00:01Oh. Hey, Stuart. Kripke.
00:03You know us?
00:04Of course I know you. What do you want?
00:06Can we come in?
00:07I'm kind of busy, but okay.
00:12Excuse the mess. I gave up giving a shit.
00:17So, watch up, buttercup.
00:20Well, this is gonna sound crazy, but we've got this machine
00:23that allows you to travel between alternate universes.
00:26See, and we just need a little abracadabra to jumpstart the damn thing.
00:30Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm all out of abracadabra.
00:33Word on the street is you're like a world-renowned sorceress.
00:37Used to be.
00:38What happened?
00:39Not that it's any of your business, but the Wizards Guild of America
00:42claimed I used my powers while we were on strike.
00:45What were you on strike for?
00:46Better dental, residuals for eternal spells. It's ridiculous.
00:50We were out for six months and basically everyone got a handful of magic beans.
00:53So, did you use your powers during the strike?
00:58My neighbor's son had a dog. A little rescue. Adorable.
01:02We called him Chocolate Chip because he kind of looked like a cookie.
01:05Mm-mm.
01:06Anyway, he ran out into traffic and a car hit him.
01:09Hmm.
01:10Then another car. Then another one.
01:15Then another one.
01:16Got it. Cars.
01:18The kid's crying. I couldn't stand there and do nothing.
01:22So, I used my powers to bring Chocolate Chip back to life.
01:25I don't see how that's breaking a strike.
01:27Exactly. Let me tell you something about Wizards Guild of America.
01:31Ninety percent of them don't even work, and yet they get to vote.
01:34Ninety. Wow.
01:36Isn't there something that you can do?
01:38You file an appeal.
01:39Not really.
01:41I mean, if there is a reversal spell that would give me my powers back,
01:45but the king in Great Anne's impossible to find.
01:48W-what are we talking about?
01:51Sathwan? Twuffles?
01:53Blood of an innocent.
01:55Not a lot.
01:56Two teaspoons.
01:58Maybe a cup.
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