violin: Bénédicte Villain - video: Monsieur Cantin words and music: Theo Hakola
OLIGARCH KAREN (The Confessions of Elon Musk)
I’m fighting the woke mind virus blighting our mental health like the legs of Miley Cyrus and the redistribution of wealth To smite every blustering Judas smothering the free market’s drive I plight my troth to a doddering doofus for to keep my profits alive
Yes, I threw in with a dim-witted cretin craving my fortune to fellate Safeguarding my assets and freedom, I iced the king of corruption’s cake I never fit in and never ever will, but I’m living the dream now in Muskville where a pile of money trumps a creep’s moon-face and the world’s my oyster, now all mine to take
When you start to shine like a mine of gold, the girls go blind and you go bold That’s how Donald and me got to be all the rage, how now I’m “first buddy” on the Mar-a-Lago stage Don’t know much about history, America to me’s a mystery... Went for Obama and Hillary, voted Biden in 2020 then backed DeSantis in 2023, so ha-ha hee-hee and whoopie do do dee… for democracy
To have that much silver, you gotta know how to pilfer and talk up autocracy while you bow to the king Gotta be soft on plutocracy to fund a budding theocracy and kiss the poxy ring of a bloated quisling
It takes a special kind of rat to be a multibillionaire to from your habitat extract a billion times your share while spewing your seed like some patriarchal tool a Mormon gone old school with a concubine pool
I know I make ‘em jealous and they call me Space Karen They say I’m walling up my kids in a haven for my harem Deep in the heart of Texas, they say I’ve gone all Branch Davidian dancing in the dusk redness to the beat of the blood meridian
But I say there’s a crisis of fathering we have to solve if we ever want humanity to properly evolve Smart people have to have a hell of a lot more babies or the country will be had by childless cat-ladies
“It should be considered a national emergency to have kids” to make America great again and keep it off the skids Be fruitful and multiply; fill the earth and subdue it God told us to fructify, just as I too did intuit...
