could go that high
07:53i'm just happy that i was able to make people laugh smile
07:57when the last time you laughed that hard over something great question i i can it's been a minute
08:02it's a great question like uncontrollably just like that yeah yeah it's been a while no doubt about
08:11it i'm not gonna lie i'm judging lock in man that uncontrollable laughter to where you can't you can't
08:19just get through this this part of it yeah that was rough that's that's the one thing that is actually
08:24fair uh he's in bangor maine not a tiny market but not a big market uh and if he's really
08:32has
08:32ambition this is gonna be this is a bad look hey man it's a bad look like i get it
08:36you could be laughing
08:37but yeah i i think we've all been in that place where hey we just i just need to lock
08:41in right
08:41yeah no i need you to compose yourself a little i've seen news anchors that not laugh like that but
08:47you know cracking up a lot and they just power through the story right sometimes it'd be a wild
08:52story and they just power through it they giggle a little bit but they power through it no he couldn't
08:56even he couldn't even give you the weather he's like what was he saying he couldn't talk he was
09:00squealing yeah there was no talking there he was squealing through it yeah yeah
09:06and then would you the whole the whole prank was the entirety of the prank was
09:12that got you know you know what i think this happening here and i will quote one steven a smith
09:18brother stay off the weed you think that's that's the type of giggle that that was yeah that was
09:26that's some edible type of energy right there yeah yeah like you have or something yeah it really is
09:34laughing at something that's silly yeah it's the mixtape presented by sheriff injury lawyers on
09:39in the loop so um a couple shout outs i gotta give i gotta give a special shout out to
09:44one of my
09:44favorite spots the deck on fountain view so they unfortunately had a um a bad situation happen to
09:52them and they caught up with khou with this story a local bar is out an estimated thirty thousand
09:58dollars after its owner says a group of thieves broke in over the weekend the act
10:03caught on camera this happened at the deck on fountain view near the galleria early sunday
10:09morning houston police say a group of men broke into the bar the owner told us they took off
10:14with seven thousand dollars worth of liquor and caused ten thousand dollars worth of damage
10:19and they took off with the safe he's hoping someone out there recognizes them what went through
10:25your mind when you realized just how much was taken i was very disappointed i mean this you know
10:30this is a tough business and we just try to keep it open for all of our employees we got
10:3615 employees
10:37that depend on this job every single day again the owner is urging anyone that may recognize the
10:42suspects to give hbd a call yeah so i just want to give them a shout out man if you
10:47got some time um
10:49tomorrow is their way night they do way night every thursday show us the support man like i hate to
10:54see stuff like this happen especially with smaller businesses and that's something of an institution
11:00over in that part of town the deck has been there we've done i've done anyway uh i know i
11:05did some
11:05college football remotes there back in the day uh they've been around for me been around yeah is it is
11:11do you know at all if this is tied to i saw trendy dumpling which is not far from our
11:15studios also had
11:16someone break in there like i i do wonder if if that is that all tied up and you just
11:21got some
11:21some uh rapscallions some ruffians out here just messing with local institutions i mean could be
11:26uh but i mean it is houston yeah but yeah shout out to the uh the deck on final view
11:30man some good
11:31people over there man my man kenny um kate and tracy all of them they're some really good people so
11:37support support some locals and you know stop by yeah yeah show us some love man because i think they
11:43need it
11:45all right um a couple more things real quick um i ain't got time to play the big back uh
11:51intro
11:51there's always time but i'll play a little bit there's always time
11:59big back big back all right that's all i got we got the point i want to see how y
12:06'all feel about
12:06this so buffalo wild wings decided to try something new when it comes to their ranch dressing
12:12oh no and i want to see what y'all feel about this buffalo wild wings is launching dressing that
12:19can make the wings pop in your mouth oh boy customers can sprinkle the popping ranch sauce
12:26onto the wings or into the ranch dressing to add a little extra hint of ranch flavor
12:31and a snap of popping candy is this like pop rocks well each packet costs about a dollar
12:38but surprisingly already sold out almost everywhere would you guys try this i don't think so
12:44what no even if they had it in blue cheese would you try no i don't think so i don't
12:49want it popping
12:50in my mouth hey yo that is that is not a sensation that i'm looking for wings yes exactly who
12:58who was
12:58who was eating wings and they were like you know what not quite fun enough i need i need to
13:04find out
13:05what the research and development process of this like who brought this up who who at buffalo wild
13:10wings hq was like you know what i think is a good idea yeah and i need to find everybody
13:14in the chain
13:15of command wings but they pop in your mouth that's why that you you just don't believe in your product
13:21do kids still eat pop rocks is that still a thing yeah never was a fan even never was a
13:27fan
13:27i had it a couple times but it wasn't like musk it wasn't right to yeah i didn't love him
13:32i didn't
13:33love the feel yeah yeah so i definitely don't want that with my can you imagine trying to be a
13:39serious
13:39a wing let me dip this wing in a little rain hey it would be funny to uh give somebody
13:45that and they
13:46don't know that it pops in your mouth and they sit there eating wings like what the hell plus i
13:52don't
13:52know about y'all but i know a lot of people like getting the really hot wings what is that
13:56experience
13:56not only is it crazy hot but it's also about the hot stuff popping into your eye or something
14:00that's also i hadn't even considered that like oh ow because one of my favorite stories is the time i
14:05went and got wings with a group of my friends from college one of my friends went to the restroom
14:09and
14:09he did not get the order right right but he came back and he was squirming for the rest of
14:14the evening
14:14oh man you know he went to the he went to the urinal before washing his hands which a reminder
14:19yes if you eat in the hot wings you know wash your hands first urinal wash your hands again like
14:25that's how it has to happen hey did you get the uh all the special treats for national dog day
14:29that's right damn i didn't i got them right here they've got to help our listeners out oh you mean
14:35like you can get you can pull up to the various like starbucks the pup cup oh the uh puppuccino
14:39starbucks free puppuccino aren't those free anyway dq pup cup uh free wag cup at sonic cup for pup
14:46but duncan free treats at uh culver's so yeah go to your go to your man i got an attitude
14:53with my
14:53goddamn dog man what's wrong this dude was sitting there uh as i was watching the game
14:58all i hear is no oh no i looked over and i saw he throw i'm like hey i just
15:04did a hey he looked at
15:06me got up went upstairs i'm like hey i'm like hey get back here he took off he didn't even
15:12look
15:12back yeah well all the way upstairs i'm like man why would you do that man that's what you're
15:17here for he was establishing he stayed there and watched me clean it up for emotional support
15:23yeah he just took off didn't even look back i'm like hey come here i ain't try to yell
15:28hey come here come here boy he took off he threw up looked at you was like clean up ain't
15:34been
15:34downstairs since hey can you take care of that did he have some of the pop rocks uh ranch is
15:40that
15:40what happened i hope not
15:42you
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