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00:00Today, my daughter Salish will compete against me in a series of extreme challenges.
00:05And every time one of us wins, we get a dumpling.
00:08The first person to open five dumplings wins the Matter Cup and a mystery prize.
00:14First challenge, balloon pop.
00:16First player to pop all their balloons, get to the top and pop the red balloon, wins the first dumpling.
00:21One, two, three, go.
00:23No!
00:25Ow!
00:26Great.
00:28Ouch!
00:29What?
00:30Oh, shoot!
00:31You gotta go back and pop them.
00:32Ah, why is that hurt?
00:33Whoever pops the final balloon gets the first dumpling.
00:37And if you're able to find the gold glitter dumpling after any of the challenges, you'll win the Matter Cup
00:43instantly.
00:43And the way these challenges are looking, finding a gold dumpling might be my only hope for beating Salish.
00:52Goat!
00:53Why am I already tired?
00:57They're not bobbing!
01:00What I didn't realize, the ramp is extremely slippery.
01:04Whoa, no way, Salish, no.
01:06How are you supposed to get...
01:08These do me all out!
01:11How am I supposed to get...
01:12Salish!
01:15Hey.
01:15Salish is using the edge of the ramp for traction.
01:18Why didn't I think of that?
01:19No, no, no, no!
01:21Salish, no!
01:22No!
01:23How did you do that?
01:24No!
01:25No!
01:26No!
01:27Salish, no!
01:28Yes!
01:29No!
01:30Salish now has one dumpling, and the first person to five wins the Matter Cup.
01:34But if she opens a gold dumpling right now, she automatically wins everything and the game
01:39is over.
01:40No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:44Yes!
01:45Moving on to round two.
01:47Next challenge, knockdown.
01:48Whoever falls three times loses, and the winner, which will be me, gets a dumpling.
01:52All right, bro.
01:53This is so easy.
01:54Like, why is this even a challenge?
01:56Okay, actually, I don't know if...
01:58Whoa!
01:59I forgot about that part.
02:00Wait, this is going faster suddenly?
02:02Wait, you...
02:05What?
02:08You're like, I got this.
02:09This is so easy.
02:13Wait, I forgot about that one.
02:16Whoa.
02:17Whoa, these are coming fast.
02:19Okay, that is actually harder than I thought it would be.
02:21Whoa, whoa.
02:22Whoa, whoa.
02:23Frick!
02:25Dick!
02:26Ah!
02:28Everybody said this was going to be easy.
02:32Whoa, okay, we went the other way now.
02:38Boom!
02:39Matter cup.
02:40Oh, no!
02:41That came out of nowhere.
02:43Okay.
02:44Oh, yes!
02:45Yes!
02:46We are all tied up.
02:48Whoever falls next loses.
02:49Whoever falls next loses.
02:53I'm actually pretty springy at this.
02:55Like, look at me.
02:56Pachoo!
02:58Pachoo!
03:00I want this matter cup this week, and I'm not giving up.
03:03So, you're going down, little girl.
03:04This is actually pretty easy, too.
03:06I'm getting into a rhythm now.
03:07Whoa, that came pretty fast.
03:08Oh, my gosh.
03:09Oh, is this going to...
03:10Oh, my God.
03:16Replay!
03:17Who fell first?
03:20No!
03:21No!
03:22No!
03:23No!
03:23Yes!
03:24Let's go!
03:25I won!
03:25Guys, where's my dumplings?
03:29Salish only needs three more points to win, and there are dozens of dumplings on this table
03:34for her to choose from.
03:36Any dumplings we don't open are going to you guys, so comment below if you want one.
03:41Go.
03:41Pick one.
03:42Okay, okay.
03:42Please don't be the golden dumpling.
03:43I need to pick a good one.
03:44Please don't be the golden dumpling.
03:45Pick the wrong one.
03:46It's not the golden dumpling.
03:46I need a good one.
03:47Okay, I'm just going to pick this one.
03:49Come on.
03:49Please.
03:49No golden dumpling.
03:50Come on.
03:51Come on.
03:51Come on.
03:53Please have it.
03:53Please not.
03:54Please not.
03:58Let's go.
03:59Next challenge is money drop.
04:01We each have to keep our balloons in the air and catch as much money as we can.
04:04Whoever has more money in two minutes wins this challenge.
04:08But if your balloon touches the ground, you have to drop all the money you've collected
04:13and start over.
04:14By the way, guys, just want you to know, this is all real money.
04:18Wait.
04:19This is crazy.
04:21Where's my balloon?
04:25I'm great at this game.
04:26I just got three.
04:28Yo.
04:29What are you doing?
04:32No.
04:33No.
04:34No.
04:36No.
04:37No.
04:37You don't.
04:39No.
04:42Yes.
04:44Yes.
04:46No.
04:48She just dropped her balloon last second.
04:50Sarah's balloon dropped at the very end, so she loses all her money and I win.
04:55Let's go.
04:56This is all I needed.
04:58Boom.
04:59I finally got my first point, but I do not want to do the rest of the challenges we have
05:04planned.
05:04So I really hope I get a gold dumpling.
05:07I'm going to just pick this one right here.
05:08I feel good about this one.
05:09Well, you don't know if it's going to be golden.
05:11You can only get a golden dumpling, one in like thousands of these dumplings.
05:14So if I get one right now, that would be so lucky, and then I would win this entire
05:18thing.
05:18I get this present.
05:19I get this matter cup.
05:20Please don't get it.
05:20Please don't get it.
05:20Let's go.
05:21Please.
05:21Please don't get it.
05:21Please don't get it.
05:22Please don't get it.
05:22Please don't get it.
05:22Here we go.
05:26Yes!
05:27Ha ha!
05:28I don't know.
05:29It's got glitter in it or something.
05:30So if you guys want this, I don't know.
05:31Comment below.
05:33Next challenge, slime search.
05:35Why am I doing this?
05:36Why are you doing it?
05:37I mean, it looks cute.
05:38It is so slippery in here.
05:39The pool I'm standing in right now is filled with pink slime.
05:43And inside of it is a GoGo Squish Slimes pouch.
05:46If you can find the pouch in 90 seconds, then you win the whole challenge.
05:50If I'm going to get my shirt stained, I am not getting a black t-shirt stained.
05:53That's why I'm wearing white.
05:54Three.
05:55Wait, wait.
05:55Two.
05:57Okay.
05:57Okay.
05:58One.
05:58Go.
05:59Okay.
05:59Go, go, go.
06:00This video is sponsored by GoGo Squeeze, and I'm so excited because of their two brand new flavors.
06:06Wait, wait, wait.
06:06No, wait.
06:07It's fun.
06:07I got it.
06:08Yes.
06:08Dad.
06:08What's that?
06:09That's still yours.
06:10There's a lot of stuff in there.
06:11It's not just the GoGo Squeeze.
06:13No, that would be way too easy.
06:14You might want to hurry up.
06:15Oh, no.
06:16The best part is that they're sweet and sour.
06:19What is this?
06:20How does it feel in there?
06:21Is it nice?
06:22Are you sure it's even in here?
06:23Is this a prank?
06:24Is that salish?
06:25I can't feel anywhere.
06:26That's an orange.
06:27Yes.
06:28Yes.
06:28Wait.
06:29No, no, no, no.
06:30Wait, what?
06:30What are these?
06:32Magnets?
06:32Yes.
06:33Salish.
06:36Why are you looking at it?
06:37I just got to figure out what it is.
06:39I don't know.
06:39Okay, now, time's ticking.
06:4130 seconds.
06:4230 seconds already?
06:43Oh, my gosh.
06:44Oh, Dad.
06:46Do you mind?
06:48That's a rope.
06:51Yo, chill.
06:52Dad, you're going to get it all over me?
06:53You have 50 seconds.
06:55You might want to keep looking.
06:56Where is it?
06:56Do you actually know what I'm doing?
06:58It's not in here.
07:00This is strawberry lemonade, which is, of course, my favorite.
07:03And this is blue raspberry, which is my dad's favorite.
07:07Salish, don't forget they're made with real fruit.
07:09They're sweet, sour, and surprisingly slimy.
07:14Is this it?
07:15What is it?
07:16It's a hammer.
07:17Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
07:26Let's go.
07:27I got them.
07:28Yes.
07:28I got them.
07:29I got them.
07:30Dad, time was up like five seconds to go.
07:33No, Dad.
07:34Have I told you how much I love you?
07:36I love you too.
07:38Anybody want some go-go squeeze?
07:39Come on.
07:40I'm getting it.
07:40Andy, want some go-go squeeze?
07:41It's really good.
07:42It's first to five points, and Salish has already won three challenges.
07:47I have to win these next two, or she's going to get the Matter Cup and the Mystery Prize.
07:52Please don't be golden, darling.
07:53I want to do green.
07:54Please, please, please be golden.
07:56Okay.
07:56Oh, she's got to be all dramatic.
07:58Please be golden.
07:58Please be golden.
07:59I just want to see nothing gold.
08:02Nothing gold.
08:04Please, please, please, please, please.
08:08Let's go.
08:09Let's go.
08:10I know.
08:10Go.
08:11On to the next challenge.
08:12Let's go.
08:13This is the 11-layer balloon challenge, which basically means there's 11 layers, and she has
08:17to cut 10 of them, and if she does without getting me wet, then she wins and opens a dumpling.
08:21but if i get wet then i guess i open the dumpling but i'm soaking wet okay this is the
08:27first of
08:2810 layers she has to cut i'm already stressed out just
08:34dude could you just hurry up with this why are you taking so long
08:42you just took off two layers oh then there's three layers that just came off she just cut
08:47three with one here we go i'm really good at this i guess okay if salish cuts 10 layers without
08:52getting me wet that's four she gets another doubling and is one step closer to winning the
08:58mystery prize how many more layers no it's five i find more layers
09:06this is so stressful if any of you are judging me for being so stressed out you try it
09:12i'm judging you are you ready no this is where it gets really closer
09:16it might pop right now and i'm sorry say what i don't want to do this it's gonna pop close
09:21your eyes
09:22you got another way just go go
09:28go
09:37did i lose yes you lost so did i but i could go
09:44obviously i took a shower dude did you do that intentionally maybe you should want to get me
09:49wet and you're willing to risk losing the entire thing okay so as you know if this is gold this
09:53whole thing is over and i win it all please don't be gold please don't be gold this is exciting
09:57gold it's not gonna be gold it's all over it's not gonna be gold it's not not gold not gold
10:00come
10:01on gold no gold no gold
10:08next challenge ice smash first person to break their dumpling out of their ice block wins this challenge
10:15the team is getting tools around the studio that will help us break the ice so we have to go
10:19find
10:19we have to find the tools and then we're gonna use them to break it oh yeah you want some
10:22of this
10:22go ahead you better go go find your tool set okay it's slippery okay excuse me each of us are
10:27running around the studio to try to find tools that will help us get our dumpling out of the ice
10:31block where are the tools i know where to go come on this way did this work sandy
10:36look remember the pink yeah i took a shower it's still pink but look what i have i have this
10:41come
10:41on let's go a stapler oh i found a screwdriver let's go i'm gonna win another dumpling starting right now
10:59oh wow okay you know what wait a second let's go let's go this is gonna melt any second this
11:05is out
11:05of here oh oh no okay wait that's working a lot faster oh shoot the sleep belt is anything happening
11:15this is so far no this isn't working okay let's go let's find something else i need a sledgehammer
11:20oh yes thank you oh how did salish miss this this is over salish look what i found hot water
11:35wait
11:38that was a bad move okay this hot water is not working like i thought so i need to get
11:43a new tool
11:44a hammer why did you guys not tell me about the hammer there's a hammer yeah there's one over
11:49there no action give me that hammer give me that you actually can't take it
11:55ow it hurts okay let's go find a new tool rowan where's something i don't know i didn't hide them
12:01i can use your head a cheese grater we're gonna try a cheese grater excuse me do you guys have
12:07a
12:07sledgehammer or something oh oh there's lots of tools here oh my gosh
12:13okay not quite what i was looking for what do you see what the fan is for
12:21oh do you mind if i break it i will give oh you oh come on oh salish
12:29boom so you might want to move to the side you might want to step aside i'm about to win
12:36oh
12:37ow ow ow ow
12:54This is impossible
12:56So that doesn't do anything
13:01Alright, we need something else
13:02Watch me win in slow motion
13:04Another dumpling for me
13:08Ow, that hurts
13:09Do I look cool like in super slow motion?
13:18Radley!
13:19Radley!
13:19Do you have anything else to help me?
13:21That's the closest thing to a bat
13:22What the heck is this going to do?
13:24Do you have any other idea?
13:25That's perfect, thank you
13:27Guys, can I just push the ice over?
13:29Alright dad, can you chill with that for a second?
13:32Ouch!
13:32I can't use this anymore, forget it
13:36Guys, this is a heat gun
13:37So it just, there's like a lot of heat
13:40Wait, this might work
13:42Since the hot water kind of worked earlier
13:44I'm going to boil some more and try it again
13:49Alright, I'm done with this super heat gun
13:50Oh
13:54Shoot, he's really close
13:57That did nothing
13:58I think what I'm going to do is I'm just going to tip over the ice
14:01But to do that, I need protection on the floor
14:03So we're just going to put cardboard everywhere, I guess
14:06One more time, this is not doing it
14:07But maybe it'll weaken enough
14:09I can go steal my bat back
14:10And I can just use the bat now that I've weakened it with the water
14:12This challenge is difficult
14:13And now Salish is laying down cardboard
14:15What is she planning?
14:17Is he getting too wet or something?
14:18I got to keep working
14:20Okay
14:20Alright, uh
14:22Yeah
14:24Yes
14:27I know one person who's Team Jordan
14:29Oh god, okay, I've never used this before
14:31But fresh battery for you
14:32Okay, I push this down
14:33I go
14:35And that's cover up with back
14:36This is over
14:37Thank you
14:38Team Jordan, let's go
14:39It's over
14:40I get another dumpling
14:41Three
14:43Two
14:44One
14:52Yes
14:53It actually worked
14:54It's literally out
14:55It's literally out
14:56Oh my gosh, no
14:58Salish
15:01Why did he not give back to me?
15:03God, I feel like such a man
15:05Look at how manly
15:07Like I'm manly right now, right?
15:09Oh, yes
15:11Yes
15:13Yes
15:14Yes
15:15Just any minute
15:18Let's go
15:19Let's go
15:20Okay, yes
15:21Oh my gosh
15:22Yes
15:23I got it
15:24I got it
15:25What?
15:26Let's go
15:27You threw it on the ground?
15:29Yeah
15:29That was smart
15:31I know
15:31If I had just known
15:32I could push the ice block
15:34Onto the ground
15:34I would have won
15:35That challenge
15:36Well, I didn't know
15:38I could either
15:38But I did
15:39You should have just done it
15:41I had the saw thing
15:42If she wins one more
15:44This whole thing's over
15:45She gets the present
15:46She gets the matter cup
15:46Please
15:47Is this golden dumpling
15:48Because I really want to win?
15:49You like this one
15:50Could be golden
15:50It actually could
15:51Any of these could be golden
15:52Dumblings
15:52But the odds are so low
15:54That any of them are
15:55Let's see what happens
15:55Please be golden
15:56Please don't be golden
15:57Don't be golden
15:57No gold
16:03Let's go
16:04I think
16:05Such boring ones
16:07Whatever dumplings
16:08We don't open
16:09We will give to you
16:10And it's going to be
16:11Anybody who is on our text chain
16:12Link in description
16:13Next challenge
16:14Penalty shootout
16:15Salish and I are going to switch off
16:17Playing goalie
16:17And to shoot the ball
16:18We brought in two star players
16:20From LAFC
16:21Nkosi Tafari
16:22And Denny Bawanga
16:24Denny was the top scorer
16:26In all of the US
16:27In 2023
16:28Oh boy
16:29Whoever saves a goal first
16:31Wins this round
16:32I'm really scared
16:33I'm really scared too
16:34Save me
16:35Save me
16:36Save me
16:37Save me
16:39Seriously?
16:39Again?
16:40Can I get a Team Jordan please?
16:44So I was curious
16:45Do you think you'll be able
16:47To get it past me?
16:47Yes, of course
16:48I think we have a pretty good chance
16:49If you want to just
16:50Take it a little easy on me
16:51And we're good with that
16:52Like if you want to just
16:52Tap and let me win
16:53You said go as hard as I can
16:55Nice and easy
16:56Whoa, wait
16:57Oh, actually wait
16:58Can we talk?
16:59Will you not hit me in the face?
17:00No
17:00Only on the goal
17:01Are we going to go hard for real
17:03Or are we going easy at first?
17:04Easy first
17:04I'll be over here
17:06If you want to just take that
17:06Empty space so you don't hurt me
17:08Okay
17:08Ready?
17:09Okay, go
17:15Boom, cheese
17:18Boom, cheese
17:19Oh
17:21There's no way I'm doing that
17:22Good luck
17:23Good luck
17:23You got it
17:24You know what my jersey number is?
17:26Six, seven
17:27Six, seven
17:30Oh, let's do it
17:31Let's go
17:31Six, seven
17:34And it says my name on it
17:35I don't think yours
17:36Says your name on it
17:44What was that?
17:46That was a good kick
17:47She ran out of the way
17:49You know what
17:49I'm not going to bore you guys anymore
17:50I'm going to win it right now
17:51I'm not scared anymore
17:52I was scared
17:53And now I'm not
17:53Bring it
17:54What do you got?
17:56Why are you looking so intense?
17:58Okay
17:58I'm going to go this way
17:59This time
18:04Oh
18:05But I touched him
18:06It didn't hurt
18:10Now I feel good
18:11I touched it
18:11And my hand doesn't hurt
18:13There was a little bit
18:14Into it
18:17You kicked in the exact same spot twice
18:18I'm in your head now
18:21You want this?
18:22Yes
18:22Yeah?
18:23Yeah
18:25I'm just staring you down for a sec
18:26To intimidate you
18:27Okay
18:28Is this scary?
18:29No
18:29Okay
18:34Whoa
18:35Oh, jeez
18:38Oh, jeez
18:39I want to give you a little help here
18:40Go over to one side
18:41And then they're going to kick it
18:42The other side
18:43You've noticed you've been scared here
18:44And then he keeps kicking over there
18:45So as soon as he starts to kick
18:46Go running over there
18:47But the thing is
18:48I don't want to touch the ball
18:49Should I go try and intimidate him?
18:51Yes, go intimidate him
18:52Get in his face
18:53Okay
18:57Stare him down
18:58Stare him down
18:58Tell him something
18:59Say something
18:59Get in his head
19:00Are you scared?
19:01That's not scary
19:02What do I say?
19:03You're going to choke
19:04Okay
19:04That's good
19:05You're going to choke
19:07Okay
19:07I got to him
19:08You got to him
19:09I saw it
19:10He's going to miss
19:10Did you see it too?
19:12Yeah, let's go
19:12You did it
19:13Ew, you're sweaty
19:19It was like literally
19:21I went slower
19:22It was right at you
19:24All you had to do
19:24No, it's not slow
19:25Was stand there
19:26And it hits you
19:26And you ran out of the way
19:28It's scary
19:29Obviously neither of us
19:31Is going to be a professional goalie
19:32But if I get lucky enough
19:33To block the ball
19:34I win a dumpling
19:36What are you doing?
19:40I almost got it
19:41You were pretty close
19:46You see, you can't
19:47You can't
19:47You can't
19:48Go get it
19:52What?
20:04I tried to just
20:06Just give you a gift
20:08I know
20:09I thought it was going to be hard
20:11She still missed it
20:12All right, it's over
20:12Salish, watch right now
20:13Because I'm going to
20:14Actually block it
20:15I promise
20:28Like wow
20:29Can you replay that
20:30In very slow motion
20:31A lot of times
20:35This is a good save
20:36No, that wasn't a good save
20:37Don't give him credit
20:38Wait, wait, wait
20:39Did you see it was pretty good
20:40It was a pretty good save
20:41Don't give him credit
20:41That was so big
20:44Because if I hadn't
20:45Blocked that ball
20:45You could have won
20:46And this whole thing's over
20:47I'm proud of myself
20:48I should basically
20:49Be a soccer player
20:50Are you going to keep talking
20:50Or are you going to
20:51Finally pick a dumpling?
20:52Okay, I'm going to pick one
20:52But I had great luck
20:53Because I was the only one
20:54That got a glitter dumpling
20:55So I'm already kind of
20:56Winning the dumpling war
20:57I'm going to go through this case
20:57I'm just going through
20:58I can't believe
20:59That you haven't done the case yet
21:00Okay, I'll just
21:01I'm just going to
21:03It's 4-3
21:03If this is a golden dumpling
21:05I win this present
21:06Whatever's in it
21:07And I win the matter cup
21:08Which is huge
21:09If there's not a golden dumpling
21:10Go to another challenge
21:11I know, but this would be thrilling
21:13I'm going to go center stage
21:14Just because it's dramatic
21:15And I feel good about this one
21:17Please, no, please, no
21:18Please
21:18Golden dumpling
21:21Golden dumpling
21:21Come on, come on, come on
21:29Yes!
21:30It's purple
21:31That's actually a pretty color
21:32I'm going to go with ugly colors
21:33This one's so pretty
21:34I'm putting it back in this box
21:36I'm not going to throw it anywhere
21:36And we're going to give this one
21:37To you guys as well
21:38Next challenge
21:39Cut the fruit
21:40Salish and I will take turns
21:41Trying to cut fruit
21:41Exactly down the middle
21:43Salish, you go first
21:44Which fruit do you want?
21:46Which one looks better?
21:47Oh, you're going watermelon
21:48I think this one's easier
21:49Okay
21:49So Salish, you're going to try
21:50And cut it exactly down the middle
21:52And whoever gets both sides
21:53Weighing the same
21:54Wins this challenge
21:55And another dumpling
21:56How do I cut it?
21:57Oh, wow
21:58Oh, okay
21:59Oh, wait, that was uneven
22:00Oh, this is going to be a victory
22:01That was uneven
22:01This is going to be a victory
22:02No, no, no, no, no
22:05Victory!
22:06That couldn't be less even
22:07That is so even!
22:09You think that's going to be close?
22:10If I just
22:11Wait, whoa, wait
22:12No, no, no, no
22:12You cannot do that
22:13You're not allowed to start
22:14Taking things out of it
22:15Okay
22:15So we're each going to put these down
22:17On the scale
22:17And then we're going to see
22:18How close the two numbers are together
22:228.610
22:238.64
22:24So if this is 8.64
22:25You cut it right down the middle
22:30The difference between the two slices of watermelons
22:32Was 2.46
22:33So if I get closer than that
22:35I win the first round
22:36So the thing you did wrong, I think
22:38Was you went this way
22:39I'm going to go right down the middle
22:40Because it's kind of giving me a center cut here
22:42You're really off
22:43Oh, God
22:44Oh, no, I'm going left
22:45No, I went the wrong direction
22:47No, I went the wrong direction
22:526.61
22:536.61
22:53Please be close
22:548
22:55Give me an 8
22:588.245
23:00Alright, round one goes to me
23:01If I win the next one
23:02This thing is over
23:03I get another dumpling
23:04Even if I win this point
23:06The final challenge is going to be brutal
23:08I'm up 1-0
23:09And I get to shoot
23:10Excuse me
23:12I think I'm going banana
23:15You're going to mess up
23:16That's new
23:16You're not going more that way
23:18Just get out of my head
23:18And out of my space
23:19Get out of my head
23:20Out of my space
23:23I'm just going to cut this in the middle
23:24And I'm going to get it right down the middle
23:29Boom
23:29That feels good
23:30That feels very, very good
23:32I counted for the stem
23:33I think this feels good
23:34Ready?
23:380.165
23:38So this is going to be 0.165
23:440.130
23:45That's really close
23:46Okay
23:47The difference is 0.035
23:50Good luck beating that one
23:51Well dad
23:51You went like that
23:53I'm going to go like that
23:54That's a risky way to go
23:56That's in the middle
23:58No
23:58Just watch
24:05No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
24:07No, I mean I cut this down
24:08On that side
24:09Because this side is way bigger
24:10Just try
24:11Just watch
24:11Okay
24:12I cut it
24:12Okay
24:14That's pretty even
24:16Look at that
24:17Okay
24:17You're laughing
24:18But it's going to be right
24:19Okay
24:19Uh-huh
24:220.130
24:23Oh
24:23Okay
24:24That was the same as
24:240.130
24:25Go ahead
24:26That was the same as half of yours
24:281-3-0
24:301-3-0
24:311-6-5
24:32Wait
24:32Wait, we both
24:33We did the exact same thing?
24:35Are you kidding?
24:36Look, look, look
24:38This one was also 1-6-5
24:40Yes, it was the same exact thing
24:42Look, look
24:42We're both 1-6-5
24:44Wait
24:45Oh, that's crazy
24:47That's actually
24:47You guys were all like
24:48No, no, Salish
24:50No, no
24:50That was pretty good
24:51Okay
24:51So we literally tied
24:53So now we have to do another round
24:54All right, Salish
24:55Pick your next fruit
24:56If you win this round
24:57We go to a final round
24:58If I win it
24:59It's all over
24:59Might want to take your time
25:05Mmm
25:05Which one's more even?
25:07I think that one, actually
25:08I would say this one
25:09Freak
25:10Never mind
25:13It's so even
25:14Just
25:14Just got to cut it
25:16Right down the middle
25:17Don't panic
25:17Oh, wow
25:18You're off to the left
25:18You're off to the left
25:19You're off to the left
25:20You're absolutely off to the left
25:21Hey, Dad
25:21Can you shut up?
25:23Okay
25:23Thanks
25:23Love ya
25:26Can I help you?
25:27Do you mind?
25:29Thanks, Sven
25:30Oh, oh, oh, oh
25:34Oh
25:35That is so even
25:37Mmm
25:38This one's a little heavier
25:39No, it's not
25:40Watch
25:440.23
25:440.23
25:45If this is 0.23, you killed it
25:49I can't look
25:50Oh
25:510.185
25:52That's pretty close
25:53Let's see how I do
25:54Here, here's an apple
25:55I'm gonna pick my own apple
25:57Okay
25:57Excuse me, you can go over here
25:58Thank you
26:04You're distracting me, Salish
26:05Salish, you're distracting me
26:09This is the one
26:14This side is way bigger
26:16That side is way bigger
26:17Boom
26:18I think it's over
26:19I think I get another dumpling
26:20This is the lighter one
26:220.185
26:23You need to get 0.23 or less
26:32Boom
26:32Bring on that dumpling
26:33Let's go
26:34Good luck next time, little girl
26:36Hey
26:37Eat your apple
26:39Okay, I guess I'll eat it
26:42This is it
26:43This is it
26:44Look at it
26:44Look at it
26:44You say that every time
26:45Look at it
26:46No, but this one's gold
26:46Look at it
26:47Can you open it?
26:48Yes, here I come
26:53Let's just not use that part
26:54By the way, let's just celebrate my comeback
26:55I was down like 4-2
26:57It's now 4-4
26:57It's tied going into the final one
26:59But if this is gold
27:00It's all over right now
27:01I'm gonna let you open this
27:02Because I'm so sure this is gold
27:03I want to see your face
27:04When you open gold
27:05Know it's my gold
27:06It's not gonna be gold
27:07It's gonna be gold
27:07Dad, gold is like
27:09One in like a million
27:10I know, but this is it
27:11I feel lucky today
27:11Go ahead, open it
27:12Show them the gold
27:13Not gonna be gold
27:14Come on, gold
27:153, 2, 1
27:18Yes, it's pink
27:21Down to the final
27:22Do you still think it's gold?
27:24No, it's not gold
27:24The golden dumpling doesn't matter anymore
27:26Because whoever wins this final challenge
27:28Gets the present
27:29Gets the matter cup
27:29Guess who that's gonna be
27:30Me
27:31I'm gonna win
27:32No, it's gonna be this guy
27:33Alright, set
27:33Final challenge
27:34It all comes down to this
27:36There is a huge wind machine
27:37That will be spraying 100 mile wind
27:40And rain in my face
27:42I have to get from this red line
27:44To that red line
27:46In one minute
27:47And to make it even harder
27:48With Salish throwing objects at me
27:50Trying to knock me over
27:51If I make it in one minute
27:52I win the mystery package
27:53I win the matter cup
27:54And it's team Jordan all the way
27:56Dad, you're so gonna lose
27:57This is gonna be so hard
27:58100 mile wind is insane
28:00This is literally like a hurricane
28:03This is brutal on the eyes
28:04So I get to wear goggles
28:05By the way, have you noticed
28:06That every one of these challenges
28:08I'm taking the hit
28:09Again
28:10Start the hurricane
28:12I'm taking the hurricane
28:12I'm taking the hurricane
28:13I'm taking the hurricane
28:16I'm taking the hurricane
28:19I'm taking the hurricane
28:30I'm taking the hurricane
28:30I'm taking the hurricane
28:31I'm taking the hurricane
28:31I'm taking the hurricane
28:32I'm taking the hurricane
28:33I'm taking the hurricane
28:33I'm taking the hurricane
28:33I'm taking the hurricane
28:34I'm taking the hurricane
28:34I'm taking the hurricane
28:35I'm taking the hurricane
28:35I'm taking the hurricane
28:36I'm taking the hurricane
28:36I'm taking the hurricane
29:01Did I get it under a minute?
29:02Yeah.
29:04Yes!
29:05Yes!
29:05Let's go!
29:07Are you serious?
29:09I earned that, Mystery Box.
29:10I earned that MatterCup.
29:11Let's all say it together.
29:13One, two, three.
29:14Team Jordan!
29:15Oh, you...
29:16No, no, no, no.
29:21We just finished the final challenge.
29:23We did not just finish.
29:24You took genuinely like an hour to get showered.
29:27What, is this your fourth shower of the day?
29:29Yes, because you know why?
29:30I wanted to look good, so when I opened my mystery present,
29:33just want to celebrate everybody.
29:34I got the MatterCup, so let's say it together.
29:36Team Jordan!
29:38Here we go.
29:38You can clip this.
29:39Everybody wants to clip it.
29:40Ready?
29:42Yay, you got the MatterCup.
29:44Another moment we've all been waiting for.
29:45What's in the mystery box?
29:47Come on.
29:48I'm just going to go straight through.
29:49Oh, yeah.
29:50I'm just going straight through.
29:51Oh!
29:53What?
29:54What is in it?
29:55Dude.
29:58No way.
30:00You got another dumpling.
30:02Wait.
30:02Why would it be the mystery box if not?
30:05What?
30:06Dude.
30:07What?
30:10Are you kidding?
30:12What?
30:13What?
30:15How?
30:15We've been here the whole time, and it was right there in the box.
30:19A gold dumpling.
30:20Do not even touch my gold dumpling.
30:22Okay.
30:23Oh!
30:25Why am I so excited by this?
30:27You got a gold dumpling.
30:29There's like a one in like a hundred billion.
30:30Don't touch it.
30:32She almost ripped it apart.
30:33Go away.
30:33Team Jordan with the gold dumpling for the win.
30:35Let's go.
30:36The gold dumpling.
30:37Come on.
30:38Team Jordan.
30:40It's fake, but don't tell them that.
30:42Woo-hoo!
30:43Woo-hoo!
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