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00:33Uh, hi, Blade.
00:36Billy something, right?
00:37Willie. Willie what? I'm in your robotics class.
00:41Ugh, biogenic interfacing. I'll never get it.
00:45Well, maybe I can help. Like, tutor you or something?
00:49Tutor me?
00:50Yeah, I'm...
00:57Reckless driver, we're gonna have to find you.
01:02Hey, Blade. Shway outfit. It'd go great with my car.
01:06Don't you think?
01:08It might.
01:09Blade, about that tutoring thing.
01:11Tutoring? Does this mean you're gonna start doing homework now, too?
01:14I never said that.
01:15Good. Then let's go for a ride.
01:17Right now. Just like that.
01:19I'm a spur-of-the-moment guy.
01:21But I like a little warning.
01:23Yeah, well...
01:24Okay, then. Saturday night. Dan's at the pier.
01:29I'll think about it.
01:31But I might have other commitments.
01:33How about a ride home?
01:34She said she didn't want a ride.
01:36Wasn't talking to you, Twit.
01:41Now look what you did. You almost scratched it.
01:45You pushed him into it, dummy.
01:47Lay off him, Nash.
01:49Don't you have anything better to do?
01:51You think I'm afraid of you, McGinnis?
01:52I don't know.
01:53Are you?
01:57He's not worth it.
02:01But you are, McGinnis.
02:03Someday.
02:05Yeah, my screen died.
02:27Move those sluice beams to the first story.
02:30And watch your port.
02:31Keep that golem steady.
02:33You hear me?
02:33I copy, Frank.
02:35I copy.
02:43Yeah, that's it.
02:44Keep her steady.
02:48So what are you going to do to the guy who did?
02:51No wonder they walk all over you.
02:53I told you, Willie.
02:54Someone pushes, you push back.
02:57Yeah, like that'll work.
02:59Ah!
03:00You listen to me.
03:01I'm not raising no wuss.
03:04Will you keep it straight?
03:08I want you to take care of this, Willie.
03:10Over here.
03:12How am I supposed to do that?
03:14Hit him where it hurts.
03:16You figure it out.
03:19His car.
03:34Just when the game was getting good.
03:48I'm telling you, the golem was right there before I took my break.
03:52Golem?
03:53Galvanic lifter machine.
03:55GLM.
03:55Golem.
03:56It's a robot.
03:57Two stories tall.
03:58Thirteen tons.
03:59And this jerk loses it!
04:00Hey, hey!
04:01That's enough of that.
04:02If this golem thing is as big as you say, they couldn't have taken it too far.
04:14I'm sick of them all.
04:16How about a ride?
04:18You like that car more than me.
04:20Who's talking about cars?
04:29Guys.
04:37I know we caught that joke.
04:39Go!
04:39Let's go!
04:40Let's go!
04:40What's your mess 분들?
04:41Let's go!
04:41Let's go!
04:42What's the fuck?
04:42What's your mess?
04:43Jeez!
04:44No!
04:45No!
04:45No!
04:45No!
04:46No!
04:46No!
04:47No!
04:48No!
04:49No!
04:53Wait!
05:21Hit him where it hurts.
05:29No! Not the car!
06:11Leave us alone!
06:12Leave us alone!
06:42Got you now, stupid little bat.
06:44Got you now, stupid little bat.
06:58French fry.
07:02My hero.
07:25I don't know.
07:35The Golem's control halo was found on the rooftop, fused.
07:39Any chance they found the head that went with it?
07:41No such luck.
07:45The Golem went straight for that car.
07:47Belongs to Nelson Nash. He goes to Hill High.
07:49Know anyone who might have a grudge against him?
07:51The line starts with me and goes around the block. Twice.
07:56The Golem is now in police impound, awaiting a full investigation.
08:00And while it sits there, I can't finish the building.
08:03Just another example of technology gone bad.
08:09When I get my hands on the jerk who stole that Golem,
08:11I'm going to make him sorry he was ever born.
08:14Maybe he already is.
08:15What was that?
08:17Nothing.
08:24Come on, baby. You know I care about you. I thought you were right behind me.
08:28I was. By about a hundred feet.
08:32Big, brave Nelson.
08:34I might as well go to the dance with a twip like Willie Watt.
08:37Ugh! Willie!
08:42Are you busy Saturday night?
08:45You... you talking about the dance?
08:47Want to go or not?
08:49Uh, yeah.
08:50Great. Call me.
08:56Think I'm going to let some twip take my girl?
09:07Relax. You're saved. For now.
09:12If a twip can take your girl... your... your twip.
09:22Grandpa?
09:33Hey, Willie. You all right?
09:36Yeah. I'm great.
09:38Just great.
09:49I know you're there.
09:52Getting closer.
09:53I can feel you.
10:05Hey, schoolboy. Where's your hallway pass?
10:08Didn't nobody ever tell you not to come to Joker territory without some kind of tribute?
10:12I got something for you.
10:14A joke.
10:16All right then. Make me laugh.
10:19What's two stories tall and eats Jokers?
10:22What?
10:23Him.
10:32You're not laughing.
10:34Ugh!
10:38Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
10:40Move out! Move out!
10:47I knew you'd come.
10:48It's like you're part of me now.
10:57I'm glad Mr. Wayne gave you the night off.
10:59This wouldn't have been as much fun without you.
11:02You'd have come alone?
11:03Hey, I got a life too, you know.
11:07Willie?
11:08Yes?
11:08Your hand.
11:10Oh.
11:11Sorry.
11:20Would you like some punch?
11:21Whatever.
11:22Okay. I'll be right back.
11:25Take your time.
11:27Hey, Blade. Nice corsage.
11:29Or is it jungle camouflage?
11:31Knock it off, Reno.
11:33Can't you see how miserable she is?
11:34Like you care.
11:38I do. Really. I can't tell you how sorry I am bragged in the way I did.
11:43Give me another chance, baby.
11:44You won't be sorry.
11:45I would, but Willie.
11:47I'll take care of him.
11:49He'll understand.
11:55Somebody spike his punch.
11:59Come on, Willie boy.
12:00We gotta talk.
12:04No.
12:06I'm trying to be generous here, Watt.
12:09I don't need your generosity.
12:13Yeah, you do.
12:15AICW.
12:17AICW.
12:17AHHHHH.
12:21Oh, there they were.
12:27AICW.
12:41AICW.
13:00How convenient Mr. Watch is happy to be passing by.
13:28Oh no, sorry, I- Oh, it wasn't bad.
13:32Look.
13:35It's all wet, look at it, what are you doing?
13:36I can't see anything like that.
13:38It's Willy.
13:39It's wet, Willy.
13:42You're gonna turn into a wet Willy.
13:45Nobody stuck their finger in anybody's ear though.
13:50Someone should do something.
13:56Yeah?
13:57The golem's heading your way.
13:59I hope you brought your suit.
14:04What are you looking at, Twip?
14:08Come on Willy, Terry and I'll take you home.
14:11I don't need your help.
14:12I don't need anyone's help anymore.
14:18No!
14:32Let go!
14:41Don't mention it!
14:43Oh no!
14:53You should have stayed out of it, Batman.
14:56Willie!
15:03So you're doing this.
15:05Stop it!
15:06Right now!
15:11Willie, what are you doing?
15:15Who's the horse now, Dad?
15:28Who's the horse now, Dad?
15:45How are you doing this?
15:47With supreme satisfaction.
16:03No!
16:12Jump!
16:17Jump! I can't swim! Terrific!
16:44No!
17:28Come back. Come back.
17:32Better go talk to him. I have a feeling you won't be seeing him for a while.
17:36Yeah, sure caused a lot of trouble.
17:40Guess that means he ain't no wuss anymore.
17:47Man, they just said Nelson up the river, too. He could have drowned, will he?
17:54And the golem has been completely dismantled.
17:56As for the young thief, he's been sentenced to three years in a county juvenile facility.
18:02Channel Twitter. In other news, things are looking up for Gotham's home team.
18:06My man.
18:07Team. And now with the weekend weather outlook.
18:11What the?
18:12Ow!
18:13Ow!
18:20Ow!
18:22Ow!
18:25Ow!
18:27Ow!
