Theo Hakola - "YOU GOT YOURSELF A SAVIOR"

song from the album GODDAMN MY HUMANS (2026)
contact/info: www.theohakola.com

other voices: Eugénie Alquezar, Océane Mozas,
violin: Bénédicte Villain
drums: Tatiana Mladenovitch,
voice, guitar, bass, piano, dulcimer: T. Hakola

YOU GOT YOURSELF A SAVIOR
(T. Hakola/B. Villain-T. Hakola)

Your day is so boring, you could be chairman of the bored
Your life is so hollow, you could be king of the cored
You got no reason not to just give up the ghost
for no matter the season, your rung is bottom-most

So take drugs! Drink your weight! Be man enough to litter!
Note snubs! Embrace hate! Let rejection make you bitter!
Raise a glass to wasting gas and being born white!
Buy a gun, have some fun, and son… go shoot a can of Bud Light!

When living feels like a job
When standing or sitting is an awful slog
When getting out of bed is beyond your capacity
and you’ve shed every trace of nerve and tenacity
When you’ve wasted your youth in a camouflage cavity
and you can’t tell truth from mirage and mendacity

Take drugs! Drink beer and watch television!
Get a gun, shoot a deer and trash Univision!
Venerate Kid Rock, abominate Lady Gaga!
Make a mountain of your hate and, bro go… go vote MAGA!

When trying to cook a meal is just too much work
and you know deep down you’re feckless jerk
When brushing your teeth leaves you woefully wasted
and there’s no place in town where you don’t feel hated
That’s what they call living, but you want out
cause, lord, it doesn’t make you, make you want to shout
doesn’t make you put your hands up and say you will
doesn’t make you wanna swallow any more of this swill

So take drugs! Drink your fill! Make a mountain of your failure!
Yeah, you’re down and out, but now you got yourself a savior!
He’s a loser and a lout, a fat fraud with no education
so you know he gets you, dude, and shares… your frustration

Take drugs! Drink beer and watch television!
Get a gun, kill a deer, buy a ton of ammunition!
Venerate Kid Rock, abominate Lady Gaga!
Make a mountain of your hate and, bro go… go vote MAGA!