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00:00These are 15 dads, but only one of them can be my dad's twin.
00:04I'm in France right now, and Salish wanted to film a video anyway,
00:07so I challenged her to find another dad who could be as good as me in a video.
00:11No way, doesn't exist. Impossible.
00:14Wait, Loki, you kind of look like my dad.
00:16If my dad's twin can beat my real dad at the end of the day,
00:20I'll get to change the channel name to whatever I want.
00:23So before the final challenge against my real dad,
00:25the dads will have to complete a series of extreme YouTube challenges
00:29starting with YouTube intro.
00:31If they can't do the intro like my dad, they're eliminated.
00:34How hard is it?
00:35Today, my daughter Salish tries to replace me, but she can't.
00:40Okay, number one.
00:41Today, my daughter Salish.
00:44No!
00:45Today, my daughter Salish.
00:46Today, my daughter Salish.
00:48Today, my daughter Salad.
00:50Not quite there.
00:52Yeah.
00:54Did you just call her Salad?
00:56Today, my daughter Salish is hiring me to be her YouTube dad.
01:03Wow, we've got the energy arts to go, okay.
01:06As the kids would say, he's DTMing.
01:08He didn't do too much.
01:09He's trying too hard.
01:10This guy's trying too hard.
01:11Number six.
01:12Oh, I know this one.
01:14Sandy, what?
01:16Okay, wait.
01:17Sandy, you know, we started the channel together.
01:19Good friend doesn't look anything like me.
01:22What's good, Sandy?
01:23What's up?
01:26Today, my daughter Salish tries to replace me with a better YouTube dad.
01:31What could possibly go wrong?
01:35Sandy, you can't be my dad.
01:36I mean, you're like my dad's bestie.
01:40Sandy nailed that more than anybody.
01:41He got eliminated.
01:42Today, my daughter Salish.
01:44Today, my daughter Salish.
01:46Today, my daughter Salish.
01:49Today, my wonderful, beautiful, marvelous daughter Salish.
01:52Gonna be, I'm gonna be her new YouTube dad.
01:54Is picking a YouTube dad.
01:56Gets to choose the perfect backup dad.
01:59We'll pick a new YouTube dad.
02:01You're really nice like my dad.
02:02You have the exact same hair as my dad.
02:04Colin, that sounded like my dad, right?
02:07Yeah.
02:08Didn't sound anything like me.
02:09We both had it too.
02:11All right, heck yeah.
02:12Yeah.
02:12Oh.
02:13Is this whole thing a prank on me?
02:14Like, these guys don't look anything like me.
02:16They don't act anything like me.
02:17She keeps hitting the green buzzer.
02:18What is up?
02:19My dad and I have fought over the name of the channel for years.
02:23Next myth, this is actually Salish's channel.
02:25Confirmed.
02:26Busted.
02:27Confirmed.
02:27If I pick the right twin and they be my dad at the end of the day, I can literally
02:31name
02:31the channel whatever I want.
02:33What would you name it though?
02:34I'm thinking something like Salish Madder, the goat of six seven.
02:38You know?
02:41I need to find someone who can sound like my dad, act like my dad, and somehow convince
02:46people he belongs on this channel.
02:48And right now, I'm feeling pretty confident.
02:50Today, my daughter Salish is going to realize that I am her father's long lost biological
02:57twin.
02:57Wait, low-key?
02:58You kind of look like my dad.
03:00We're not twinning, right?
03:03Low-key, let's go, low-key!
03:05Hey!
03:07All right.
03:08Oh, we've got the jeans tucked with the shirt.
03:10Today, my daughter Salish is going to find a dad who actually goes to the gym.
03:17Okay, okay, you, okay, okay.
03:19You think that, what, you want, you want some of this?
03:22You know, I can't diss my dad like that.
03:24Like, I love my dad, you know?
03:26He goes to the gym every day.
03:28Hit the red button, say.
03:30But I feel like you could beat him in a challenge, so I'm going to hit the ground.
03:33Yes!
03:34No!
03:35Oh!
03:36Oh, oh, oh, oh, we're jumping.
03:39Oh, okay.
03:39Got the energy and the cringe factor, you know?
03:43Wait, is she calling me cringe?
03:44No.
03:44Today, my daughter Salish finds the perfect YouTube dad and travels back in time.
03:51Well, I mean, you're a lot younger, like, than my dad.
03:54Like, maybe a hundred years younger, so.
03:56Whoa, okay, no, not a hundred years.
03:59All right, next one up.
04:01Today, my daughter Salish finally listens to me.
04:05Is that a wig?
04:07Please hit the green button.
04:08Whoa, you have the same energy as my dad.
04:11Please?
04:11Wait, okay.
04:13Wait, that was actually kind of good.
04:16If I could find one dad who can do the intro, survive the challenges, and fool the judges,
04:21I might actually get to rename this channel.
04:23Final one.
04:24Today, my daughter Salish picks from 150 people to find a replacement for me.
04:30Okay.
04:30The first challenge showed me who can act like my dad, but the next challenge is going to
04:35show me who can actually survive being them.
04:38Next challenge is YouTube consequences.
04:41My dad always gets pranks, so if you want to be his twin, you have to be okay with getting
04:45consequences.
04:46So, who's up first?
04:47I got this one.
04:48Oh, 13.
04:49Here's a list of all of the consequences my dad has gotten in our YouTube videos.
04:53Let's pick one.
04:55Hold on one second.
04:56What is it?
04:57You'll see.
04:57Oh, no.
05:00I've slimed my dad a million times, but this time we're using purple gooey gooey slime.
05:05Are you ready?
05:06You might want to put those goggles on.
05:08I've been slimed a million times.
05:09I've never once worn goggles.
05:11Three, two, one.
05:23I need to pick the perfect twin of my dad because I need to change the channel name.
05:28Like, I've been wanting to do this for literally years.
05:31Okay, next consequence is, oh, spicy food challenge.
05:36Not the spicy food challenge.
05:38Spicy consequences are my least favorite of all the ones we do.
05:45Except for heights.
05:46Heights terrify me.
05:47Okay, we have a jalapeno pepper and halwan sauce.
05:50We're going to pour this onto this.
05:52You take one bite, you pass.
05:55Okay, this is actually fun.
05:57I like to see guys have to go through what I go through.
05:59Watch this.
06:02Oh, actually, oh.
06:08Did you swallow it?
06:12Oh, you pass.
06:13Yeah.
06:15Okay, next consequence for number four.
06:18Oh, this one's a good one.
06:19All right, let's do it.
06:20What is it?
06:20This is amazing.
06:21All right, bring in the cage.
06:23Wait, what's in the cage?
06:24You'll see.
06:24It's making noise.
06:26No, I should have done the pepper.
06:28Yeah.
06:28All the pepper.
06:29I don't want the cage.
06:30Yeah, it's super true.
06:31We've worked with animals so many times.
06:32My dad's done this a million times.
06:35Oh, my.
06:35What animal is in there?
06:36Oh, Salish.
06:37I'm not cool with animals.
06:38I like animals, but whatever's in there, it's freaking me out.
06:42I'm out of here.
06:43He's just quitting?
06:44I would never put an animal like this in a cage.
06:47And my dad knows that.
06:49Okay, it could have been anything.
06:51I understand his terror, but if you're going to be me, you've got to stick it out anyway.
06:55Number 15 consequence is...
06:58Oh, it's another cool one.
07:00Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
07:01Did you hear that?
07:01Yeah.
07:02You can quit right now.
07:03My dad wouldn't quit, but...
07:04No, no, no, I'm not going to quit.
07:05Are you sure?
07:05Yep.
07:06I mean, this is really cool.
07:07If he can do it, I can do it.
07:09Three, two, one.
07:14Woo!
07:16Oh, my God, that's cool.
07:17Okay.
07:18I feel like that wasn't cool.
07:22That wasn't even that bad.
07:23Try having ice dumped on you from two stories off a treehouse, falling into the mud.
07:28Number 14's consequence is...
07:30Oh, guess the drink.
07:32My dad just did this, okay?
07:34Well, this is important you get this, because my dad literally just did this challenge, and
07:37he guessed all of the things.
07:39Oh, orange juice.
07:43Gatorade.
07:43Yes.
07:44Three, two, one.
07:47Oh.
07:51Is that pickle juice?
07:52Yeah!
07:54You got it!
07:56Oh, no, no, no.
07:57That's okay.
07:58Anyone want pickles?
07:59Me, me.
08:00Oh, Rowan.
08:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:04Really?
08:05Right now, low cam leaning towards 14, because he has the same energy as my dad.
08:09He's, like, literally the same height.
08:11He's a little younger, but pretty much similar hair, and he just gets that last challenge,
08:16so we'll see if he can do the rest of the challenges.
08:18Pretty much similar hair when he wears a wig, Salish.
08:21Otherwise, he's completely bald.
08:23Now, number 11, what's your consequence?
08:25Oh, this is going to be fun.
08:27It's a powder cannon.
08:29Wait, wait, wait a minute.
08:30You might want to gear up.
08:31It comes at you kind of fast.
08:32My dad has probably done this a hundred times.
08:35Like, he's done it in the treehouse.
08:36Ow!
08:39He's done it out of the park.
08:42I've been powder cannon everywhere.
08:44All right, are you ready?
08:45Put the goggles on.
08:46Okay?
08:46I would never wear goggles for a powder cannon.
08:49What?
08:50No, stop, stop, stop!
08:51Never.
08:52No more.
08:53Are you ready?
08:54No, I can't do this.
08:55I quit!
08:56Wait, you're not doing it?
08:58I quit!
08:59You owe me goggles now.
09:00He just quit?
09:01It's not that bad.
09:03Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
09:04No, no, no, no!
09:05No, no, no, no, no!
09:07I'm Jordan's long-lost twin.
09:08I'm the perfect person to replace him.
09:10I mean, who's better?
09:10Look at my hairline.
09:11I mean, come on.
09:12Need I say more?
09:13Oh, my...
09:14Is this whole video just about rage-baiting me?
09:16Okay, number nine's consequence.
09:18Let's see.
09:19Oh, okay.
09:20Mystery smoothie.
09:21I'm very, very particular in what I eat.
09:23Okay.
09:24What's in it?
09:24This is what I'm putting in the mystery smoothie.
09:26I'm starting with orange juice.
09:28Then I'm adding Oreos, Gushers, Cheez-Its, and veggie straws.
09:32Okay, you just have to take one sip of it, and then you pass.
09:35Oh, yeah.
09:36It's really good.
09:37God!
09:38Go ahead, you got it.
09:38My dad does this stuff all the time.
09:40He does stuff with way grosser things.
09:42He is behaving exactly how I would be.
09:44You do it, but you don't want to do it.
09:55Oh.
09:56Oh.
09:57It's really good.
09:58Wait, are you joking?
09:59Oh, you're taking it.
10:00I'm taking it.
10:01Actually, yeah.
10:02That guy's actually kind of like me.
10:04Except the hairline.
10:05I don't want to let that go.
10:06We don't have the same hairline.
10:07I'm future Jordan.
10:08All right.
10:09Number 12's consequence is...
10:11Wait, this is perfect.
10:12I literally just did this on my dad a couple weeks ago.
10:15It's pink hair dye.
10:16Do I get a hat?
10:17No.
10:17How much are we going with the twin thing?
10:19He looks literally nothing like me.
10:21Wow, it's metallic thing.
10:23Well, now at least you can see if you look good with pink hair.
10:25This was rough.
10:26Fortunately, the car wash washed it all out.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:29What?
10:30Okay.
10:31All right.
10:32Do I move on?
10:33Yeah.
10:34I think you're good.
10:35I'm going to go wash it out.
10:36I didn't mention it's an all-day thing.
10:37No, it comes out.
10:38You have to have it in all day.
10:39This doesn't win it?
10:41No.
10:41I'm out.
10:42Wait.
10:42I'm out.
10:43You're leaving just like that?
10:44Yes.
10:45Wait.
10:46He gets his hair dyed and then quits?
10:49You already won the round.
10:50Your dad got to wash his out.
10:52But I need you to be better than my dad.
10:54Good luck with that.
10:55You know what he's saying?
10:55He's saying you can't be better than me because I am the best.
10:58Why I'm better than Jordan?
10:59I'm the fit Jordan.
11:00I'm the action Jordan.
11:01Yeah, this guy keeps pushing my buttons when it comes to working out.
11:04I'm telling you what, buddy.
11:05You want to do a push-up contest right here?
11:06Oh, right.
11:06We're like, yeah.
11:07Not in the same room.
11:08Okay, number 10.
11:09The final consequence of this challenge.
11:11Let's see.
11:12A pie in the face.
11:13That's not even bad.
11:15I did this.
11:15It's not fun.
11:16And it takes a long time to get cleaned up.
11:22Are you ready?
11:23Has your dad done this before?
11:25Yeah.
11:25Give it to me as much as you can.
11:26The team's going to come in.
11:27Come on.
11:28I just went through that a few weeks ago.
11:30Let's see how we react.
11:31Three, two, one.
11:36Hey!
11:37Let's go.
11:38Come on, guys.
11:39Let's go.
11:41Did I make it, at least?
11:42Yep, you passed.
11:44Yes!
11:45Jordan, here I come for you.
11:47I'm not sure about him.
11:48Jordan's got nothing on me.
11:49Look at me.
11:50I'm big energy.
11:51I go all day, every day.
11:53I gotta say, this guy's the most like me is my guest because he's got good energy and
11:57he kind of looks like me.
11:58Okay, number two.
11:59Your consequence is 100 t-shirt challenge.
12:03Whoa!
12:04You gotta put all of these on.
12:05All right, let's do this.
12:07Your dad can do it.
12:08I can do it.
12:08I mean, my dad has done this and he's going all 100, so you have to get all 100, too.
12:12I did it.
12:13It was sweaty.
12:14It was unpleasant.
12:15Gotta get through it.
12:16Let's go!
12:18Come on!
12:19Hold on.
12:20I'm realizing how many different consequences I've had to do.
12:23You know all the time, Salish has had to do a consequence.
12:28Exactly.
12:28Like, never.
12:29Okay.
12:29Where are you going?
12:30This took my dad a long time, so it's probably going to take him a long time, too.
12:33Let's get something to eat.
12:35Think you're better than me, Jordan?
12:37Let me show you.
12:41Salish, I did it!
12:42Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
12:43You missed two.
12:44You got two more, okay?
12:45For you, anything.
12:47Okay, here you go.
12:48This is the last one.
12:50Okay!
12:51You did it!
12:52Good job!
12:53So, did I make it?
12:54Yeah, you made it!
12:55That's fine!
12:56I'm coming for you, Jordan!
12:57Yeah, you can be talking smack all you want, but what are you so cocky about?
13:00Okay, guys, the next challenge is a hidden camera challenge.
13:03The dads don't know about it, so I need help from Jolie.
13:06Come on.
13:07Okay, hi, how are you?
13:08Okay.
13:09Okay, all the dads are in the green room.
13:11I can watch it from this monitor.
13:13Jolie is going to walk into the green room, pretend to trip, and spill all the chips.
13:18Anyone who doesn't help her out is definitely not his twin.
13:21My dad's not easy to see it, okay?
13:23So, how are you going to trip?
13:24Okay, I'm going to trip over my own two feet.
13:26Okay, I'm going to get a little pee in there.
13:27You got it, Jolie.
13:28Go, go, go, go.
13:29So, Salish is saying I'm nice and thoughtful.
13:31If somebody fell carrying chips, I would obviously get up and help them collect the chips,
13:34so I'm assuming all these dudes will do that, too.
13:37Hi!
13:38Hello, hello.
13:38Did you guys want some chips?
13:41I'm good.
13:46Oh, my God!
13:48Oh, sorry.
13:49That was an awful fall.
13:50Let me help you a bit, huh?
13:52Oh, thank you.
13:52Four of them are helping.
13:54Number seven, number 13, and number 15 are sitting.
13:58You all right?
13:59You sure?
13:59Yeah, I'm fine.
14:00Okay.
14:01Okay, number seven, number 13, and number 15 just sat there.
14:05No, 15 came over and helped me.
14:07Oh, he helped you?
14:08What'd he do?
14:09He asked me if I was okay.
14:10You okay?
14:11Okay, the only people I saw that didn't help you were number seven and 13, so I guess they're
14:17getting cut.
14:17They're cut.
14:18Well, I've never, like, fallen in front of your dad, but I feel like if I did, he would
14:21help me.
14:22Yeah.
14:23Yeah, I've fallen in front of him.
14:24He's helped me.
14:25You're so clumsy, Salish.
14:26I'm not clumsy.
14:27I haven't fallen in so long.
14:29That's not true.
14:30That's not true.
14:31The most recent video you filmed on the stairs.
14:39Oh, yeah, I remember that.
14:41Just wait until you see what challenge the dads have to do at the end of the video.
14:45Bro, I don't know how to go.
14:46I know.
14:48Okay, hi, guys.
14:49Oh, hey.
14:50So, remember when she fell?
14:52Yes.
14:53Yes.
14:53So, it was actually part of the plan.
14:55I told her to do that just to see who was generous and who would help her pick up because
15:00my dad is a very kind, generous person, so I just wanted to see who would help pick
15:03up the chips.
15:05And pretty much everyone helped, except for 13 and 7.
15:11So, 7 and 13, you guys are eliminated.
15:14Jordan would never leave me hanging like that, so bye.
15:18If my dad's twin beats my dad at the end of the video, I feel like I'm going to change
15:22the channel name to something like Salish Matter the goat is like low-key cool, but then
15:28we could do something more simple just like Salish.
15:31I'm in all the videos, you know?
15:32Next challenge, all five of you dads are trapped in this box.
15:36Whoa, come on.
15:38What box?
15:38Guys, guys, guys.
15:39But first, we're going to get into your colors.
15:42Wow.
15:43Okay, the color of your shirts is the color of the balloons that you'll need to pop.
15:48This is harder than what I had to do.
15:51My ears, I can't even hear anything.
15:53Last person to pop all of their colored balloons is eliminated.
15:57Here goes nothing.
15:58Good thing I'm not afraid of heights.
16:01I love pressure.
16:03Okay, start popping in three, two, one.
16:10Oh my gosh.
16:11Look at that.
16:15I trapped my dad in the elevator one time and he had to pull up like balloons.
16:19This is way crazy.
16:25Wait, guys, I feel bad for him.
16:27He hasn't going to hit me.
16:29Guys, I'm so excited to show you this.
16:31You might be wondering why the box is painting purple.
16:34It's because Sincereo is launching a brand new toner.
16:37Woo!
16:37Let's go!
16:39This toner hijacks your skin and more importantly, it removes all the excess dirt and oil from your face that
16:45cause breakouts.
16:46So it's so good.
16:48This might be a close one.
16:50Orange is doing pretty well and so is pink.
16:52I'm not seeing today orange or pink blue, but I'm seeing a lot of green and blue.
16:55Guys, I really want blue to win.
16:57Pink is locked in.
16:59Come on, blue.
17:00You can do it.
17:01Pink is at one more.
17:02One more.
17:03This is it.
17:04Oh, oh, you guys.
17:05Okay.
17:06Pink finished first.
17:07Yellow is low-key almost done.
17:09I want to see your real dad do that.
17:10Oh, okay.
17:11Well, that's kind of exactly what my real dad would say.
17:14A lot of these guys are super confident and I like that quality, but that doesn't mean they would be.
17:19Guys, blue is almost done.
17:21Oh, my God.
17:23Let's go blue.
17:24Guys, orange is almost done.
17:26Orange is literally almost done.
17:28Orange has one more.
17:29Blue finish.
17:30Let's go blue.
17:32Last one, baby.
17:33Last one.
17:34Yeah.
17:35Good job.
17:36Let's go blue.
17:37Woo.
17:38Oh, my God.
17:39One of these two dads is about to get eliminated.
17:41Come on.
17:41Let's go.
17:42Let's go.
17:43Come on.
17:44Only two more.
17:44You got it.
17:45Go, go, go.
17:48Oh, my gosh.
17:49Losing by one balloon is a bummer.
17:51Number 15, you're eliminated.
17:54Number 14 has been doing really well in the challenges.
17:56He looks like my dad and, most importantly, he acts like my dad.
18:01They could low-key maybe be twins.
18:03Couldn't be twins today because he's wearing a wig.
18:05And if he wasn't wearing a wig, he looked nothing like me.
18:07Did I mention that it's the hottest day on record ever in France?
18:10Like, it's also the hottest place on the planet right now.
18:12Just wanted to put aside, it's hot here.
18:14And even though I'm not actually getting a new dad this video, maybe my dad will make
18:18a new friend.
18:19Yeah, I see it.
18:20Some of them do act like me.
18:21Okay, there's four dads left.
18:23And for the next challenge, I need a special guest.
18:26Okay, this is Marco.
18:28He's from Beverly Halls.
18:29He's a YouTube dad and he's a real boxer.
18:32Marco.
18:33You have to fight this guy?
18:34Yeah.
18:35Like, I can't do that.
18:38Oh, I had to do this before.
18:39He hits hard.
18:40Oh, no, we're good.
18:41Marco had to keep my dad away from me in a chase video.
18:44So now you guys have to keep him away from me right now.
18:48Okay, who's up first?
18:51Two?
18:52Of these four guys, whoever protects her for the least amount of time loses.
18:56What the heck is this?
18:57I mean, this guy's going to kick my butt.
18:58I don't think Jordan was ever fighting a boxer.
19:01I'm sorry, excuse me.
19:02I fought a real boxer on the channel.
19:05Fight!
19:05Oh, God.
19:08See that?
19:09Okay, number two.
19:10Are you ready?
19:11Don't worry.
19:12I got you, Salish.
19:12Marco's going to be trying to knock the pizza box off my hand, and whenever he does, the
19:17timer stops.
19:18Three, two, one, go.
19:20Oh, yo.
19:22That's the guy.
19:24I got you.
19:25I got you, Salish.
19:26No, get me away.
19:26I got you.
19:27What are you doing?
19:29You got to go after the guy.
19:31Like, he's coming.
19:31You're just stepping back.
19:32That's your daughter.
19:33This guy should get eliminated.
19:34I'm sorry, Salish.
19:35I tried.
19:36I really did.
19:37It's okay.
19:38If I was in that position, no one's getting by me.
19:41Dad, number 14.
19:42Are you ready?
19:42I'm ready.
19:43All right.
19:44Three, two, one, go.
19:56Dad, number 14.
19:57What are you doing?
19:58I failed you.
19:59I'm sorry.
20:00All right, number nine.
20:00Are you ready?
20:01I am ready.
20:02I'm going right for him.
20:03Oh, okay.
20:04Three, two, one.
20:06Oh, oh, oh, oh.
20:08That's right.
20:09He went after him, so he built some space between Marco and Salish.
20:12Go, number nine.
20:13Oh, oh, oh.
20:16Go, number nine.
20:17Go, number nine.
20:18Oh, no.
20:19Oh.
20:21Seems like a nice guy.
20:22I didn't think he had it in him, but he was very aggressive in protecting Salish.
20:26Oh, dude.
20:27It's so hard being Jordan.
20:28I don't know how he does it every week.
20:30This was tough.
20:30Yeah, you're right.
20:31I do it every week.
20:32These guys do it once.
20:33Okay, number 10.
20:34Are you ready?
20:35I'm ready.
20:36I don't need this head here.
20:38Oh.
20:38That's how ready I am.
20:39Oh, that's what my dad would say.
20:41Okay, okay.
20:41I like this guy.
20:42I like him.
20:43Three, two, one.
20:46No, number 10.
20:47Stay with me.
20:48Come on, number 10.
20:49Let's go.
20:50Yeah, yeah.
20:51Stay with me, number 10.
20:53Number 10.
20:54No, number 10.
20:55This way.
20:56This way.
20:56No, no.
20:58How does Jordan's back hold up?
21:00My lower back?
21:01Oh, man.
21:02He's got lower back issues.
21:03I've got lower back issues.
21:04Kind of twinning with me right now.
21:06Guys, number 10 was low-key.
21:07Kind of locked in.
21:08That's kind of what my dad would do.
21:09And number 14, honestly cooked.
21:12So I kind of feel like number 10 and 14 could be my dad's twin.
21:16There's four dads left.
21:18Number nine, I don't really see the resemblance.
21:20Two, 10, and 14 all have the similar mannerisms, similar height,
21:24and I could see any of them being a pretty good twin.
21:27You guys did a great job, but I just checked the time,
21:30and the dad that lost the quickest was number two.
21:38Me?
21:39Yeah.
21:40Yeah, right.
21:40Hey, I'd like to see you try to fight a professional boxer, Jordan.
21:44Two.
21:45Wait, really?
21:46He kind of had so much energy like me,
21:48but you lose a challenge, you lose a challenge.
21:50That's the way YouTube works.
21:51I really need to figure out who is the best replacement for my dad,
21:54and I have just the perfect challenge for that.
21:56Hi, Salish.
21:57Hey.
21:58You want to go on a date with me?
22:00But before that, my fake dad can't be afraid of anything,
22:04and to test their energy and their courage.
22:07Your next challenge is embarrassment.
22:09My dad embarrasses himself all the time,
22:11so if you can't be embarrassed, then you can't be my dad's twin.
22:15If you want a twin with me, you've got to do embarrassing stuff in public.
22:18We can make an entire video that's just clips of all my embarrassing moments.
22:21Number nine is about to go, and his embarrassing dare is he's about to yell.
22:24Six, seven in this mall, like right in the middle, look.
22:28Oh, my gosh, but my dad does embarrassing stuff like this all the time.
22:31This is gate six, seven.
22:32Gate six, seven.
22:34If he can't do it, he's not my dad's twin.
22:36He's going, he's going.
22:37He's right there, he's right there.
22:38Oh, gosh.
22:39Six, seven, six, seven, six, seven, six, seven.
22:44He's such a cutie.
22:45I know.
22:46He was like, what does six, seven mean?
22:47Six, seven, come on, join in.
22:50I feel bad.
22:51This is so embarrassing.
22:53It's embarrassing, but he's just not going for it.
22:55He's not being as loud as my dad would.
22:57My dad would be like, six, seven!
22:59Number nine, excuse me, you're good.
23:02Good.
23:03You're good.
23:05He's so cute.
23:06Oh, my gosh, I love number nine.
23:09He had to be five times louder.
23:10He's so cute.
23:11He's so sweet.
23:12Next up is number 10, and he has to sing in public.
23:15Oh, he's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
23:16That's him.
23:17Okay, his jeans are super tight, and the t-shirt is tucked in, neither of which I do.
23:20You guys want to sing happy birthday to my daughter?
23:23Happy birthday to you.
23:26Happy birthday, Salish.
23:29Wait, no, he's doing what I did.
23:31Happy birthday, my little girl, Salish, standing right up there.
23:35He's turning it around on her and making her the embarrassed one.
23:38Oh, my dad did this to me years ago.
23:40You guys know, you guys know Salish?
23:42Happy birthday to you.
23:45This is good.
23:45He needs to move on.
23:46Say, come on.
23:47I'm not going.
23:48Happy birthday.
23:50Happy birthday.
24:10She's so shy.
24:10And he has to wear a tutu.
24:12My dad has done this before.
24:14Oh, my gosh.
24:15Oh, my gosh.
24:15He's coming out.
24:16Wait, he looks just like your dad in the video.
24:19Oh, my gosh.
24:20Oh, my gosh.
24:20Oh, my gosh.
24:20Colin, Colin.
24:21Oh, my gosh.
24:22Okay, the sass is on point.
24:24He's like, okay.
24:28Oh, boy.
24:29He gives to me.
24:30My dad would do that.
24:32Oh, he's bowing.
24:34Oh, he's dancing.
24:37Does this not remind you exactly of my dad?
24:43Okay, maybe I look the same.
24:45He's kind of killing it.
24:46I don't know.
24:47No embarrassment.
24:52He's actually like my dad's twin.
24:54Number 14, make one big leap.
25:06Okay, you're good.
25:07Woo!
25:09That was great.
25:10That was so good.
25:11Loki, I feel like I have my answer.
25:13Who is it?
25:13Come on, let's go.
25:14All right, good job.
25:15You all did your dares.
25:17Now I just have to eliminate one, but hold on.
25:20You look a lot more like my dad now.
25:23Oh, okay.
25:25Bald joke.
25:2514, you killed it in that tutu.
25:28You looked exactly like him.
25:30So, it's between nine and ten.
25:34I think that I'm going to have to eliminate
25:41number nine.
25:42Just because my dad has a lot of energy
25:45and I don't think you had enough energy.
25:47Super nice guy.
25:48I hate to see him go, but the truth is
25:49I would have been screaming 6'7",
25:51and he whispered it.
25:52Yeah, you're right.
25:52He's a little crazy than I am.
25:54Yeah, he is a little crazy.
25:55Thanks, everybody.
25:57Bye.
25:57Bye.
25:58Are you ready for the final challenge?
26:00I'm ready.
26:01I am ready.
26:02My dad would kind of act like both of them.
26:04Okay, guys.
26:05Are you ready?
26:06Guys, guys, guys, guys.
26:07That's good.
26:08These two guys are kind of acting like me,
26:09I got to admit.
26:10Whoever wins this determines who faces off my dad.
26:13I don't know.
26:13Either of them could possibly beat me.
26:15I still think I have the advantage.
26:16Okay, behind this door is a boy that wants to ask me out.
26:19I know how my dad would react.
26:20The test is to see how both of you guys would react.
26:23Whoever acts less like my dad will be eliminated.
26:2610, you're going first.
26:28Let's go, 14.
26:29I'm going to make sure this is the right boy for Salish.
26:37What's your name?
26:38My name's Carter.
26:39Carter.
26:39Were you taking my daughter?
26:42I'm taking her to the beach.
26:44Low-key beach dates are so basic, bro.
26:47Poor dude, he wasn't taking her anywhere.
26:49He's an actor, right?
26:50This isn't like a real thing because I'm like really far away.
26:53He's an actor.
26:53I've never met him before.
26:55Obviously, this isn't a real thing.
26:56This is your go-to, your outfit, hoodie and jeans.
26:59Go-to is exactly how I would say it.
27:01No suit.
27:03I brought her flowers.
27:06This guy's funny, though.
27:07My dad doesn't care what every other guy I'm talking to or going on a date is wearing.
27:13Yeah, I wouldn't care about any of this stuff.
27:14Where do you live?
27:15Um, the beach.
27:19His look is so intense.
27:21My dad is a lot more chill now.
27:22What sports do you play?
27:23I surf, snowboard.
27:25Snowboarding would be perfect because they could do it together.
27:27That's a fun day.
27:28If this was my real dad, he would like to be snowboarded because I snowboarded.
27:32You know what?
27:33Salish is busy tonight.
27:34Wait, no, I'm not busy.
27:36Start over, come back in a suit.
27:40All right.
27:41Okay, my dad would never do that.
27:44Now it's on scene number 14.
27:45I mean, Salish is 16.
27:47I think I know how her real dad would react in this situation.
27:51Flowers for me, you shouldn't have.
27:53Oh, no, these are for Salish.
27:54Those are nice.
27:55How are you doing?
27:56I'm the real Jordan.
27:57What's your name?
27:57Good, my name's Carter.
27:58Carter, nice to meet you.
27:59Nice to meet you, too.
27:59Guys, he's like my dad.
28:01Yeah, that was good.
28:02Smelling the flowers.
28:03Funny, charming guy.
28:04What are you into?
28:05Um, I like to surf, snowboard.
28:07All right.
28:08Hang 10?
28:08Wait, he's so chill.
28:10He's so cool.
28:11What about you?
28:12I like photography, hanging out with my daughter, not when she's driving.
28:16Sounds like my dad.
28:17Yeah, just being a great dad.
28:19What are you up to?
28:20Um, I'm actually about to ask Salish on a date.
28:23Ultimately, it's not my decision, it's hers.
28:25All right.
28:25Salish.
28:28Oh, am I supposed to go?
28:30Got a visitor.
28:31Oh, hi.
28:32Hi, Salish.
28:33You want to go on a date with me?
28:35Uh, wait.
28:38This isn't a part of the challenge.
28:39This challenge is for the dads.
28:41Wait.
28:42Thank you, Carter.
28:43Thank you, Carter.
28:44Four years ago, I might have been more like number 10, but now, the current Jordan, totally
28:49like number 14.
28:50I saw how both of you reacted, and I now know who I want to eliminate.
29:01Number 10, I'm going to have to eliminate you.
29:05My dad is a little bit more chill now.
29:08He might have reacted like that a couple years ago, but now he's more like number 14.
29:13Salish and I say the same thing.
29:15Aw, I miss my family.
29:16I wasn't nice enough?
29:18No.
29:19I'm sorry to see him go, because I thought he was super good, but 14 is the most like me.
29:24Yeah, even this thing?
29:25Yeah, I would do that thing.
29:26Like, see ya.
29:27Did this guy like watch all our videos and study me or something?
29:30It's kind of freaking me out a little bit.
29:31He might actually put up a bit of a fight for this final challenge.
29:33That means number 14, you are officially my dad's twin, and now it's time for you to
29:39face off with my real dad.
29:41Let's do it.
29:41Let's go.
29:42I like number 14, but can he beat me in a head-to-head competition?
29:47How are we going to go head-to-head, you might wonder, because I am all the way in France
29:51and they're in L.A.?
29:52Very simple.
29:52These are three strangers who have never seen any of our videos.
29:56Guys, do you even know what my name is?
29:58They're about to watch two videos of me driving with my dad.
30:02One is with my real dad, and one is with my dad's twin.
30:05And they're going to say, which one of us seems more like her dad?
30:09And if they get it wrong, I get to change the name of the YouTube channel, and I can't
30:13wait.
30:13I have so many good ideas.
30:15Okay, this is actually kind of stressful, because number 14 is very charming.
30:19He's funny.
30:19He's good on camera.
30:20I can see three strangers thinking that maybe he's her actual dad.
30:25Okay, guys, you can start the first video.
30:27All right, say, just be careful.
30:29No, bro, dad's...
30:30She called him bro a lot?
30:31Yeah.
30:32Yeah, you saw that, man.
30:33She calls me bro all the time.
30:34Like, you have a teen girl, you're a dad, you've been called bro.
30:36I don't even call him dad at this point.
30:38I call him bro.
30:39Right, apply the...
30:40Bro?
30:41I'm not your bro, I'm your dad!
30:42But if she uses bro with her real dad, he just maybe showed us, because he goes, I'm
30:49not your bro.
30:49Bro, I know what he does!
30:50All right, all right, if you're going to be turning, turn signal!
30:53My dad has never called me bro, even when I gave her driving lessons.
30:56Apply the turn signal, very slowly, very slowly, watch out for the truck.
31:00All right, just take a breath.
31:02He feels more like a dad to me.
31:04Oh, no, they're actually buying it.
31:05They actually think he might be her dad.
31:07Bro, I don't know how to go.
31:08I know!
31:09Okay, wow!
31:10Okay, wait a minute, hold on, I need a minute.
31:13This is like, literally, like, I'm watching me, but it's not me.
31:16I'll break.
31:17Very easy.
31:17Now, turn signal and an easy left turn.
31:20Yes!
31:21You did it!
31:22That's cool!
31:22Congratulations!
31:23He was good.
31:24I'm her dad, and I couldn't really tell if I was a stranger if that was her dad.
31:28That was a very good performance.
31:30I gotta give it to him.
31:31This guy is my twin.
31:32He might actually be able to fool the judges, but will he seem like more of a dad to Salish
31:36than I do?
31:37That's the question.
31:38So, let's play the next clip.
31:39And remember, you have to figure out which one is my real dad.
31:43Wait, wait, wait, wait.
31:44Do not park out here.
31:45Do not park out here.
31:46Wow, what a difference in dad.
31:47He feels like he's acting a little bit.
31:49Yeah.
31:49Yeah.
31:50If we park there, we have to sprint there.
31:52If you park here, let's see the car.
31:53Please just trust me.
31:53Hard to tell.
31:54I mean, it's a young daughter who doesn't seem to listen to either one.
31:56Maybe a little bit more here, which could lend argument to that really was her dad than the other
32:00one, because sometimes, I mean, you listen to a stranger more than you listen to your parents.
32:04Yeah, that is true.
32:07Actually, stop.
32:08I'm not going to hit.
32:09I promise.
32:09How do you know?
32:10How do you know?
32:11They look more alike.
32:12I thought the same thing.
32:13Yes.
32:14Yes.
32:14She looks more like me than him.
32:16Is that what this is?
32:16Right?
32:16Yes.
32:17We look more like.
32:18Oh, my God.
32:21All right.
32:21We're going to go.
32:22Salish, this is the worst parking job.
32:23Hey, guys.
32:24You watched the second video.
32:25What are you thinking?
32:26I kind of agree.
32:27He looks a little bit like her.
32:28He looks more like her.
32:29He looks a lot more like her.
32:30And he acts more like a nervous dad around her.
32:32He seemed a little bit more comfortable with her.
32:35Yeah, I agree with that.
32:36I think he looks more like her in number two.
32:40I agree.
32:40Call the first one bro.
32:42But the second one, she didn't call him bro.
32:44I don't think you would call your dad bro.
32:48I think the second one we watched just might be her uncle, because she's a lot more easy
32:53with him.
32:54And you're a little harder on your dad than you are with your uncle.
32:57This is like the most important part of a video.
32:59Do you think number one or number two is my dad?
33:10That's dad.
33:12We've come to an agreement, and we believe that number two is please.
33:20You're a real dad.
33:23Bro!
33:24Let's go!
33:25Let's go!
33:27Ah!
33:28He made my channel!
33:29So were we right?
33:30You were right.
33:31And I do call my dad bro.
33:33I call him bro all the time.
33:35More than I call him dad.
33:36You were right.
33:37You were right.
33:38You were right.
33:40Yeah.
33:40I know you guys are going to comment that the name of the challenge should be Salish Matter.
33:43It doesn't matter to me, because guess what?
33:45I just won the challenge, and it stays Jordan Matter.
33:48Peace out.
33:49Team Jordan!
33:49This is so annoying.
33:51We did all of this for nothing.
33:53I mean, not for nothing.
33:54Like, we kind of learned that you have a really strong clit and action with your dad.
33:57Colin!
33:57This is another way though!
33:59He's trying to be positive, bro.
34:01He's trying to be positive, bro.
34:03He's trying to be positive, bro.
34:04He's trying to be positive, bro.
34:06So are we going on a date or not?
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