00:00PHONE RINGS
00:05Bonjour, mes amis.
00:07Are you ill?
00:11You're talking all funny. Have you got a disease in all this?
00:13I think he might be French or something. They talk all weird like that.
00:17I'm sorry. I never done French. I done media studies.
00:23I done media studies too, because we had Mr Reynolds for French
00:26and he used to try and touch your bollocks.
00:30I will talk to you in English, my friends.
00:33Do you have the code book and the grenades?
00:36Oh, thank you so much.
00:38Our struggle is intensifying, my friends.
00:42I sense victory is near.
00:45Many of my countrymen, too many, will die for our cause.
00:48But for the French nation, I do think the next few months
00:51will truly be a defining period.
00:58He said period.
00:59I know.
01:02I will take you to one of my colleagues
01:04who will lead you on a safe route to Switzerland.
01:06Respect! So do you know how to use the grenades and all this?
01:08We went on a course all about it in there.
01:10I got an E minus, but then my mum went to see the geezer
01:12and he gave me a D.
01:14Yes, thank you. I know how to use the grenade.
01:16Please put that back.
01:17Don't do that, you idiot!
01:19Yeah, you pull this pin out, yeah?
01:20And then you, like, just throw it.
01:22Like, chuck it all in the air.
01:23I didn't believe the instructor at first.
01:25This is me to him.
01:25You chuck it and this is him.
01:26Yeah.
01:27And this is you again.
01:27Then this is me again.
01:28You shouldn't, like, throw metal away
01:30because it, like, doesn't biodegrade for a million years.
01:32It's really bad for the environment.
01:33Yeah, it's like murdering the planet.
01:35It's like racism but against soil.
01:37Then, right, this is him to me, yeah?
01:38And then...
01:39Ha, ha, ha!
