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00:24So now what we're going to do then eh?
00:26Oh, it's alright for you. All you do is eat and sleep and scream the place down, don't you?
00:34Yeah, I'd look like that in all if I were you.
00:37What on earth were you thinking of, leaving that baby alone like that?
00:41You know you can get done by the child cruelty for less, don't you?
00:44I've tried to explain before, Sue. I thought Sheena was looking after her.
00:48Are you really as thick as you sometimes make out? Leaving Annie with some two bits art you met the
00:53day before?
00:53Oh, come on. Be fair. How was I to know? Anyway, it won't happen again.
00:58You're damn right it won't happen again. Because if it does, so help me, Mary, I won't be responsible for
01:03my actions.
01:04And you pull a stunt like that again and I'll kill you.
01:07Mum, all they want to do is a few tests. Then they can find out what's given you these funny
01:11turns and Dr Legg will know what medicine to give you.
01:13They're going into hospital and that's final tests. That's what they all say.
01:18Then, in you go. They open you up. They poke about a bit. Before you know where you are, you're
01:22on your way out.
01:24You're all right till they get their hands on you. Then they find something really horrible wrong with you.
01:30It's not like that, Mum. Honest. I mean, they'll just do simple things like take your pulse and your blood
01:36pressure, things like that.
01:37Oh, well, then why do I have to go to hospital then? Why can't Dr Legg do that to me
01:42in his surgery?
01:44You see? They want me in so they can cut me open. Well, I'm never, never, never going in.
01:50I wish I wouldn't go on about it because it's only upsetting me and you know the doctor said I
01:54wasn't to be upset, didn't he?
01:56Yes, all right, Mum. Well, let's forget it. We'll have a nice cup of tea, shall we, eh? Here.
02:11Yeah, two for 30, Mum. Clear them out. Two for 30, honey. That's all they are.
02:16Yeah, just give us a couple of them collies, love. You too, Mum.
02:18Saves me having to think. Oh. You seen this? Terrible, isn't it?
02:25All that stuff's starting up round here again.
02:29Says here nobody'll talk. You can't blame them, can you?
02:32Who wants to be next for the sausage machine, eh? Oh, is that my coffee?
02:36Yeah, give us 30 pence, Mum. Hey, can I have a word for me, Mum? Hang on, Mum, sis.
02:39Yeah. 10, 15, 25, 30. What have you been doing, the gas meter?
02:43Cheeky becker.
02:46Listen, I'm having a bit of trouble with Mum. She's refusing point-blank to go into hospital.
02:50You know what they're like when they get to that age. They're worse than kids, some of them.
02:54Yes, but I've got more than enough to cope with at the moment without her playing me up.
02:58You want me to have a talk with that? No.
03:00What if you think it'll do any good?
03:02Leave it with me, sis. I've got to have to get better with that.
03:05Yeah? I'll pop in later, OK? I'll see you later, then.
03:07Try our pay. I've got the shopping to do.
03:09You care about me, don't you?
03:10That's not a question of caring about you. I mean, you want something to eat, don't you?
03:13You suit yourself.
03:15Nick?
03:17All right, I'll lend you some. I'll lend you a piper.
03:20Pay me back now, won't you?
03:22Of course I will.
03:23It makes you sick, doesn't it?
03:24First thing.
03:26Yeah, I'll see you later.
03:28The question is, what is to be done?
03:30I thought that was your territory.
03:32Is it?
03:33Yeah, I'd have thought so.
03:35My hands are tied.
03:36That's a pity.
03:37Isn't it?
03:38What's this guise he's going to be allowed to do?
03:39Go roaming around and do what he likes before you mob do anything about it?
03:43Seemingly.
03:46Evidence.
03:46Proof.
03:47Witnesses.
03:47I need things like that.
03:49Sort of stuff that won't get laughed out of a court of law.
03:53Unlike you.
03:55I mean, you're a free agent, aren't you?
03:57Some wally's winding you up, you know what?
03:58It's to be done, don't you?
04:00That's what I did the other day.
04:01Thought I'd get rid of him.
04:03Oh, you did, did you?
04:04Well, you were wrong.
04:05To get rid of him, you're going to need to really put the frighteners on him.
04:08Good and proper.
04:09Look, what happened the other day, I thought would have scared him.
04:12But if that don't, what will?
04:15Well.
04:19I mean, he's not exactly in this league, is he, eh?
04:22Not what you call a proper villain at all, really, is he?
04:25I mean, he'd probably die of fright if he'd come up against a real villain.
04:29Know what I mean?
04:32I mean to say, you've lived round here all your life.
04:35You must have some friends who would help you out.
04:37If you catch my drift.
04:40Haven't you?
04:42I'm just worried about money.
04:44You're worried about money.
04:45Wonderful.
04:46Great.
04:46Terrific.
04:48You insist on packing on your job for no good reason,
04:51without a clue what you're going to do next,
04:53you won't listen to reason.
04:55Once you get a notion to do something,
04:57no one can talk sense into you.
04:59And now, three days before you're about to leave the bank,
05:01you start moaning about being worried about money.
05:04Well, Debs, I find you very hard to understand.
05:07Very hard indeed.
05:08I'm worried about this month's mortgage repayments.
05:11Oh, of course you are.
05:12And next month.
05:13And the month after that.
05:13I'm worried about this month because you won't pay your share.
05:16I simply cannot see why I should pay for the two weeks that I spent at the nurse's home.
05:20This is supposed to be your home, Andy.
05:22Your home.
05:23It was your idea.
05:24It's your name on the mortgage.
05:26You made sure of that.
05:27Oh, I see.
05:28This place has nothing to do with you.
05:29You don't live here.
05:30You're just passing through.
05:31I never said that, loving.
05:32Please don't get hysterical, eh?
05:33I don't know how you're able to live here and refuse to pay your way.
05:37God, I mean...
05:38OK, you spent a fortnight at the nurse's home.
05:40What if you rented a room and went away for two weeks?
05:43You'd still have to pay rent, wouldn't you?
05:45Well, wouldn't you?
05:48Answer me, damn you!
05:55Oh, you're going out, aren't you?
05:57Great.
05:58Typical.
05:58If there's something to discuss, you just run away.
06:01I'm running from you, Debs.
06:02Not from any discussion, love.
06:03Cooey!
06:04Anyone home?
06:05Oh, God.
06:05Just what I need.
06:09Oh.
06:10Here.
06:11I'm not disturbing you two lovebirds, am I?
06:13Not at all, love.
06:13I'm just on my way out.
06:15But Debs here is just in a fine mood for the good night, aren't you, sweetheart?
06:19Oh, ma!
06:19Go to the house!
06:19I forgot you had kittens, Rowley.
06:21Stay.
06:21Stay where you are.
06:22Good boy.
06:23Good boy.
06:23Come on.
06:23Sit.
06:26Come on.
06:27Come on.
06:29There's a good boy.
06:30Sit down.
06:31Come on.
06:32There's a good boy.
06:34There's a good boy.
06:36I'm not interrupting anything, am I, Debs?
06:38No, no.
06:39Just think, eh?
06:40Just a few more days, you'll be a free agent.
06:42No more boring old work.
06:43Yeah.
06:44No more boring old work.
06:46Well, Angie, I'm starting to think I've made a terrible mistake.
06:49Oh, get away with you, darling.
06:51You've just got an attack of nerves, that's all.
06:53Just like the kind you get before you get married, eh?
06:56I wouldn't, no.
06:57Oh, you've got cold feet.
06:59You wouldn't be human if you didn't get cold feet now and again, would you?
07:02It's just...
07:04Sometimes, I mean, I think I want something.
07:06And when I get it, I just don't want it anymore.
07:09You're not thinking of dropping out the darts team, are you?
07:11Oh, my God.
07:13No, you can still count me in.
07:14Oh, thank God for that.
07:15I thought I'd have to put Eiffel on.
07:17Perhaps you ought to get together soon, eh?
07:19Yeah.
07:19What about tomorrow night?
07:20You, me, Kath, Sue and Eiffel, eh?
07:21Yeah, that's fine.
07:23Sue?
07:23Yeah.
07:24I thought we could meet here.
07:25All right?
07:25Oh, yeah.
07:26Yeah, that's fine.
07:27About eight o'clock, Sue, yeah?
07:29That's fine.
07:29Terrific.
07:30That's one problem sorted out, then, eh?
07:32Now, the other one's transport.
07:33Can you think of anyone who could lend us a car?
07:36Have a think, eh?
07:37See if you can come up with someone.
07:38Well, I suppose I'd better be getting back, eh?
07:40Otherwise, my beloved will be gnashing his teeth, having to do a bit of work for a change.
07:44Okay.
07:45Hang on a minute.
07:45All right, darling.
07:46Do it now.
07:46Rollie.
07:47Come on.
07:48There's a good boy.
07:49All right?
07:50Yeah, that's fine.
07:51Okay.
07:52Come on, sunshine.
07:53I'm with you.
07:54Come on.
07:55Here, and cheer up, darling.
07:56Just think the world's your oyster.
07:58Might be a big fat pearl waiting for you, eh?
08:00Never know.
08:01Good old sweetheart.
08:02Come on, you.
08:02Time for your dinner.
08:03Come on.
08:06Look, can we get down to business?
08:08I don't want to hang around here any longer than I have to.
08:10It was your idea to meet him here.
08:12I know.
08:12I said that for Neville's sake.
08:13Oh, yes.
08:14Neville.
08:15He doesn't like me going around to your place.
08:17So I thought I'd spare his feelings and meet you here.
08:19What's wrong with this Neville?
08:21He can't think much of himself, can he?
08:23If he thinks that the minute he let you out of his sight,
08:25that you're going to come running around just to jump into bed with me.
08:29You obviously haven't told him much about our marriage, my dear.
08:32It's typical of you, isn't it?
08:34You're always so coarse and crude.
08:35One-track-minded.
08:39Unlike Neville, of course.
08:40Exactly.
08:41Unlike Neville.
08:46What sort of drip is this man, anyway?
08:48It's what I would call a real man.
08:50I see.
08:51Mrs. Superstud.
08:52Look, I really wouldn't know, Tony.
08:53Now, can we please get back to the point?
08:55You don't know?
08:57You're serious?
09:00Well, girl, you've really surprised me.
09:02This is the first time I've ever heard anything like that.
09:05You mean you and he don't really have...
09:06Look, not that it's any of your business, but no, we don't.
09:09Nor will we until after we're properly married.
09:11But that's not why I'm here, is it?
09:12I mean, I didn't come here to discuss my personal life with you, did I?
09:15Oh, might as well.
09:16You might have run out of things to say by now.
09:22Look, are you sure this Neville is okay?
09:26He's not some kind of a madman?
09:29Tony, it was my decision, and Neville respects it as such.
09:33Now, can we please change the subject?
09:37Why I came to see you was because Neville wants to buy the house outright.
09:42Our house?
09:43Mm-hm.
09:45Okay.
09:46That's fine by me.
09:48As long as this Neville geezer doesn't imagine that just because he's got you,
09:52he's going to get the house any cheaper.
09:53I want the full going rate and not a penny less.
09:56You'll get that.
09:57Look, I keep trying to tell you that Neville's a reasonable man.
10:01All right, ask Cassie if you don't believe me.
10:03Cassie gets on with him?
10:04Cassie likes him a lot, yes.
10:06And he bought her those running spikes, which I mean, you'd been promising her for months
10:09and never got round to buy him.
10:11Oh, pure bravery.
10:12Of course she gets on with him.
10:13No, Tony.
10:15You see, he's just the sort of man who keeps his word, especially when it's to a child.
10:19Unlike you.
10:23Now, that...
10:25It's in all right, don't it, your boy?
10:27Sure does it.
10:28Yes.
10:29Well, of course, if he was full-time, I mean, it'd be curtains for someone else, wouldn't it?
10:34Ask Denny about that.
10:36Ask Den?
10:36Do you think he'd tell me, not on your life?
10:40No.
10:40I mean, somebody would be for the chop, wouldn't they?
10:44Far too many people bumping into each other behind this bar.
10:48Only this.
10:49You watch close and you'll soon be seeing the night of the long knowledge.
10:54Goodbye.
10:55See you, Rick.
10:58All right, then, Tom.
11:01I'm losing everything's all right.
11:03Yes, I'm fine.
11:04Now, what's your loss now?
11:06My daughter.
11:08I've been replaced in my life by some miserable fool called Neville.
11:12It seems that Cassie actually likes this creep.
11:15Ah, well, you know what they say, Tom.
11:16Such is life.
11:18You're a lucky man.
11:20You got your little family and now you got your other boy back.
11:24We, um, just an ex-father.
11:26Like an ex-film, isn't it?
11:28You can only see them when you're over 16.
11:30Go on, love.
11:31Oh, come on.
11:32Cheer up and have another drink.
11:33Angie, my love, when you've got a minute.
11:35Coming.
11:36Don't tell me.
11:36A pint and a Guinness.
11:37Oh, she's psychic.
11:38This one.
11:39Here, Toe, don't fancy doing us a favour, do you?
11:42Lend us your van one day next week, eh?
11:44Well, it's gonna be a bit awkward, Angie.
11:47Oh, is it?
11:48How about you, Pete?
11:48Fancy lending us yours?
11:50What for?
11:50Well, us ladies of the darts team, we've got everything, see?
11:53Beauty, brains, talent.
11:54Only thing we haven't got is wheels.
11:56We'll get a taxi.
11:57Cheers.
11:57No, I'm not lending my van, Angie.
11:59Like a little baby to me.
12:00Yeah, next week I'm gonna be really busy, Angie.
12:02Okay, forget it.
12:04Just don't come crawling to me when I'm lady darts champion of the world.
12:07Dennis, you got customers.
12:10Everything all right, mate?
12:11None of your problems?
12:12Yeah, I can count on you, can't I?
12:13Need you ask.
12:14Well, I've got a nagging little fuck.
12:16Well, that may be talking about our local little tearaway turned blackmailer, would you?
12:19The same.
12:19I want him stitched up well and truly.
12:21Off this manna for good.
12:23Are you talking about Nick Cotton?
12:24You don't intend to mush him up even more, do you, Pete?
12:27Something a shade Sutton.
12:33Where's that old man of yours got to?
12:36I don't know, down his allotment, I suppose.
12:38What, this time of night?
12:40Well, he likes it down there, so it's the only place he can get any peace and quiet.
12:43Yeah.
12:44You mean to say to me that he sat down there in the dark watching his cabbages grow?
12:49Yeah.
12:50Oh, he must be going funny in the head, poor chap.
12:53Yeah.
12:53Hello, sis.
12:55Sorry I'm late for held up.
12:56How are you going now, Mum?
12:57Oh, as well as can be expected, considering.
13:01Yeah.
13:01Considering you won't do what you were told.
13:03What do you mean?
13:04Well, you won't go into hospital and let them check it out.
13:07Has your sister been slandering me?
13:10All I said was, Mum, you're being your usual obstinate self.
13:14Obstinate?
13:15Me?
13:16That is slander poorly.
13:17Don't worry, Mum.
13:19I never believed a word of it.
13:20Oh, thank God for that.
13:21No.
13:22I said to myself, I know what's the matter with my old mum.
13:24She's scared.
13:25That's what's the matter with her.
13:27Scared?
13:27Me?
13:29Scared of what?
13:30Well, all you old ones are scared of hospitals, aren't you?
13:32I beg your pardon, Peter.
13:34I'm not that old.
13:35I've still got a few more years till they cart me off to the knackers yard.
13:39Thank you very much.
13:41Then why are you acting like a scared little old lady, then?
13:44I ain't.
13:45I'm going into hospital.
13:47You what?
13:49You heard.
13:52I'm going in.
13:54Whoever said I wasn't?
13:58You're quite sure they need a social worker?
14:02Yes, sir.
14:06Julie, you're very spoiled, isn't it?
14:08Who do you reckon she is, then?
14:10How should I know?
14:11And don't stare, it's rude.
14:13You've got to admit, it is unusual, isn't it?
14:15Dr Leggin here with a woman, isn't it?
14:16He's a doctor, isn't he?
14:18Not a flippin' monk.
14:19And anyway, why are you so interested in other people's sex lives all of a sudden?
14:22Perhaps because I haven't got one of my own, eh, Dennis?
14:26I'm more concerned about Pauline than I am about the old lady.
14:28I mean, she's had a lot on the plate recently, plus having to cope with a young baby.
14:32Hello, Doc.
14:33Don't see you in here very often, do we?
14:35No, it's just a long time since I've been.
14:37I don't believe we've had the pleasure, darling.
14:39No, this is my first time in this pub.
14:41Oh, how nice.
14:42Welcome, eh?
14:44Do you play darts?
14:45Darts?
14:46Sometimes.
14:46You see, we've got a team.
14:48About the only thing we haven't got at the moment is a car.
14:51Here, Dr Legg.
14:53Do you fancy lending me your car for the darts team next week?
14:56What?
14:56Lend you my car to transport a darts team?
14:59I'm afraid that's out of the question.
15:01I need my car to reach my patients.
15:03Some of them could be seriously ill.
15:04Okay, okay, forget it, eh?
15:06I've never heard anything like it.
15:08Okay, forget it.
15:09I'm sorry I spoke.
15:10See you around.
15:15Well, finite as she is?
15:17No, Dennis, I didn't.
15:19They're playing their cards pretty close to their chest.
15:21Both of them.
15:38Not you again.
15:40You must be obsessed.
15:42I am.
15:44You know, I wake up in the morning.
15:45And what do I think about as I eat my eggs and bacon?
15:48Nick Cotten.
15:49I go to the station.
15:51What's on my mind?
15:52Nick Cotten.
15:53I go out at night.
15:55Still, I can't get you out of my mind.
15:57I go home to bed.
15:59I fall asleep.
15:59And guess what?
16:00I even dream about you.
16:03That's been lovely.
16:05Bye-bye.
16:07Do you want to know what I dream about, son?
16:10I dream that you and I are in the Old Bailey.
16:13That you are in the dock.
16:15And I am giving the evidence that will put you away for years and years and years.
16:19Is that a fact?
16:21I would like to listen to you a little bit longer.
16:22I'm afraid.
16:23I'm in a bit of an hour.
16:24I don't know.
16:24I don't know.
16:27I don't know.
16:30I don't know.
16:30Why can't you leave him alone?
16:32I beg your pardon?
16:34Why are you persecuting my son?
16:36What's wrong with the people around here?
16:38You're all sick.
16:40The other day that Pete, he laid into my room, half killing him before your very eyes,
16:45and what did you do?
16:45Nothing.
16:46You did nothing to help.
16:48Pete seemed to be doing fine on his own.
16:50Oh, God mighty.
16:51The rest of them's bad enough, but you're supposed to be an upholder of law and order,
16:55ain't you?
16:56You're supposed to protect people, ain't you?
16:58Well, just because he was in a little bit of bother a long time ago,
17:01it don't mean he don't need protecting too.
17:03Well, you've got to hand him all the time.
17:06Victimising him the way you do.
17:08You're just a bully.
17:09That's all you are.
17:10What about the real criminals?
17:12You know, them gangsters what put that fella through the mincer?
17:14Why didn't you go and try and catch them for a change
17:16instead of dogging the footsteps of a poor innocent boy?
17:19Oh, this is all going to do me in.
17:21My nerves are in a shocking state.
17:23You ask Dr Legg, he'll tell you.
17:24The strain's killing me, I swear it.
17:26Well, as you just said, your nerves are in a shocking state.
17:29So why don't you just go home and have a lie down, eh?
17:31Are you going to stop them all picking on my son?
17:35I haven't seen anything of that nature.
17:37Nor am I likely to.
17:39You'll drive him away from the square.
17:41He's all I've got in the world.
17:43Do let me know when he's off, won't you?
17:45Because I'd love to wish him bon voyage.
17:52Hello, darling.
17:53Hello, Anne.
17:53Haven't you seen Annie anywhere?
17:54No, he's not been in yet.
17:56Here, you're coming to the meeting of the dance team round at Deb's tonight.
17:58No, count me out.
17:59I'm not going anywhere near that Count's place again in Harry.
18:02Hmm.
18:03Something happened between you two.
18:04Mm-hm.
18:05OK.
18:06If you don't want to say, yeah.
18:07I'd rather not.
18:08He's out now.
18:09Here.
18:10Sue, ask Annie if we could borrow the car next week, hey, for the dance match.
18:13Sure.
18:13We'll have to pay normal minicab weights, though.
18:15He's got all the living, like anyone.
18:17See you.
18:22You didn't by any chance take the tenner out of that cash box at lunch, did he?
18:25No, why?
18:26Because we're a tenner short, that's why.
18:27Sure you didn't give someone the wrong change?
18:29Quite sure.
18:29Besides, we were a fiver out last night, only I gave the benefit of the doubt.
18:32Put it down so I'm making a mistake.
18:35All right.
18:38Oh, Dean, surely not.
18:39No.
18:40When I find out who's doing it, it'll soon solve the problem we'll get rid of, won't it?
18:46I'm sorry I'm late, sweetheart.
18:49Oh, there you are.
18:50You took your time getting here, didn't you?
18:52Yeah, I'm sorry, Ethel.
18:54Yes, well, where's the rest of them?
18:56Well, Kath's not coming.
18:57She's in a bit of a mood.
18:58And Sue?
19:00Well, Sue's in a bit of a mood as well.
19:02Oh, marvellous, isn't it?
19:04Well, never mind.
19:05Let's make a start anyway.
19:06Right.
19:07First and foremost on the agenda, transport.
19:10We got none.
19:11Oh, um, anyone for coffee?
19:14You haven't got anything a little bit stronger, have you, darling?
19:17Oh, this is a dead loss.
19:19Wasting all my precious time.
19:22Right, Simon.
19:23Now, you know what to say.
19:24My dad would like you to meet him for a drink.
19:26Is that all right?
19:27He won't come.
19:28He'll be mad.
19:29If he wants to kill himself, there's easier ways of doing it.
19:32He'll come, all right?
19:32Don't you worry about that.
19:33Little snide will see it as a challenge.
19:35Yeah?
19:36What odds did you give?
19:37Three to one on.
19:38Done.
19:38Fiver says he won't show.
19:40Right, Simon.
19:41You ready?
19:41Yeah.
19:42Right, off you go.
19:44Don't take too long.
19:46Cheers.
19:47Right.
19:48I'm rather looking forward to it now, this starch camper.
19:52Oh, good.
19:54Oh, dear, I am sorry.
19:58Just as well it was empty, weren't it?
20:01Oh, you want to top up, Ethel?
20:03Oh, well, yes.
20:05As it's here.
20:06We're having fun tonight, aren't we?
20:07Wait till we really get going, eh?
20:09Yeah, we might even get on the telly.
20:11Oh, yeah, groupies waiting wherever we play.
20:13Oh, yes.
20:15There won't be much in it for me, will there?
20:17Hmm?
20:18I mean, what with me only being that...
20:21What's its name?
20:23That...
20:23What is...
20:24The Reserve.
20:26Yeah?
20:26I mean, just because...
20:28Just because I haven't got stretched trousers
20:31or a 40-inch bust, I'll get stuck on a sideline.
20:36It's not that, Ethel.
20:38You've just got to study the rules a bit, that's all.
20:40Well, I mean, I don't know what you mean.
20:42I'm a good aim, aren't I?
20:43Yes, you are.
20:44I make you right.
20:45You're a good aim.
20:46It's just what you're aiming at is not quite right.
20:48Yes, well, what more do you want?
20:51I'll tell you this much.
20:53There's many, many a goldfish I brought back from the fairground,
20:57I can tell you.
20:58By the way, I want to ask you, what do you think of this latest news?
21:03I mean, this mob terrorising Woolford.
21:07Mob?
21:07What mob?
21:08Yes.
21:09No, no.
21:10It's the Kenny Malone.
21:12In and out.
21:13Nearly all is natural.
21:16For G.B.O.
21:17G.B.O.
21:18She means G.B.H.
21:19Go on, Ethel.
21:20Tell her the story.
21:22Oh, well, he sounds a right swine by all accounts and then guess what?
21:27Someone's fed him into the mincing machine in the sausage factory.
21:32What do I mean, just fancy that?
21:34I'll tell you this much.
21:35I'm not going to buy any bangers for some time.
21:39And we all know who done it, don't we?
21:42No, we just know the rumours, Ethel.
21:44That's all.
21:44I don't.
21:45No, no, it's just silly talk there.
21:47It is not.
21:49Everyone knows.
21:50It's the mob.
21:51The farm.
21:52The family.
21:54Oh.
21:55The venecum brother.
21:58Well, where's your boy got there?
22:00Oh, yeah.
22:01Sounds like him now.
22:02I make myself scarce.
22:09What's he doing here?
22:15What's going on, Dan?
22:16Upstairs.
22:16Dan?
22:17Upstairs and stay there till I tell you you're right.
22:26Well, well, well.
22:27This is a surprise.
22:28What is it?
22:29Someone's birthday?
22:30No.
22:31It's a private little function after hours, isn't it?
22:34So I thought to myself,
22:35Pete, it's about time we had a little heart-to-heart with that lad, Nick Cotton.
22:39Drink?
22:40Yeah, cheers.
22:41Large scotch.
22:45My, oh, my.
22:46Wyatt Earp and his deputies, eh?
22:48Ha, ha.
22:48Very funny, Ben, isn't he?
22:51Diabolical.
22:52Got a death wish too, this lad coming in here.
22:55I mean, we do every blasted thing there is to do to get rid of him.
22:58I've built the living daylights out of him, and he still wants a drink with us.
23:03He must really like us, Pete.
23:05So, er, this is your little heart-to-heart chat then, is it?
23:07Well, let me get to the point.
23:09Oh, eh?
23:10Or we, rather.
23:11Once you're out of this manner for good, move out and you don't come back.
23:15You must be joking.
23:17Leave my poor grey-haired mother all on her jacks.
23:19Leave it out.
23:20Plus, you still owe my missy's money.
23:23Sixty soffs, my calf-bunged you, for you putting the frighteners on her over some little secret in the past.
23:29Not very nice, Nicholas.
23:31Not very nice at all.
23:33As I said, maybe she just likes me.
23:36Gave me a little gift for services rendered.
23:38You know what I mean?
23:39And you start howling about where's the housekeeping gone?
23:41Wish she has to say something, didn't she?
23:42He's got a great sense of humor, Pete, you've got to admit it.
23:45Oh, yeah.
23:46So sure, he might cut his own float one day.
23:48So, er, you've invited me here to get sixty quid out of me, is that it?
23:53Terrible shame about your calf, Ali.
23:55Yeah.
23:55Terrible.
23:56And your place too, Tone.
23:58Am I right?
23:59Right.
24:00Such goings on in this day and age, dear-o, dearie me.
24:03And this pub too.
24:04Is there nothing sacred, I ask myself?
24:07What's he going on about?
24:08All these frets you're making to us poor innocent tradespeople.
24:11How are you going to petrol bomb our establishments unless we come up with such and such amount every Friday
24:15night on an hour?
24:16What do they call that, Pete?
24:17Extortion.
24:18Extortion.
24:19Right.
24:19And in front of so many witnesses too.
24:22Unbelievable.
24:22Oh, I get it.
24:24You're trying to set me up.
24:25Bright lad, ain't he, Pete?
24:27Oh, yeah.
24:29So you lot are going to claim I've been terrorising you, eh?
24:32Come on.
24:33I just see you all in a witness box.
24:35Any half-decent brief would tie your knots and have you up for conspiracy and perjury as soon as you
24:39open your mouths.
24:40We don't think we go out to the police to you.
24:42Waste the precious time with the boys in blue.
24:44Tell lies in court.
24:46Does he take us forward, then?
24:50Listen, Sunbeam.
24:51I'll give you a talk.
24:52And we'll call it modern studies.
24:55Who runs a man around here?
24:56Who enforces a sort of law and order?
24:58And I'm not talking around your friend, Mr. Quick.
25:01I'll give you a hint.
25:03The letter V.
25:03And I'm not talking aliens.
25:05V stands for vengeance, villains, vitriol in the eyes, vending machines and plain old common garden violence.
25:14I think he's got the message, then.
25:17I think so, too.
25:18And I think he knows the family we're on about.
25:20But I don't think he knows how well I know him.
25:22I used to go to school with two of them.
25:23And they don't forget.
25:24Every now and again, they poke their head in that door.
25:26They say, hello, Dan.
25:27How's it going?
25:28Is there some little toe rag you want stitching up?
25:31That's what we're here for.
25:32Give us a bell, say the word, and then leave the rest to us.
25:36You're bluffing.
25:38Would I lie to you?
25:40On my Angela's life.
25:43And if certain members of that family were here that some jumped up, never come down, glue-sniffing wire boy
25:47was throwing his weight around on their territory and trying to extort loot from their old pals like yours truly,
25:53what would they think?
25:55Not very much, then.
25:58No.
25:59And they're very short-tempered.
26:01So you will be propping up a flyover before you could say 60 quid blackmail, laundrettes, herring, or hedge cocks
26:06for that matter.
26:09This is blackmail.
26:10Ah.
26:11Now you know how it feels.
26:13Now do you want to give me that 60 quid now or do I come round in the morning and
26:16get it?
26:27Naughty, naughty, Nick.
26:28After conning your mother, I had a fiver.
26:33I think we begin to understand each other.
26:35Now what we want is you out of this territory for good.
26:38Now you can come back every now and again and visit Dot.
26:40I mean, that's only fair.
26:41It ain't her fault.
26:42But if you're seen on this manner for any other reason, we're talking premature funerals.
26:46Do you understand?
26:47Agreed?
26:49I might not need being on this as well.
26:50Do you agree what we want?
26:52Yeah!
26:52Drinks anyone?
26:53Double scotch, young man?
26:54Nah.
26:55I think I'll go home.
26:57Me old mother's waiting up.
26:58Know what I mean?
26:59Oh, well, in that case, let me drive you.
27:01I'd sooner walk.
27:03Oh, no, no, no, no.
27:04I insist.
27:05Terribly dangerous out on the streets these dark nights, you know.
27:08Down now, Wixie.
27:15Good night, old.
27:20Well done, Dean.
27:21Well, gotta be off.
27:22Time's fine, you know.
27:23Time's money?
27:24Yeah.
27:24See ya.
27:25Oi!
27:26Oh, he shot off with that permanent money.
27:28Bet on Nick Cox.
27:29Anyway, we're up in a row.
27:30Yeah.
27:30You know something, Dem?
27:32I thought you did that really well.
27:34I mean, he honestly believed, you know, all those gangsters and that kind of thing.
27:39Oh, come on, Tony.
27:40You don't make me tell me you thought I was bluffing and all.
27:57I love you, Tony!
27:58I love you, too.
28:00I love you.
28:05You look so excited.
28:05I don't know.
28:05I love you.
28:05I love you.
28:05I love you.
28:06I love you.
28:08I love you, too.
28:10You're not leaving.
28:11I love you.