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Son un par de vagos buenos para nada, fueron a dejar un recado en una agencia de colocación y los confunden con unos técnicos especialistas.
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00:00:12Music
00:00:50Music
00:01:20Music
00:01:37Emerging Services Inc. at your service
00:01:39Good
00:01:40A simple phone call and your problem will be solved in 15 minutes
00:01:45From a graduate cook to a nuclear physics engineer
00:01:50What we cannot supply is because it does not yet exist.
00:01:55Perfect, what else?
00:01:57Specialized personnel in any existing activity
00:02:01Call 33-33-33 and any wish, no matter how improbable it may seem, will be granted.
00:02:08Try it yourself and see for yourself.
00:02:11And what do you think, Don Serapio?
00:02:13Place that ad in all newspapers indefinitely
00:02:16Yes sir
00:02:17Radio and television spots based on the same text
00:02:20That's how it will be done.
00:02:21Well, any news about those two great multifaceted luminaries?
00:02:26What did our correspondent in New York offer to send us?
00:02:29They're already on their way, yes, but since they're traveling in their own car
00:02:32They might arrive tomorrow or the day after.
00:02:35I really need them here.
00:02:37And they will be as good as they say.
00:02:39That?
00:02:41That?
00:02:43They are unique
00:02:44Really?
00:02:46Yeah
00:02:46They speak several languages, like 16 or 18.
00:02:50They have several degrees
00:02:52They are experts in countless subjects
00:02:55Champions of various sports
00:02:57And with a great gift for connecting with people
00:02:59Worldly, distinguished ones, do you realize?
00:03:04Yes sir
00:03:05The kind that can be used for a sweep
00:03:08That for a watering
00:03:09Lilac?
00:03:10What kind of expressions are these?
00:03:13Oh, forgive her, Don Serapio
00:03:14She means that they are good for everyone
00:03:18As soon as those two chivalrous gentlemen arrive
00:03:21Treat them as they deserve
00:03:23Don't worry, Don Serapio
00:03:26Galloping on my carousel horse
00:03:33I go round and round, very sad because I don't know.
00:03:39In this life, everything must be learned.
00:03:42My heart doesn't know what to do anymore.
00:03:45Round and round like a carousel
00:03:48Of sorrows and dances and dreams and kisses
00:03:51And parties and games and studies like a carousel
00:03:58A girl told me that it's love.
00:04:07Another girl told me that sewing rock
00:04:13Everyone is asking without knowing what to do.
00:04:16While rock and love give rise to something to see
00:04:18Everything spins and turns backwards
00:04:21Of sorrows and dances and dreams and kisses
00:04:24And parties and games and studies like a carousel
00:04:36It's love
00:04:46Everyone is asking without knowing what to do.
00:04:49While rock and love give rise to something to see
00:04:52Everything spins and turns backwards
00:04:54I prefer the joyful turns of my carousel
00:05:01From my carousel
00:05:04From my carousel
00:05:12From my carousel
00:05:15From my carousel
00:05:22Hey, how do you explain that with the state we're in,
00:05:25Are we singing and singing?
00:05:28He who sings frightens away his troubles
00:05:31Furthermore, luck avoids the sad, pessimistic, and despondent.
00:05:36And do you think we'll ever get lucky?
00:05:38Because that little rascal is chasing us
00:05:41Luck comes when you least expect it
00:05:45He might be waiting for us right now.
00:05:47Here, look, around the corner from the truck
00:05:51Look
00:05:51It looks like an accident.
00:05:54It's an accident, you idiot!
00:05:58Come on
00:06:03They crashed!
00:06:04Our car turned around
00:06:05Were they hurt?
00:06:07A broken leg
00:06:08And I the arm
00:06:10And maybe some ribs too
00:06:12Oh!
00:06:13We need to get an ambulance.
00:06:15Thank you
00:06:16But a cyclist who passed by has already gone to warn the nearest town
00:06:19Is there anything we can do to help?
00:06:22Perhaps they can do us a favor
00:06:23If it's not money, ask for whatever you want.
00:06:26You will go
00:06:27Where are they headed?
00:06:29To Mexico
00:06:29Could you go to this address?
00:06:32Integrate this letter into Don...
00:06:34Serapion Fregoso?
00:06:36Tell them we've had an accident
00:06:37And we'll let you know when we're ready to go.
00:06:41To Mexico
00:06:42Well, but you know that we...
00:06:44We will pay you for all your trouble.
00:06:46So, you can count on us.
00:06:48Well, here's the letter that identifies us.
00:06:50And here too
00:06:52500 pesos
00:06:53Does that seem like enough to you?
00:06:55It seems like a dream to us.
00:06:56Let's see when they have another little crash.
00:06:59Hey?
00:06:59We are here to serve you.
00:07:01Capulina, please
00:07:02With that, we go, we return, and we come back again.
00:07:05No, it's not necessary
00:07:06Then we arrived and handed him the letter
00:07:08And we tell them
00:07:09The purpose of our visit is
00:07:11Tell them that the people you are waiting for
00:07:14They're not going because...
00:07:16They crashed
00:07:17And that you will let them know when you are going
00:07:19Alright?
00:07:20Exactly
00:07:21Here comes the ambulance
00:07:43Well, emergency services at your service.
00:07:46Oh, yes, of course.
00:07:48It will be served in 15 minutes.
00:07:53A plumber
00:07:57Mrs. Cugo Guzmán's pipe got clogged.
00:08:00Here is the address
00:08:06Emerging Services, a Public Limited Company
00:08:08As?
00:08:10Did you get a flat tire?
00:08:12We inflated it for her
00:08:13Where?
00:08:19Your car will be moving in less than 15 minutes.
00:08:23A mechanic?
00:08:26It's for a deflated one
00:08:46Virus?
00:08:51Good morning, ladies
00:08:53Good morning
00:08:53Is there anything we can do to help?
00:08:56Listen to them, listen to them
00:08:57If they can be of any use to us
00:08:58What do you think?
00:08:59Of course
00:09:00Or that I say
00:09:02I beg you
00:09:03Please forgive my colleague
00:09:04But it's because we
00:09:06We had never seen
00:09:07Such pretty girls
00:09:08Thank you
00:09:09Those that adorn you, miss
00:09:12We are bearers of this letter
00:09:13Yes, it's for a certain gentleman.
00:09:16Scrubbed Sepolio
00:09:17No, man
00:09:18Soropo
00:09:19I mean, Syriac
00:09:22Serapion Fregado
00:09:23No, man
00:09:24Proclamation
00:09:25That
00:09:26And did we come with the order?
00:09:28Yes, I know very well what this is about.
00:09:29Oh, really?
00:09:31Yeah
00:09:31So it's you
00:09:34Who would have thought it?
00:09:36And do you already know what we're here for?
00:09:39Of course
00:09:39So you already know who we are?
00:09:42When you become famous
00:09:43It's not easy to hide.
00:09:45And are we famous?
00:09:47And very modest, from what I can see.
00:09:49Wait for me a moment, please
00:09:56Listen to me
00:10:04What lovely girls!
00:10:07Did you notice the impact we've had on them?
00:10:10With that sex appeal that God has given us?
00:10:13Could it be?
00:10:14I told you
00:10:15Arriving in the capital
00:10:16Everything will change
00:10:19I have a feeling that from now on
00:10:21Our life
00:10:22Look
00:10:38It's them
00:10:39What a turnaround this company is going to have!
00:10:42With those two gallons!
00:10:44Girls, let us in soon
00:10:45Come on
00:10:48Go through the water
00:10:49This way, this way
00:10:50With permission
00:10:51Come in
00:10:52Come in
00:10:52Come in, come in
00:10:56Come in
00:10:58Serapios fregoso at your service
00:11:04Sit down
00:11:05Please sit down
00:11:06Thank you so much
00:11:11One moment
00:11:13One moment
00:11:14I have something here for you.
00:11:16Exquisite
00:11:18Really
00:11:20Exquisite
00:11:21A little cigar?
00:11:23Thank you very much, sir.
00:11:24A little cigar
00:11:39For the past two days
00:11:41I'm waiting for you.
00:11:41You see?
00:11:43How time-consuming they are
00:11:44These truck lines, sir
00:11:45And above all
00:11:46Second class
00:11:47He drops a basket
00:11:49A pig falls
00:11:50That a child
00:11:51Well
00:11:52Well, why do I need to explain?
00:11:53Okay, but what did they do?
00:11:54The truck trip?
00:11:56Well
00:11:57The start
00:11:58We did it on foot
00:11:59Walking?
00:12:01I didn't tell you, ladies.
00:12:03They are athletes
00:12:05Exceptional
00:12:06From New York
00:12:07To Mexico
00:12:08Walking
00:12:10New what?
00:12:12New York
00:12:15Well
00:12:17Now we're really going for it, you.
00:12:18To allow
00:12:19Explain to him
00:12:20The reason
00:12:21From our visit
00:12:22So that?
00:12:23Everything has already been explained
00:12:25One moment
00:12:26Here's something
00:12:27To clarify
00:12:28Ah, yes, yes, yes
00:12:29But this is clear
00:12:30In a flash
00:12:32Does that sound good to you?
00:12:33Because of its exceptional nature
00:12:35From his work
00:12:35Let's operate on a percentage basis?
00:12:38Well
00:12:39I believe that you
00:12:40He doesn't know who we are
00:12:41And here's your little cigar
00:12:42No, no, no
00:12:43Of course, they think it's not enough.
00:12:45Well
00:12:47I will reach forty percent
00:12:49One month with another
00:12:50They can be taken out
00:12:51His very good
00:12:52Ten thousand pesos
00:12:53Per head
00:12:56Ten thousand pesos?
00:12:58Doing what?
00:13:00Well, then
00:13:00Doing everything
00:13:02What you know how to do
00:13:03Oh ok
00:13:05So, as they say
00:13:07Nothing
00:13:08What a great sense of humor he has!
00:13:11His too
00:13:12Good
00:13:13Okay, so what's up?
00:13:14OK?
00:13:15OK
00:13:16But the purpose of our visit is
00:13:18Yeah
00:13:18Be quiet
00:13:19So, did you say
00:13:21That they were
00:13:22Ten thousand pesos a month?
00:13:25Or much more
00:13:27So, what then?
00:13:28Do you accept?
00:13:29Accepted
00:13:30Uh-huh
00:13:31But the purpose of our visit is
00:13:33Shut up.
00:13:36Shut up.
00:13:36And when can we start doing
00:13:39That thing you say we know how to do?
00:13:42Immediately, starting tomorrow.
00:13:44Ladies
00:13:45Take care of the installation of the gentlemen
00:13:48You already know that starting tomorrow
00:13:50We have the valuable cooperation
00:13:52Of these two exceptional men
00:13:55Okay, Don Serapio
00:13:57One moment
00:13:58The purpose of our visit is
00:14:00How long are you going to stay silent?
00:14:03Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:14:06If you would like to join us
00:14:07We will take them ourselves
00:14:09To the accommodation we have reserved for you
00:14:11They are very kind, ladies.
00:14:13Yes, yes.
00:14:14Go!
00:14:15Go and rest!
00:14:17And we'll be waiting for you here very early tomorrow.
00:14:19Without fail.
00:14:21To explain...
00:14:23...that the purpose of our visit is...
00:14:25Let's go!
00:14:27Okay, should I leave the cigar or take it with me?
00:14:30How funny!
00:14:32Take it with you.
00:14:33This way, please.
00:14:44How lucky you are, Serapio Fergoso!
00:14:49Here you will find clothing for each of your activities.
00:14:53Understood.
00:14:55Look, ladies.
00:14:56The purpose of our visit is...
00:14:58Capulina!
00:14:59Please do not interrupt the ladies.
00:15:02Okay, here are four phones.
00:15:05Four?
00:15:06Yes, so that none of the calls can fail.
00:15:09And they must take into account that they must arrive at the meeting place in 15 minutes.
00:15:14That's a lot.
00:15:15A lot?
00:15:16I say it's too much of a mess.
00:15:17Receive a call, change clothes and be at the appointment in 15 minutes.
00:15:21That has been the basis of our success.
00:15:24Naturally.
00:15:24If it is an emergency service, it will have to be attended to immediately.
00:15:30One call!
00:15:35Well?
00:15:37It's not.
00:15:39Well?
00:15:41Neither.
00:15:43Well?
00:15:45Now yes.
00:15:46Now this is it.
00:15:47Now I realize that it's not this one either.
00:15:49That must be it.
00:15:52Well?
00:15:54If it is.
00:15:56Then answer.
00:15:58With who?
00:16:00Answer!
00:16:01Well?
00:16:02Who do you want to talk to?
00:16:05Who goes from here to there and who goes from there to here?
00:16:08Who am I?
00:16:11First, tell me who you are.
00:16:13What if I don't like the taste that you like?
00:16:16No, ma'am.
00:16:17I don't like the taste that your taste likes.
00:16:20Well, if your taste doesn't like the taste that my taste likes, then my taste doesn't like the taste that you like either.
00:16:24your liking.
00:16:24That?
00:16:25Bring it here.
00:16:27Well?
00:16:29What services?
00:16:31Emergency services at your service?
00:16:33Ah, yes.
00:16:34A gas leak and a water leak.
00:16:36Please provide your address.
00:16:41Why not?
00:16:42They'll be there in 15 minutes.
00:16:45Here is his first work.
00:16:47For Mrs. Rebolleda.
00:16:48Is it leaking gas?
00:16:50Yeah.
00:16:51And does the water leak out?
00:16:52Not her.
00:16:54Two to whom?
00:16:55Down the drain.
00:16:57Because I had an aunt who also leaked gas.
00:16:59Her?
00:17:00Down the drain.
00:17:03We'll take care of this in no time.
00:17:07So go for it, because you only have about 12 minutes left.
00:17:10Come on.
00:17:17No, man, not that one.
00:17:20This, this is the...
00:17:22No, man, that doesn't work either.
00:17:26Let's see if...
00:17:27I think this is the...
00:17:32That?
00:17:33That?
00:17:36Come this way.
00:17:39Look, the water has been leaking nonstop since yesterday.
00:17:42And there's a gas leak there that has me very worried.
00:17:45I mean, can you guys fix it?
00:17:47That's what we're here for, Mrs. Rebolloso.
00:17:50My name is Rebolledo.
00:17:52Well, Rebolledo or Rebolloso.
00:17:53But you'll see what a neat job we're going to do for you.
00:17:56I hope so.
00:17:57Everything will be ready in a little while.
00:18:00Thank you.
00:18:01I just ask that you not make too much noise because my husband is working in his laboratory.
00:18:06Oh, so you're married?
00:18:09With a scientist.
00:18:12Don't worry, everything will be perfect.
00:18:15Well, gentlemen, you can stay in your house.
00:18:18And you do yours, ma'am.
00:18:20Very kind, thank you very much.
00:18:22You bring it.
00:18:26What a kind lady.
00:18:28And very pretty.
00:18:30And she's married to a centipede.
00:18:33He said, "Scientist."
00:18:35Well, about that.
00:18:37Okay, so where do we begin?
00:18:39Well, first we're going to check all the pipes.
00:18:43Well, don't move there because I'm going to shut off the main valve.
00:19:08What? Did you get wet?
00:19:13Just a tiny splash.
00:19:15Ah, thank goodness.
00:19:17You should have turned off the tap earlier!
00:19:28Is everything alright?
00:19:30Perfectly fine, ma'am.
00:19:31The leak has been brought under control.
00:19:33Excellent.
00:19:34It was a matter of turning off the main valve.
00:19:36Oh, wow.
00:19:37Look, so you can see for yourself, okay?
00:19:40Is water coming out?
00:19:42No.
00:19:43Why is the master valve closed?
00:19:46But if we open it...
00:19:50Okay, we'll close it now.
00:19:54And here, nothing has happened.
00:19:57And now that he's convinced,
00:19:59I think it would be better if he left.
00:20:00Let's not splash her because one has to be working
00:20:03and don't be too sorry about it.
00:20:05We will let you know as soon as everything is ready.
00:20:08Oh, Mrs. Rebollona.
00:20:20But what did you do?
00:20:22Well, she also positioned herself just right for the little trickle.
00:20:27Oh well, that's just how it is.
00:20:28Now we're going to check the entire plumbing system.
00:20:36What did you bring?
00:20:38It smells strongly of gas to me.
00:20:39Well, we also checked the gas.
00:20:42Well, let's get to it.
00:21:08Cuca.
00:21:12Cuca.
00:21:18Cuca.
00:21:21What's wrong, Celedonio?
00:21:23Is this a gas torch?
00:21:25Yeah.
00:21:27This is the gas torch key.
00:21:29Uh-huh.
00:21:30If I open the gas torch valve, gas should come out.
00:21:34Of course, dear.
00:21:36Light a match, my dear.
00:21:43Now I'm going to turn on the gas.
00:21:45And he has to turn on the gas.
00:21:47Uh-huh.
00:21:52Is it gas?
00:21:57It looks more like water.
00:21:59Exact.
00:22:01Exact.
00:22:03Is something going on here?
00:22:05Two specialists have just arrived to fix the pipe.
00:22:10Give them to me.
00:22:11Throw them to me. I don't want anything to happen here.
00:22:13Excuse me, dear.
00:22:15That's right, dear.
00:22:28Yes sir.
00:22:31H2O.
00:22:37And those tubes?
00:22:39Are they the ones that were left over?
00:22:43Leave us there.
00:23:00Come on!
00:23:05Come on!
00:23:07Come on!
00:23:07And?
00:23:07How's it going?
00:23:09Perfectly fine.
00:23:11We're done now.
00:23:12That's great!
00:23:13And we took the opportunity to fix the electrical lighting, which was also out of order.
00:23:16Hey?
00:23:17No.
00:23:18Hey!
00:23:19Careless!
00:23:20But is it all right now?
00:23:22Perfect!
00:23:23Even I was impressed!
00:23:25No!
00:23:26Look!
00:23:26Look!
00:23:31What did you think?
00:23:33A corton.
00:23:35But we extended it for him.
00:23:37It doesn't matter.
00:23:38Please come with me.
00:23:40Because...
00:23:41I don't know what's wrong with my husband's blowtorch.
00:23:44Okay, let's go.
00:23:45Come on, come on, come on.
00:23:46Hey...
00:23:46What do you say about the blowtorch?
00:23:48Well, I don't know.
00:23:49Instead of...
00:23:50gas, turned into water.
00:23:51I don't know what God has brought.
00:23:52Oh, I know what it is.
00:23:53It's because it's broken.
00:23:55Juca!
00:23:57Juca!
00:24:04Here are the specialists.
00:24:06That?
00:24:07You leak water too.
00:24:08And that's not where you should go, young man.
00:24:12This is a gas torch and it doesn't blow.
00:24:15I mean, it won't turn on.
00:24:18You're sure?
00:24:20Convince yourself.
00:24:21One moment.
00:24:22The gas is my apartment.
00:24:24His is water.
00:24:27Let's see...
00:24:28There it is.
00:24:30That's correct.
00:24:32But just a moment ago...
00:24:33Ah, if you don't want to believe me, convince yourself.
00:24:36Don't miss a thing, okay?
00:24:42Yes, Capulina.
00:24:43Given that?
00:24:44Don't get the man wet anymore, man.
00:24:46Get out of the way, you fool!
00:24:51The problem is that there must be a false connection here.
00:24:55That is.
00:24:56That is.
00:24:56I could swear that gas is coming out of the sink tap instead of water.
00:25:01Yes, that's right.
00:25:02Let's go see the pool.
00:25:04That's from my department.
00:25:06Yes, that's right.
00:25:13Do you see?
00:25:14No water comes out.
00:25:15So, if water doesn't come out, gas comes out.
00:25:18Exactly.
00:25:19Mr. Professor, do you have a match?
00:25:21Of course.
00:25:29With all of it.
00:25:34One moment.
00:25:36Didn't we think the gas was coming from my apartment?
00:25:38Ah, yes.
00:25:39Up to one side.
00:25:42If you see a small palm tree, it means it is gas.
00:25:50And if they don't see it, it means it's water.
00:25:56If we see neither gas nor water, it means it's clogged.
00:26:00But.
00:26:03That's true.
00:26:14Did you see?
00:26:17It was gas.
00:26:20Cuca.
00:26:21Prepare the bath.
00:26:25And when the police arrived at Mr. Rebolledo's aforementioned apartment,
00:26:29after the terrible explosion,
00:26:31He discovered that this was where the infamous counterfeit 50-peso bills were being printed.
00:26:36We must, therefore, congratulate the efficient company Servicios Emergentes S.A.
00:26:40Thanks to the intervention of two of their best specialists,
00:26:43made it possible to capture such dangerous counterfeiters.
00:26:47Didn't I tell you?
00:26:49Were these two supermen going to take this business to unimaginable heights?
00:26:54Good morning.
00:26:57Come in, my children.
00:27:00Come in.
00:27:02Come in.
00:27:03This...
00:27:04Do you know?
00:27:05Look, the explosion wasn't our fault.
00:27:08No, I know you provoked it so you could catch those scammers.
00:27:14Scammers?
00:27:15Which scammers?
00:27:17So modest, so simple.
00:27:20You are priceless.
00:27:22And I invite you all to my house tonight to celebrate such a auspicious debut you've had.
00:27:28and to be able to present them as an example of intelligence, wisdom, and civic courage.
00:27:36And what are you making for dinner?
00:27:38No, I didn't talk about dinner.
00:27:40But I do.
00:27:41Well, there will be dinner too.
00:27:43At ten o'clock.
00:27:45We'll be there without fail.
00:27:46At ten o'clock.
00:27:50Bye bye.
00:27:53Bye bye.
00:28:02Bye bye.
00:28:07Bye bye.
00:28:10Bye bye.
00:28:16Bye bye.
00:28:22Bye bye.
00:28:32Bye bye.
00:28:35Bye bye.
00:28:44Bye bye.
00:28:48Bye bye.
00:28:56Bye bye.
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00:31:49Transylvania. This is an extremely delicate matter.
00:31:52Oh, I know! The ambassador's drain got clogged.
00:31:56No, man, it's a completely different thing.
00:31:59Well, different and dangerous.
00:32:03Dangerous?
00:32:03Uh-huh.
00:32:04Well, tell Mr. Transylvania that the purpose of our visit is...
00:32:08No, man, no, no, let's not waste time, please.
00:32:10And if they succeed in their mission, this assignment will bring them a lot of money.
00:32:16Really?
00:32:17Uh-huh.
00:32:18So, what are we waiting for?
00:32:19Before you leave, please allow me to shake your hands.
00:32:23Because?
00:32:25You never know what might happen.
00:32:28Oh, let's go with them.
00:32:30Yes, and to help them arrive on time.
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:34Goodbye, my children.
00:32:40Lord, protect them so that they last a little longer for me.
00:32:43I have so many orders.
00:32:45Oh.
00:32:48The doubles have arrived.
00:32:51Let us in.
00:32:55Please come in.
00:32:59Do it for us, please.
00:33:00Please come closer.
00:33:12The fat man can get away with it very well, by his majesty.
00:33:16And the skinny one can suppress, minister.
00:33:20Can you tell me what it's about?
00:33:22Hey, look.
00:33:23We suspect that an attempt has been made on His Majesty's life.
00:33:30for when leaving for the airport.
00:33:32We need to stop and identify the killers.
00:33:37Therefore, while Her Majesty and Her Prime Minister leave through the back door,
00:33:44You will exit through the main door, taking your places.
00:33:49And when the killers start shooting, we'll be able to stop it.
00:33:55How will you understand the work?
00:33:58Couldn't it be any simpler?
00:34:00No, right?
00:34:01I think I'll go with my mom.
00:34:03You made a commitment!
00:34:06And if they live, they will be awarded the Cross of Merit.
00:34:11And if they die, they will die with glory.
00:34:14Oh, so Gloria is coming with us too?
00:34:16Because I don't know her.
00:34:19Do you know Gloria?
00:34:20Stop talking nonsense.
00:34:22Okay, let's go, there's no time to...
00:34:24But I didn't come prepared.
00:34:27What do you think about leaving it for next year?
00:34:30That gives me time to sort my own things out.
00:34:32that I go and say hello to my mom...
00:34:34No, not happy anymore.
00:34:36We made a commitment as men
00:34:38And we have nothing more than one word.
00:34:40Already.
00:34:41But we also have a life.
00:34:44And if we lose our lives, we lose our voice.
00:34:47Because the dead don't talk.
00:34:48Please, gentlemen, we have twenty police officers protecting him.
00:34:55And what's more, a great ambulance was waiting for us.
00:35:00Is there an ambulance?
00:35:03Leave.
00:35:04No, no, you have not controlled yourselves.
00:35:06You have not controlled yourselves.
00:35:07You have not controlled yourselves.
00:35:09You have not controlled yourselves.
00:35:09You have not controlled yourselves.
00:35:10We must not give up.
00:35:14Walk on, walk on.
00:35:16Am I not walking?
00:35:17I am not walking.
00:35:18No roads or anything.
00:35:19Come on, come on.
00:35:20Why are you leaving me empty?
00:35:21No, professor.
00:35:22I'm coming here by the book, right?
00:35:29Why don't we leave it for tomorrow?
00:35:31What's the big deal, huh?
00:35:32And do they buy him another little piece of glass that he's missing?
00:35:34No, no, no.
00:35:35Yeah, man.
00:35:36Nothing's going to happen to us.
00:35:38Hey?
00:35:39Everything is very quiet.
00:35:40Yes, too calm.
00:35:43This silence does not bode well.
00:35:47Ah, I'd better go now.
00:35:49No, you cannot agarse.
00:35:51Look, if you add fast cars,
00:35:53They won't have time to take notes on them.
00:36:00It's over there!
00:36:01Come on!
00:36:07Oh, the bald man of the Tarpads!
00:36:11Excellent!
00:36:12Take it away!
00:36:14That's great, that's great!
00:36:17That's great, that's great!
00:36:19You saw it!
00:36:21Thank you!
00:36:22We were able to stop the killer!
00:36:25And who?
00:36:27And who was it?
00:36:28And who was he?
00:36:30And who was he?
00:36:32The terrible bald man of the Tarpads!
00:36:36Oh, son!
00:36:37You didn't see any parrot drool!
00:36:40None other than the terrible bald man of the Tarpads!
00:36:43And?
00:36:44They didn't get hit with any sticks!
00:36:46No, I don't think so.
00:36:49Well, I feel wet inside.
00:36:52Is it blood?
00:36:53I know what it is.
00:36:55That's what happens when you get a really bad scare.
00:36:58Or are you two truly brave?
00:37:11So, how are you feeling, huh?
00:37:14I feel great.
00:37:15Oh, I feel great too!
00:37:18Ha ha!
00:37:22Hey, hey!
00:37:23Hey, hey!
00:37:24Hey, hey, hey!
00:37:24Reactions, reactions!
00:37:25I'm proud of you guys.
00:37:29His feat yesterday is beyond words.
00:37:32It's not worth it, boss.
00:37:34We don't mind being shot.
00:37:37Right, Copulina?
00:37:39Oh, yes!
00:37:39Of course!
00:37:40But I want to seize this opportunity once and for all.
00:37:43to make the clarification
00:37:45that the purpose of our visit...
00:37:47This has already been cleared up!
00:37:48And from the day they arrived here.
00:37:50Of course, man!
00:37:55Well?
00:37:57Yeah?
00:37:59Wallpaper a room?
00:38:00Oh, of course!
00:38:01To the address, please.
00:38:04Cleofas 37.
00:38:06In 15 more minutes, they'll be there.
00:38:08See you later.
00:38:11Lola!
00:38:11Yes sir.
00:38:12Lolita.
00:38:13These boys, Pérez and Gómez, came today.
00:38:16Yes, but they went to paint a house.
00:38:19That's outrageous!
00:38:19Why? What happened?
00:38:20No, it's just that they just ordered two good wallpaper hangers
00:38:23and these...
00:38:27Well, wallpapering for you guys is a piece of cake, isn't it?
00:38:31Wallpaper, I mean?
00:38:33The easiest thing in the world.
00:38:35Well, it's not a matter of...
00:38:38No way!
00:38:40Well, also, although it may be too simple for its category,
00:38:44Give us a hand.
00:38:46Yes, because right now we have no one to turn to.
00:38:49Well, if you wish,
00:38:52Whatever you want, Lola.
00:38:53You are priceless, knowing as you do about everything,
00:38:58They are simple yet moving.
00:39:01Here is the address.
00:39:03Well, come with us and we'll give you everything you need.
00:39:07Goodbye, Don Seraspio!
00:39:09Goodbye, my children!
00:39:12Hey, isn't it difficult to wallpaper a room?
00:39:15It's so easy!
00:39:16It's nothing more than grabbing the paintbrush, the paste, and...
00:39:20Pss, pss, pss, pss!
00:39:22Come on in, come on in!
00:39:26I'm going to beg you.
00:39:29Be very careful.
00:39:31That wallpaper cost me 300 pesos per square meter.
00:39:36Don't worry, we won't waste a single square centimeter.
00:39:41The seams won't even be noticeable.
00:39:43When we finish our work, he's going to fall backwards.
00:39:46That's really good.
00:39:48Hey, while you're at it, couldn't you give the floor a quick makeover or something to make it mahogany-colored?
00:39:55But if nothing here is mahogany, this is the real deal.
00:39:57The man meant mahogany.
00:40:01Did you understand me?
00:40:03Yeah!
00:40:03What did I say?
00:40:05Who knows what about mahogany?
00:40:06So why are you asking, Onzo?
00:40:08You simply give the order and we'll take care of it.
00:40:13It's very nice.
00:40:13So, I'll leave you with that.
00:40:15I don't know why I've found you all so likeable.
00:40:20I think it would be better if he left.
00:40:22Because, you see, we can't work with obstacles in our way.
00:40:26We need breadth, freedom.
00:40:28Look, I'll grab the paintbrush.
00:40:30And you are there.
00:40:31And you, you are a woman...
00:40:32Capulina, you've already stained the Lord.
00:40:35Yes, but if he had left, it wouldn't have stained him.
00:40:37But, for example, look.
00:40:38I grab the brush and...
00:40:40Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:40:45Sir, may you leave?
00:40:48We'll let you know as soon as we're finished.
00:40:52That's great.
00:40:54I'll leave you with that.
00:40:56The common saying goes that he who does not hinder is a great help.
00:41:00See you there, kids.
00:41:14And do you know what you did?
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:18I grabbed the paintbrush.
00:41:22Did you understand?
00:41:24You haven't understood.
00:41:27Look, I grabbed the paintbrush.
00:41:29Enough.
00:41:32Let's get to work, come on, let's get to work.
00:41:38And how high will these walls be?
00:41:41These?
00:41:42Yeah.
00:41:43Well, like that...
00:41:45By rough estimate.
00:41:47Cubero?
00:41:48Why would a cooper come?
00:41:50That's right.
00:41:53They must be about three meters and twenty centimeters long, judging by appearances.
00:41:59So, would you do me the favor of cutting me uniform strips of three twenty?
00:42:06While I go examine the walls.
00:42:22Prejate los puntos con veinte centímetros se boda.
00:42:36Thank you!
00:43:06Thank you!
00:43:33Thank you!
00:43:43Thank you!
00:43:45What are you doing there?
00:43:47Well, working.
00:43:51You know what?
00:43:53I'm liking Lola.
00:43:56And Lila is making me very cry.
00:44:00And what do you think? It will happen.
00:44:03Clear!
00:44:04Can't you see how they pamper and take care of us?
00:44:09Hey, did you cut the strips?
00:44:11You just can't see them.
00:44:13Ah, yes.
00:44:14Let's give it a go.
00:44:25So it's about testing a new parachute.
00:44:29It's supposed to not open until you count to ten.
00:44:33One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine and ten.
00:44:36Is it dangerous?
00:44:37Well.
00:44:40Try something new...
00:44:46...always presents a danger.
00:44:49And why don't they try it with a better dummy?
00:44:51Because it's not just necessary for the parachute to open and be able to hold two people, but it's also
00:45:00It is essential that these two people can move and support each other to avoid any unforeseen events in the future.
00:45:10Hahaha!
00:45:12Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:45:14I have those two people you need.
00:45:18Really?
00:45:19And are they brave?
00:45:20Brave and daring.
00:45:24That's what I need.
00:45:30Do they have any practice sessions?
00:45:32Ha ha ha!
00:45:36Besides knowing aviation inside and out, they pick up the ropes with truly surprising ease.
00:45:44Then tomorrow at eleven o'clock it will be implemented at airfield number nine.
00:45:50One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight and nine.
00:45:54There they will be, ready for anything, those two extraordinary men.
00:46:00Brave and intelligent.
00:46:03Eureka!
00:46:04Until I finally find out what's going on with my parachutes.
00:46:16What do you think?
00:46:19Well, frankly, I don't know what to tell you.
00:46:21I think it's a bit too modern, don't you think?
00:46:25And don't you think the room is a little dark?
00:46:30I know why.
00:46:31Because?
00:46:32Because I also wallpapered the window.
00:46:34How stupid of you!
00:46:37But that can be fixed quickly.
00:46:38Look.
00:47:09And what do you say now?
00:47:11Well, now we have to give it our all...
00:47:14to the polishing of the floor.
00:47:16And that's it, we're done?
00:47:18That's it.
00:47:19Salt.
00:47:20He's coming.
00:47:27Yeah.
00:47:29You see!
00:47:34Come on!
00:47:40Well yes.
00:47:42Olé.
00:47:51Come on!
00:47:55Ah!
00:48:09Forward!
00:48:14You're such a fool, you even covered up the door.
00:48:19Ah, but I'll fix that quickly too.
00:48:22Push hard!
00:48:27Louder!
00:48:31See?
00:48:39See? Has he already ruined the floor?
00:48:42And why all this? Because you barged in without warning?
00:48:45That's outrageous!
00:48:47Look! Look what he did to our floors!
00:48:51This is what they did!
00:48:53We just need that little bit more.
00:48:55Hey, I bet you don't have any other rooms to wallpaper?
00:48:58That?
00:48:59No, I tell you because we've already got the hang of it here, and wow! the others leave quickly.
00:49:03No, thank you very much, don't bother anymore.
00:49:06Okay, so you tell us if you're settling the account right now or if we should send you the invoice by mail.
00:49:12But certified, right? Certified!
00:49:15Why don't you leave, children of my heart?
00:49:19Of course, man. The gentleman just wants to be alone.
00:49:22Well, look, we're going to accompany him to the door because if we leave him alone, he'll slip.
00:49:31No, that's not fair. Why are you putting me in this mess?
00:49:34After we come to work honestly and leave you a room like no other.
00:49:40Why don't you just leave, man?
00:49:43Okay, I'll let him.
00:49:44And now, mortify the Lord, man.
00:49:47I'm not telling you well.
00:49:48No, but I'll pass.
00:49:49What am I looking for?
00:49:50My man.
00:49:51After that, it's a room that's going to draw attention.
00:49:54Go ahead, then.
00:49:56That's why I'm telling myself no.
00:49:58Well, but no, if you haven't noticed the sacrifices of so many years,
00:50:03Get up.
00:50:04Come on, get up.
00:50:08Ladies, this wallpapering is your fault.
00:50:13These two gentlemen should only be used for big things,
00:50:18transcendental, befitting his vast knowledge.
00:50:22But you were the one who said...
00:50:23Well, I can make mistakes too, can't I?
00:50:25All the time.
00:50:26As?
00:50:27I say that you always end up being right.
00:50:30Ah, but I promise you this won't happen again.
00:50:36We promise you that too, because it was a real mess.
00:50:41one of beatings, one of smacking, one of thumping,
00:50:44God help me.
00:50:46And as you said, we are good,
00:50:49but for things of great height.
00:50:52Ah, well, I have a little job reserved for you,
00:50:56that this one can't be any taller.
00:51:00What is it about?
00:51:03This is something that will undoubtedly bring them glory.
00:51:08Yes, because this time they covered us in paste.
00:51:11Yeah.
00:51:12The aim is to highlight the testing of a new parachute.
00:51:17Listen, I think it's time we told him
00:51:20The purpose of our visit is...
00:51:22Wait, let the gentleman finish explaining.
00:51:25Were you saying that it's about testing a new parachute?
00:51:30For two.
00:51:31Ah, we have to try it for two.
00:51:34For two people.
00:51:37Have you found them yet?
00:51:39Clear.
00:51:43You?
00:51:47Us?
00:51:47It's not difficult.
00:51:49No, it's just a matter of a few minutes.
00:51:52You jump out with a parachute
00:51:54from an airplane flying at 10,000 feet.
00:51:5810,000 feet?
00:52:01How many meters is 10,000 feet?
00:52:03Let's see.
00:52:04One two three.
00:52:08Three thousand meters!
00:52:12Okay, you guys jump in, start counting to 10
00:52:16and then they flush.
00:52:18Oh, what a shame!
00:52:20From the parachute chain.
00:52:22Oh!
00:52:24According to the inventor, there is a 90% probability
00:52:28that the parachute opens before reaching the ground.
00:52:31Oh ok!
00:52:32As you can see, the risk is a measly 10%.
00:52:36And why don't they throw out the inventor's grandmother?
00:52:39Because it doesn't have one.
00:52:40It doesn't surprise me at all that she doesn't have a grandmother.
00:52:43I say it's pointless.
00:52:46So, do we throw away Viruta's grandma?
00:52:49Play!
00:52:51Hey, my grandma isn't a parachutist,
00:52:54But he would be covered in glory.
00:52:57Ah, so, um, do you accept such a glorious position?
00:53:03Well, I think it's about time.
00:53:05that we tell him that the purpose of our visit is...
00:53:09Accept it!
00:53:10Oh yes!
00:53:10We would feel so proud.
00:53:12Do it for us.
00:53:13Please, yes.
00:53:15Oh, ñi!
00:53:16Do it tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.
00:53:17And remember that each of you will have life insurance.
00:53:21of 300,000 pesos.
00:53:24Really?
00:53:26Ah, well that changes things.
00:53:29Where do we collect them?
00:53:31No, no, no.
00:53:31It is collected after death.
00:53:34Ha ha ha!
00:53:36Let's not talk about the matter anymore.
00:53:38Tomorrow at 11 at airport number 9.
00:53:41This is the chain they must pull.
00:53:44After counting to 10.
00:53:46Exact.
00:53:47But neither before nor after.
00:53:49Because if they fail, instead of receiving their salary,
00:53:54They will collect the life insurance.
00:53:56But I can't count beyond 9.
00:53:59After 9 comes 10.
00:54:02Ah, so it really is that easy!
00:54:04Whenever you want, gentlemen.
00:54:06You are the pee-pee.
00:54:08As?
00:54:08I say the pee, pee, pilot that's going to take us.
00:54:11And I will help them in any way I can.
00:54:14You see, Capulina.
00:54:15Nothing can happen to us.
00:54:17So after 10 comes 9 and...
00:54:21Exact.
00:54:22The other way around.
00:54:23After 9 comes 10.
00:54:25Exact.
00:54:26So let God's will be done.
00:54:28This way, gentlemen.
00:54:29Here.
00:54:40Is this the plane?
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:42I'm going to warm up the engine.
00:54:44Do you know that the purpose of our visit is...
00:54:47Are you trying to get me to kiss you?
00:54:50And when they land, two.
00:54:52Like, after the blow?
00:54:55What crash?
00:54:56Yes, everything is going to be fine.
00:54:581, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10.
00:55:02AND...
00:55:04Ready!
00:55:05Whenever they want.
00:55:06The time has come.
00:55:08May I have permission to...
00:55:12Not now.
00:55:13Come on.
00:55:29I hit the jackpot with that partner.
00:55:32And how cute they are.
00:55:33And how brave.
00:55:38Look.
00:55:39They're already taking off.
00:55:53Oh, how ugly the bottom looks.
00:55:56Don't look.
00:55:58Pee.
00:55:59I don't see how here.
00:56:01Pipi, lotus.
00:56:02What do they want?
00:56:04Put me down.
00:56:05Well, now you can.
00:56:06Ready?
00:56:08Yes sir.
00:56:09What do we do?
00:56:09Well, jump in.
00:56:17They launched themselves.
00:56:18And the parachute doesn't open.
00:56:20No, it doesn't open.
00:56:22Could it be that I gave them the parachute that failed me in the last test?
00:56:27Dear God, do not abandon me in this ordeal.
00:56:30So, what makes us start counting?
00:56:32We should already be counting.
00:56:34So, what are you waiting for?
00:56:35Come on!
00:56:36One, one, two, two, three, three, four, seven, five, nine.
00:56:43You already made a mistake.
00:56:44We have to count the agreements.
00:56:46I don't even know anymore.
00:56:47Look, I wrote it down here.
00:56:49Don't let go of me, okay?
00:56:50Fast!
00:56:51Look.
00:56:56Oh, dear God.
00:56:58I think there were ten, right?
00:56:59Yes, man!
00:57:01One!
00:57:02One!
00:57:03Two, three, seven, four, nine!
00:57:07Not again, man!
00:57:13Seven, eight, and ten!
00:57:17And nine more to go!
00:57:19Well, let's start again!
00:57:20No!
00:57:21Go!
00:57:21Okay, get out of here!
00:57:23But what have I left behind?
00:57:24The lanyard!
00:57:25We're here.
00:57:28No!
00:57:29No!
00:57:30It won't open!
00:57:31And they're getting closer to the ground!
00:57:33They're going to turn into mush!
00:57:35And they're going to blow away my parachutes!
00:57:39Oh, oh!
00:57:41This is it, this is it!
00:57:43I already left her!
00:57:44Here you go!
00:57:46Oh!
00:57:47How toxigenic, it's most holy!
00:57:51This filthy invention is completely useless!
00:57:53What if the parachute doesn't open before hitting the ground?
00:57:56He sued us for damages, losses, and trespass!
00:57:59Stop talking nonsense and keep looking!
00:58:02It still won't open!
00:58:04They're almost at the ground!
00:58:06They were so good!
00:58:08May they rest in peace!
00:58:12Look at me, Tuco!
00:58:14We had pulled the wrong one!
00:58:16One, two, three, four!
00:58:18I appreciate it!
00:58:21It opened!
00:58:22They were saved!
00:58:23They're so good!
00:58:25They opened, they opened!
00:58:28Oh!
00:58:29That feels so good, man!
00:58:32Let's fly!
00:58:33Oh!
00:58:35There's Lola!
00:58:37And there's Mila too!
00:58:39I'm coming!
00:58:42Shh!
00:58:43Shh!
00:58:43Ha ha ha!
00:58:49They didn't want to make them suspenseful!
00:58:52Yeah!
00:58:53Let's see!
00:59:06Blind!
00:59:06I went blind!
00:59:08Did anything happen to them?
00:59:09Are they okay?
00:59:10The chain.
00:59:12Flush the toilet!
00:59:14One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!
00:59:17We have triumphed!
00:59:18You guys were great!
00:59:22And you?
00:59:23Go with your dad!
00:59:26With his dad for falls!
00:59:30Oh!
00:59:35Oh!
00:59:36Oh!
00:59:37And why are you complaining about your mouth?
00:59:39The blow was lower down.
00:59:41Yes, but I have my coffee and...
00:59:45Oh!
00:59:47I'd just cut him off right there.
00:59:49Because I have never seen death so close as yesterday.
00:59:52Me neither.
00:59:53But what can we do?
00:59:54We'll go right now and tell him the whole truth...
00:59:57...to end our suffering.
01:00:00Sure?
01:00:01But what a waste of an opportunity.
01:00:04But what opportunity?
01:00:07To win the heart of my beloved Lila.
01:00:10I like it so much.
01:00:12And what about me, Lola?
01:00:14But if we follow them, would they end up marrying...
01:00:17...with two corpses?
01:00:19You're right.
01:00:21And let's not think about it anymore.
01:00:22We're going right now and we'll tell them the whole truth.
01:00:25We're not specialists in anything...
01:00:28...that we don't even know anything...
01:00:29...and we don't do anything at all.
01:00:32Come on!
01:00:32Let's see if we can...
01:00:36Oh...
01:00:36Oh, Mom...
01:00:39Carefully.
01:00:42Oh...
01:00:43Oh!
01:00:44Oh!
01:00:50Ah!
01:00:53Ah!
01:00:55Ah!
01:00:56Ah!
01:00:57Ah!
01:00:58Ah!
01:00:58Ah!
01:01:04Ah!
01:01:09I had a dream...
01:01:10...that Viruta declared her feelings for me.
01:01:14I didn't dream it.
01:01:15But what would I give...
01:01:17...because Capulina proposed to me?
01:01:19I never thought such daring men existed.
01:01:22And so modest.
01:01:24They risk their lives as if it were a game of dominoes.
01:01:33Good morning, ladies.
01:01:34Good morning, boss.
01:01:35Haven't my spoiled supermen arrived yet?
01:01:37Not yet.
01:01:38As soon as they arrive...
01:01:39...bring them in immediately.
01:01:41Why not?
01:01:42Yes sir.
01:01:42Excuse me.
01:01:43Oh!
01:01:44Oh!
01:01:45Yeah!
01:01:46Oh!
01:01:47Oh!
01:01:49Oh!
01:01:51Good morning, Lila.
01:01:52How has Lola been?
01:01:54Thinking of you.
01:01:55And waiting for us eagerly.
01:01:57Yes, because we have something to tell you.
01:01:59Well, us too.
01:02:01Yes, that's right.
01:02:03Because when we come here, well, the real purpose of our visit is really to...
01:02:08Well, they won't say it later.
01:02:09Yes, because what we have is much more important and more urgent.
01:02:12Ha!
01:02:13Well, who knows.
01:02:14What is it about?
01:02:15Well, we don't work here because we love what we do.
01:02:18Not only to help us while we can work as artists.
01:02:23Artists?
01:02:24Aha!
01:02:25Yeah.
01:02:25Me as a dancer.
01:02:26And me as a singer.
01:02:28Don't tell me.
01:02:30Oh!
01:02:30Don't tell us.
01:02:32You heard me right.
01:02:33And tonight we make our debut.
01:02:35Yeah.
01:02:35At the Capitol Grand Theatre.
01:02:37And of course you are all invited.
01:02:39I am sure they will succeed.
01:02:41Yes, that's right.
01:02:43Oh!
01:02:43God hear them.
01:02:47Miss?
01:02:48Yes sir.
01:02:49Have my favorite treats arrived yet?
01:02:52Yes sir.
01:02:53Here they are.
01:02:53Come immediately, it's very urgent.
01:02:57Yes sir.
01:02:58We'll be there soon.
01:02:59What is it?
01:03:00This way.
01:03:02Oh!
01:03:03Oh!
01:03:06Oh!
01:03:08How did my favorite friends wake up this morning?
01:03:11Oh, boss.
01:03:12Well, I woke up a little bruised.
01:03:14What I can't stand is the protruding back part, which is already so delicate.
01:03:19So sit down.
01:03:21Sit down!
01:03:25Oh!
01:03:27Oh!
01:03:29Oh!
01:03:30Oh!
01:03:31Oh!
01:03:33Oh!
01:03:35Oh!
01:03:36Oh!
01:03:36Oh!
01:03:37Oh!
01:03:37We had a lesson in centonazos.
01:03:39Yes of course!
01:03:40Understand!
01:03:40But what makes me laugh the most is that he's so bony, he's so shavings.
01:03:44His bones cracked as if they were playing a game of dominoes.
01:03:49Well, but, but what about the glory they achieved?
01:03:52Well then, Merito, we were finally reaching the real one.
01:03:55Really?
01:03:56Glory, but heavenly glory.
01:03:59His feat is one of those that are not counted in dozens.
01:04:03I'm still trembling.
01:04:04And my stomach still feels queasy.
01:04:07And how will we be?
01:04:08Well, well, well, that's over now.
01:04:11Now I have something pleasant, simple and eye-catching in store for you.
01:04:17I believe that now the object is definitely gone...
01:04:19No!
01:04:24So, another little job.
01:04:27Well, yes.
01:04:28Well, look, if it's about flying, you're the one who's going to fly.
01:04:31No, it's not about flying.
01:04:33It's about taking action.
01:04:37To act?
01:04:38Yeah.
01:04:39I was told about the Gran Teatro Capitolio, that its two main actors failed to appear for the performance of an act of
01:04:46Don Juan Tenorio.
01:04:47In homage to the distinguished poet Don José Zorrilla.
01:04:52At last.
01:04:53He's either a poet or he's a skunk.
01:04:55Zorrilla said it, not Zorrillo.
01:05:00Excellent!
01:05:01That for you must be bread with me.
01:05:04Yes, they're also going to debut on the same night as us.
01:05:07Here are the parts for Don Juan and Don Luis for you to study.
01:05:16Well, yes.
01:05:17No, this is for you.
01:05:19Study it.
01:05:20Well, apparently, this theater offers a little bit of everything.
01:05:24Yes, that's the custom on the holy days of the dead.
01:05:29Did he say dead?
01:05:30Yeah.
01:05:33Here's your Skunk.
01:05:34Let's go.
01:05:35No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:05:38Here, study them.
01:05:40And is the matter for tonight?
01:05:43Yes, you have to be there at nine o'clock sharp so they can do their makeup and get dressed, because with you it all begins.
01:05:49function.
01:06:14Forward.
01:06:15Forward.
01:06:22What are they doing?
01:06:24Rehearsing Don Juan Tenorio, the opera by Zorrillo that he told us about.
01:06:28But first, they've been given an urgent job.
01:06:32Other?
01:06:33Other.
01:06:34And isn't it very dangerous?
01:06:36For you, after what you've done, a picnic is in store.
01:06:40Ah, well, like a picnic, so to speak.
01:06:43Being like a picnic will be perfect for us.
01:06:46Here's the address. The foreman is expecting you.
01:06:50And you're saying it's a skyscraper?
01:06:52Yes, it's on the 35th floor.
01:06:55So, as they say, another high-caliber job.
01:06:58Oh, and very tall.
01:07:01Okay, let's get to it.
01:07:03Well, when we return, because I think we will return, right?
01:07:07Sure.
01:07:07We have something we're eager to tell you.
01:07:11And that could be the beginning of great happiness.
01:07:15Okay, let's go now.
01:07:17And then we'll pick them up from their work.
01:07:19With a shovel?
01:07:21Oh no.
01:07:22I meant to say that we're going to come by for you.
01:07:25Come on.
01:07:26But you have to be here in 15 minutes.
01:07:33Wait, wait, wait.
01:07:36This one is nice, look.
01:07:38Wait a minute, man.
01:07:40Do you like her?
01:07:41No, no, no, it's just not true.
01:07:44So will this one be the same?
01:07:45No, no, it's just that...
01:08:00You know the reason for our visit is...
01:08:02Yeah, man.
01:08:04Don't be a scaredy-cat.
01:08:17Good morning, sir.
01:08:18Good morning.
01:08:19We are from the agency Emerging Services Inc.
01:08:22Until I find myself in the presence of two real men, huh?
01:08:26Everyone backs out when they reach the top.
01:08:30And why is that?
01:08:31They feel vertigo, they get dizzy, they lean back.
01:08:36Does the altitude not affect you?
01:08:38In case you didn't know, we are parachute jumping champions.
01:08:43And the height?
01:08:44He runs errands for us.
01:08:46Let's go.
01:08:46Okay, come with me.
01:08:48Come on.
01:08:49This way.
01:08:52I'm sure they're going to declare their love for us tonight.
01:08:55Yeah.
01:08:56I thought they would never make up their minds.
01:08:59Good morning, ladies.
01:09:00Please come in.
01:09:02Um, can we speak to the manager?
01:09:04Who do I advertise?
01:09:05Tell him we are the specialists in the United States.
01:09:13Pattern?
01:09:14Yeah?
01:09:15Here are two specialists from the United States who would like to speak with you.
01:09:19Others?
01:09:21Can they get through?
01:09:22Yeah.
01:09:24Please come in.
01:09:26Excuse me.
01:09:27Thank you, miss.
01:09:30How odd.
01:09:32Did you know anything about those specialists?
01:09:34Well no.
01:09:35First news.
01:09:41What a catastrophe.
01:09:42What an idiot.
01:09:43These two gentlemen are the true specialists we were expecting from the United States.
01:09:49It means that...
01:09:51Those two...
01:09:52Those two are poor devils who don't know anything at all.
01:09:55Oh, how awful!
01:09:57And we just got sent to rivet beams to a skyscraper.
01:10:01Scratch what?
01:10:02Darling.
01:10:03Darling!
01:10:04We're going to stop them from killing each other.
01:10:06Darling!
01:10:06Darling!
01:10:06Come on!
01:10:07Come on!
01:10:12They're going to kill each other.
01:10:15Let them kill each other.
01:10:21Come in.
01:10:22You first.
01:10:24I told them to come in.
01:10:25With great pleasure.
01:10:30Upstairs you will find someone who can explain everything to you.
01:10:33And on which floor is it?
01:10:35They can't make a mistake in the last one.
01:10:37Ah, thank goodness!
01:10:39In the last one?
01:10:40Are you aware that the purpose of our visit is...
01:10:42Inside!
01:10:43Go deeper!
01:10:47Throw him out!
01:10:52What's happening!
01:10:53Up you go, man!
01:11:10Thank you!
01:11:41Music
01:12:13Music
01:12:26Music
01:12:27Music
01:12:28Music
01:12:31Music
01:12:34Music
01:12:37Music
01:12:38What about you?
01:12:40We are the new ones.
01:12:43Here are the rivets.
01:12:45Well, give them to me.
01:12:47Go and get them.
01:12:50Waiting?
01:12:53Music
01:13:01Music
01:13:12I'm going now?
01:13:14What now?
01:13:16Here are the rivets.
01:13:19I say I'm going to grab the rivets now.
01:13:20At what time?
01:13:47Well, come on in.
01:13:50Yes, the nurses.
01:13:56Here are the rivets.
01:13:58And the foreman?
01:14:00It's back there.
01:14:01Ah!
01:14:06Ah!
01:14:16Ah!
01:14:26Ah!
01:14:26If I don't grab onto a beam, I'll be torn to pieces, you pair of idiots!
01:14:32Now let's go upstairs.
01:14:35That's where it's going to be riveted.
01:14:37Dad!
01:14:38Which dad?
01:14:39I am not her father.
01:14:41I am not her father.
01:14:41Dad upstairs?
01:14:42Yes sir.
01:14:44Come on!
01:14:45May I come in, sir?
01:14:47Watch out for another little push.
01:14:58Hurry, sir!
01:15:00Quickly!
01:15:01Quickly!
01:15:09Quickly!
01:15:10Let's go, sir! Let's go!
01:15:22Quickly!
01:15:23Move it, sir! Move it!
01:15:40What's happening?
01:15:41It's still there
01:15:42Take them down, take them down
01:15:44Those poor wretches
01:15:45This is the first time they've done what they're doing.
01:15:47Ah, children
01:15:48See you soon
01:15:50Give them the elevator
01:15:51You threw me away
01:15:53Well, you threw me out first.
01:15:55You, who pushed me
01:15:58Hey
01:15:58Hey?
01:16:00Can you spit on my hands?
01:16:01I'm very tired
01:16:02No!
01:16:03Not now!
01:16:05Son, look how many little ants there are
01:16:07They're not little ants
01:16:09They are automobiles
01:16:11Hey!
01:16:12Hey?
01:16:13And if we fall, how long does it take us to get to the bottom?
01:16:17About half an hour
01:16:19Does he know how to pray?
01:16:21Sure
01:16:21Well, it starts because I can't take it anymore
01:16:23They're going to kill each other!
01:16:25Oh, mamacita
01:16:26Do they have a mother?
01:16:28Clear
01:16:29Be the glory
01:16:30Well, I think we'll go and say hello to her there.
01:16:32No
01:16:33Still
01:16:34They don't fall over
01:16:35Mine, a life
01:16:37Let's see if we can guess it
01:16:39Play
01:16:42A!
01:16:45Two!
01:16:54Look
01:16:55Here's the elevator
01:16:57Well, let's go.
01:17:07They've already gotten on the elevator
01:17:10And they're already coming down
01:17:11My God, let them come down
01:17:13But let's not have them all at once.
01:17:26My God, what is what is what is what is what is what is
01:17:27that is what is what is what is what is what is what is
01:17:27what is what is what is what is what is what is what is what is
01:17:29It is what it is, it is what it is, it is what it is, it is what it is.
01:17:32that is what is what is what is what is what is what is
01:17:33what is what is what is what is what is what is what is what is
01:17:35that is what is what is what is what is what is what is
01:17:36which is what is what is what is what is what is what is
01:17:57Peruta, Capulina, did anything happen to you?
01:17:59Are they okay?
01:18:00We're up to the task.
01:18:09Ready?
01:18:10Ready?
01:18:11How do I look?
01:18:12Chicho.
01:18:13Me too?
01:18:13Very good.
01:18:15Take action because you've already received the third warning.
01:18:17Well, into the corral it goes.
01:18:18I mean, for the stage.
01:18:20Do you remember the lines well?
01:18:22Do you mean the verses?
01:18:23Exact.
01:18:24They'll be amazed, and maybe even fascinated.
01:18:27That?
01:18:28He blew her a kiss.
01:18:29It's true.
01:18:30And now you and I, let's act together, so that we get burned.
01:18:34Fantastic.
01:18:36In my opinion, any poet isn't worth a penny.
01:18:39Do you want more?
01:18:42Let's go.
01:18:43Luck.
01:18:44It's luck.
01:18:45He who walks with fortune never fears death.
01:18:49Yeah, look at him.
01:18:51Let's go.
01:18:56Welcome, sir.
01:18:57Welcome, my lord.
01:18:59Tell me, then, what have you brought and why have you come?
01:19:01At this hour and with such eagerness.
01:19:04I've come to kill you, Don Juan.
01:19:07To kill me.
01:19:09To kill me.
01:19:10Look how I'm trembling.
01:19:12Look how I'm trembling.
01:19:13The thing is, you're all bitter because you've lost Doña Inés.
01:19:17Oh, and who told you to bet?
01:19:20Because I couldn't believe you could achieve it.
01:19:23And how could you think that Doña Inés might hesitate when it came to choosing?
01:19:27Ha ha ha.
01:19:28There's no comparison, Viruta.
01:19:30I mean, Don Luis.
01:19:32All of this is not in the libretto.
01:19:33What does it matter?
01:19:35Don't you see how much fun the audience is having?
01:19:40Where is that traitor?
01:19:43They're looking for you, Don Luisito.
01:19:45They are looking for you.
01:19:47You have stolen my daughter Inés from your convent.
01:19:50And I've come for your life.
01:19:52Or for my own good.
01:19:54Oh, I stole it.
01:19:57Oh, I stole it.
01:20:01Repeat it to me.
01:20:02Sir, I have seen enough, Don Juan, to know.
01:20:06What use can you make of your arrogant courage?
01:20:09He who wounds from behind and humbles himself on the occasion
01:20:13He is as vile as the thief who steals and runs away.
01:20:17Oh, I wound from behind.
01:20:20That I am a vile thief?
01:20:22Is this how you raise me up, you hypocrites?
01:20:25Enough of this torment.
01:20:32What are you doing, my little spark?
01:20:35Killer!
01:20:44Garlic the curtain?
01:20:45No.
01:20:46People are laughing, let them.
01:20:49And you, foolish earthworm, who call me a vile thief?
01:20:53Say as proof of your reason that it is Don Juan who is killing you.
01:21:04Did your sword get stuck?
01:21:06It just needs oiling.
01:21:08Wait a minute, I'll give it another try.
01:21:15Oh, Don Juan, I saw you in your face.
01:21:18Well, I avoided a blow.
01:21:19Caca, Cacapulina, you've killed me.
01:21:32I called to heaven and it did not hear me.
01:21:34And so their doors are closed to me.
01:21:36Heaven answers my steps on earth.
01:21:40And not me.
01:21:49What did you think of it?
01:21:50Well...
01:21:51Formidable.
01:21:52I offer you an indefinite contract.
01:21:54Excellent!
01:21:55And we also know how to sing and dance.
01:21:57And rivet.
01:21:58And repair pipes.
01:22:00And the gas.
01:22:00And the light.
01:22:01And to equip ourselves with parachutes.
01:22:03AND...
01:22:03Oops!
01:22:04Soon, Lila.
01:22:04It's your turn.
01:22:05Yes, with your permission.
01:22:19He's not here, he's not here.
01:22:22He's not here, he's not here.
01:22:26He's not here, he's not here.
01:22:29He's not here, he's not here.
01:22:32He's not here, he's not here.
01:22:35Don't ask why he's not here.
01:22:40They're asking for my girlfriend and they can't find her.
01:22:43They ask me if I have it, but I'm not going to give it away.
01:22:46He's not here, he's not here
01:22:50He's not here, he's not here
01:22:53He's not here, he's not here
01:22:55Don't ask for me, he's not here.
01:22:59Come on!
01:23:14My girlfriend is here and I'm not going to give them to you.
01:23:17Because we're getting married very soon.
01:23:21He's not here, he's not here
01:23:24He's not here, he's not here
01:23:27He's not here, he's not here
01:23:29Don't ask about me, I'm not here
01:23:34Don't ask about me, I'm not here
01:23:38Don't ask about me, I'm not here
01:23:41Don't ask about me, I'm not here
01:24:19Let me suffer, let me cry, let me forget you
01:24:29She doesn't want any more, not one more minute.
01:24:35My soul remembers you
01:24:38If I must be alone
01:24:43Far away from you
01:24:46I wouldn't want to hate you
01:24:51I want to remember
01:24:54I want to remember
01:24:54That was our love
01:24:56A brilliant love
01:25:03The light was bright
01:25:07That made me different
01:25:23Sh해요, click, click, click, click, click, click
01:25:23Let me suffer, let me cry, let me forget you
01:25:33I want to remember
01:25:36That was our love
01:25:38A brilliant love
01:26:06Let me suffer
01:26:08Let me cry
01:26:10Let me forget you
01:26:15I want to remember
01:26:18That was our love
01:26:20A brilliant love
01:26:26I want to remember
01:26:28That was our love
01:26:31A brilliant love
01:26:57Lola and Lola are beautiful
01:26:59They have stolen our hearts
01:27:01Lila and Lola will succeed
01:27:04Let's take her to the altar
01:27:05Lola and Lila are beautiful
01:27:08They have stolen our hearts
01:27:10Lila and Lola will succeed
01:27:13Let's take her to the altar
01:27:15Oh Lola, oh Lila
01:27:17The moon will envy us
01:27:19Oh Lila, oh Lola
01:27:21Hermos and Lila will see
01:27:23Lola and Lila are beautiful
01:27:26They have stolen our hearts
01:27:28Lila and Lola will succeed
01:27:31Let's take her to the altar
01:27:44Let's take her to the altar
01:27:45Lilacs are beautiful
01:27:45Let's take her to the altar
01:28:09Thank you!
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