00:00Hey! Jesus! Welcome to Germany!
00:03Thank you man! Long time to see you!
00:04Como estas?
00:05What do you mean, como estas? I'm from Brazil!
00:08Well, you speak Spanish, right?
00:09No, we speak Portuguese, man!
00:11It's almost the same, isn't it?
00:12No, of course not! They're two completely different languages!
00:15Ah, fuddy daddy! But you must be hungry!
00:17I'm starving, yeah!
00:18You want some breakfast?
00:19Yeah!
00:20Alrighty! I've got a real good one for you today!
00:24Are we building a house or what? What is this?
00:26This is a Vollkornbrot! The best bread from the local bakery!
00:30You're telling me this is bread?
00:32Yeah!
00:32No, man! This is not bread! This is a brick!
00:36It's hard like a brick!
00:38It sounds like a brick!
00:40It even looks like a brick! How are we gonna eat that?
00:43It's delicious! Just try it!
00:45You need a chainsaw to cut this! Look how hard it is, man!
00:48It's gonna break our teeth! You crazy!
00:52Hey, Jesus! Can you open the door? I'm in the kitchen!
00:55Yeah, sure!
00:57Hello!
00:58Package for the neighbor! Can you take it?
00:59Why should I take it? It's for the neighbor!
01:01They're not at home! Can you take it?
01:02It's not mine! Why should I take it?
01:04Because you're the neighbor!
01:05Are you giving it to me?
01:07Yes! Goodbye!
01:10I almost forgot the sausage! I bought it especially for you!
01:13What? Are we doing barbecue this early in the morning?
01:17What? No! I'm not doing barbecue! What are you talking about?
01:20So, besides the brick bread, you want me to eat raw sausage early in the morning?
01:25It's a Weisswurst! It's cooked!
01:27How is this cooked? If it's whiter than you, man!
01:33Hey, you got a package for me? No!
01:35But it says it was delivered here!
01:37No package was delivered here!
01:38Wait a second... Is that... Is that my pullover?
01:41No, I don't know what you're talking about! My mom gave me this!
01:44Hey!
01:46Why is this so chewy? It's like chewing gum, man!
01:49Bro, what are you doing? You need to peel it! You can't eat it with the skin!
01:52Since when you peel a sausage? It's nonsense, man!
01:56It's a Weisswurst! That's how you do it!
01:58Why are you mixing so complicated?
02:03Where is the bin?
02:05Hmm...
02:06Oh, I can't believe that...
02:12No...
02:12No, that's not cool...
02:15No, it's not necessary here...
02:19Ah!
02:19But why...
02:21Why it's so far? That should be besides the toilet!
02:24That's where you use it, right?
02:29How did you like the sausage?
02:30Well, for such an ugly sausage, it actually tastes pretty good!
02:35You want some fruit? I've got some mango!
02:37Oh, that would be lovely, yeah!
02:39Nice!
02:39Tastes like home!
02:41There you go!
02:45It was the worst mango I've ever eaten in my life!
02:48What is wrong with, man? It's green, it's chewy, it's watery...
02:52What are you talking about? It's amazing!
02:54How is it possible that you eat this, man?
02:56It's coming directly from Brazil!
02:58That's probably the problem!
03:00How are you gonna travel a fruit from there to here and still have it good?
03:05I like it!
03:08Oh, why does it smell so bad in here?
03:12What is going on here?
03:16Oh, did you shit in the bin or what?
03:20Oh!
03:21Oh!
03:22Such an animal!
03:24Oh, disgusting!
03:29Alright, since you didn't like breakfast, I'm gonna make you my favorite German dish, alright?
03:34And what is it?
03:34It's called Flammkuchen.
03:36And what is that?
03:37It's like a German pizza?
03:39Pizza!
03:39Oh, I love pizza, man!
03:41Let's go!
03:42Whoa, look at this!
03:43It's perfect!
03:44Perfect!
03:46What is this, man?
03:47You said we're having pizza!
03:48Well, like a German pizza, yeah?
03:51Pizza, where's the cheese?
03:53Where's the tomato sauce?
03:54No, Flammkuchen's never have tomato sauce.
03:56It's cream based.
03:57Cream in the pizza?
03:58Okay, I can live with that, but at least where are the rest of the ingredients, man?
04:02It's kind of minimalistic, you know, there's a little bit of ham, onion and cream.
04:06That's all you need.
04:07It looks like you started doing the pizza and you stopped halfway.
04:11Well, if you don't want it, it's more for me.
04:14Well, you can have it.
04:15This is so thin, you're gonna need to eat at least four to fill you up.
04:18Dude, I just found out that Ain The Machine is playing at the Wraith in an hour.
04:21You wanna go?
04:22Ain The Machine?
04:23Who is Ain The Machine, man?
04:24What?
04:24You don't know Ain The Machine?
04:26He's only one of the best techno producers out there.
04:29Never heard of him, but show me something to see if I really want to go to this.
04:33Unbelievable.
04:34Oh yeah, this is proper techno.
04:38Dude, seriously, you like this?
04:40What?
04:40Who wouldn't?
04:41Anyway, why are you brushing your teeth?
04:43Why shouldn't I?
04:44We just had lunch.
04:46Even vacation?
04:47After every meal, man.
04:49Come on, man.
04:50It's gonna be fun.
04:51What do you mean fun?
04:52The music you just played to me sounds like robot music, man.
04:55How you dance to that?
04:56If it was reggaeton at least, you know?
04:58How do you dance to Bob Marley?
05:00Like what?
05:01I forgot the way.
05:03There's a policeman.
05:05We can ask him.
05:05Ask the police.
05:06Are you crazy?
05:07Why?
05:08Well, because you're gonna get us in trouble, man.
05:11What are you talking about?
05:12Of course, man.
05:12Excuse me, officer.
05:13Can you tell me where the hot night is?
05:16I'm still hungry.
05:18You wanna go for a caba?
05:19Yeah, do they deliver?
05:21No, there's one just down the road.
05:23Let's go.
05:23No, you're crazy.
05:24It's late in the night.
05:25You're going out.
05:26So what?
05:27It's dangerous, man.
05:29What are you talking about?
05:30No, seriously, man.
05:31You might come back without a phone or without a wallet.
05:34Don't be a chicken.
05:35Man, I'm serious.
05:36Or even without your life.
05:38Man, I don't have life insurance.
05:40So where's the ticket gate?
05:41We don't have ticket gates.
05:43We have to get the tickets at the machine over there.
05:45So you mean we can get in the train without paying?
05:47Well, yeah, but it's illegal.
05:49Well, if nobody's checking, let's go.
05:51No, no.
05:52Sometimes there's controllers inside.
05:53Why?
05:53Well, why should we pay if nobody's checking, man?
05:56Let's go.
05:56If they come, we run.
05:57No, you're gonna get us in trouble.
05:58Man, are you sure this is safe?
06:01100%.
06:02Don't worry about it.
06:03Man, someone can steal us, brother.
06:05What are you talking about?
06:06This is Germany.
06:07Worst thing that's gonna happen to you is stepping in dog pool.
06:10Bro, we can even get kidnapped.
06:12Are you kidding me, man?
06:14Kidnapped?
06:14What?
06:15No, this doesn't feel safe at all.
06:17What was this, man?
06:20What the hell?
06:23Such a chicken.
06:24Unbelievable.
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