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00:00Today my daughter Salish and five of her friends are competing to see who makes better parents, boys or girls.
00:07And both teams are going to be in way over their heads.
00:11How old were you when you went on your first date?
00:16Have you ever been rejected by a boy?
00:21First round, baby crawl. Each team has five minutes to get to know this baby.
00:27And whichever team this baby crawls to first wins this round.
00:31Come here.
00:36No no no!
00:38He's not going to eat her.
00:40Come here!
00:44Come here!
00:45Come here!
00:47Come here!
00:48Come here!
00:49Come here! Come here!
00:49No! Don't go to them!
00:54Come here!
00:55Come here!
00:56Come here!
01:02The girls just won the first challenge
01:04but this is by far the easiest
01:06challenge the teams will face.
01:08Oh! She doesn't like you. We're doing this
01:10video because Salish is convinced
01:12that girls make better parents overall
01:14than boys and obviously she's excited
01:16just to hang out with a cute baby.
01:18This is our time now.
01:20Bro, was she literally bonded with me?
01:22Both sides are so
01:24confident in their parenting skills that they're
01:26coming up with some insane consequences
01:28for the losing team.
01:29How about you guys eat baby food if you lose?
01:33We're not eating
01:34baby food. We're gonna win anyway
01:36so we're not gonna have to eat the baby food.
01:37How about if we win
01:39you have to put your baby pictures
01:41on a billboard in L.A.
01:43In L.A.?
01:44What?
01:47Guys, we're gonna win anyway.
01:50Yeah, that's true.
01:50Okay, okay, okay.
01:53The teams have decided that the consequence
01:55is going to be a billboard with their most
01:57embarrassing baby photo in L.A.
01:59right?
02:00You also have to put your grown-up version
02:04of photo there next to it.
02:07And trust me, you're definitely gonna want to see that.
02:10Next round, each team has 30 seconds
02:12to nominate one person
02:13and the topic is happiness.
02:16Happiness? Oh, definitely not me.
02:18Easy, right here. That's you.
02:20Okay. That's you, dog.
02:21Five, four, three, two, one.
02:23Who's nominated? Salish.
02:25What?
02:25I am.
02:26Wait, what?
02:28The two of you move forward.
02:29To be a good parent, you have to be able
02:31to make your kid laugh.
02:33I'm literally gonna win
02:33and you're gonna have the most embarrassing picture of you.
02:35There's not even a 1% chance that we don't win.
02:39I am gonna keep talking.
02:40You are gonna keep talking
02:41because you never stop.
02:42Get off of my line.
02:43I'm getting off the line.
02:44Get off of my line.
02:45This is Phoenix.
02:46And whichever one of them can get her to smile first
02:48wins this round.
02:50Like that.
02:51I'm like a great dad.
02:52Like really, really good dad.
02:53I'm gonna put Phoenix down
02:54and they each get a turn
02:55one after the other.
02:56Whoever makes her laugh first
02:57wins this round.
02:58Big faces.
02:59Big faces.
03:00There you go.
03:02And time is up.
03:03Gio's turn.
03:04Gio.
03:05Okay, Gio.
03:06Lock in, Gio.
03:07Lock in.
03:11She's on the verge.
03:12I see it in her face.
03:13Be like, wave your arms.
03:15Seriously?
03:16What?
03:17You're just going.
03:17She's literally locking in.
03:20Gio, lock in.
03:21Please lock in.
03:25Gio, time's up.
03:27Salish, your turn.
03:27What do I do?
03:29If they think making a baby smile is tough,
03:31just wait until they face off
03:33in some of the hardest parenting challenges ever.
03:35Oh, Salish's turn
03:36and she's actually doing it that way.
03:39Wee!
03:40Wee!
03:40Oh, wee!
03:41Oh, my God.
03:49I totally would have won if I knew I could pick her up.
03:52It's not even fair.
03:53Guys, guys.
03:55You have to use your mind if you're going to be a parent.
03:57Hello.
03:58The girls are proving their parenting skills,
04:00but we're just getting started.
04:02This round is multi-tasking.
04:04As a parent, you have to be able to do a lot of different things at once.
04:08And before I explain the challenge,
04:10each team needs to nominate their next player.
04:16You know what?
04:17Just watching them nominate
04:18makes me realize why girls are probably better parents overall.
04:23Okay, sorry.
04:24This is Rick.
04:25Whichever one of you can build your stroller
04:27and get across the finish line first
04:29wins this round.
04:30But there's a twist.
04:33You each get a toddler.
04:34I just want to reiterate,
04:35as a man,
04:36I'm personally embarrassed by how badly you're getting your butts kicked so far.
04:39You know what?
04:40We chose the right candidate for this.
04:41We chose the right candidate.
04:42They've got their toddlers,
04:43and they've got to build these strollers.
04:45Good luck.
04:46Go, go, go, go.
04:48Wait.
04:48Wait.
04:49No, wait, no, wait.
04:50It looks like the boys are already off to a rough start.
04:53Once a kid starts moving,
04:54they never stop.
04:56That's why this round is multi-tasking.
04:58Good job.
04:59Go soon.
05:01Come on, come on.
05:01Pull it all the way up.
05:02All the way, all the way, all the way.
05:03Rip it open.
05:04Rip it open.
05:05Can you help me?
05:06Come on.
05:06Wow.
05:07Oh, my God.
05:07You got this.
05:08They don't know what they're doing.
05:10You know why?
05:10Because here are the directions.
05:12When you're a parent,
05:13you don't have time to read directions.
05:15Oh, there she goes.
05:17Okay.
05:18Okay.
05:19Okay.
05:19Okay.
05:19We're going to add this, okay?
05:21We're going to build a stroller.
05:22We're going to go build a stroller.
05:23We're going to go build a stroller.
05:25Yes!
05:27Oh, my gosh.
05:27It looks like the boys are in the lead.
05:29Let's go.
05:30Wait.
05:30Wait.
05:32She went over there.
05:33See that?
05:33Wait.
05:34She can't be on our side.
05:37What do I do?
05:39No, no, no, no, no, no.
05:40Please.
05:41Come on, Sean.
05:42Come on.
05:43Tsunami.
05:44Tsunami, you just lost your kid.
05:46Tsunami, our kid.
05:47That's mine?
05:48You know, when you're a parent, you have to be able to put together a stroller very quickly
05:51because you just don't have time.
05:53This is real parenting skills right here, and both of them are struggling.
05:56Oh, my God.
05:57Oh, my God.
05:57Wait.
05:58That one's his kid.
05:59You guys mixed it up.
06:00I told you she was with me.
06:02Okay.
06:02I think they might have just switched out kids, but they're twins.
06:06It happens when you're a parent.
06:07Tsunami.
06:08Come on.
06:08Put it in.
06:09Come on.
06:10Tsunami, go quick.
06:11Attach those.
06:12Attach those.
06:13Yes.
06:14Yes.
06:15Yes.
06:16Yes.
06:17Yes.
06:17Yes.
06:17Yes.
06:17Yes.
06:17Yes.
06:17Yes.
06:18Yes.
06:19Yes.
06:19I don't understand where the cupholder goes.
06:21Come over here.
06:22Come over here.
06:23Oh, God.
06:24Boys, you're losing your girl.
06:26Leave me.
06:26Get her.
06:27Get her.
06:28Okay.
06:29Come over here with me.
06:30The girls are about to win again.
06:32This is crazy.
06:33Chopper in.
06:35Chopper.
06:36Bye, everybody.
06:37You've got to be kidding me.
06:39The girls won again?
06:41What?
06:42The score is now 3-0.
06:45Things are really not looking good for the boys.
06:47All I'm picking up from this is you guys would be terrible dads.
06:51Honestly, what are you guys doing?
06:53We're at 3-0, and you guys still can't do anything?
06:56I haven't gone yet.
06:57Let me prove myself as a parent.
06:59No, it's okay. You guys are out with no fun.
07:01Next, parents have to be really good teachers.
07:05So, Ledger and Eliana, step forward.
07:07Oh, yeah.
07:08Eliana, come on. You got this.
07:10Come on, yeah, come on.
07:10You got this, Ellie.
07:11Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:14Guys, where's the support?
07:15I mean, he's getting all this, like, kumbaya, and I...
07:18Well, that's because they know that I'm gonna win.
07:21I'm a better teacher. I'm literally a dance teacher.
07:23Are you kidding me? What do you teach?
07:23I'm a gymnastics coach.
07:25Can you do a standing back tuck?
07:26Yeah, I can.
07:27Can you do a standing back tuck?
07:28You're each gonna teach a subject to a kid.
07:31Whoever wins the standing back tuck challenge
07:33gets to pick which skill they teach.
07:35I'm gonna be the judge.
07:36Okay, ready?
07:41It was close, but Ledger crossed the line,
07:43which means Eliana wins and gets the advantage.
07:46I'm gonna mention the two subjects you're gonna teach,
07:49and then you get to pick which one you want.
07:51Okay, Eliana, by the way,
07:52what is it that you do for a living?
07:53Gymnastics coach.
07:54Interesting.
07:54So number one is teaching your kid to do gymnastics.
07:57Okay, so that could have been you, but you lost.
07:59Too bad, you went over the line.
08:00That's so sad.
08:00Number two, teaching your kid to ride a bike.
08:03Eliana, come on.
08:04He literally teaches gymnastics.
08:06Why wouldn't you teach gymnastics?
08:07It's only like a handstand.
08:08I would like to choose gymnastics.
08:10Yeah!
08:12Okay, okay.
08:13So you have to teach the bike, okay?
08:15Okay, whatever.
08:16So boys, teach bike.
08:17Eliana and the girls, you are teaching gymnastics.
08:20By the way, the kid doesn't know how to ride a bike.
08:21And your kid has never done gymnastics.
08:23You gotta teach her how to do gymnastics.
08:25I want to remind you of something.
08:26What's the score so far?
08:27It's zero to three.
08:28Yeah, zero to three.
08:29Okay, so you might want to win this.
08:31Now, let's meet our judges.
08:33This is Matt and Rebecca,
08:35and they have a six-month-old and a four-year-old.
08:37They will be the parenting judges today
08:39because actually the teams are not being judged
08:41on whether or not the kid learns the skill,
08:43but on how they are teaching the skill.
08:45But they don't know that.
08:46You know how you guys always tease me about my outfit?
08:47Look who's copying me now.
08:49Stand up, stand up.
08:50Are you kidding me?
08:51You're copying my style, literally.
08:53Now, I'm Matt Swayze, same guy.
08:55This is Chris,
08:56and he knows how to ride a bike with training wheels.
08:58He does.
08:59You're gonna have to teach him how to do it without him.
09:00And you got 10 minutes.
09:01This is Brooklyn.
09:02She's a beginning gymnast,
09:03but she doesn't know how to do a cartwheel on beam.
09:06Today, Eliana's gonna teach her,
09:07and you have 10 minutes to do it.
09:09Good luck.
09:10Uno, dos, tres, go!
09:11Okay, first of all, high five.
09:12Thanks, Eliana, let's go!
09:14Just put your hands down first, and hit.
09:18You got it, yes!
09:20Woo!
09:20Stand up on the pedals.
09:21There you go.
09:22And I want you to push down real quick, just real forward.
09:24Look, he's actually talking through it.
09:26Yeah, you got it.
09:27Try to have your feet land in the same line, okay?
09:29So ready, let's go.
09:30Up, and back down.
09:32Now I want you to take your feet here,
09:35and I want you to push forward slowly.
09:36Okay, he seems very patient with him,
09:38which is really good when you have a kid.
09:39Good job, you got it.
09:41I like that he's down at the same level as him,
09:43and eye level, so it makes him feel like he's a peer.
09:46What do you want me to show you?
09:47Ready, let's go into a bridge.
09:49And just kick as hard as you can.
09:51Rebecca, they have made zero progress.
09:53Woo!
09:54Zero progress!
09:55I mean, she just did a bridge.
09:56She almost kicked over.
09:57Come on, just like kick with your hips.
09:59Just kick and try to push.
10:01Oh, you're so close, you're so close!
10:03I'm gonna help you, ready?
10:04And kick.
10:05Woo!
10:07Liana keeps trying a lot of different things.
10:09I don't know if she knows what skill she's going to teach.
10:11I'm holding you the whole time, okay?
10:13You're not gonna fall, promise.
10:14Yup, good job.
10:16I'm barely holding you, Chris.
10:17You got this.
10:17But he's actually balancing.
10:19It doesn't look like he's holding him that much.
10:21Hey, guys, give it up for Chris.
10:23Honestly, look wise, look at that, look at that.
10:24His teaching method is actually really good.
10:27He's been staying calm the whole time.
10:28Where we have Eliana over here,
10:30she needs help from the other person.
10:32When you start, you want to have your foot like this
10:34and kick really big with that leg.
10:36Yeah.
10:37And then put one hand like this.
10:38Hey, what is this?
10:39You can't be in there.
10:40Get out!
10:41Get out!
10:41She's just demonstrating.
10:42Hey, hey, hey, I got this.
10:44Are you serious?
10:44No, that's not fair.
10:45No, you're supposed to be teaching her.
10:47I don't have it.
10:47You're supposed to be teaching her.
10:48It's a demonstration.
10:50It's not a demonstration, it's cheating.
10:52This is tough.
10:52I don't know who I'm going to vote for.
10:55You got this.
10:56Let's go, Chris.
10:57We can do this.
10:57It doesn't matter if you win or lose.
10:59It's not about winning or losing.
11:00I think that's important for a kid to hear.
11:02Come on.
11:02Go, go, go.
11:03Yeah!
11:06That was impressive.
11:07The level of improvement is pretty high right now.
11:10Three, two, one, go.
11:21Three, two, one, let's go.
11:24You got this, Chris.
11:25Go.
11:29Oh!
11:30Oh!
11:30Oh!
11:30Oh!
11:31Oh!
11:31Oh!
11:32Oh!
11:35Oh!
11:35Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris!
11:36Chris, Chris, Chris!
11:37She did a car wheel on the beam.
11:38He rode a bike for the first time!
11:40This is going to be hard to judge.
11:42We're about to hear from our judges who won.
11:44But I just wanted to let you guys know.
11:45It wasn't whether or not your kid learned the skill.
11:48It's how you taught the skill.
11:50What?
11:51What?
11:52Both kids did amazing.
11:54Brooklyn did a car wheel.
11:55Chris rode a bike for the first time.
11:57But as Jordan said, we were judging on parenting.
12:00and with the girls, there were a lot of voices
12:03coming at Brooklyn at the same time,
12:05which is not good for a toddler.
12:08You can't.
12:09Use your hands.
12:11The boys were very patient
12:13and there was one voice teaching him.
12:16The boys are the winners!
12:18Yes!
12:19Yes!
12:21Oh my God.
12:23In your face!
12:25In your face!
12:26In your face!
12:27Hey, do you want me to teach your girl gymnastics or what?
12:29No!
12:31The boys are confident now with their first point,
12:34but they'll never guess what's coming next.
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12:44so you can get it before it sells out.
12:46Next round, the most important thing a parent needs to do
12:49is protect their kid.
12:51Each of you, nominate one of you that will protect a kid.
12:54Go.
12:54Tsunami, you're like the tallest.
12:56Wait, you want her?
12:57I think Salish.
12:58Okay, okay, okay, fine.
12:59I'm on a roll.
13:00Yes!
13:00He's on a roll.
13:01I'll do it for you guys.
13:02I'll do it for you guys.
13:02Whoever's been selected for each team, step forward.
13:05Oh.
13:06Whoa.
13:07Bruh.
13:07Oh my gosh.
13:08It's fine.
13:09I'm gonna win.
13:10Whatever.
13:10We're gonna win.
13:11I don't know what you're talking about.
13:11We're on a streak here.
13:12Streak?
13:13You've lost three?
13:16How is that a streak of losses, maybe?
13:19Yeah, a streak of one.
13:20Are you ready for the next challenge?
13:22Are you ready?
13:23You're gonna need to be ready.
13:24Are you ready?
13:24What?
13:24Okay, you'll see.
13:25Look at your jeans.
13:26Look at your pants.
13:28Dude.
13:28Wait, look at me.
13:29Look at me.
13:30Wait.
13:30Salish.
13:31Yeah.
13:31For this challenge, your daughter is Jordan.
13:34Okay.
13:35That's actually her name.
13:36Very cool name, by the way.
13:37Do you ever want to name your daughter Jordan?
13:38Son Jordan?
13:39Best name out there.
13:39Okay, Dad.
13:40Okay.
13:40You have to protect Jordan for one minute.
13:43Before you do that, do you want me to, like, teach you, like, maybe tell you how to protect
13:46your daughter and all that?
13:47Yeah.
13:47Telling me how to protect my daughter?
13:49Yeah.
13:50Bro, I need a much cooler dad.
13:51Wait.
13:52I'm as cool as you...
13:53Perfect.
13:54Your job is to protect your daughter in two easy steps.
13:57Okay.
13:57All right?
13:57When he's coming, you go right at the knee.
14:00Okay.
14:01Okay.
14:01He goes down, you reset, right on the head.
14:04Okay, can I practice really quick?
14:06Uh, sure.
14:09What?
14:14Just like that, but don't hit yourself.
14:15Do it 10 times as hard.
14:16You have one minute to protect Jordan from ledger.
14:19Okay.
14:20Are you ready?
14:20Yeah.
14:20Okay, now you got to tap into that protective instinct.
14:23That maternal protective instinct.
14:24You know, like, in Stranger Things.
14:26Ready?
14:26Like this.
14:26Remember?
14:26Like, don't touch my daughter.
14:31Yeah, I'm not doing that.
14:33Like that, right?
14:34No.
14:35No, not quite.
14:361, 2, 3, go!
14:38Ah!
14:38Whoa!
14:41Two hands, Saoirse!
14:43Two hands!
14:44Oh, my God!
14:45Get out of my way!
14:46He's getting to your daughter!
14:47He's getting to your daughter!
14:49Yes!
14:49Yes!
14:50Yes!
14:51Yes!
14:52Get out of my way!
14:5310, 9, 8, 7, 6, 1.
15:02Oh!
15:03You're supposed to protect me!
15:06My mother didn't protect me, that she was supposed to!
15:09I didn't mean to!
15:11Wow!
15:11I want...
15:12No!
15:12Ah!
15:14Okay.
15:15Okay.
15:15The boys got their second point.
15:17Yeah!
15:17Yeah!
15:18Let's go!
15:19Let's go!
15:20Let's go!
15:20Let's go!
15:20Let's go!
15:21The score is 3-2, but now it's Ledger's turn to protect his kid from Salish.
15:27This is a brand new iPhone 17, and this is Pierre, Ledger's kid.
15:32Salish, your job is to convince Pierre to keep this iPhone 17, and your job is to protect
15:37Pierre from iPhone addiction by convincing him not to accept the phone from Salish.
15:42Pierre knows he's not actually getting the phone, he's just making a decision based on
15:45whoever makes the best argument.
15:47Imagine all the conversations that you can have with your friends.
15:50Right now, like, you might be missing out on half of the conversations that you could
15:54have with them, because they all have phones.
15:56And then when you get to school, they're all gonna be talking about what they were talking
16:00about on the phone.
16:01You're gonna have no idea what they're talking about.
16:03Okay, I don't actually believe most of this, I just wanna win.
16:06You can check the weather, you can play games.
16:09Do you like games?
16:10No.
16:11Do you like shopping?
16:12No.
16:12No?
16:13Okay, so then you can online shop, so then you don't have to go in store to get clothes.
16:18Suddenly, when you're bored, you can just go on your phone, and you can watch a Netflix
16:22show, and then you don't have to, you can just sit in your bed and watch Netflix.
16:26Like, doesn't that sound fun?
16:27Do your parents ever make food for you and you don't like it?
16:30It's not your favorite kind of food?
16:31Sometimes, sometimes not.
16:33Yeah, well, you can door-dash food on your phone.
16:36You're gonna miss a lot of your life if you're stuck on your phone scrolling on your screen.
16:39Or he's gonna see more of his life if he can text his friends and know what's happening
16:43in their conversation.
16:43But wouldn't you rather hang out with them in person?
16:44Yeah, but you can't hang out with them in person if you can't make plans on your phone.
16:48As a parent, my job is to help you with things based off of my past experiences.
16:53Yeah.
16:54And TikTok, you know, that's fun.
16:55You can scroll on TikTok.
16:57Oh, yeah, yeah, doom scrolling.
16:58That sounds fun.
16:58You know, I've actually learned a lot from TikTok.
17:00Really?
17:01Yeah.
17:01Factual information.
17:02No, I've learned a lot of the new trends.
17:03Yeah, okay, no, you said no.
17:04I don't think Salish believes half of what she's saying, but she's making a pretty good case.
17:08I've seen you on your phone today, and between scenes, you're like, so why are you talking
17:13about how a phone is bad?
17:14Based on my past experiences, I have to do what's best for them.
17:16Your past experiences that you're not trying to change?
17:18Oh, okay, okay.
17:21And it's so important to have a phone.
17:22You can contact your parents if you need to.
17:23It's not important.
17:24You can talk to your friends in person.
17:25If you need to, you can contact your parents.
17:27You have friends in person.
17:28They're not even talking to him anymore.
17:29It's an emergency.
17:30If it's an emergency, you ask somebody to use a phone.
17:32Well, what if there's nobody around you and you need to-
17:34There's people around you all the time.
17:35If he doesn't need a phone, you can't tell my son not to have a phone.
17:38If he does literally so much change that phone, stop!
17:49Whoa!
17:49I'll take the phone.
17:51Whoa!
17:51Whoa!
17:52Whoa!
17:53Whoa!
17:54I didn't see that coming!
17:56Whoa!
17:56Dude, I couldn't even protect my own son from technology.
17:59Like, what am I doing?
18:00I didn't even believe half of what I said and I still convinced him because my argument was so good.
18:05I don't even have a phone.
18:07Yeah.
18:07I just actually haven't made our argument.
18:09Yeah, don't get a phone until your mom is ready.
18:11Sailor's won that round, but what's coming up next is much harder.
18:15Have you ever had a crush that you've never told anyone about?
18:19Um...
18:19Next challenge, as a parent, you have to be strong.
18:22You carry a lot of stuff.
18:23You got a baby, you got a backpack, you got stuff.
18:25Each of you has 30 seconds to nominate the strongest person on your team.
18:29Go!
18:30You're definitely the strongest.
18:30No, my back is not good for this.
18:32Wait, but I feel like Sailor's just in two challenges now.
18:34Yeah, I feel like we should switch you.
18:36Bro, I need you!
18:37Look at my shoes!
18:38No, I...
18:38Before we get in, let me just show you real quick.
18:40Give me, we need to...
18:41Alright, man.
18:42That's...
18:42We have to get in.
18:43We have to put in.
18:44Well, we have...
18:45I'm not strong at all.
18:46I'm not strong.
18:47Guys, guys.
18:47I'm not strong.
18:49What?
18:49Oh, my God!
18:51Alright, and time!
18:52If you've been nominated, step forward.
18:56Let's go, Shudami.
18:57You got this.
18:58We're like the same height.
18:59I got this.
19:01Wow!
19:02This is very simple, because we are playing, as you know, first team to get five points wins.
19:06The girls have four points.
19:08That means if they win this, this is over, and girls are better parents.
19:12Each bag weighs 20 pounds.
19:14Whoever drops the bags first loses.
19:15Oh, oh.
19:17See that?
19:18Yeah, now we're flexing.
19:19Let's get in.
19:20There you go.
19:20Do the other one.
19:21You got this.
19:22Easy.
19:22Take it out.
19:23Easy.
19:24Oh, my God.
19:25This is heavy.
19:25It's getting heavier.
19:27One, two, three.
19:28One, hold it up.
19:29You got it.
19:30Oh, my God.
19:31Did you see?
19:32It's cold cold.
19:33How are you feeling?
19:34I'm not good.
19:34Are your arms starting to burn?
19:35Yes.
19:36Imagine if you've got a baby or maybe even twins.
19:38This is five babies.
19:40This is nothing.
19:41Why are you complaining?
19:42You have a biological advantage.
19:44Physically, boys are stronger.
19:45That's a bad mindset.
19:47That's a bad mindset.
19:48That's a bad mindset.
19:48No!
19:51No!
19:52Yes!
19:53Yes!
19:54Yes!
19:55Yes!
19:55Oh, my God.
19:56It got too heavy.
19:58Good job.
19:59Oh, my God.
20:00Okay, don't show off.
20:02Okay, we get it.
20:03The boys won that round.
20:05They got a point.
20:06They're winning four to three, so right now, if they win this round, you guys got to do the
20:09billboard with your embarrassing baby pictures.
20:11Those are bad.
20:12I've seen them.
20:13They're not blurred.
20:13I can't wait to show the world.
20:15So, for this challenge, to be a parent, you have to be honest with your kids.
20:19Each of you nominate whoever you think is going to be most truthful.
20:22Not me.
20:23Taylor, why me?
20:24Easy, I'm picking you.
20:24You.
20:25You.
20:26Whoever's been nominated, step forward.
20:28Let's go.
20:29Oh.
20:30And I'm sure you all know who our guest star is.
20:34John the polygraph expert.
20:36He's horrifying.
20:37Oh.
20:39Good luck.
20:39You go first.
20:40It's right that way.
20:41He never smiles.
20:42And the challenge is simple.
20:44This is Chloe, and she's going to ask you five questions.
20:47And all you have to do is tell the truth.
20:50Just remember that both teams can see you, and millions of people are watching you right
20:55now.
20:56First question.
20:57Chloe, you know what to do.
20:58Am I your favorite kid you've met today?
21:01No, just say it.
21:02Come on, lock in.
21:03Maybe, because I've just met you, so I don't really have an idea of who you are.
21:09That's true.
21:10Yeah, maybe.
21:11Okay.
21:11Yeah, Sean.
21:14Wait, no!
21:16Have you ever peed in the pool with anybody else in it?
21:20Millions of people are watching.
21:22Remember that, Sean.
21:24Yes.
21:25Ew!
21:27That's true.
21:28Yeah!
21:29Everyone's done it.
21:30Everyone's done it.
21:31Everyone's done it.
21:31He's honest.
21:32Did you say everybody's done it?
21:33No, they have not.
21:34I was a lot younger.
21:36How old were you when you peed in the pool?
21:40Fourteen.
21:42That's true.
21:43What?
21:44That was like last year!
21:46Someone get this man.
21:47This man's cool crazy.
21:48Stop it.
21:48Look, I had to tell the truth for you guys.
21:50We need this point, okay?
21:51So, you did a show on Dharman with Kato.
21:53Did he just mention Kato Salish?
21:55Oh my God.
21:55Do you still talk to him?
21:56Oh my...
21:58Ah, yes, yes, yes.
21:59The classic question.
22:00No, I don't talk to him.
22:02We're both kind of doing our own things, honestly.
22:04So, you know, we just went our separate ways.
22:05He's doing that.
22:06Whatever he's doing, and I'm doing my own thing, honestly.
22:08That's true.
22:09Yeah, no hate.
22:10We just moved our separate ways.
22:12Just bye-bye.
22:13How old were you when you went on your first date?
22:16I was 13.
22:17With who?
22:18No.
22:19Do we know them?
22:20People from my high school, watch this video.
22:22I think I was 12.
22:24That's true.
22:25Final question.
22:26I'm 12.
22:27So, if you were my dad, would you let me go on my first date?
22:31Can you just lie once, please?
22:44No.
22:47Nice crew.
22:48Yes!
22:49Yes!
22:49Yes!
22:49Yes!
22:50Get me out of here.
22:51Good luck, Salish.
22:51You're getting the billboard.
22:53Ha!
22:53Oh!
22:54Yes!
22:55It's a foul shot!
22:57We can win this right now.
22:59He didn't lie even once.
23:00Salish!
23:01Bye!
23:02This is the moment of truth, Salish.
23:04The whole competition is in your hands.
23:07If you lie even once, you'll lose the round and give the boys one last chance to prove once
23:14and for all who are the best parents, boys or girls.
23:19Hi, Salish.
23:20Hi.
23:21Have you ever cheated in school?
23:24Yes.
23:25Bad girl!
23:26Salish!
23:27That's true.
23:28Wait!
23:28But we got it right!
23:29Yeah, so good girl, Salish!
23:30But, okay.
23:31It was a long time ago.
23:33I don't recommend it.
23:34I definitely learned my lesson.
23:36And, yeah.
23:36Don't do it, okay?
23:37Okay.
23:38True.
23:39Yeah.
23:39Have you recently lied to your parents?
23:41This might be it.
23:42Yes.
23:44True.
23:44Okay.
23:45Can we hear more about that?
23:47Please.
23:47Please.
23:48Chloe, do you have a follow-up question there?
23:51About what?
23:53Uh, that's not a yes or no question, so I don't have to answer.
23:56True.
23:57No!
23:59God, dude!
24:00Who do you like better, Tsunami or Eliana?
24:03Hey, this is gonna break up friendships right here.
24:06I literally like them both equally.
24:09That's true.
24:13That's our girl!
24:14That's our girl!
24:16Yuck!
24:16Have you ever been rejected by a boy?
24:19Oh, my God!
24:20Well, what do you define as rejected?
24:21You said you liked somebody, and they didn't like you back.
24:24Then no, because I've definitely liked people that don't like me back, but I never said anything.
24:29So, no.
24:30True.
24:31That's right!
24:32That's right!
24:33That's it, Salish.
24:34One more question, and if you don't lie, the girls are better parents than the boys.
24:40I made a drawing for you.
24:42Do you like it?
24:42Can I see?
24:43Yeah.
24:45Salish, lock in.
24:46Am I a really good artist?
24:48Be honest, Salish, be honest.
24:51It's not even her drawing, it's to trap Salish.
24:55Yeah, I really like it.
24:58No!
25:02Bye.
25:04Yeah!
25:06I told you!
25:08Salish!
25:09In your face!
25:11Come back in the century!
25:13Okay, so that means I lost, but we're all tied up.
25:15I don't want to be on a billboard.
25:18Are you kidding me?
25:19Are you kidding me?
25:20Are you kidding me?
25:20Hey, you lied to a kid.
25:22How could you do that?
25:23What kind of parents?
25:24It is a 4-4 tie, next point wins, and the final round is...
25:28A birthday party!
25:30Today is Chloe's birthday, and each team will throw her a birthday party.
25:34For my birthday party, I'm hoping for food, activities, and, of course, an awesome present.
25:40I bought a ton of birthday party decorations, and each team has five minutes to pick up as much as
25:46they can.
25:47But here's the catch.
25:48Only one person from each team is allowed to collect them and bring them to their side.
25:52Something that you need to grab is the Switch.
25:54All girls love a Nintendo Switch.
25:57Right.
25:57Get that Switch, give it to the birthday girl, she'll win it's over.
25:59Exactly.
26:00Chloe is going to decide which party she likes more, and that team wins the entire competition.
26:05One, two, three, go!
26:12Both of them immediately go for the Switch, but it looks like Gio is going to win.
26:17Yes!
26:19I got the Switch!
26:20Okay, okay, okay, get the mean back, get the mean back, get the mean back!
26:22Chloe, go, go, go!
26:23Each team has five minutes to grab whatever they want and bring it to their side.
26:26Yes!
26:27Get the mean back!
26:28Focus on Snack!
26:30Get the cake, get the cake!
26:31Good job!
26:35They are going crazy!
26:38After the Nintendo Switch, all strategy went right out the window.
26:41They're literally just grabbing whatever they can get their hands on.
26:45Let's see if that pays off in the end.
26:46No!
26:47Who are you?
26:48What do you do?
26:49I'm the entertainment!
26:51You're coming with me!
26:52Oh, you're coming with me!
26:52Oh, they're fighting over Ian!
26:54Oh no!
26:55Come on!
26:56We're back in bro!
26:58Eliana is getting the one from the giant 11 side.
27:01I don't know what these are, but I'm taking them anyway!
27:03She also found the giant ball pit hidden in the back.
27:07That's right!
27:08Get a table!
27:10And stop!
27:12And now each team has 30 minutes to build their birthday party.
27:16Go!
27:16I, Loki, feel like we got some good stuff.
27:18Like we got this in the back.
27:19We got a slide, bro!
27:21Literally that's the best thing we could've gone!
27:23Ball pit at the very bottom.
27:24Ball!
27:25We have this speaker.
27:26And we have a Nintendo Switch.
27:28And we have a mystery inflatable.
27:30Did we get any better than that?
27:32But Eliana?
27:33What?
27:33Did you not get ball pit balls?
27:34No!
27:35Eliana, why didn't you get the ball pit balls?
27:37You guys have to cut that for me!
27:38We don't need him!
27:39No offense, you're useless.
27:40No, no!
27:40No, we need the balls!
27:41No, we need him!
27:41Wait, I have a request!
27:42Have a negotiation cue, come here.
27:44Just for a second, can you just skedaddle on over here please?
27:46Yo, what's up?
27:48We are really in need of something, so we are willing to give you our only entertainment
27:52for the balls.
27:53We want Ian and the one!
27:55I took that!
27:56I don't want you to have that!
27:57Sing!
27:58Show them!
27:59Happy birthday to you!
28:01He's worth the one too!
28:02Give him the one!
28:03You know what?
28:03Fine, you can have your one!
28:10That's right!
28:11Eliana, we need to start setting up our open balls!
28:15Okay, we brought in a bunch of people to help them make the birthday parties as awesome
28:19as possible.
28:20And after both teams pushed themselves to throw the best birthday party ever for Chloe,
28:24now it's time for the birthday girl to judge each party and determine a winner.
28:28Boys first, let's go!
28:29Chloe, happy birthday!
28:31Welcome to our birthday!
28:33Woo!
28:34Thank you!
28:35Boo!
28:37It looks so good!
28:38I loved it!
28:39So first off, we have a bean bag!
28:41Oh my god, it's so cute!
28:43Beautiful stuffed animals!
28:45I don't know guys, it looks really messy to me in there!
28:47You're about to castle!
28:48Oh my god, this looks so fun!
28:51And we have a special guest for you today!
28:53Happy birthday to you!
28:55Our cake is so much better!
28:58Happy birthday to you!
29:04Thank you!
29:05I am so glad that we traded Ian!
29:07This is embarrassing!
29:09Yeah, I mean his singing is really good though!
29:11His singing is really good!
29:12We have one last surprise!
29:13The big surprise!
29:14A brand new Nintendo Switch!
29:17Oh my god!
29:18I've always wanted one!
29:20Yes!
29:20We're so happy!
29:22No!
29:22I really wish I could've gotten the Switch!
29:24That would've made it so good!
29:26Best birthday ever!
29:27She said the best birthday ever!
29:29We won!
29:29We won!
29:30We won!
29:31Yes!
29:32I love this!
29:33In the back!
29:34In the back!
29:35In the back!
29:36In the back!
29:37In the back!
29:37Guys, I don't think this looks good for us!
29:39You got everything that you could and we have perfect stuff!
29:42Guys, see how that they're not playing in the bouncy castle with her?
29:45Ours is gonna be so much better because we're gonna be with her!
29:48This is an actual party!
29:50Let's go!
29:50Let's go!
29:51Let's go!
29:54Let's go!
29:55Oh my god!
29:56Can we?
29:57Wait, wait, wait!
29:57Can I offer you a hat please?
29:58Yes!
29:59Of course!
30:00Oh my god, this looks so fun!
30:01That's your cake!
30:02A ball pit?
30:03No, we have this in the back, dude!
30:05Why don't you come?
30:05You're our queen!
30:06So this is your royal chair!
30:08Oh, so nice!
30:10And you have a nice stuffed animal!
30:11Oh my god!
30:12So beautiful!
30:13Just a chair?
30:14Happy birthday!
30:15Oh my god!
30:16And it's pink!
30:17We made this cake just for you!
30:19Oh my god!
30:19And you showed us!
30:21Oh my god!
30:22My favorite!
30:23We have a bigger cake!
30:23Who cares if it's decorated?
30:25You know what's better than a Nintendo Switch?
30:27Oh my god!
30:29The very own VR set!
30:32I thought she wanted the Switch!
30:33I would just like to point out, we actually did all this ourselves!
30:36We did all by ourselves!
30:38No help!
30:38As you can see, no help!
30:40Yeah, sure Salish!
30:42Please head on up to the slide!
30:43Oh my god!
30:44What?
30:45Three, two, one!
30:48Oh my god!
30:49Yeah!
30:50See, all of us can party!
30:51The boys didn't party with you!
30:53Yeah!
30:53We did all of fun!
30:55I love this!
30:56Thank you!
30:57Alright guys, I'll be right back!
30:59Yeah, she kind of looks like she's having too much fun!
31:01I brought popcorn!
31:03Woo!
31:03There you go!
31:05Popcorn?
31:05Yeah!
31:06Oh my god!
31:07I love this!
31:09Oh kawaii!
31:11Oh gosh, it smells so good!
31:12And after a full day of competitions, challenges, ups and downs, this birthday party is going
31:17to prove who are the best parents, boys or girls!
31:22And now it is time for Chloe to make her final decision and determine who won this competition!
31:28Have you made a decision, Chloe?
31:29Yes!
31:30Okay, who was a better parent, the boys or the girls?
31:34I loved the boys!
31:35It was lots of fun!
31:36I loved the girls!
31:37They made their own cake and they actually played with me!
31:40Chloe, I'm so happy that you enjoyed your time here with the boys and girls, but unfortunately
31:44we only have space for one winner and it's all in your hands now!
31:48Who was a better parent, the boys or the girls?
31:52Doug!
31:58Girls!
32:02Oh my god!
32:05Comment below if you want to see another boys vs girls challenge, have a great day!
32:08Bye!
32:09So guys, nice baby photos, better luck next time!
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