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00:00MUSIC
00:24Jamie, up a little bit more.
00:26I see you there, you there.
00:27It's not there.
00:28Does it there?
00:28No, it isn't.
00:29Keep going a little bit.
00:31That's it there.
00:31There?
00:32Yeah, keep it there.
00:33Mind that flower, please.
00:34I need more.
00:36It's just flowers.
00:44Oi, come back here.
00:48Do you know who they were?
00:49Nah.
00:51I'll get you next time.
00:53Oi, what do you think?
00:55Let's hope the marriage lasts longer than the banner, eh?
00:57Joey, will you just tie it up?
00:59Robbie, why don't you do something?
01:00Look, pass me that rope.
01:05PHONE RINGS
01:07PHONE RINGS
01:08PHONE RINGS
01:11PHONE RINGS
01:11PHONE RINGS
01:11And you can answer that.
01:14PHONE RINGS
01:26PHONE RINGS
01:27Pick it up.
01:29Listen, darling, I'm worried.
01:31I felt like last night I'd done something to upset you.
01:34Please pick it up if you're there.
01:38Look, I'm gonna be getting changed over at the Vic.
01:40Look, someone's gotta be there to open up for Tracy and Kat.
01:43Will you meet me over there?
01:46Please?
01:46Please?
01:48I do love you, darling.
01:54Well?
01:59She's been with someone else.
02:01Hey.
02:04How do you know?
02:05I can't tell you that.
02:08Who?
02:10I can't tell you that, either.
02:13Oh, man.
02:15What am I gonna do?
02:17When was this?
02:20I don't know.
02:22It was recently, I think.
02:26Who's that told you?
02:27Please, just stop asking me the questions, all right?
02:33What am I gonna do?
02:38Steve?
02:43Oh.
02:44What, am I too early?
02:53Please.
02:53What's happened?
02:56That's just it, I don't know.
03:05Excuse me.
03:14No, I'm afraid he's not in at the moment.
03:17Yeah, he is.
03:18Two o'clock, Walford Registry Office.
03:21Any time.
03:24Shouldn't you be thinking about getting your club room?
03:27Who was that?
03:28It was some woman.
03:29Wanted to know where the ceremony was being held.
03:31And did she leave her name?
03:32No.
03:33Did you tell her where?
03:34Yep.
03:42Well done, Billy.
03:43Who was it?
03:44You're just gonna tell my flaming mother, ain't ya?
03:46I thought she was dying.
03:47No, mate, it's me that's dying.
03:48They're going up the caterers.
03:50You gonna need a check?
03:51Yeah, I know that.
03:52I'm dealing with it.
03:53Just do as you're told, eh?
04:12The crisis over.
04:13Really?
04:14Yeah.
04:15I'm glad to hear you.
04:23I know exactly what I'm gonna do.
04:29So, he was perfectly alright when you arrived at the club?
04:32I mean, he calls Billy out for something, and when he comes back, he's barely talking to me.
04:36And you were with Phil when this happened?
04:38Yeah.
04:38Well, it can't have been him then, can it?
04:41And who else could have told him?
04:42I don't know.
04:43Only Mark, and he wouldn't say anything.
04:45Right, so what's it about then?
04:47I mean, I tried phoning him this morning, but we wouldn't even pick up the phone.
04:49Well, maybe he weren't in.
04:51Look, he's 35 years old.
04:54He's never even lived with a woman before.
04:56He's having an attack of the jitters, that's all.
05:02Any way you can go through with it then?
05:14Tracy will be here in a minute.
05:15She's in charge.
05:20I say, what an absolute picture.
05:22Go and fix the tap on the gents, will you?
05:24What do you have?
05:24Listen, I just had a shave in there and it's still dripping.
05:27Now, go on.
05:27Yes, boss.
05:37So.
05:39All set?
05:41Let's do it.
06:08Oh, the car's here.
06:10Yeah.
06:10Should be two minutes.
06:11Thanks.
06:12Morning, Dorothy.
06:14You stay away from me.
06:16I've only had a few drinks.
06:17I've only had a bit of a laugh.
06:18Which is what you always say.
06:20You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
06:22Don't tell me you weren't just a little bit excited.
06:24What about your varicose veins?
06:27Oh.
06:29So, Dot hasn't forgiven you yet?
06:31Well, the problem with her is, I've awoken animal urges in her and she don't know what
06:36to do with them.
06:43You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
06:45You what?
06:46That'll be us one day.
06:48Oh, yeah.
06:48And gives me butterflies in my stomach.
06:50You too.
06:52When Charlie and me got married, we had a car like that.
06:56Of course, it were new then.
06:57Still, none of us getting no younger.
07:00Oh, look.
07:01Can you see what I see?
07:03Say one thing about him, he's got a lot of courage.
07:05Either that or he's incredibly stupid.
07:22Her father didn't turn up then.
07:24Wonder who he's avoiding.
07:53Oh, hi.
08:13They're just clearing up from the last function over two minutes, right?
08:21Well, if I wasn't nervous before I am now
08:30Hello, Mum
08:36So when do I get the slap?
08:38Now or later?
08:44Come here
08:51I never know where you're going to be, do I?
08:54Where is she?
08:57How did you find out when I was getting married?
08:58I understand, she's a barmaid
09:00Oh, so you've been doing your homework
09:02And a divorcee
09:04So what if she is?
09:06Hence the registry office
09:09Mum, you know, the reason I didn't invite you
09:11I just, I thought you were going to be too sick to come
09:15Liar, just like your father
09:16You thought it was best to get the old witch out of the way
09:18Look, the last time I saw you
09:20You only had weeks to live
09:21So let's not start talking about liars, eh?
09:23Did you have a nice Christmas?
09:26Do you want to hear about mine?
09:28Oh, if you're going to be like this, why'd you come?
09:31You were asking that of your own mother?
09:34If you're here because you want me to be happy, then fine
09:36If you're here to stick your own in, you know where the door is
09:40Mum in
09:46No problem?
09:48I don't remember inviting you
09:50Well, I just assumed after last time
09:52I don't assume anything
09:53He didn't see fit to invite even his own mother
09:57You're not going to introduce us, Stephen?
10:00Phil Mitchell
10:03He's an old friend of mine
10:05Well, Steve never told me he had such a glamorous mother
10:10He likes to pretend that he hasn't got a mother at all
10:16Excuse me
10:20So, tell me
10:22Do you know the bride?
10:24Oh, yes
10:27What can you tell me about her?
10:31What, you've, er, not met her before?
10:34My son is ashamed of me
10:38Really?
10:39Well, his father was never there
10:40And I had to do all the disciplining
10:43And being headstrong
10:44He resented, though
10:46Seems silly to turn your back on your own family, though, doesn't it?
10:49Is your mother still alive?
10:51Oh, yeah, yeah
10:52Yeah, she lives just over the road
10:54I...
10:55I see her every day
10:57Be lost without her
10:58She's a lucky woman
11:01The rest of us have to battle on
11:04And do the best we can
11:08She's long been an inspiration to me
11:14A mother of the nation
11:17What a very nice boy you are
11:28They are
11:30What I tell you
11:35Come on
11:36Oh, no
11:44What's he doing here?
11:45She looks quite nice
11:48Oh, no, that's the, er
11:49That's the bridesmaid
11:51It's the ice queen
11:54He's marrying
11:56Come and meet my mum
11:59Mum, I'd like to meet Melanie
12:00Melanie, this is my mum
12:01Hi
12:02Pleased to meet you
12:04And this is Lisa
12:05She's Mel's best mate
12:06She's going to be bridesmaid today
12:08Pleased to meet you
12:09Look, me and Mel have got to go upstairs
12:10And have a quick word with the registrar
12:12I'm going to be kicking off in a minute
12:15Come on
12:21So, you two know each other, do you?
12:26Excuse me, there's someone I've got to go and talk to
12:33Funny girl
12:37Thanks
12:38Thank you
12:43We can call everybody through now
12:48Steve, are you all right?
12:50Why shouldn't I be?
12:52Is there something you're not telling me?
12:56What?
12:57What's so funny?
13:00Later
13:12Who are the witnesses?
13:14Yes
13:14If you'd like to come to the front and sit either side of the bride and groom
13:28Welcome everybody
13:30Stephen
13:31Melanie
13:32Before you're joined in matrimony
13:34I must remind you of the solemn and binding character of the vows you're about to make
13:41Mitchell!
13:48Hey, he won't be in
13:50Where is he?
13:50You might catch him at the reception
13:52You go down that road
13:53Yeah, mate, I know where it is
13:59I do solemnly declare that I know not of any lawful impediment
14:03Why I, Melanie Jane Healy, may not be joined in matrimony to Stephen Richard Owen
14:09Why I, Melanie Jane Healy, may be joined in matrimony to Stephen Richard Owen
14:15May not be joined
14:16Sorry, sorry, may not be joined in matrimony to Stephen Richard Owen
14:23If you'd now like to exchange the rings
14:40And if you'd now like to read from the card
14:45I call upon these persons here present to witness that I, Stephen Richard Owen, do take thee, Melanie Jane Healy,
14:55to be my lawful wedded wife
14:56I call upon these persons here present to witness that I, Melanie Jane Healy, do take thee, Stephen Richard Owen,
15:09to be my lawful wedded husband
15:14I now declare you man and wife
15:16You may kiss the bride
15:19Just in case you were wondering
15:24I know
15:47Aye, aye, fine, the little grease monkey
15:49What do you think you're doing?
15:50Very nice
15:51I bet this cost a few, Bob, didn't it?
15:53You ain't even supposed to be here, now, get out
15:54All right, Bill, calm down, don't go into one
15:56I had a little word with Steve, everything's sorted
15:59Let bygones be bygones and all that
16:01Yeah, got an invitation, have you?
16:02I'll tell you what, that chicken's lovely
16:04You should try some, but wash your hands first, eh?
16:06Just leave the food alone
16:07You know my trouble, Bill, didn't you?
16:08I see something I want and I take it
16:10Can't help it
16:11Bad, innit?
16:12Now, listen, I'm gonna be in Steve's office
16:15When Bill gets here, tell him I want a little word, yeah?
16:21Lovely
16:22Let me just move that further in down there
16:26Lovely
16:29Lovely
16:30And, er, if we could have everybody now, then
16:33Steve, please
16:34I'm gonna talk about it later
16:36Your, um, mother and father were unable to make it, my mummy
16:40No
16:41They're divorced, I understand
16:43Who told you that?
16:46Philip
16:47He's such a lovely young man
16:51Now, tell me
16:52When did you first decide that you wanted to become a barmaid?
16:57Mrs. Hurley
16:57Why don't you call me Mum?
16:59OK, bride and groom in the middle, please
17:01Mum, next to the groom
17:03And, er, witnesses either side
17:06And if you, sir, could just, er, step in
17:08Lovely
17:10And, er, you, sir
17:11If you could stand next to, er, this young lady over here
17:15Just give me one moment
17:18Are you here just to torment me?
17:20No
17:22I'm here to torment myself
17:24OK, and if we can have a big smile, please
17:28Lovely
17:30Oh, smashing
17:33And another
17:35Lovely
17:35And again
17:37Ah, that's lovely
17:38All done
17:42Mum, look, er, I'll have a word with Pepe, eh?
17:44See if he can give you a ride back to reception
17:46I think I'm already taken care of
17:48Is that all right with you, Philip?
17:50Yeah, of course
17:51No problem
17:52We can have a nice long chat
17:59Ah, I see you're wearing your eternity ring again
18:03How nice
18:04Ah, not with it being a wedding
18:06It, er, felt fitting
18:08Ah
18:09I think I'm going to puke
18:11Here, everybody
18:12They're back
18:25How does it feel now he's made an honest woman of your milk?
18:27Yeah, smashing, thank you
18:30All right?
18:31Steve
18:32For the last time, I just need to know who told you
18:34Just keep smiling
18:37You're lovely, darling
18:38Oh, thanks, Pat
18:39Come on, then
18:39Just like Audrey Hepburn, hey?
18:45Makes you feel old, doesn't it?
18:58So, which was her first husband?
19:03That's him coming through now
19:04How long were they married for?
19:07Properly
19:07About three hours
19:10Now, don't get me wrong
19:12Mel's a very popular girl
19:15If you know what I mean
19:16I'm not sure that I do
19:20Well, I don't think it's right to go into it
19:23What a gentleman you are
19:27Not a lot of people call me that
19:30One recognises a gentleman
19:32By his capacity to distinguish between a great shabbly
19:37And cheap plonk
19:41Am I getting warm?
19:43Yeah, but what confuses people
19:45Is when the cheap plonk comes with a fancy label
19:50I think we understand one another
19:53Mind you
19:54If all you're really interested in is getting drunk
19:57It don't really matter, does it?
19:59Yeah
20:04You got here first, then?
20:06Yes, Philip's a very good driver
20:09He knows all the short cuts
20:11And what happened to Will Power?
20:13It's just my way of saying I'm
20:15Very happy for you both
20:17You've been looked after them, Mum?
20:19Yes
20:19No, thank you
20:21Melanie
20:22Come and sit with me
20:25So that I can get to know you better
20:31Someone to see you in Steve's office
20:34Dan Sullivan
20:37Barbara
20:38Excuse me one moment
20:44Oi
20:44I know exactly why you're doing this
20:47And you leave her alone
20:48No, that's what you do, Steve
20:50Round here, we look after our mums
20:52Ain't anybody told you that?
20:55Steve, why don't you just leave it?
20:56Well, just watch his drinking
20:59Who invited you?
21:00Do you know?
21:02Me and Mel are just like that
21:04Since when?
21:06We'll ask Lisa
21:08She'll tell her
21:10Lisa?
21:11Not now, Ian
21:13Go on, Liz, tell him
21:15Come on
21:17Come away
21:20You know she came round my house here, right, didn't she?
21:23Begged me to take her back
21:25But like I said to her at a time
21:26She's soiled goods these days
21:30Still
21:30All I have to do is
21:32All I have to do is click my fingers
21:38I was just telling your new wife
21:42That you're very lucky to have a friend like Philip
21:45He and I have had the most interesting conversation
21:50Just going to have a word with Lisa
21:54Lisa
21:57We were wrong
21:58Steve knows
22:00It has to be Phil
22:02Leave her, Mel
22:03She's upset
22:19What?
22:21Did you really think I was going to let it go?
22:24I mean, it's not as if you're struggling and you can't afford it, is it?
22:28I'm going to give you five seconds
22:31If I was you, Phil
22:33I'd think very, very carefully about what you're doing
22:37One
22:39Because I'm in with the in crowd these days
22:40And to tell you the truth, mate
22:42Compared to them, well
22:44You are very, very small potatoes
22:47Two
22:49Don't say I didn't warn you
22:50Three
22:52So when you get back on the old sauce?
22:55Four
22:56I hope you've got eyes in the back of your head
22:58Because you're going to need them
23:00Five
23:08You're going to regret that?
23:10Yeah, well, I would do, but there's plenty more out there
23:12I can always get myself a refill, can't I?
23:22What is it Lisa knows?
23:23Ian, please
23:24It's not the right time
23:27All right
23:28If you won't tell me
23:33Is it true what he said?
23:35About asking him to take you back?
23:37No
23:38Look at me
23:41What's Ian doing?
23:42Ian!
23:43I'm taking care of it
23:45Oi
23:46Do I tell you something?
23:47You couldn't take care of a wealth store, old son
23:49Not about going bankrupt
23:50I just want to know what you meant
23:52I told you
23:53Ask Lisa
23:55She don't want to tell you
23:56Hey, no you don't
23:57Hey, hey, not too close
23:58That smell of fish
23:59Oi
24:00Leave him alone
24:02You know what, I think you're getting your husbands mixed up, sweetheart
24:04It's that one you've got to look after today
24:06I want you to go
24:08What, and leave Steve's mum all on her own?
24:10Don't make a scene, just go, Phil
24:12I mean it
24:14Of course
24:15If Lisa won't tell you
24:17You could always ask Mel
24:20What?
24:24You want to know what she was like?
24:26Well, your answer's good
24:28Pretty good
24:33But not as good as your mum?
24:34No, not at all
24:36Mind you
24:37They both had plenty of practice, hadn't they?
24:39You are to...
24:40You come back here
24:42Ian
24:42You stay here
24:43Both here
24:49Uh-oh
24:50Tears before bedtime
24:52Another one of them plays, mate
25:03Hey!
25:04Rachel!
25:16Well, come on, Ian
25:18That's just the excuse I need
25:20Yeah
25:20Ian, leave it
25:22Come on
25:24Leave it
25:29I told you to stay inside
25:34Hey, what do you think you are?
25:47Don't you think you are doing?
25:49No!
25:49Phil!
25:52Please
25:58It's all right, Jim
25:59We're taking care of it
26:02Well, at least he knows what you're really like now, Danny, eh?
26:06What do you think you're staring at, eh?
26:09Do you want to get Mel to give her some tips?
26:11She could do with some help in the bedroom department
26:21Easy
26:21Oh
26:22Get out
26:25I'm just worried there's going to be trouble, that's all
26:28I've heard all about what he's like when he gets drunk
26:30Just hang on a minute, all right?
26:32Steve
26:32What's happened to you?
26:33What?
26:34I turned the tap on around the gents and when it came off from your hand
26:36I mean, there's water everywhere, it's like the River Nile out there, mate
26:40Billy
26:42What are you like?
26:43It's not my fault, is it?
26:45Come on, let's get your own one into some dry clothes
26:48Come on
26:52Good
26:52I can start enjoying myself now
26:55I just wanted to kill him
26:57I just wanted to kill him
26:59If he carries on drinking, he'll kill himself
27:02Look, make sure he stays here till he's calmed down, yeah?
27:05I can't stay, I'm going to have to get back in there
27:06I'll see you later
27:10Are you all right?
27:17Matt's just told me everything
27:22Are you all right?
27:26Lovely spread
27:27Smashing do
27:29Biddy your father couldn't come
27:30Are you enjoying yourself?
27:32Well, now it's Phil Mitchell
27:33About to smash Ian Bealham
27:35Yeah, with his scaffold pole
27:36Look out in the street
27:37What's this?
27:39Oh, you're talking to me now, are you?
27:40What if I don't want to talk to you?
27:42Hello?
27:43Listen, everyone
27:44If I'm just having your attention
27:45I've got a bit of a problem
27:46We're flooding the gents
27:47Hey!
27:48Yeah, I'm afraid
27:49If it gets any deeper
27:50We're going to be doing the speeches
27:51Standing in six inches of water
27:53So what I want you to do
27:54Is grab a bottle
27:55And a plate of food
27:56And make way over to the Vic
27:57We're going to be doing the speeches
27:58And the clapping of the cake
27:59And the whatnot over there, alright?
28:00Right, come on then
28:02Come on then
28:02Right, you take this one
28:03I'll have that
28:04Be careful, yeah?
28:05Okay, Jim
28:06Oh, it's alright
28:06Grab that bit
28:07Can you grab that last stand?
28:22Hello?
28:26Who is this?
28:55Oh my!
28:56Oh my!
29:07Ian, where are you going?
29:08I just need to be by myself.
29:10You go in there and enjoy yourself.
29:12I'll see you later, all right?
29:16This is an emergency.
29:17I need a plumber, and I need him here now.
29:20Because if this lot isn't sorted within the next 15 minutes,
29:23we are going to need the fire brigade to pump us out.
29:25Got me?
29:46Melanie.
29:49You remind me very much of a girl that Steve used to go out with
29:55when he was 16.
29:58Cynthia.
30:00Very charmy, at least on the surface.
30:03He was quite besotted with her.
30:06Really.
30:07Though Anne was always...
30:08How can I put this?
30:11A trifle suspicious.
30:13Just a little bit too good to be true.
30:16She was, of course, extraordinarily beautiful,
30:20and men very rarely see much beyond that.
30:23Yeah.
30:24Well, he's not 16 any longer.
30:26Men are always 16 when it comes to women.
30:29Of course, it all ended in tears.
30:32She stopped returning his calls, and he went round there
30:37to find out what was going on,
30:39and the door was opened by his best friend.
30:45He cried in my arms for a week.
30:49I don't think he's ever entirely got over it.
30:52Why are you telling me this?
30:53Well, part of him's been looking for another Cynthia ever since,
30:58and I think maybe he's finally found her.
31:08Sorry, everybody.
31:09I know you must be hardly sick of all the speeches.
31:13No, no, but I just want to make it known
31:15to all our many friends who have been so supportive
31:19over the last few difficult weeks that,
31:22well, Pat and I, we're now officially back together.
31:26Oh, my son.
31:29She's wearing the ring to prove it.
31:33Oh, Melanie.
31:34Hang on a minute, Mum.
31:35And on that very happy note, right,
31:37Melanie are going to have to love you and leave you.
31:39Charlie's waiting outside.
31:40He's going to take us down to the hotel.
31:41Oh, yeah.
31:42Get in, my son.
31:43And then in the morning, we're going to the Caribbean,
31:45where we're going to be thinking about all of you
31:47sloshing around in the mud and the rain, right?
31:49And you know me.
31:50I'm a stand-up geezer.
31:51I will send you all a postcard, but with a bit of luck,
31:54I don't think I'll have the time.
31:56Oh, my son.
31:57Mia, has anyone seen Mark?
31:59I don't know.
31:59He's disappeared.
32:00I thought you might have gone to find Ian.
32:01Well, he could have said.
32:05Mum, thanks for coming.
32:08Oh, darling.
32:09I hope you'll be very happy together.
32:13All right.
32:14So she's a tart, but she's a very pretty tart.
32:18I beg your pardon?
32:19You should speak to Philip.
32:22He seems to know a great deal about her.
32:25Have a lovely honeymoon.
32:30Give me strength.
32:31Why about it?
32:33Come on, you two.
32:33Dad's got the cab outside.
32:34Oh, wait.
32:35Where's Lisa?
32:35I really want to say goodbye to Lisa.
32:37Poor old Dad's frozen out there.
32:38No, come on.
32:38Let's go.
32:39Really?
32:40Yeah.
32:41Right, you off?
32:42Yes.
32:42Thank you, son.
32:42All blessed.
32:43Have a great time now.
32:45Thank you, too.
32:47Thank you, too.
33:10Steve, are you all right?
33:12Yeah, it's just my mum being her usual self.
33:14It's not your problem.
33:17Actually, Charlie, will you pull over here for me?
33:18I just want to check that Billy's got everything under control.
33:22The last thing I need is to come back off honeymoon and find a club six foot underwater.
33:24Oh, shit.
33:26It won't be long.
33:32Jim tells me there was a bit of argy-bargy earlier on.
33:35Well, how do you mean?
33:36Well, Ian and Phil having a go at one another.
33:38Oh, no, it was nothing.
33:39It's all sorted out now.
33:41Of course the French have a phrase for that, you know.
33:44Chiche la femme.
33:45Somewhere along the line there's a woman involved.
33:47You might mark words.
33:50Behind it, glaciers coming off those peaks right down to sea level.
33:56And you have a bay that is unique along this coast.
34:05Plafco came to Latina with a story by Miller in 1953.
34:11They came to survey for all of them.
34:15We didn't find any patrol here today.
34:17But what we did find was something that happened on a cataclysmic scale.
34:21And we spent a large part of our time trying to understand.
34:30For crying out loud.
34:32Was it evidence for a previously unknown...
34:39I know who you are!
34:45I know who you are.
34:46The next time I see you...
34:48I'm gonna turn you back sides.
34:52You hear me?
35:04I know who you are.
35:10The next time I see you...
35:11That's the guy making the boat.
35:13I'm making fire.
35:13I'm...
35:29You shouldering cold, man.
35:29There's so many stars out there.
35:29I know who you are now.
35:29I've done it!
35:35I 102 at the set.
35:35Its below Sanctuary 7, feet 1rrh.