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The San Francisco 49ers owner, Jed York, has completely embarrassed himself and the 49ers organization just weeks before the regular season starts. He was arrested in Ohio for two misdemeanor prostitution charges on Sunday.
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00:00So Jed York, the owner of the San Francisco 49ers, he didn't have a great day.
00:08He was arrested in East, I think it's Palestine, Ohio.
00:12I'm not sure if it's East Palestine or Palestine, Ohio.
00:17Now, it got knocked down to a lesser charge, disorderly conduct.
00:21Charge.
00:22I think he got rid of it all already, right?
00:23It's all kind of behind him, right?
00:26Yeah, I think so.
00:27But you know what's not behind him?
00:28The story.
00:29The bug shot and the story that's going to live in perpetuity, and the fact that he's
00:34going to get joned on for trying to have sex with a prostitute in a trailer park in the
00:39middle of East Palestine, God knows where, Ohio.
00:43So I don't know much about it.
00:45For 140 bucks.
00:45For 140 bucks, that prostitute probably looked like Jed York.
00:49Supposedly, he recently got separated and filed for divorce.
00:52I don't know what.
00:52He filed for divorce, yeah.
00:54And I guess he responded to an ad somewhere online.
00:58Online.
00:58Like a sting operation?
01:00And that's the easiest way to get trapped by the popo, is to answer a prostitution ad on
01:07your computer.
01:08What are you doing?
01:10Can you imagine?
01:10And the guy's what?
01:11Is he a legit billionaire?
01:13Oh, yeah.
01:14He is.
01:15It says he's worth $500 million, but his wealth is tied into the team.
01:21The team's probably worth, I don't know, $12 billion?
01:23Yeah.
01:23I would assume.
01:24Yeah.
01:25I mean, they've got to be one of the top seven most valuable franchises.
01:27Yeah.
01:27And the Seahawks just sold for, what, $9 plus billion?
01:31Yeah, it's probably worth.
01:31So it's north of that number.
01:33Yes.
01:33Whatever that number is, it's more than that.
01:36Well, what are you going to do?
01:37If it's worth that much, though, why the trailer park?
01:39Can he find a higher class?
01:40Well, he didn't know she was in a trailer park.
01:42Class.
01:43I mean, Val Brompton, too.
01:44He didn't know until he got there, probably.
01:45Well, what about the price?
01:47$140?
01:48I mean, he summed it up perfectly.
01:49No, no.
01:50He's still a bargain hunter?
01:51No, no.
01:51I guarantee he's done it before.
01:53He's horny.
01:54That's why.
01:54He's horny.
01:55That's why he did it.
01:56He got overtaken by the horniness.
01:58Yeah.
01:58He couldn't help himself.
01:59So maybe it's just something he did before.
02:01I mean, he's probably already been wealthy, right?
02:02I'm going to guess this is not his first rodeo.
02:04No.
02:04I'm just guessing that.
02:05I don't know that.
02:06So it's a way he could do it under the radar.
02:08You know, $150 or whatever.
02:10He's got in cash.
02:11I mean, seriously.
02:11He answered some of her.
02:12I'm not advocating for prostitution.
02:15It's a little like the last thing I would do.
02:16But if you're Jed York, you're a man of means.
02:21You're divorced or filed for divorce.
02:23Go book a penthouse suite in the nicest hotel in Ohio.
02:27I don't know what that is or where that is.
02:29Probably in Cleveland or Cincinnati.
02:31I don't know.
02:31What was he doing in East Palestine, Ohio?
02:33Bring in a high-level escort.
02:35Robert, and don't answer it out on the internet.
02:39Dumb dumb.
02:39I mean, dumbest guy ever.
02:43Now his name is just going to be dragged through the mud forever.
02:46Every time you see Jed York's face or hear his name, that's all you think about.
02:49He's a punching bag.
02:50Do you think he had...
02:51Robert Kraft couldn't be happier that his name is...
02:53Yeah.
02:54That he's off the hook now.
02:55Right.
02:56Do you think he had to be like hammered and it's something under the influence of something?
03:00Like this is the kind of thing he does when he's drunk.
03:02Good question.
03:03You know what I mean?
03:03Or is he just sober and horny?
03:06Could be both.
03:07I don't know.
03:08I'm going to say sober and horny.
03:10Probably doesn't have to be under the influence.
03:12I'm going to guess maybe under the influence.
03:14What time of the day did it happen, does it say?
03:19I don't know.
03:20I don't think it's at the time of day.
03:21Okay.
03:22His ex-wife or his still wife is very attractive.
03:27It's never about that.
03:29It's not that he thinks his wife's...
03:31No, I'm just saying he's lonely, lost his wife.
03:34He wanted strange.
03:35He wanted strange.
03:36He fell into the strange trap.
03:38He fell into it.
03:40Yeah.
03:40And he found a stranger.
03:43Problem is there was cops in whatever room he was going to.
03:45Imagine the joaning at the owners' meetings.
03:47Oh, yeah.
03:48Now, not directly to his face, but when the other owners are hanging out at the bar or what
03:53I mean, there's going to be high-level joaning on January.
03:58What's Bashadi going to say about him or to his face?
04:00I don't know.
04:01I can't think.
04:02Honestly, I don't know why it bothers me so much.
04:04Hey, Matt, Bashadi just seems like the type of guy that would just grill him face-to-face.
04:08Yeah, probably.
04:09There's a joan on him.
04:10Bashadi probably has his hookers on his boat.
04:12Probably.
04:13I don't know why it bothers me so much, but the idea that you're paying for somebody that,
04:17you know, an hour later is going to be with somebody else, you know, presumably
04:19if they're a busy person, or an hour earlier was just with someone else, I mean, it's a
04:25gross thought.
04:26It honestly makes me want to puke.
04:28You're just desperate.
04:28They're just desperate.
04:29I guess they don't think about it.
04:30He pleaded no contest to misdemeanor charges, disorderly conduct, and possessing criminal
04:37tools.
04:38That's a phone.
04:39Criminal tool is a phone.
04:40I thought the criminal tool is a slinky.
04:42Oh, right.
04:44So he possessed multiple criminal tools.
04:46Yeah.
04:47No, the criminal tool in this case is the phone, because that's what he used to book
04:51the girl.
04:52Ah, okay.
04:53All right.
04:53Now that makes more sense.
04:55But he's done this before, 100%.
04:57Yeah, I don't doubt it.
04:58But what's he doing in East Palestine, Ohio?
05:00Well, that's like, he's from there.
05:02I know he's from Ohio.
05:02From, like, Youngstown, right?
05:04He's from Youngstown.
05:05I don't know anything about East Palestine, but I mean, if it has a trailer park, it's probably
05:08not the best town.
05:09I don't know anything about it.
05:10I don't know anything about it either.
05:11Yeah.
05:13I haven't been to Ohio.
05:14Okay.
05:15So it's near where he's from.
05:16Yeah.
05:17Yeah.
05:18So I guess he's got some...
05:19He's just familiar.
05:19He's got some palace there.
05:21And it's near, I think, near Pittsburgh, too.
05:23So he could be in Pittsburgh for business and then drive over there, like, 20 minutes
05:26away, 30 minutes away.
05:27So you could say the reason why Cakes, why he didn't...
05:30Why, if you're Jed York, did he not just get a nice room and go to a nice...
05:34Or just find a high-class girl for a date?
05:36You know, you get one for a date for three grand or something.
05:39Mm-hmm.
05:40He probably just didn't want to deal with it.
05:41Right.
05:41He just wanted to knock it out for a small minutes.
05:43You know?
05:44He just wanted a quickie?
05:45Yeah.
05:46Maybe he did.
05:47Yeah, I just wanted to knock it out.
05:47He wanted the convenience and the immediacy of it.
05:50Yeah, just knock this out.
05:51This is ridiculous.
05:51Let me knock this out and then get back to my work.
05:53Now I'm Googling nicest hotel in Youngstown, Ohio.
05:57What is it?
05:57Comfort Inn?
06:00I mean, they've got a DoubleTree by Hilton downtown from $125 a night.
06:04Oh, there you go.
06:05I mean...
06:05It's probably a palace there.
06:07I mean, is a $140 hooker better than your silly hand?
06:13That's such a gross question.
06:14I bet you the hand looks better.
06:16You're not going to get arrested for a date with your hand.
06:20Yeah.
06:21I don't know if I can say that.
06:22It's such an explicit question that you're saying.
06:26I mean, for $140, she can't be...
06:29She's a two.
06:31Yeah.
06:32She's an Ohio two.
06:33She's an Ohio two.
06:35Do you think she showed a picture and then he...
06:38Or did he do it sight unseen?
06:40He had to...
06:41I don't know how these things work.
06:43So you probably saw a picture and then...
06:44Yeah, there's probably a picture.
06:46There's probably a fake picture.
06:47Probably an AI picture.
06:48A catfish picture on the ad.
06:50It's a bait and switch.
06:51And the girl looks like a nine.
06:52It has to always be a bait and switch.
06:54Has the person ever looked better than the picture?
06:56I mean, that's way...
06:57Has that ever happened?
06:58That's way different than the bait and switch in Circuit City back in the day.
07:00Yeah.
07:01You're way more disappointed at that bait and switch.
07:03Yeah.
07:03At the trailer park.
07:04What is Jed York doing?
07:06I don't know.
07:07What's the NFL going to do?
07:08He might just be in a self-destructive phase of his life.
07:11Hey, Valdez did bring up maybe that electrical substation that's affecting all the players.
07:17Affected his brain?
07:18Or his dong.
07:19Yeah.
07:20Like supercharged his dong.
07:21Yeah.
07:22Like couldn't help himself.
07:23A radiation zap to his horniness.
07:24Just blame everything in California on the substation.
07:27Pretty much, yeah.
07:28Outside the 49ers practice facility.
07:30You could blame Christian McCaffrey's tight, quote, tightness.
07:32Yeah.
07:33Mike Evans' lips off the field every day.
07:35Yeah.
07:36I'm sure Debo's going to get injured.
07:38Yeah.
07:38I mean, just the substation.
07:41It's embarrassing.
07:42But I think ultimately, I mean, there's only so much that Lee can do.
07:45The owners are in charge.
07:48Like, you know what I mean?
07:49It's all a ruse.
07:51Yeah.
07:51That might give him a slap.
07:52And Adele works for the owners.
07:53Yeah.
07:54So, I mean, yeah, they'll slap on the wrist.
07:56They'll do something public, whatever, reprimand.
07:59He'll get some sort of a fine probably.
08:01It's just.
08:01Maybe he has to watch a game from home.
08:03It's just unbecoming.
08:04He should just sell the team.
08:05What can they do?
08:06That guy's a pillar of the business industry.
08:10He owns one of 32 Crown Jewels NFL franchises.
08:14Yeah, but how do you do that?
08:14And he's slumming around, like, trying to book a hooker in a trailer park.
08:18All right, here's the question.
08:19So, you're in his crisis response team, right?
08:22Oh, I'm his PR guy.
08:23I'm his point guy.
08:24Well, this has happened, and now you've got to talk to you.
08:26You've got a whole team of guys.
08:27Do you issue a statement, and they say, listen, I apologize.
08:31You know, it was in a bad way.
08:33I made some bad decisions.
08:34I'm 100% responsible.
08:35I'm going to try to better myself.
08:36And really try to take it head on, or you just act like it never happened?
08:41I try to sweep it under the rug.
08:42You act like it never happened?
08:43Yeah.
08:44I mean.
08:44Did Kraft ever talk about it?
08:46Not really.
08:47I don't think so.
08:47Not really.
08:48I mean, if it gets addressed, you...
08:49I mean, eventually, it'll just go away.
08:52But in the meantime...
08:54Well, the thing is, it will go away.
08:55That's all people are going to talk about.
08:56It will go away.
08:57Like, this is a 24-hour news story.
09:00But then, of course, when you say the name, you'll think about it.
09:03Yeah.
09:03And when the Niners go on the road and play against, like, the Rams, you think fans aren't
09:07going to sneak in posters of his mugshot?
09:10Yeah.
09:10They don't want to.
09:11Yeah, so that'll go...
09:12During the game.
09:13Well, he shouldn't go.
09:13He shouldn't go to the game.
09:14That'll go on forever.
09:14But I just wonder, like, as a human being, how you can show your face if you don't address
09:21it.
09:22I feel like if it was me, I think I would address it because...
09:28Because the embarrassment is too much.
09:30You know they're whispering about it anyway.
09:31Everyone's whispering about it.
09:32At least...
09:32That's probably the best way to handle it.
09:33I think I would address it.
09:35But if I'm his PR guy, I might just say, let's sweep this under the rug as much as we
09:41can.
09:41Because it's not like...
09:42I mean, I don't know.
09:43Obviously, I know the York name because that family has owned the team for quite a while
09:47or been a part of that team for a long, long time.
09:50I have no idea how...
09:51Is he super visible?
09:52Is he one of those guys that's, like, omnipresent in that area?
09:55I don't think so.
09:55Or is he a down-low guy to begin with?
09:58You know what I mean?
09:58I don't mean down-low in that way.
09:59I mean just, like, he keeps it quiet.
10:02Keeps things quiet.
10:03I think he's a super high-profile owner.
10:04He's not a super high-profile guy.
10:06I think maybe the middle ground is you acknowledge it and maybe you donate $100,000 to, like, sex trafficking...
10:16I mean, I guess you could do that.
10:17You know, like, preventing sex trafficking or minors being trafficked.
10:22You could do that.
10:23That's a good PR move.
10:24Yeah, I guess it would be a PR move.
10:25Yeah, I guess it would be a good move.
10:27But some people will look at it as disingenuous.
10:28He's just trying to pay it off to make it look...
10:30But at least you're doing something good.
10:31Like, you're taking something good out of a bad situation.
10:35Yeah.
10:35You're trying to make good out of it.
10:37Well, doesn't it look like you're kind of paying your way out of the humiliation?
10:41What?
10:42I think you've got to stand up there and you've got to take...
10:45You've got to take the slings and arrows and just eat it.
10:47You've got to acknowledge it.
10:48You've got to eat it.
10:49I guess.
10:50And then you can hold your head a little higher that you at least, you understand you did something wrong.
10:56Let me just say this.
10:57But you didn't want Jaden to do that.
11:00I don't know that he necessarily did anything wrong.
11:03But you didn't want Jaden really to talk about it.
11:05Well, that's why...
11:06Because I don't think it's a stain on it.
11:07I mean, that's totally different.
11:09You also can't equate, you know, getting busted for prostitution.
11:11Yeah.
11:12This is totally different.
11:13Yes, but it's having an issue and addressing it head first.
11:18Right, but it's a different situation because Jaden's going to be in front of the media every day.
11:22You're just creating a firestorm.
11:24And also, Jaden maybe was told by his team, either his mom or whoever's running that, not to talk about
11:30it.
11:31His team should have said, go out and talk about it and address it.
11:34But they probably said, don't.
11:35The reason why I'm saying Jed should address it is because I think there's real shame involved in it.
11:38And it's a real issue.
11:41Well, imagine how embarrassing it is.
11:42Because he's got two kids.
11:43Oh, it's super embarrassing.
11:45How embarrassed he is from his kids.
11:45The Jaden thing is trivial and you're making it bigger.
11:49The Jaden thing couldn't be more trivial.
11:52Just know this.
11:52I love you guys.
11:54Been friends forever.
11:55Worked together for 30 plus years.
11:57But if one of us, and this includes me, gets busted going to a hooker.
12:03For a hooker?
12:03Okay, he gets a high profile bust.
12:05Yeah.
12:06You're going to get Joan, Bob.
12:08There will be Joan.
12:09Of course.
12:09There will be so much drama.
12:13Everlasting.
12:13Yeah.
12:14You'll wear that.
12:15Until you die.
12:16You will wear that as long as we do the show and probably further past that.
12:21Well, first of all, we'll get fired.
12:24Whoever it happens to will get fired.
12:26I don't know.
12:26If it brings in more listeners.
12:27I miss the radio.
12:28It's a wild one.
12:29You think CK's not going to fire you if you get caught with a hooker?
12:32I don't know.
12:33Okay.
12:35We may never see you again.
12:36We might fire you.
12:37It's a possibility, but I'm not going to say it's a certainty.
12:40But what is a certainty is if Jason Bishop gets busted with a hooker, you're going to
12:46get Joan done.
12:47Just know that.
12:48Well, you'll never see me again.
12:50Because there's no chance I'm coming into this room ever again.
12:53Even if we didn't see you again, there would be Joan.
12:56Yes, there will be everlasting Joan.
12:57Behind your back?
12:58Constant.
12:58No, there would be on-air Joan.
13:00I would point to the empty seat and say, he's not in that seat because he got busted
13:05with a cheap hooker.
13:07What if it was a high-class hooker?
13:08Like an Elliott Spitzer?
13:10I have a little more respect.
13:11Is that the guy's name?
13:11I think so.
13:12Yeah, it's a good old-school poll.
13:14I'd have a little more respect for that, but there would still be Joan.
13:17Rachel, you could tell.
13:18Just know that.
13:24She wasn't actually an escort, right?
13:26She was just a high-society girl, right?
13:28Or like, you know.
13:29I thought she arranged girls for other people.
13:33Dates?
13:33Like a madam?
13:34I thought that maybe she got involved in that.
13:36I don't think she was the madam.
13:37If that's true, I've forgotten that detail.
13:40I don't think that's true.
13:41I don't know.
13:43Yeah.
13:43Wasn't she dating like a former guest that we had?
13:46Yeah.
13:47Like a guest that we had like last year on the show.
13:49Yes.
13:50Dating or married to.
13:51He was like a security expert, I think.
13:53Yeah.
13:53I can't remember his name.
13:55Yeah, that's exactly right.
13:56That's a weird residue in my brain.
13:59Because I think Drab talked to her to set up the interview.
14:02I think you're right.
14:03Because not only is she partners with that person, but she does like the PR media stuff
14:09for her.
14:10Well, she's been through the ringer.
14:12Yeah.
14:12She knows how to handle crisis.
14:16At least she's been there.
14:17She's got experience.
14:18Yeah.
14:18She's been there.
14:19Yeah.
14:20So Jed York, you don't want to be Jed York.
14:24Here, can I ask you this?
14:26You mean would you?
14:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:28I want to support you.
14:28But you don't want to be Jed York.
14:30I want to own the Niners.
14:31I would take the Jonin and Riddick Troll to own the San Francisco 49ers.
14:37I'd sell that team so quick.
14:39Without being, honestly, I would never want you to out someone.
14:43But do you have anybody in your personal life that's been arrested for a prostitution type
14:48thing?
14:48Honestly.
14:49Nope.
14:49Arrested for it?
14:50I tell you.
14:50Do you have anybody in your personal life?
14:52I don't know anybody that's been arrested for that.
14:54I don't think so.
14:56Obviously, we have friends that have been arrested through the-
14:58For other stuff, yeah.
14:59Over 50 years of living.
15:00Yeah.
15:01I was arrested.
15:02Yeah, right.
15:02Yeah, but you're arrested for something really dumb.
15:05Oh, wait.
15:06I think it's something else.
15:09Oh, jeez.
15:09What are you thinking of?
15:10I thought you were like public urination or something.
15:12No.
15:13No, he just does that.
15:14Driving under the influence.
15:15Oh, that's right.
15:15That's right.
15:16Is that even still on your record?
15:18No.
15:19Yeah, scrub clean.
15:19It disappears after seven years.
15:20Yeah.
15:21I was 21.
15:22Oh, that thing never even happened.
15:24I would tell people it never happened.
15:25I've never been arrested for public urination.
15:28I mean, come on.
15:29Is that embarrassing, though, if you've been arrested for public urination?
15:31I'd rather be arrested for that than for a Dewey.
15:36Yeah, because a Dewey is more dangerous.
15:38Yeah, yeah.
15:38That's just a dumb thing you do coming out of a bar and you can't find a bathroom.
15:42Right, right.
15:42And believe me, I've done that plenty of times.
15:44I've done it a hundred times.
15:45Were you almost arrested for public urination?
15:49No.
15:50I feel like you've told a story where you were doing that and a cop came by.
15:53I think my roommate, Eric, might have been busted for public urination.
15:57Like, he was so dumb, he got caught.
15:59I mean, I love him.
15:59He was a great roommate.
16:01Hey, you gotta go.
16:02You gotta go.
16:02You gotta go.
16:03Yeah.
16:03Downtown Baltimore.
16:04Arrested.
16:05When a cop pulls you over and you say, sorry, I was speeding, and it's real.
16:10Like, I was speeding because I really have to use the bathroom.
16:12Do they, what do they say?
16:13Just go in your pants?
16:14I think they give you no slack for that.
16:16I'm not expecting them to really give you slack, but how do they honestly handle that?
16:21They just say, well.
16:22I don't think they care.
16:22Remember we played that audio from some police department in Florida saying, like, if you
16:28gotta go, oh well.
16:29Yeah, so you're just gonna have to go in your pants.
16:30My guess is they hear it all the time, is that even if you do have to go, they don't
16:35care.
16:36Right.
16:36Because I gotta imagine, sometimes that's true.
16:38I mean, there's just a loop of people getting pulled over and rolling their window down,
16:42and they're like, I gotta poop.
16:43And the cop's like, I don't care.
16:45Yeah.
16:45So you gotta pull a big John.
16:47Like, if you genuinely have to poop, you have to pull a big John.
16:49I guess.
16:51Wow.
16:51Just make a big scene.
16:52Thank God that's never happened.
16:53That could happen to me.
16:55That could definitely happen to you.
16:56Yeah.
16:58100%.
16:58Yeah.
17:00You're the most likely for that to happen to you in this room.
17:02That could happen.
17:03Yeah.
17:03Get pulled over, and I was racing home to poop.
17:05Yeah.
17:06And it's just like uncontrollable.
17:08Mm-hmm.
17:08Start your leg shaking and everything.
17:10That could happen.
17:12Definitely could happen to you.
17:13I don't think if anybody got busted for...
17:15I don't have anybody.
17:17I don't think I had anybody.
17:17I know.
17:18Not for that.
17:19Right.
17:21Like, pulling the cakes, pulling over on the highway, because you get titillated by Playboy
17:25Radio.
17:26Now, that would have been...
17:28You guys could have joned on me if I got busted for that.
17:30You were pretty vulnerable there.
17:32Well, I would just be...
17:32You dodged one there.
17:33I'm not asking for it.
17:34We still joned on you, and you weren't busted.
17:35Yeah.
17:36I was asking for just to be goofed on for 20 years if I get arrested for that at a
17:42rest
17:42stop.
17:43It's an arrest stop, not a rest stop.
17:46Right.
17:46Big dummy.
17:47Right.
17:47Keep it in your pants.
17:48All right.
17:49When we come back, we'll do the Junkie Sports page.
17:50We'll tell you who Cleveland named as their starting quarterback, in case you missed that
17:55yesterday and more.
17:56We'll do that next here on The Fan.
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