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00:00Today my daughter Salish has only five hours to turn this house into a
00:05five-star resort definitely a five-star chocolate
00:10The most important part of a luxury hotel is the first impression so
00:15Just watch this I got this covered the reason Salish is doing this is because next week we are supposed to go
00:20On a vacation with the Ana Zala family, but she just found out that she can't miss gymnastics
00:25So I want to build a resort right so that she can convince the Ana Zala family to stay here
00:30Instead every nice hotel has a big pot of flowers and so will we we only have
00:35five hours so we have to hurry
00:40No
00:44Dude
00:45What?
00:46Flowers aren't that big of a deal anyway
00:47What?
00:48I just thought of an even better idea than flowers
00:50Let's see what I do
00:51Come on dad
00:52This is gonna be a long day
00:53What are we doing?
00:54We're gonna build a huge lazy restaurant
00:55Lazy river in this entire place because that's what fancy resorts have
00:59Lazy river
01:00The whole space you're gonna fill
01:01Yes
01:02You can't do that
01:03Yes I can
01:04Just trust me
01:05You have to go get those things
01:06That's all the other stuff I need
01:08I'll bet you that I can get the lazy river
01:10You're finished before you can get back with the stuff
01:12Okay I'll bet you
01:13Okay
01:14If I do you have to do whatever
01:15I save for the rest of the day
01:16Okay
01:17That's no problem you can't do it
01:18Good luck
01:19Okay
01:20What is he gonna learn that I planned for these things?
01:22I am currently outside of Jordan's house hiding in this box
01:25He has no idea I'm here
01:26There's no chance you can do an entire lazy river in a few hours
01:30No way
01:31Okay there's Jordan's Tesla right there
01:34Jordan just left
01:35I'm going in I'm going in I'm going in
01:36Perfect timing
01:37Little did I know that Sailor sent me shopping so she could
01:40sneak Matthew Beam in to help her build the lazy river
01:43I am inside Jordan has no
01:45idea over here
01:46Bring it over here
01:47Forward
01:48Stop
01:49Perfect
01:50Of course I had to come back
01:50Matthew Beam and his team of builders to make this happen
01:53How much time do we have?
01:54Oh don't worry about that
01:55Let's go
01:56I'm super excited for the lazy river because I know Mila and Noah are gonna love it
02:00Salish called me last week
02:01She is trusting me to build this lazy river
02:03Jordan doesn't think that we can do it but he
02:05Doesn't know that I am the secret weapon
02:07Salish came up with the idea of doing this five-star resort by seeing the royal
02:10family doing a similar video
02:12If she hadn't seen that video I wouldn't be driving all over LA right now
02:15Thanks guys
02:16Anyways on to my next thing and it has something to do with the stairs
02:20I told the Anazala family that we are having a pool party tonight and they have no idea
02:24We are making a resort
02:25Just for them
02:26Oh my god, there's so much on this list
02:27I'm at Target
02:28Hopefully I can get almost everything here
02:30She said sheets
02:31That's all she said
02:32And there's like a hundred different kinds of sheets here
02:34I don't think Thread
02:35Everything out matters
02:36I'm just gonna get the cheap one
02:37One time I actually turned my house into a fish tank and flooded everything
02:39We do not
02:40We do not want that to happen today
02:41This entire house is about to turn into a massive construction site
02:44I need to get to work
02:45Me and my team have actually been working on this lazy river
02:47It's our job to bring this to life
02:48Calling Anais to remind him of
02:50The pool party
02:51Hey just calling you real quick
02:52Make sure you're still on for the pool party tonight
02:54Oh
02:55We're getting ready
02:56Are you ready for the pool party?
02:57Oh Mila
02:58Party
03:00Yep
03:01We're excited for the pool party
03:03Don't be late okay
03:04Be on time
03:05Yeah
03:06That's why I'm saying be on time
03:07Bye
03:08Salish
03:09Why do you know
03:10It means so many things
03:11While I struggle with the shopping list
03:12Salish gets started on the second part of her
03:15transformation
03:16I've never seen this in a hotel before but I need this resort to get five stars
03:20So I'm gonna build the slide
03:22Nooo
03:25Oh
03:26Back to square one
03:27Salish feels so bad that she can't do this vacation that she is going absolutely
03:30overboard to make it perfect
03:32We actually built this lazy river in eight different sections
03:35We need to begin installing them
03:36And then we can add the water
03:37I think
03:38I've never actually done this before
03:39We have a reservation with
03:40The Anazala family for next week at a resort
03:42And tonight is the last chance we have to cancel
03:45That's why we're in such a rush
03:47Next up is dirt
03:48So I'm at Home Depot but say
03:49Why do you need
03:50Dirt
03:51All of this is dirt
03:52Dirt is dirt
03:53What's the difference
03:54Say this is organic so I guess it's good
03:55Kinda smells funky though
03:56We actually have a massive problem
03:58You want me to build a lazy river
03:59And I only have this one
04:00Water ball to fill it with
04:01I got some water
04:02Oh
04:03Salish
04:04Salish
04:05What?
04:05We haven't waterproofed it yet
04:06Oh my bad
04:07Oh
04:08I've got one more stop
04:09And then I'm headed back in there
04:10There's absolutely no way
04:11That Salish has already built a lazy river
04:12So
04:13I don't have to do what she says today
04:14Ready
04:153
04:152
04:161
04:17Perfect
04:18Salish and Mila have always had a great
04:20Bond
04:21And Salish really doesn't want to disappoint Mila
04:23Salish feels genuinely bad
04:25Especially for Mila
04:26That she can't go on this vacation
04:27We've all been looking forward to
04:28So
04:29Salish is legitimately
04:30Trying to convince the Anazala family
04:32That this house is going to be better than an actual resort
04:35There's no chance she can get all this done in 5 hours
04:38I'm going to build this whole area
04:40I'm going to get into a kids zone
04:41So Mila and Noah will love it
04:43I actually built this lazy river in 8 different ways
04:45We have two different sections
04:46We have a few more pieces to go
04:47And then we can add the water
04:48I'm going to name this whole resort Smila
04:50I'm going to resort to make sure that Mila gives me 5 stars
04:53This is going to be an awesome smoothie bar
04:55Dirty city
04:56One dollar balloons
04:57How hard could it be
04:58What kind of balloons Salish
04:59It's like a thousand different kinds of balloons
05:00This is going to be an amazing spot
05:02To make sure Salish gives me 5 stars
05:04Woo
05:05It's hot here
05:06Okay
05:07Oh
05:08Ah
05:09This is perfect
05:10It's perfect for a slip inside
05:11And I have just the thing
05:12What's this one going to do
05:14No
05:15No
05:20This kid is killing me
05:21Do you have like your dad's location
05:22Like how do we know when he's going to be back
05:23He's been like a couple hours
05:24I have to do
05:25Do a check in
05:26Jets
05:27And this has to hold water
05:28Honestly it can leak a little
05:29I just need it to
05:30Looked in so I win the bet against my dad
05:32No
05:33No
05:34No
05:35No
05:36No
05:37No
05:39No
05:40Yes
05:41If we finish this before he gets back I get to
05:45Tell him what to do for the rest of the day
05:46Good luck
05:47You got this
05:48One more take
05:49No
05:50The house
05:51While Salish is starting to transform the penthouse
05:53This is the penthouse
05:55We
05:56But it's kind of boring
05:57So I'm going to make it into a trampoline park
05:59While Salish
06:00This transforms the penthouse
06:01Matthew has a lot to do before I get back
06:03Right now it looks more like a one star
06:05Resort
06:06Actually maybe zero stars
06:07Guys look how pretty that looks
06:08Check out the towels
06:09Excellent
06:10That's first Mila
06:11Not all the work
06:15With the woods in place
06:16They're going to start laying down the tarp
06:17Making sure that our house doesn't flood with water
06:19At least I hope
06:20I wonder how Salish is doing right now
06:21The first test is this watermelon
06:24Ah
06:25Ah
06:27Ah
06:28Ah
06:29Ah
06:30Definitely need a crash pad
06:33Why do we need balloons
06:34Only good
06:35The other thing about this is
06:36There's no way that Salish
06:37Could actually finish an entire lazy river
06:39In that short amount of time
06:40So at least I didn't lose that bet
06:41Salish
06:42Need your help this is really heavy
06:43Oh I got you
06:44I got you
06:45Wait wait wait wait wait wait
06:46There's one hole in this
06:47The entire thing will flood the house
06:48You mean hotel
06:49Be very careful
06:50Can't be any holes in it
06:51I'll try
06:52We have to hurry
06:53We gotta be quick and careful
06:54Good enough
06:55All I have to do is fill up with water
06:56We have a lot of work to do before that
06:57But we're close
06:58Please hurry
06:59My dad's about to be home
07:00Thank you so much
07:03Salish
07:04Just get out
07:05Of my
07:06This kid gets me crazy
07:07Whoa Matthew
07:08This looks awesome
07:09Let's go
07:10We did it
07:11Thank you so much
07:12We did it
07:13Since we made this lazy river so big
07:14We have an entire water truck
07:15Coming to fill it
07:16Here it is now
07:18Get
07:19Oh
07:20Salish
07:21Salish
07:22Jordan didn't think that this would be possible
07:24We have to prove him wrong
07:25It's team Salish all the way
07:26We're almost back
07:27At least you didn't finish the lazy river
07:28Go over
07:29You sit on your seat
07:30Just chill
07:31Lazy river is finished
07:32Time to fill it
07:33Lazy river is finished
07:34Time to fill it
07:35Fire it up
07:38Whoa
07:39There's so much water
07:40This is insane
07:41It's filling so fast
07:42There is no way
07:43How
07:44Who are these people
07:45What
07:46What is this
07:47No
07:48You're absolutely no
07:49No
07:50Matthew
07:51You are killing
07:52What
07:53Sounds like
07:54Jordan just lost
07:55I have to do everything I say
07:56Starting with getting soaking wet
07:58No
07:59No
08:00I'm sorry Jordan
08:02Team Salish
08:03We did it
08:04Thank you so much
08:05Good luck on the rest of it
08:06I'm giving this place
08:07Five stars
08:08Thank you
08:09I cannot believe that Matthew
08:10All the way from Colorado
08:11To help her win
08:12Yet again
08:13And by the way
08:14What's this for
08:15Why have I been going all over looking for dirt
08:17Oh you'll find out
08:18Oh no
08:19Dad this is your
08:20Mud bath
08:21You have to test it before
08:22Elvis comes
08:23No
08:24Can I have one thing I don't
08:25Oh
08:27Oh
08:28Oh
08:29That's actually
08:30Is it worse than my eye bath
08:31Ugh
08:32That's nasty
08:33Alright Dad this is going to exfoliate
08:34You're going to look
08:35So young
08:36Ugh
08:37Oh
08:38This is
08:39Just to make it a little better
08:40Just some nice
08:40Spray
08:41That's not helping
08:42Okay
08:43Now going under
08:44What
08:45Oh
08:45Yes
08:46You got to go all the way under Dad
08:47Why
08:48You know there are probably worms in there
08:49And like
08:50Flugs and ants
08:51And so
08:52Now this is a five star treatment
08:54It's premium
08:55For our guests
08:56But
08:57You should go under to really fix all the wrinkles
08:59I'm not going alone
09:00You have to
09:01Remember the bet
09:02One
09:03Two
09:04Oh
09:05Oh
09:06Oh
09:07Oh
09:08Oh
09:09Oh
09:10I'm not sure Anazal is going to like this
09:12I'm giving this spa one star
09:14Where'd you say let's go
09:15We say it
09:16Salish
09:17Can I get a towel
09:18While I wash off
09:19The rest of the team
09:20Is filling up the lazy river
09:21And it looks super cool
09:23The lazy river is finally finished
09:25Guys check it out
09:26There's the check in desk
09:27This is so much fun
09:28I should put this in my bedroom
09:29There
09:30They're going to be here any second
09:31And they have to give it a five stars
09:33I mean who wouldn't
09:34Time to test the stairs
09:35Next slide
09:36I don't want to do this
09:37Can I push you
09:38No I don't
09:39I don't know
09:40Okay I don't know
09:41Is it safe
09:42WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
09:44HA
09:45That was actually fun! You should do it!
09:47Milo's gonna love it! Oh my gosh, yes!
09:49It's gonna be fun!
09:50It's gonna be such a five-star slide!
09:52Whoa!
09:54Whoa!
09:55That was so much fun!
09:56Alright, Dad, this is the first inflatable in the kids' up!
09:59Okay!
10:00Let's see if we can do a flip!
10:01This is cool!
10:02Noah and Milo are gonna love this!
10:03Oh, okay!
10:04That's awesome!
10:05What the heck?
10:06No!
10:07Let's go!
10:08Salish, what happened to you?
10:09No!
10:10What happened?
10:10No!
10:11No!
10:12No!
10:13What happened?
10:14What?
10:15It's not turning on.
10:15No!
10:16Dude, you just broke it!
10:18Well, I broke it, but I think you need to go again.
10:20No!
10:21I'm not gonna get into it!
10:22I just got home!
10:23Thank you so much, Dad!
10:24I'm really sorry!
10:25Thank you!
10:25No!
10:26I'm so sorry!
10:27Just got off the phone with the inflatable place, they've got one more, the exact same
10:30thing!
10:31Team Norton!
10:32Slip inside is all done!
10:33Now we just have to add the soap and water!
10:35I think that's good on the soap!
10:36Okay, turn it on!
10:37That's awesome!
10:38The name of the resort is...
10:40Mila Resort!
10:41So now it's time to decorate the pool!
10:43Oh!
10:44What about right here?
10:45That is actually perfect!
10:45No!
10:46Mila has to give this five stars with this name!
10:50That's so cool!
10:51Let's check it out!
10:52Whoa!
10:53Oh!
10:54Oh!
10:55We finally got this thing set up and it might be like...
11:00one of the coolest things, but actually we got this one thing that's coming at the end
11:04of the day and...
11:05Mila's gonna get so excited over it!
11:07It's gonna be so cool!
11:08She's gonna love it!
11:09This looks awesome now, but...
11:10just wait until there's more balloons!
11:11Push them in!
11:12Sandy!
11:13So far, so far!
11:15So good!
11:16Woo!
11:17Yeah!
11:18If you think I can do this all by myself, no!
11:20No way!
11:21I have a full team!
11:22Five Star Resorts has the best service, so that's...
11:25That means I need some employees!
11:26Hi, Jamie!
11:27You wanna work at the Smila Resort?
11:28I really do!
11:29Alright...
11:30Cool!
11:31Good for you!
11:32The first question is, if a guest calls at 3am, what would you do?
11:35I take care of it!
11:36What if they ask for you to wash their clothes?
11:39Then I guess I'm washing their...
11:40I'm washing their clothes!
11:41Interesting!
11:42Why are you writing?
11:43Do you speak any other languages?
11:45If you hire me, I'll learn Spanish, I'll learn French, I'll learn Italian...
11:49But you don't know...
11:50Do you have any right now?
11:51Not at the moment, but give me a week or two!
11:53Okay!
11:54How well do you handle French?
11:55I handle it really well!
11:56Like, really well?
11:57Uber well!
11:58Really, really well?
11:59Like, so well!
12:00Well, congrats!
12:01You've moved on to the next round!
12:02Yes!
12:03Why would you like to work here?
12:05Very passionate about hotel services, I have a lot of experience...
12:08So where have you worked before?
12:10Hudson Matter YouTube channel?
12:11Nope!
12:12What hotel have you worked at?
12:14Hotel Mania!
12:15It's a real...
12:16Hotel!
12:17Someone woke up at 3am and needed service...
12:20What would you do?
12:21I'm gonna serve them, because that's what kind of person I am...
12:23Okay, and if they ask you to do your laundry?
12:25Oh, that's one step too far, I don't know how to do laundry!
12:27Oh!
12:28I mean...
12:29Yes!
12:30I would!
12:30You put it in the dryer, you dry it up, and then you put it in the washer to get
12:35it all soapy and clean.
12:36So why do you want to work here?
12:38I'm really good at...
12:40Managing people, you know, I like to be the boss...
12:42I'm the boss...
12:43I like to kind of listen...
12:45Fine, you're moving on to the next round.
12:46Yeah, baby!
12:47Woo!
12:48The second part of the interview is we have to see...
12:50how fast you can do your job!
12:52You guys have to have a race without spilling!
12:54Oh, this is easy!
12:55Okay, ready?
12:56You're done.
12:57Oh, it's gonna bubble!
12:58It's gonna bubble!
12:59Beautiful amount, that's so great, that's so...
13:00No!
13:01Wait...
13:02No, okay, you can...
13:03Salish!
13:04Three, two, one, start!
13:05Oh, you're toast, buddy!
13:06Can't hold the glass!
13:07Oh, you're toast!
13:08Look how fast I'm...
13:09Come on, Jamie!
13:10Let's go!
13:10Look how far the height she is!
13:11Jamie, let's go a little faster!
13:12This is so easy!
13:13Let's go a little faster!
13:14Bye-bye!
13:15You said you win three!
13:16I don't even...
13:20Go, Jamie!
13:21Go, Jamie!
13:22Go, Jamie!
13:23Go, Jamie!
13:24And look at that!
13:25Perfectly executed!
13:26Yes!
13:27Jamie won!
13:28Alright, well, you can go back home!
13:30Go, Jamie!
13:31Before you clean that up!
13:32Cheers!
13:33Congratulations!
13:35Congrats, Jamie!
13:36You're hired!
13:37Really?
13:38How much am I getting paid?
13:39Nothing!
13:40What?
13:41Yeah!
13:41Well, I guess you guys have to wear the uniforms!
13:43Wait, what?
13:44What?
13:45What?
13:49Actually, I...
13:50Ow!
13:51Salish!
13:52Ah!
13:53Ah!
13:54Ah!
13:55No, I'm good!
13:56I'll do it by myself!
13:57Ugh!
13:58My dad got the replacement!
14:00It's inflatable!
14:01Now it's time to fill the ball pit!
14:02Perfect!
14:03I think we're...
14:05We're pretty much almost done!
14:07No, no, no, Sandy!
14:08Don't show it yet!
14:09You can't spoil it!
14:10But I have an expert to test it out and tell me if it's good enough!
14:13This is Evie!
14:14She's a wish king!
14:15And today we're granting that wish!
14:17My wish is to meet Salish and my wish came true today!
14:20It is so important that the Anazala family give us five stars that we've brought in a consultant
14:25for the spa, the one and only, Dar Mann!
14:27How you doing?
14:28Good to see you, man!
14:29Thanks for bringing me in!
14:30He has been to pretty much every five-star spa in the world, practically!
14:34Tell us what we need!
14:35to do to make sure this gets five stars from the Anazala family!
14:38I think you're off to a pretty...
14:40That's a pretty good start!
14:41You might need to increase the thread count because you want the softest sheets possible!
14:44Totally!
14:45Yes!
14:46I don't think thread count matters!
14:48Lotions, aromatherapy...
14:50I would say this is pretty good!
14:52I'd give this like a four-star right now!
14:54Do you want to do a mic check?
14:55Bye, Tech!
14:56That was really awesome!
14:58You should be an actor!
15:00Do you know any TikTok dancers?
15:01Yeah!
15:05Bye!
15:06Bye!
15:07Bye!
15:08Bye!
15:09Bye!
15:10Bye!
15:11Bye!
15:12Bye!
15:13Bye!
15:14Bye!
15:15Bye!
15:16Let's go!
15:17It's a mud bag!
15:18Seth!
15:19What kind of mud is this?
15:20I don't think this is actually for...
15:20Bathing!
15:21This is fertilizer for plants!
15:23That means there's manure in it!
15:25So...
15:26You didn't get in this!
15:29Did Jordan?
15:30Never go in that!
15:31That's mostly poop!
15:35Cool!
15:36I'm gonna jump in that ball pit in 3, 2, 1!
15:38Evie is the perfect judge...
15:40Because if she likes it, Mila and Noah will love it!
15:43Yay!
15:44That was so fun!
15:45Yeah!
15:46Do you think Mila and Noah are gonna like this ball pit?
15:48Probably, yeah!
15:49Okay...
15:50Perfect!
15:51I want you to enjoy the kids zone and tell me how it is afterwards!
15:53I'm gonna go finish my work, okay?
15:55Okay!
15:56Okay!
15:57Bye!
15:58I'll be back!
16:00I'll probably give you a 5 stars!
16:01Who's your masseuse?
16:02It all depends on that!
16:03We don't have one...
16:04I don't...
16:05I actually know just the guy!
16:08Evie finished the kids zone, what do you think?
16:10What do you think about it?
16:11It's 5 out of 5!
16:12I love it!
16:13Yes!
16:14Okay!
16:15This is gonna be perfect!
16:15I think the honest roller family is gonna rate it!
16:16I hope they like it as much as I do!
16:195 stars!
16:20The trend in 5 star resorts is face massage and honestly, Ike...
16:25is the best guy!
16:26I'm not so sure about this, Dar!
16:28You got nothing to worry about!
16:30Just relax!
16:31Finally!
16:32This is real!
16:35I'm not actually very relaxed!
16:36Keep going!
16:37Just trust the process!
16:38Oh!
16:39Okay!
16:40One...
16:41Two...
16:42You're gonna look 10 years younger, trust me!
16:44Dude, do we need to slap?
16:45What about just the...
16:46Oh!
16:47Right here!
16:48Right here!
16:49Oh!
16:50Okay, Dar!
16:51You gotta stay there!
16:50Trust the process!
16:51Let's shoot him up!
16:52Hell!
16:53Hell!
16:54Hell!
16:55Ow!
16:56Bah!
16:57Healing hands!
16:58I'm gonna be good!
17:00You sure you don't want to extend for another half hour?
17:02No, we're good!
17:03Thank you!
17:04You look good!
17:05This is a five-star spa now!
17:06We got our shirts on!
17:07Oni Solo is about to be here!
17:10Here's the bell!
17:11Come on!
17:12Let's go!
17:13Salish, dude!
17:14This is so good!
17:15I know!
17:15How did you do this all in one day?
17:16How many people did you have here?
17:18Like a hundred?
17:19So Jordan told us that...
17:20We're gonna be coming to a pool party!
17:22This does not look like a place for a pool party!
17:24Are you sure you put the right address?
17:25They're here!
17:26They're here!
17:27Go!
17:28Go!
17:29Go!
17:30Go!
17:31What is this?
17:32What?
17:33Onizola family, welcome to...
17:35Mila Resort!
17:36What's going on?
17:37Bellman!
17:38Bellman person!
17:39I guess we're leaving?
17:40I'll put it in the car!
17:41Thank you!
17:42Alright, come on Noah, let's go!
17:43Come on Mila!
17:44Where's Jordan?
17:45What's happening?
17:46Bellop!
17:47Bellop!
17:48What?
17:49What's going on?
17:50We're in the resort!
17:51What are you talking about?
17:52Yo!
17:53What are you doing though?
17:54Stop!
17:55I'm taking you to your room!
17:55What room?
17:56What room?
17:57What room?
17:58Where's the pool party?
17:59No, it's a very nice...
18:00Five Star Resort!
18:01What?
18:02Is Salish driving the car?
18:04What's going on?
18:05No!
18:06I'm a good driver.
18:07Wait, wait, wait, this one's the brake?
18:08You're kidding.
18:09Which one's the...
18:10Mila, get out of the way!
18:11Oh my goodness!
18:12Ah!
18:13Is this even...
18:15Is this illegal?
18:16This is a five star resort.
18:17It's the Smeela Lodge.
18:18We're going to valet park your car, of course.
18:20Oh my God!
18:21What are they doing with the car?
18:23Why is she driving?
18:25She's like...
18:26I have anxiety!
18:27She's supposed to be driving backwards?
18:28I will pee my pants in this...
18:30Is this legal?
18:31Yes, it is legal.
18:32This is private property.
18:33She has an adult in the car with her.
18:34She is allowed to drive.
18:35Oh my God!
18:36Oh my God!
18:37Oh my God!
18:38Oh my God!
18:39Do you know how to brake?
18:40Salish, what are you doing?
18:42You're welcome.
18:43Now get out.
18:44This was a service.
18:45that was valet guys didn't go anywhere they just went at the same spot that they
18:50weren't you know i have anxiety right you're gonna have a really great day i thought this was a pool party
18:55zala family welcome to the smila resort
19:00salish has spent all day building you a five star experience
19:05i would like to invite you to take the smila
19:10z river oh my god oh my god we're going in yes go slow yeah
19:15perfect ready oh my god
19:20oh my god are they going over that's actually cool
19:25oh
19:30Okay, no, but that was part of the plan your rating is going down here. We go
19:35There we go. This is gonna be so much
19:40Fun nice and relaxing we are going to give you an exclusive
19:45Experience today and you're going to rate it one through five
19:50Okay, okay. Hey, this is actually nice, but I wonder if it's gonna be nice for
19:55The vacation we're gonna go on next week, right that vacation next week. Well, let's just think about this one
20:00Right now and now let's party
20:05I'm actually liking it really
20:10Hoping for that five stars Salish work is so hard today. So did everybody on the team. Let's hope
20:15They can get off by themselves. I thought this was a five-star hotel
20:20Okay, I think I'm good our clothes are a little wet. Oh, yeah. Well, we have some
20:25Robes, but first here are your drinks. Everybody's take one. This is just very expensive
20:30Nice strawberry lemonade. Oh my god. This is really good. Oh, no, this is
20:35Really good. Yes. Well, I'm gonna give you the experience of your life follow me
20:40Oh my god
20:45Look at this
20:48Wow
20:50I've always wanted to do this
20:52Are we?
20:53What happened to my wife? Honey
20:55It's not every day. We're on vacation live life a little
20:57Oh my god. I've always wanted to do this
21:00My mom never loved me
21:01What's going on? Okay. Yep. I lost my wife
21:05Oh, this is good
21:08This looks super sweet
21:09Salish works so hard
21:10I'm really hoping they give it five stars and they agree to do a staycation here rather than on their vacation
21:15Next week
21:16Alright, and next destination come on over here
21:18Woo
21:19Okay, we're gonna go
21:20We're gonna bring the kids first
21:21Walk right on
21:22Up
21:23Daddy
21:24Oh
21:25Shoot
21:26I got this
21:27Ah
21:28You ruined the ride
21:29One star
21:30This is a one star
21:31This is a one star
21:32That was supposed to happen
21:33It's part of the thrill
21:34Is this a one star?
21:35Is it safe?
21:35It is very safe.
21:37Three, two, one, okay Milo, we're gonna go slow.
21:40Wheeee!
21:43Yay!
21:44It wasn't bad.
21:45Four stars.
21:46Wee!
21:47Wee!
21:50So far, I think they're having a great time.
21:52Open for five stars.
21:54Yum!
21:56Definitely five star chocolate.
21:57Are you guys ready to see the surprise?
21:59Oh my.
22:00My daughter said she had a surprise for Mila.
22:02She meant it.
22:04Whoa!
22:05Look, it's a pony!
22:06Whoa!
22:07Noah, did you see it?
22:08Look at it!
22:09While the kids play in the kid zone.
22:10Oh, may I escort you to the spa?
22:11Are there animals there?
22:12No!
22:13No already?
22:14Whoa!
22:15Whoa!
22:16Whoa!
22:17Five stars.
22:18Welcome to the Smila Spa.
22:20Oh, wow!
22:21Oh, wow!
22:22Who's real?
22:23Hey!
22:24That is Ike.
22:25You're a masseuse.
22:26He's really good.
22:27Listen up, pal!
22:29What's this?
22:30Whoo!
22:31I hope my dad doesn't mind.
22:32He said no makeup, but I might be breaking that.
22:35Cool.
22:36I want this!
22:37This is a Spiderman outfit!
22:38So, I need makeup.
22:40Beautiful.
22:41High heels and everything.
22:42We have all of these products.
22:43Here's some face spray.
22:44Oh!
22:45What?
22:46Is that supposed to be in the mouth?
22:47There.
22:48See?
22:49Doesn't it relax you?
22:50It's relaxing, right?
22:51It's relaxing.
22:50What?
22:51Nevermind.
22:52It's a five star hotel.
22:53Do you want me to do your makeup?
22:54Nope.
22:55It will be amazing.
22:56Every time I trust people, it goes wrong.
22:58And I know what I'm doing.
22:59I'm a professor.
23:00I think that's lipstick.
23:01I'm Spiderman!
23:02I'm Spiderman!
23:03I'm Spiderman!
23:04I'm Spiderman!
23:05My favorite is the makeup station.
23:08I hope I don't do this wrong.
23:10Oh, yeah.
23:11My dad's gonna kill me.
23:12It looks like the kids are enjoying themselves, but we still-
23:15Don't know if they'll give the resort five stars.
23:17I did a flip!
23:20Potion maybe?
23:21What is this?
23:22Oh my god.
23:23Okay.
23:24Rub it in.
23:25It's good for your skin.
23:26Smeela Spa!
23:25Five stars so far, right?
23:26Time for your massage.
23:27Hey, Ike.
23:28Hey!
23:29Hey!
23:30Oh!
23:31Oh!
23:32Oh!
23:33Oh!
23:34What kind of massage is it?
23:35Oh!
23:36Oh!
23:37Oh!
23:38Oh!
23:39Oh!
23:40Oh!
23:42Oh!
23:43Oh!
23:44Oh!
23:45Oh!
23:46Oh!
23:47Oh!
23:48Oh!
23:49Oh!
23:50I want a star!
23:50It doesn't seem like they love the spa experience, but hopefully Noah and Mila are enjoying the
23:54kids zone.
23:55Are you gonna find?
23:56Yeah!
23:57I want to see you at the kid's door!
23:59What?
24:00Alright, for the final part, who wants to go buy the uniform?
24:05I want to see you!
24:07You got it!
24:08If you do this, you're the bravest girl!
24:10It's okay!
24:11It's good to face fears!
24:12I'll stand right next to you and I'll make sure you're fine!
24:15You got it!
24:16Ready?
24:17Good job, Mimi!
24:18Go, Mimi!
24:19Yeah!
24:20Yay, Mimi!
24:21Yay!
24:22Yay!
24:23Isn't it fun?
24:25Mila, you faced your fear!
24:26I'm so proud of you!
24:27You're such a big girl!
24:28Five stars!
24:30Welcome to the Smeela smoothie bar!
24:32Whoa!
24:33Oh my god, I just realized it says Smeela!
24:35It's a resort!
24:36Did they see it?
24:37It's so nice, right?
24:38Oh wow, I'm sold!
24:39Five stars!
24:40I'm taking this home!
24:41You don't need to take them home because you'll be staying here!
24:43Staying here why?
24:44Never mind, we'll talk about that later!
24:45Would you like a Smeela smoothie special?
24:47You would?
24:48Great!
24:49Watch me cook!
24:50I learned that from Smeela!
24:51One!
24:52Two!
24:53Go!
24:54Whoa!
24:55Whoa!
24:56Wow, that was a fail!
24:57What is that?
24:58Oh, wow.
25:00It's good!
25:01Are you ready for some?
25:02Oh!
25:03Oh!
25:04Oh!
25:05You're ready to do this, right?
25:06Your rating just really went down!
25:07Don't worry about the presentation, taste it!
25:10Wow!
25:11I know!
25:12Five stars for this!
25:13I know!
25:14Five stars for this!
25:15Thank you!
25:16Let's go!
25:17Cheers, honey!
25:18You lived once!
25:19We're gonna do a dance, okay?
25:20One...
25:21Two...
25:20Two...
25:21Three...
25:22Four...
25:23Okay!
25:24Mila and Noah are smiling
25:25a ton, but Salish will have to impress them with the bedroom if they're going to rate
25:29it five stars.
25:30Welcome to your penthouse suite!
25:32Oh!
25:33My!
25:34God!
25:35What?!
25:36Uh-huh!
25:37Are those custom robes?
25:38Obviously!
25:39Or blankets?
25:40Oh!
25:41No way!
25:42Wow!
25:43Can I actually take the towels home?
25:45That's what we usually do at hotels, you steal the towels!
25:47You won't have to steal anything because you're staying!
25:49Why are we staying?
25:50Nevermind!
25:51Now is your room service!
25:54Alright!
25:55Now you guys all get to lie on the bed and order room service!
25:59I was so hungry!
26:00Me too!
26:01I was feeling like steak...
26:02I need some burgers!
26:03Alright!
26:04Perfect!
26:05You guys are gonna get ice cream!
26:05Ice what?!
26:06Ice cream!
26:07Yay!
26:08What?!
26:10Welcome to your very own rolled ice cream restaurant!
26:13Whoa!
26:14That's the one?
26:15The one on TikTok is sent to me!
26:16Yeah!
26:17Okay, what?
26:18Vanilla ice cream!
26:19Did she lick that?
26:20Is that how you're supposed to do it?
26:22I'm a pro at this!
26:23Are you sure about that?
26:24Certain!
26:25How are you liking your stay at the Smila resort?
26:28It was very good!
26:29Yeah!
26:30Actually, this is a really nice place!
26:32The robes are comfy!
26:33Honestly, if Jordan was going to...
26:35While not a part of it, I think...
26:36It would be awesome, right?
26:37Way better!
26:38That's what I told him!
26:39This is every time he got involved...
26:40It's so weird that we're having a vacation right before the vacation!
26:43I know, right?
26:44Yeah, yeah!
26:45I don't know why it's not rolling!
26:50Oh, wow!
26:51Okay, that looks good!
26:53That doesn't look like the Instagram!
26:55This isn't exactly rolling!
26:58Like, it's not going as planned!
27:00It's just coming out and you want more ice cream!
27:02But I guess we're done!
27:03Here's your five-star dessert!
27:05Wow!
27:06Wow!
27:09It's good, right?
27:10Oh my god!
27:12I'm liking it!
27:13Mmm!
27:16Dude, that's actually good!
27:18Thanks, Taylor!
27:19Of course, Taylor!
27:20I hope you like it!
27:21We're about to ask you to give it a one to five-star rating!
27:25I want you to realize why we invited you here today!
27:27Now, you know that we're going on a vacation next week!
27:29Yes!
27:30We're very much looking forward to!
27:31One of us has gymnastics and she can't leave!
27:35Oh!
27:36The resort that you chose is only a four-star resort!
27:39If this is a five-star resort!
27:40Then that means you would rather stay here and vacation with us here for the week so she
27:45we're going to have to go to gymnastics!
27:46Yeah, yeah, yeah!
27:47But you have to make a vote quick because in five minutes you're going to lose your
27:50and cancel the reservation!
27:51Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
27:52Oh my god!
27:53Oh, you booked a date!
27:54Do you want to cancel?
27:55Cancel the reservation!
27:56Stay with us at this resort for a week!
27:57Come on, come on!
27:58Give us five stars!
27:59And then cancel the resort!
28:00What?
28:01What do you think?
28:02This was a setup?
28:03We will still go on a vacation one day!
28:05Would you like to stay here at this five-star resort or would you like to go to another place?
28:10One minute!
28:11This was a shock!
28:12This is all a free resort!
28:13The other one is expensive!
28:14You got one minute!
28:15Bro, come on!
28:16Bro, come on!
28:17And now it's time for the big decision!
28:19Will they stay an hour?
28:20Five-star resort?
28:21Or go on the vacation without us?
28:23What are the stars for...
28:25The Smeela resort!
28:26If you had just told us that Salish has gymnastics, you wouldn't have done all of
28:30this for us!
28:31What?
28:32We would have just canceled it!
28:33What, you guys?
28:34I don't have to do all of this!
28:35Did you go to a vacation without you?
28:36We didn't have to do it!
28:37Wait, are you...
28:38Wait, give me the stars!
28:39Cancel!
28:40Cancel!
28:41Hurry!
28:42Hurry!
28:43Hurry!
28:44Hurry!
28:45Cancel!
28:46Hello?
28:47Can I book for myself?
28:49No!
28:50No!
28:51No!
28:52No!
28:53No!
28:54No!
28:55No!
28:56No!
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