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00:00This is my dad's credit card, and I can buy everything in the mall until he catches me.
00:05But what Sanders doesn't know is I'll be disguised as an old man, and she'll never see me coming.
00:09How do I look?
00:10He looks insane.
00:11And I'll have to find her as soon as possible.
00:14Oh my God, where is she?
00:15Because she's going to spend all my money.
00:17I've never spent that much money at a store.
00:19$1,448.
00:21Uh-oh, uh-oh.
00:22He sees us. Say he sees us.
00:23Get away.
00:24Say he sees us.
00:24Oh my God, she's there. I see her.
00:28I don't really know what to do.
00:29Wait, he's right there. He's right there.
00:30I see, I see, I see, I see.
00:31I have to win this or I'll be broke by the end of the day.
00:34Both my dad and I turned off our locations, so the only way that he can be able to find
00:39me is when I make a purchase on the credit card.
00:41I've got to work on my walk.
00:42My old man disguise means that Salish won't recognize me, but I have to walk really slow so I don't
00:48reveal myself.
00:49All right, let's go find Salish.
00:50Show me the list of stores you're trying to hit.
00:52Wait, what are they?
00:53Okay.
00:53Oh.
00:54What is that?
00:55Nothing, nothing, nothing.
00:55What was that?
00:56Nothing.
00:56Claire's?
00:57No, that was my friend Claire.
00:59Why are you being sketchy?
01:00I'm not being weird.
01:02I have a reason for each of these stores.
01:04Like, not all of this is for me, obviously.
01:06Okay, I've just entered the mall and I have to keep Emery, who is filming me far away, so it's
01:11not suspicious.
01:12I don't want Salish to see him, then she'll know this is me.
01:14Right now, I'm just an elderly man vlogging himself.
01:16This might be my best disguise yet, guys.
01:18Hear me out.
01:18We go to the Apple store and buy the new iPhone.
01:20My dad will get the notification on his phone.
01:22Right when he gets it, he's going to go sprinting to that store.
01:25She's somewhere around here.
01:26It's not a huge mall.
01:27I should be able to find her, but I've got to move slow.
01:29Okay, I've got my whole shopping list and I have to get everything on it before my dad catches me.
01:32The first thing on the list is American Eagle, so let's go.
01:35Come on.
01:36The good thing is, old men just talk to themselves a lot, so me vlogging is not weird.
01:41I'm going to buy a bunch of different colored jeans.
01:43So do you have a budget here?
01:44I don't know.
01:45We're just going to go with the flow.
01:46Are these for you or are you giving them away?
01:48We'll see.
01:49I hope Salish has a good reason for what she's doing with all the clothes she's buying,
01:53but she only gets to keep them if she presses the red button before I catch her.
01:58Somewhere in the mall is a red buzzer.
02:00Salish knows where it is, but I don't.
02:01If she hits it before I tag her, she gets to keep everything she's bought.
02:05But security at the mall is going to make this even harder for me.
02:09Security saw us earlier, so we might end up getting kicked out and not going to finish this video.
02:13This is really cute.
02:14Come here.
02:15Okay, we have to have a talk, okay?
02:16When my dad...
02:17I can't take you serious with this.
02:19I'm an old man, so I have to walk really slow or else I'll be very suspicious.
02:22If I run after her, my cover is blown.
02:24Maybe she's in Sephora.
02:25Obviously, she's going to come here at some point today.
02:27How much stuff are you planning on getting?
02:29How are you going to carry all this?
02:30What?
02:31I'm carrying...
02:32Okay, I'm carrying everything.
02:33Oh my gosh, it's like Christmas.
02:35I love Christmas.
02:36They're pink.
02:37I love pink.
02:38Last Christmas.
02:40I still have no idea where Salish is, and something tells me that her first purchase is going to be
02:45insane.
02:46I just have to catch her before she gets to the red buzzer.
02:49I don't know how much longer I can do this because this is very, very hot.
02:52I'm looking at myself.
02:53The eyes are really bad.
02:54I might need glasses to hide them.
02:58Ah!
03:05Oh my gosh, I think we're going to close.
03:08Let's go.
03:09Come on, come on.
03:10Oh my god.
03:11Okay, Salish isn't here.
03:12I've got to move on.
03:12I don't understand.
03:13How has she not bought anything yet?
03:15Oh, yes, thank you.
03:16Bella is a lifesaver.
03:18Bella just got me glasses.
03:19Yeah, that finishes the look.
03:21Where could she possibly be?
03:22She likes clothes.
03:23I think a lot of clothing stores are on the second floor, so I'm going up there.
03:27So is this just like a one-store thing, or are we like doing this for all of them?
03:30Okay, no, that's cool.
03:31Okay, there's American Eagle.
03:32There's Hot Topic.
03:33There's Urban Outfielders.
03:35I'll just go look to see if she's in any of these stores.
03:38American Eagle.
03:39Pick it up.
03:45Remember we used to stop at Zara, so I'm going there.
03:49All right, Colin, hold on me, please.
03:51I don't know where you are.
03:52Straight, straight.
03:56You're gone.
03:57Yeah, you can take it.
03:58Oh, my God.
03:59All right, Colin, you got it now.
04:00This is hard.
04:00Why hasn't she bought anything yet?
04:02She should have bought something by now.
04:03I'm supposed to get an alert every time she buys something.
04:05Bro, $700 could buy you basically a car.
04:09Okay, I don't know what century you're in, but...
04:11I'm going into Zara.
04:12Where is she?
04:13I've never spent that much money at a store.
04:16Okay, my dad's talking about me.
04:17Like, once he finds out the reason, he's going to be chill.
04:20I just got my first night notification.
04:23$711 at American Eagle.
04:25I was right there.
04:26$711.
04:27I was right there.
04:28Thank you so much.
04:29I really appreciate it.
04:30Thank you so much.
04:30Have an amazing one, guys.
04:31I'm going to give all of these things to the Boys and Girls Club.
04:34That's why I bought so many clothes.
04:36Now I don't feel as bad for your dad.
04:37Now let's hide.
04:37Let's go, Colin.
04:38Just hide in Cotton.
04:40Here, here, here.
04:41Yeah, let's hide around the corner.
04:42She was right in American Eagle.
04:43I can't walk fast, but she doesn't know what I look like.
04:45Wait, can we see him?
04:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:47Oh, this is perfect.
04:48Oh, this is perfect.
04:49We have a little...
04:50And right here, we can hide, okay?
04:51She couldn't have gotten far.
04:52Maybe she's still there.
04:53My dad's going to run into American Eagle.
04:55We're going to sprint out.
04:56Let's go to Apple, okay?
04:58That's going to be crazy.
04:59I was right next to American Eagle.
05:01Literally right next to American Eagle.
05:02I don't see anybody.
05:04No, he's not coming yet.
05:06Excuse me.
05:07My granddaughter just spent $711 here.
05:10Uh-huh.
05:10Is she still here?
05:12No, she's right now.
05:14We're in one of the videollipers, and he's right there.
05:16And that means he's for my dad.
05:18And he's right outside.
05:19Wait, I didn't see him going there.
05:21No, he's not in there.
05:22Oh, so he's, like, getting ready to go in.
05:23I don't know.
05:24I'm trying to catch her before she spends all my money.
05:26Do you know if she went left or right?
05:27I think she went straight to Cotton.
05:29Let's go.
05:29Are you Team Jordan?
05:31Yes!
05:32Yes, let's go.
05:33Let's go.
05:34She could be hiding in Cotton.
05:36Okay, maybe we just go, because, like, it's taken freaking forever.
05:39Oh, my God.
05:40Wait, I might be, like, fully delusional, but is that my dad?
05:43The really old guy, the obvious prosthetics?
05:45Wait, actually.
05:47That's him.
05:48That's 100% him.
05:49No, we're not.
05:49That's him.
05:50That's him.
05:50That's a million percent.
05:51He's filming himself.
05:53That's obviously him.
05:54My God, she's right across the street.
05:56Is he coming in?
05:58You're so right.
05:59You're so right.
06:00You're so right.
06:01I didn't know that the thing was happening.
06:03Wait, let's go with him.
06:06Oh, my God, where is she?
06:10She's in Cotton.
06:11Go, go, go, go, go.
06:14I don't see her anywhere.
06:17Where is she?
06:18Yo, I did not know he was going to be where I got started today.
06:21He looked insane.
06:22It's so obvious that I'm here.
06:24Was that who?
06:25Yes.
06:25She was in here?
06:26Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:26Where did she go?
06:27Right.
06:27She went right?
06:28Yep.
06:29Oh, my God.
06:29I missed her.
06:30She was right here.
06:31Wait, did he see us, though?
06:32No, he didn't see us.
06:33Did she know it was me?
06:34Why are you doing it matter?
06:35Who told you?
06:37Nobody.
06:37I just saw you right there.
06:39Is that obvious?
06:40Yes.
06:40You're kidding me.
06:41She left?
06:42Did she know it was me?
06:43Did she know that I'm in a costume?
06:45We need to make sure that my dad doesn't know that I know that that's him because he's
06:49acting like an old guy, so that means he's going to walk really slow.
06:52We got to go to the hospital.
06:53Oh, this is so frustrating how slow I have to walk.
06:55Where did she go?
06:55Oh, my gosh.
06:56I can't believe I just missed.
06:57She was in there, and I missed her.
06:59I don't know where she went, and I don't know if she knows I'm disguised.
07:02Okay, she went this way, but I don't know anything else.
07:04I want to get a bunch of AirPods, okay?
07:06No, that's fine.
07:07Okay.
07:07First, Rowan, can you please hold this?
07:09Yeah, can you please get it?
07:10This is a little heavy for us.
07:12Thank you, Rowan.
07:12Love you, sir.
07:12I appreciate it.
07:13Okay, but Rowan, you have to make sure that you stay away so that my dad doesn't see you
07:17because if he sees you, he sees me.
07:18Okay, but then how do I know?
07:19So just get out of here.
07:20Okay.
07:20All right.
07:21All right, see ya.
07:21This is going to be a very expensive video if she's already spent $711 on one store.
07:26I have to catch her very fast before she hits that red buzzer.
07:29I'm going to get the AirPod 5.
07:30Can we have five of them?
07:31You just want to do five?
07:32You don't want to do more?
07:33Actually, can we do six?
07:34I'll stick it more like ten.
07:35You want to make it ten?
07:35Yeah, let's make it ten.
07:36Okay, actually, can we have four more, please?
07:39We're getting ten AirPod 5.
07:40This total is going to hit your dad's phone like a truck.
07:43He's going to be so mad at me.
07:45If she stole my costume, I've got to ditch this and put something else on.
07:48By the way, thank you to AirRack for lending me this mask.
07:50He's awesome.
07:51Check out all his videos.
07:52$1448.
07:53Ten, go ahead and tap for me.
07:55Say, we got to get ready.
07:57Say, we got to go.
07:58We got to go.
07:59$1448.
08:06$1448 at Apple.
08:07Are you kidding?
08:08Are you kidding with how much money she's spending?
08:10Are you giving me the bag?
08:11Thanks, Rob.
08:12Oh, my gosh.
08:13Say, say, say, say, say, say, say.
08:14What?
08:15What?
08:15Say, that's your dad.
08:16That's your dad.
08:17That's your dad.
08:17Go, go, go, go.
08:19That's this way.
08:21She's right in here somewhere.
08:22He's right there.
08:23He's right there.
08:23He's right there.
08:25Oh, he's going to be so...
08:25We're going to go to Chippewa afterwards, okay?
08:27Okay.
08:27So, right now, we're on the smart.
08:28Wait, he's in there right now, right?
08:29Oh, my gosh.
08:29She's in here.
08:31Is she already gone?
08:32Gone.
08:32He's not going in.
08:33He's not going in.
08:34What are we doing?
08:35Oh, my God.
08:35He looks so scary.
08:37He looks so...
08:38This way.
08:38He's not going to come in here.
08:40Yes, he will.
08:40If I catch Sailor's right now, she'll have to return everything she bought, and this whole
08:44thing will be over.
08:49Where would she be?
08:50Where is she?
08:51Go, go, go.
08:52Come on.
08:55She's hiding somewhere.
08:57Oh, my God.
08:58That's Colin.
08:58That's Colin.
08:59I think I see Colin right there.
09:01Where are they?
09:02Is that Colin filming?
09:04No, it's not.
09:06Where in the world are they?
09:07Oh, there's security.
09:08I've got to go back.
09:09Okay, we reached out to Chipotle, and they said that I could work behind the counter.
09:13What?
09:14And I think that we should get it for Chipotle for us.
09:16Yo.
09:17I think we should also get it for a bunch of other people.
09:19Wait, that's great.
09:20My dad doesn't know that I know that he's wearing prosthetics, so we need to make sure he doesn't
09:25find out I know, okay?
09:26Okay.
09:27Dude, we're low-key playing this well.
09:28We're doing good.
09:29Let's go.
09:30Jordan!
09:32If Salish hits the red buzzer right now, she keeps everything, or she can keep shopping
09:36and try her luck, because if I catch her, she'll have to return everything.
09:40We have got so much stuff.
09:42Imagine we hit the red buzzer now.
09:43Honestly, we probably should have.
09:45No, we're not doing that.
09:46An alert.
09:47I just got an alert.
09:48$12.60 at Retzel Pretzel.
09:50Retzel Pretzel is not far away.
09:52We got to drink and walk to Poteley.
09:53Oh, no.
09:53This is where the security guards are.
09:55They all gather right here, and they were looking for me earlier.
09:57I got to hurry up and get to Wetzel Pretzel, but if I run, the security will see me and
10:00kick me out of the mall.
10:01Chipotle.
10:02We made it to Chipotle, and I was going to get behind the counter and start working.
10:06Wetzel Pretzel is right up there.
10:08One of the big problems with this disguise is that I can't run, and if she knows that
10:11I'm in this disguise, then I'm at a serious disadvantage.
10:14I got to walk faster this time.
10:15I know this is suspicious how fast I'm going, but I can't lose her again.
10:19That's not a Wetzel Pretzel.
10:20It's an Aunt Annie's.
10:21I went to the wrong pretzel place.
10:22Before I start giving out free Chipotle, I've got a really good idea.
10:27Right now, how about we call my dad to see how he reacts?
10:29I'm going to FaceTime him, and he knows that he's wearing the prosthetic.
10:33He's not going to have his camera on.
10:34Okay, okay.
10:34He's definitely going to turn his camera on.
10:35Let's see.
10:36Oh, my God.
10:36Say, let's just FaceTime me.
10:37She might be giving me a clue.
10:39Turn off my camera.
10:40Turn off my camera.
10:40Just give me a clue.
10:41Hey, Dad.
10:42Why is your camera not on?
10:43I don't want to show you where I am.
10:44Why do you sound like that?
10:45I don't know what you mean.
10:46What's wrong with my voice?
10:47She knows, right?
10:48Okay, bye.
10:50She hung up on me.
10:51He sounded like he was behind a million things about life, and he would turn on his camera.
10:56I don't know for sure she knows.
10:57She wanted me to pick up so I would show her where I was.
10:59Now, I don't know.
11:00I guess we go to a pretzel, pretzel, maybe?
11:02All right, are you ready?
11:03Yeah.
11:03All right, suit up.
11:05Boom.
11:12Now, we're going to make a bunch of meals for pizza.
11:15This is on me.
11:16It's free.
11:17It's on me.
11:18No, it is.
11:20It's on me.
11:21You guys don't have to pay.
11:22There is a Wetzel's pretzel by the food court, so I have to find Salish before she spends
11:27every last dollar I have.
11:29Is she not here anymore?
11:30Is she watching for me?
11:32Where is she?
11:33Hi.
11:33Hi.
11:34Guys, by the way, it's on me.
11:35It's free.
11:36You don't have to pay.
11:36You don't have to pay.
11:37Yeah.
11:39I'm writing down all the orders, but I'm not charging my dad's card until the very end
11:43so that he doesn't get the medication.
11:45She wants a bag of chips.
11:47Thank you so much.
11:48Right there.
11:50Now I know Salish, and she's got to be around here somewhere.
11:53You're done.
11:54I see you're done.
11:55Give him the food for free.
11:56We've got to go.
11:59Go down the line.
11:59Here.
12:00Go down the line.
12:00What do you mean, go down the line?
12:02I have a job.
12:02I have to do this.
12:04Say, this isn't your real job.
12:05If my dad comes to the food court right now, he could recognize me, and then I would be
12:09stuck inside Chipotle.
12:11Wait, we've got to take this off.
12:12She could be anywhere in this space.
12:14I could see her hiding anywhere in here.
12:16My dad is right there, but we also have to go pay for food.
12:19Here we go.
12:19We just go.
12:20Top it, top it, top it.
12:22No, don't run.
12:22Don't run.
12:23Don't run.
12:23Don't run.
12:25Don't run.
12:26Don't run.
12:33Don't run.
12:34If I hit a red buzzer, I win.
12:36Do you have it?
12:37Okay.
12:37Wait, wait, wait.
12:38I just got another credit card alert.
12:41$400 at Chipotle.
12:42Chipotle.
12:43Was she there when I was there?
12:44Bro, Colin, I was so close.
12:45My dad was right on the side of Chipotle, and then we dropped the card, and he definitely
12:48saw us running into it.
12:50Did somebody just spend $400 here?
12:52My daughter, she's 16.
12:53Yes.
12:54Do you know where she went?
12:55I'm sure.
12:55I don't know.
12:56You know what's around here?
12:57No.
12:58Claire's.
12:59What are we getting at Claire's?
13:00What are we getting at Claire's?
13:02I don't know.
13:02How do you spend $400 at Chipotle?
13:04How hungry is she?
13:05The Salish Madder meal is like seven bucks.
13:07I don't think my dad really knows this part of the mall, so we're going to make a charge
13:11at Claire's, but he's not going to know how to get here.
13:14I have to find this red buzzer, because it might be the only way I can beat Salish.
13:19I know we're Salish.
13:20We hide the red buzzer.
13:21It would be in Din Tai Fung.
13:22It's her favorite restaurant.
13:22Let's go.
13:23Excuse me.
13:23Is there a red buzzer here?
13:25We don't have any red buzzer.
13:26No red buzzer.
13:27Excuse me.
13:27Do you guys have a red buzzer?
13:29No.
13:29No?
13:30Hi.
13:31Why are you filming me?
13:31I recognize you.
13:32I recognize you.
13:33You're Jordan Madder.
13:33Yes, you are.
13:35At least tell me you can tell I'm wearing a mask.
13:38Yes.
13:38Okay, good, good, good.
13:39I was just wondering, how do we get our ear pierced?
13:41You should definitely get the most expensive one.
13:43What?
13:43Which earring do you want?
13:45What earring do I want?
13:48Come on.
13:49No.
13:50You're getting a ear pierced.
13:51Wait, actually?
13:51Yes.
13:52See, I can't get my ear pierced, bro.
13:54No, like you're actually getting your ear pierced.
13:56I think you should get that one.
13:57The flower?
13:58Dude, stop.
13:59The pink flower.
14:00How many am I getting?
14:01I'm getting two.
14:01No, I'm not.
14:02One on both of you.
14:03No, I'm not.
14:04Yes, you are.
14:04No shot.
14:05People keep recognizing me, so somehow it must be obvious I'm in a disguise.
14:09I need to make a different plan.
14:11If old man isn't working, what if I go super young?
14:14How are you going to hide?
14:15Dude, come on.
14:16Now, Bear is a place that Salish might shop so we could accidentally run into her.
14:19Paxson.
14:19Okay, can we go to Paxson?
14:21Sure.
14:22I'm sweating.
14:22Why?
14:23There's no way, bro.
14:24Are you ready?
14:24There's no way.
14:27I hate you.
14:29I'm going to remember this.
14:30We need a hat.
14:31Nice shirt.
14:32We need cool clothes.
14:33And then we need like some sort of face thing.
14:34I think they do Botox downstairs.
14:37Do they?
14:37With Botox?
14:38I should get sudden Botox and filler, and all of a sudden I look younger and she doesn't recognize me.
14:42That's not a bad idea.
14:43While Colin gets ready, I'm giving these girls 60 seconds to pick out anything they want.
14:48Bella is taking me into Paxson to get young person's clothes.
14:51I'm going to change my identity and be so young she never sees me coming.
14:55Oh, okay.
14:56You're picking all the squishies.
14:57Nice.
14:59Abani, do you want that?
15:01You guys have 17 seconds left.
15:04Cute.
15:05Okay, the time's done.
15:07Good job, guys.
15:08So, just because you are getting some turstings, you do get this stretch off.
15:12Thank you, Sam.
15:13Of course, guys.
15:15Salish is risking everything by not hitting the buzzer.
15:18All I have to do is catch her and she'll lose everything she's bought.
15:23Are we doing both?
15:24Yes.
15:25Oh, bro.
15:27Oh my gosh.
15:28All right, we're sold.
15:37How's it look?
15:38It looks great.
15:40It didn't hurt, right?
15:41That's not too bad.
15:42Oh, my God.
15:44Do I look pretty?
15:46Oh, my goodness.
15:47Wow.
15:49Oh, my gosh.
15:51Do I look pretty?
15:52You look great.
15:53How does that help anything, actually?
15:55All right, well, now we got to pay, but we got to kind of walk in and pay quick so
15:58that we can leave.
15:59I'm getting you back for this.
16:00I hope you know.
16:09How many toys did you get?
16:11She'll know my arms.
16:12I'm just realizing.
16:13Okay, right?
16:13Yeah.
16:14L.A. dude, right?
16:15Yo, I just talk like this, man.
16:17$2.66 for 12 cents.
16:19Okay, thank you.
16:20That's a lot.
16:21So much money.
16:23All right, let's go.
16:23Go, go, go, go, go.
16:24Thank you so much.
16:24Have a good one.
16:27Have a good one.
16:27Go, go, go, go.
16:28All right, we're going to leave, and then Bella is going to bring my hoodie, and that'll be perfect.
16:30Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
16:32They spent $266 at Claire's.
16:34I can't wait for my hoodie.
16:36Can you make sure that Bella knows to bring the hoodie?
16:38You know what?
16:38I can run them.
16:39Security.
16:40Security, security, right.
16:41I need to get there as fast as possible, but if security catches me running, I could get kicked out.
16:46We went to jewelry.
16:47We went to food.
16:48We went to American Eagle.
16:49We went to Apple.
16:50Let's go to Gap.
16:51I know Salish is at Claire's, but I have no idea how to get there.
16:55Excuse me, you know where Claire's is?
16:56Claire's, no.
16:57I got my ears pierced.
16:58Good for you.
16:59Can we hit the freaking buzzer?
17:01No, bro, we're not hitting the buzzer yet.
17:04Where's Claire's?
17:05I think it's this way, but I don't know.
17:06Oh my gosh, come with me, Colin.
17:07What?
17:07I'm going to buy a Zubai chocolate strawberry.
17:09What do you want?
17:10I kind of want that mochi strawberry.
17:12It's on me.
17:13Hey, let's count on your dad.
17:15Wait, say, but this is another spot that your dad's going to know.
17:17We're going to grab our food.
17:19We're going to sprint right there as a footlocker.
17:21Let's sprint to the footlocker and grab a bunch of shoes to give to the boys and girls club.
17:25Yeah.
17:26It's going to take a second for it to come out.
17:27We've got to hide.
17:28Then let's hide here, okay?
17:29Yeah, we've got to hide here, dude.
17:30Now she's at the food court already.
17:31Food court, this way.
17:32Where's the food court?
17:33It's this way, let's go.
17:36Yay.
17:37He knows we're here.
17:39Well, he does now.
17:40I really need my hoodie so I can hide, but there's no time.
17:44I just have to go for it.
17:45I literally just saw your dad.
17:47He's at an old man's house and now he changed.
17:49He changed.
17:50Yeah.
17:51Okay, great.
17:52Thank you so much.
17:53Okay, my dad changed and he's wearing sunglasses and a white shirt, but I know what he's wearing
17:58because she showed me a picture.
17:59Oh, he thought he was so slick.
18:00I know, I know, I know.
18:00This is the kind of place that you've got to pay before you get the food, so she might
18:03be waiting.
18:04Maybe.
18:05Whoa, we need to get out of here.
18:07Whoa, that looks crazy.
18:09You can have it.
18:09Salish has already spent way too much money on my card and I need to stop her before she
18:14spends even more.
18:16Wait, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.
18:17Shoot, shoot, shoot.
18:18Go, go, go.
18:19I see her.
18:20I see her.
18:21This is my best chance.
18:22I have to catch her right now.
18:24Oh my God.
18:25Oh my God.
18:26Oh my God.
18:26This is it.
18:28Sit down, sit down.
18:28I just saw Salish go this way and I can't lose her.
18:32Sit down.
18:33You're fooling me.
18:34If she's right around this corner, I am totally going to catch her.
18:38Don't run, don't run.
18:39I'm not running.
18:40She went that way.
18:40Where'd she go?
18:41She went that way.
18:42Those girls better not be tricking me by telling me the wrong direction.
18:46Bro.
18:47Do we believe them?
18:48I don't know.
18:49Hold on, hold on.
18:49Here's my hoodie.
18:50Thank you, thank you.
18:51Oh, good.
18:52It's nice and hot now.
18:53All right, where'd she go?
18:53They sit here.
18:54Did you hear that kid yelling?
18:56She's right over there.
18:57They snitched on us.
18:58They snitched on us.
18:59That's messed up.
19:00Salish doesn't shop at Macy's and I think that girl was protecting her.
19:03I think she went this way.
19:04We can't handle any more close calls like that.
19:06Just hit the red buzzer.
19:07No.
19:07Say, if you don't hit it, you lose everything.
19:09If he catches you, you lose everything.
19:10So it's up to you.
19:11I can't lose this, I hate it.
19:13Emery, Emery.
19:14Is this my walk?
19:15Go watch, watch, watch.
19:16That's too much.
19:18Yeah, that's cool.
19:19That's good.
19:19That's good.
19:20How's that?
19:20I want to go to Nike because we're going to go to Foot Locker to get the Boys and Girls
19:23Club a bunch of shoes, but that didn't work out.
19:26How about we go to Nike?
19:27Let's go this way.
19:27She's here somewhere.
19:28I feel it.
19:29Obviously, I have my dad's card and I could literally buy everything in the mall.
19:33I kind of feel bad.
19:34Like, I spent so much money, but I don't want to spend like too much more, especially not on myself.
19:40Okay, I need a Starbucks.
19:41I'm just going to take two minutes.
19:42I'm going to get a Starbucks.
19:43We should buy Air Forces because then any gender can wear it, you know?
19:46She's already spent like over $2,000, which means that any moment she could hit the red buzzer and this
19:50game is over and she gets to keep everything.
19:52Can we have two fours and two fives of these?
19:55Can we also do two sixes and two sevens?
19:57I have an idea.
19:58Ready?
19:58Call your dad.
19:59Why would I do that?
20:00We're going to act like it's a butt dial.
20:01We're going to butt dial my dad, pretend we don't know he's listening, and trick him into going to the
20:06wrong part of the mall.
20:07Hey, little girl.
20:08Wait, Busters right now?
20:10Oh, Dave.
20:11Why would we go to Dave and Busters?
20:12No, let's go to Dave and Busters.
20:13Why?
20:14Because he won't expect a Dave and Busters.
20:15But he's already going to be at Claire's, which is right next to Dave and Busters.
20:20She didn't mean to call me.
20:21There's plenty of places to hide in Dave and Busters.
20:22We'll be fine.
20:23Okay.
20:23What was that?
20:24Did she see Dave and Busters?
20:25I didn't hear much.
20:26Did she just give away that she's going to Dave and Busters?
20:28Let's go.
20:28Come on.
20:29Let's go.
20:29Do you think we acted that well?
20:30I don't.
20:31We definitely did.
20:31I hung up.
20:32I didn't know what to do.
20:33We kind of fumbled that.
20:34Dave and Busters actually threw Macy's, so we're going back.
20:37I feel bad.
20:38This is a lot of much.
20:41Three, 96, 92.
20:44Here I go.
20:45Back in the full disguise.
20:46It's bad when you're watching this.
20:48I love you, and thank you for letting me do this.
20:50I love you, Dad.
20:51Uh-oh.
20:54That's embarrassing.
20:55It might be fraud alert.
20:58Never mind.
21:01Do you know where Dave and Busters is?
21:03Back then.
21:04Bro, will you get those?
21:05Thanks.
21:06Take the rest.
21:07We got to go.
21:08Dave and Busters is this way.
21:10I think that's where they're going, because she unintentionally talked to me on the phone.
21:13Let's get another buzz.
21:14Oh, man.
21:14Is this an alert?
21:16$396 at Nike.
21:19$396 at Nike.
21:20I thought she was going to Dave and...
21:22Was that a setup?
21:25Where do we go now?
21:25I don't know.
21:26Do we think he's going to Dave and Busters?
21:27He just got the charge that we're here now.
21:29Right.
21:30Let's go gap.
21:31Let's go gap.
21:31Say, say, say, say.
21:32Say, say, say.
21:33Nike is this way.
21:34Nike is that way?
21:34Yeah.
21:35All right, don't tell her I'm dressed like this.
21:36If you see her, don't tell her.
21:37I can't fully run, because I'll get busted by security, but I really got to hurry.
21:40I want to go to gap.
21:41Or you can hit the buzzer now, and we can, like...
21:43You've already spent so much money.
21:45I'm not hitting the buzzer yet, Cullen.
21:46Say, I hope you realize, if you don't hit the buzzer and you get caught, you're literally
21:48losing everything you've bought.
21:50I know, but Cullen, you can't live in fear.
21:51If there's one thing that my dad has taught me, it's you can't live in fear.
21:56You're just gambling now.
21:57Say, this has gotten a ton of stuff at the mall so far, but she's taking a huge risk.
22:02If I catch her before she hits the red button, she loses everything.
22:07You guys know where Nike is?
22:08Oh, yeah.
22:09Right there.
22:10Say, this might be hiding somewhere to see if I'm still dressed as the old man.
22:13So, we got to be chill.
22:13You got to stay from a distance, okay?
22:15I'm going to buy some more things.
22:17I'm grabbing a couple of different sizes.
22:19Wait, this is so cute.
22:21The new gap teddy bear.
22:22Oh, my gosh.
22:23Love that.
22:23Where is she?
22:25I just got a buzz.
22:27$333 a gap.
22:28I'm seriously starting to panic.
22:30I don't even know how much money is on the credit card, but she's getting close to maxed out the
22:33limit on it.
22:34Oh, my gosh.
22:34No, it smells good.
22:35It's like a pumpkin.
22:36Oh, my God.
22:42Jordan?
22:42Jordan?
22:43Say.
22:43Say.
22:45Say.
22:46Say.
22:48Say.
22:48Say, bro.
22:51Jordan?
22:52Did you see her?
22:54What?
22:54Did you see her?
22:56Salish?
22:57She just passed us.
22:58What?
22:58Where?
22:59Yes.
22:59Where did she pass us?
23:00She passed us?
23:01Yes.
23:02Wait, like, like, where?
23:04That way.
23:04What?
23:05Right.
23:06There's no way.
23:07No, he didn't see me.
23:08There's no way.
23:10Where did she go?
23:11Is she in here?
23:12Yeah.
23:13He's right here.
23:14Stay, stay, stay.
23:20They just ran out.
23:21They just ran out?
23:22Yep.
23:22What?
23:23Oh, hi, Rowan.
23:24Oh.
23:25Oh, she went that way.
23:27Open.
23:28Are we going outside?
23:29She went that way.
23:31Listen.
23:31Yeah.
23:32You're a mother.
23:32Do not lie to me.
23:33Did she go that way?
23:34Tell me the truth.
23:35Yeah.
23:35Pinky promise.
23:36I pinky promise.
23:37Yeah.
23:37She went that way.
23:39I think two girls said that they, you went that way.
23:42So then he turned around and he's going that way.
23:43So I think, I think we're good now.
23:45I'm just saying we could hit the red button and we can go to the final store.
23:48I've been saying that.
23:49I agree.
23:50Do I need to get into another disguise because she saw me again or do I just try and catch
23:53her?
23:53What would we dress as?
23:54What about baby?
23:55Can we, can we get a stroller?
23:57What about that stroller?
23:57Could I fit in that?
23:58No, you would not fit in that.
23:59Okay.
23:59Wait, say, we'll go to Game Shots upstairs.
24:01He can't go up this escalator because it's broken.
24:03Wait, because the elevator is right here.
24:05We could order a press juice really quick.
24:07He's going to come here.
24:08We'll go up and we'll come down.
24:10You're going to order something and we're going to run to the elevator?
24:12And we're going to run to the elevator.
24:13So we're ordering a protein shake.
24:16$8 at Press Juice Street.
24:18Do you guys know where Press Juicery is?
24:20It's over there next to our show.
24:21Oh my gosh.
24:23Awesome.
24:23I need to go upstairs so I'm going to lure my dad into a store downstairs so that I know
24:27he won't run into me.
24:29Go, go, go, go, go.
24:30Go, go, go, go.
24:31We should have gone on this earlier.
24:33Press Juicery is that way.
24:34Where is it?
24:35Where is it?
24:35Where's Press Juicery?
24:36Wait, it is taking a long time now.
24:38Should we hide?
24:39Yeah, hide, hide, hide.
24:41Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
24:43Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
24:44Get in.
24:44All right, pile in, pile in.
24:46Go!
24:46Go, close it, close it, close it, close it, close it, close it.
24:49We did it.
24:50Say, you already have so much stuff, bro.
24:52We can end it literally right now and you can keep everything if you just hit the buzzer.
24:55I don't want to hit the buzzer yet.
24:56Why?
24:57Because go big or go home.
24:58Oh my God, I heard somebody running.
25:00It scared me so much.
25:01Let's go here.
25:02Yo, he's right there.
25:03No, don't, don't, don't, don't.
25:04No, no, no, Colin, what are you doing?
25:06He's not going to see us, he's not going to see us.
25:09Colin, get out of there.
25:10Do you guys know where pressed juicery is?
25:12Pressed juicery.
25:13Do you know where to, where, where, where, where?
25:16Oh, it's here, it's here.
25:19Hold on.
25:20This is a trap, it's a trap.
25:21Excuse me, I'm trying to find my daughter.
25:23We're playing hide and seek, it's for YouTube.
25:25Any chance she's hiding back there and you're hiding her?
25:26No.
25:26Be honest.
25:27Pinky promise?
25:28Pinky promise.
25:31Bye.
25:31She said take the elevator upstairs.
25:33I wonder if she's waiting for me right upstairs.
25:35Aw.
25:35You should wear that.
25:37No, that's really cute for a kid and not me.
25:39That's really cute for you.
25:39With my earrings?
25:40Yes.
25:40Let's just buy a toy for the kid and let's go.
25:43A magic kid.
25:44Okay, let's get that.
25:45Let's get Monopoly.
25:46A Rubik's Cube.
25:47Oh, some plushies.
25:48Good, some, like, little toys.
25:49Colin, you know what?
25:50I think you should go check the corner around there.
25:52Okay.
25:53Yeah.
25:53Go quick.
25:57Elevate.
25:58Say, say, say.
25:59He's in the elevator.
26:00I'm not paying yet because...
26:02He's in the elevator.
26:03He's in the elevator.
26:05Wait, wait, wait.
26:06Say, say, say, say.
26:06Let me go.
26:07Let me go.
26:07Okay, come on.
26:08Everybody get in.
26:09Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, guys.
26:10Hurry.
26:10You know why they're walking as slow as possible?
26:12Because it's not your money.
26:13You don't care.
26:14You're all Team Salish.
26:15I'm sure everyone on the team is.
26:16Did she pay you or are you just Team Salish?
26:17She's buying me stuff.
26:18I'd buy you more stuff to win.
26:22$169 a game chest.
26:24Go, go, go, go, go.
26:26Oh, my God.
26:26No way.
26:27That's Salish.
26:28She's right there.
26:32Say, say, say, say, say.
26:33Rowan's saying Jordan's coming this way.
26:35Okay, I don't see her, but I'm sure I saw her go this way.
26:40She's doing it right by you.
26:41I saw her leave game chest.
26:42She came running this way.
26:46Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, shoot.
26:50Go, he's right there.
26:53Go, he's not so much.
26:54Sorry, I'm so sorry.
26:55Where's he at?
26:58He's like talking to Rowan.
27:00Okay, can you tell him that you saw me go on the elevator?
27:03Yeah.
27:04Yeah?
27:04Okay, thanks.
27:05Thank you so much.
27:06I'm going to ask them in game chest.
27:07He went on the elevator.
27:09Which one?
27:09I don't, I, listen, every time a kid comes up and tells me something, they're Team Salish
27:13and I go the wrong way.
27:14Yeah, I'm team.
27:15Okay, tell me the truth.
27:16Pinky.
27:17Did they go, Pinky?
27:18You can't break a pinky.
27:19Yeah, I knew it.
27:20So that means she's this way.
27:21She left game chest and ran this way.
27:23She has to be nearby.
27:26Wait, he's right there.
27:27He's right there.
27:27I see, I see, I see, I see.
27:33Hi.
27:34Two questions.
27:35My daughter would have had somebody, she's 16, she has somebody filming her, we're playing
27:38hide and seek.
27:38Did you happen to see her going here?
27:39No.
27:40Okay, number two, I want to buy her dinner so when we're done playing this game, she has
27:43something to eat.
27:43Can I order takeout?
27:44Yes, our takeout is like about an hour.
27:47That's okay, I'll order it.
27:48She spends all my money, I still want to get her dinner.
27:49So when we're done playing, I get to give her something to eat.
27:52But I'm going to find her.
27:53Keep your eye out, Emery.
27:54Which way?
27:55All the way over there.
27:56Thank you so much.
27:57You guys are the best.
27:58What if we get a disguise here?
27:59Like a hoodie?
28:00I don't know, like anything different than what you're wearing.
28:02He's already seen.
28:02Okay, you're right, you're right, you're right.
28:03Okay, so let's get like a big hoodie.
28:05And maybe some sunglasses and a hat.
28:07Yeah, wait, that's actually cute.
28:08I wouldn't wear this.
28:08It's cool.
28:09Okay, I guess I'm looking like a guy today.
28:11Other than Sephora, Din Tai Fung is the only place Salish loves in this mall that she
28:14hasn't spent any money on.
28:15Wait, Sephora.
28:17She hasn't spent any money on Sephora.
28:19I just got an alert.
28:20Dude, it's $83 of Paxton.
28:22Where's Paxton?
28:22Where's Paxton?
28:23Paxton's right there.
28:24Excuse me, I'm so sorry.
28:26I'm so sorry.
28:26Excuse me.
28:26She hid in Paxton and I went right by it.
28:30I see Rowan.
28:31I see Rowan.
28:32I think that's fine.
28:33I'm flashing.
28:34Okay, denim fit.
28:34I think my plan worked pretty well, but we'll never know what happened if it didn't.
28:38All I'm saying is I think your luck is running out.
28:40So, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say, say.
28:41Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
28:42Wait, I'm going to stay back.
28:42I'm going to stay back.
28:43Uh-oh.
28:44Uh-oh.
28:45Stay away, stay away.
28:46Wait, let me.
28:46Get away.
28:46He sees this.
28:47Stay, he sees this.
28:47Get away.
28:48Stay, he sees this.
28:48Oh my God.
28:49She's there.
28:50I see her.
28:55Say.
29:00Where is she?
29:01Where is she?
29:02She's in here.
29:02Owner.
29:03Where is she?
29:04Say, he's right behind us, bro.
29:05Get away from me, Carl.
29:06What do you mean?
29:07The disguise didn't work.
29:08Say.
29:09Say, he's down there.
29:12Come, come, come.
29:14Oh my gosh.
29:15I can't run anywhere.
29:17I know she's still in Nordium because she couldn't have gotten past me.
29:19The people working in Nordium were watching me because we were filming, so I had to leave,
29:23but I know she's still in there, so I'm going to go back and get her.
29:24Okay, I'm going to vlog myself alone in Nordium so that I don't get kicked out before I find
29:28her, but I know she's somewhere around here.
29:29We can go to Sephora now.
29:30Can we press the buzzer, please?
29:32No.
29:33Say, bro.
29:33I want to get stuff at Sephora first.
29:36Salish was literally just here at Nordium.
29:38She couldn't have gotten far.
29:39I just looked at Nordium.
29:40She's not here as far as I can tell.
29:41Here's my plan.
29:42I'm going to buy a bunch of different stuff.
29:43I'm going to check out.
29:44My dad's going to see the checkout, like the code thing.
29:47He's going to come in.
29:49The buzzer's here?
29:50Yes.
29:51Oh, that's crazy well hidden.
29:54Don't click it.
29:54I know you're going to want to click it, okay?
29:56I think you really should.
29:57No, Colin, stop.
29:58Let's get a bunch of Sincerely Yours.
29:59Obviously.
30:00Get one of each.
30:00Okay, we can get anything.
30:01What about something for your girlfriend?
30:03Aw, yeah.
30:04Aw, what does she want?
30:05She likes Cycler, and you got a bunch of that.
30:07She likes Cycler?
30:07Okay, well, she can have whatever I got.
30:09Does she like Makeup by Mario?
30:11She does.
30:11Does she like Highlighter?
30:12Yeah, let's just get one of each because I don't know.
30:14Okay, wait.
30:14I got to get Chloe's perfume, obviously.
30:16Oh, it dropped.
30:17It dropped, it came out.
30:17Here, let's get.
30:19Perfect.
30:19Wait, is that the same?
30:20Oh, that's great.
30:21Is that it?
30:21Colin, I'm going to check out.
30:22Can we finally press the button?
30:23Yeah, we can check out.
30:23Okay, let's check out, check out, check out.
30:24No, we have to check out, and then we can press the button.
30:26Okay.
30:26Wait, all the stores are already closed.
30:29Is every store in the mall closed?
30:30Yeah, mall closed seven today.
30:32The mall is closing in five minutes.
30:34That means I have to guess one store and hope she goes to it.
30:37The only one I can think of is Sephora,
30:38because it's the only store I know she loves that she hasn't shopped at yet today.
30:41Wait, I'm lost.
30:42Where's Sephora?
30:42I'm all turned around.
30:44Where is it?
30:45It's that way?
30:47So you realize the button is in the front of the store, right?
30:50Yeah.
30:51If he comes in right now, we're trapped.
30:52No, I can do it.
30:53Colin.
30:54Then go.
30:55Go.
30:55Okay, Sephora's here.
30:56It's my last chance.
31:00Say.
31:02You're not nervous.
31:03Guys, can you do this?
31:05Say.
31:07Sephora's right here.
31:08Why would I be nervous, bro?
31:10I'm going to grab the bag.
31:11I run to that thing.
31:13Like, bro, this is so easy.
31:15If she's in there, I win.
31:17If she's not, I probably lose.
31:20Who am I?
31:21He's coming.
31:22He's coming.
31:22Say.
31:22Pay.
31:23Pay.
31:23I can't.
31:24Pay.
31:25I can't, queen.
31:26Shh.
31:26He's coming.
31:27He's inside.
31:28He's inside.
31:29He's inside.
31:30I'll pay.
31:30I'll pay.
31:31You get the money.
31:31You get the money.
31:32I'll pay.
31:36I'm so sorry.
31:37Are there any more customers left in here?
31:40Oh, no.
31:41You can't get up.
31:42You can't get up.
31:43I hit the point.
31:43I hit the point.
31:44What?
31:45No.
31:48No.
31:49It was in here?
31:51Yes.
31:52Oh.
31:53It was right there?
31:55I was here like hours ago, right in this spot.
31:58Good job, dad.
31:59I won.
32:02Are you sad?
32:04How much money did you have to spend in one day?
32:06I spent a lot.
32:07But dad, but dad, but dad, but dad.
32:08I think this will make you feel better, okay?
32:10Uh-huh.
32:10I spent a lot of money.
32:12Uh-huh.
32:12But basically, all of it, I'm donating to the Boys and Girls Club.
32:16Really?
32:17Yes.
32:17You think I would spend like a million dollars at American Eagle and Gap?
32:22Why couldn't we have just gone shopping for the Boys and Girls Club?
32:24Why did I have to go chasing you all over the mall?
32:26Because it was funny.
32:27You know how hot that rubber mask was?
32:28What prosthetics were you wearing, bro?
32:29I was wearing a rubber mask, you could tell.
32:30I saw.
32:31Did you know it was me?
32:32Yeah.
32:33Okay, are you ready to be done?
32:34Yeah.
32:35Okay, I got you, Din Tai Fung.
32:36I mean, if there's any money left on my credit card to pay for it.
32:39He's so cute.
32:40Let's go.
32:41Good game.
32:41Stop, you're the cutest person ever.
32:43Let's go.
32:44Okay, you don't have to keep filming.
32:45It's over now.
32:46It's emotional.
32:46Bye.