00:002, 4, 8, 5, 3, 9, 97, 97.
00:05Corbin, a little fun for us, huh?
00:12Yes, gentlemen, we do have some fun.
00:14And boy, do I miss that theme song.
00:15I miss the World Cup.
00:16I just want to say that right now.
00:18But I was wondering what that was.
00:20We have volume two of red card, yellow card, or no card.
00:25Stoney, you've never played.
00:27Rico, you've played this.
00:27Yeah, you've played it before.
00:28Yes.
00:29So basically, I'll give you a prompt, and you'll be either putting up a red, yellow, or none at all.
00:33So with that being said, let's get right to it.
00:36And this will be sports, real-life stuff, and whatnot.
00:38You'll see as we go.
00:39From the Bible.
00:40Yes, from the Bible.
00:42Obviously, Jameer Gibbs just got his contract.
00:44So did B. John Robinson down in Atlanta.
00:47Sitting out for a new contract in sports.
00:50Red, yellow, or none?
00:51Let me know.
00:55The sit-out or the sit-in?
00:56Yeah.
00:57I guess just sitting out.
00:59You're not practicing at that point.
01:02I'm going to give you a yellow card because it's pointless.
01:10Because you're going to sign anyway.
01:13So, stupid.
01:15I'm going to have to agree with you, Stoney.
01:17I'm going to go yellow card because I guess it's one of those things, you know.
01:24Well, I guess it's the amount of leverage.
01:26If you're Anzalone, no.
01:28Dude, you're not coming back.
01:30They're not into you anymore.
01:31But, yellow card, because it should have been taken care of beforehand.
01:37You're kind of hurting your teammates and your team because you're kind of there, but you're not there.
01:44Hurry up and wrap this thing up.
01:46I would agree.
01:47So, that's three yellow cards right there.
01:48Book them.
01:49All righty.
01:50I experienced this earlier this past week on Monday.
01:53I had an appointment of some sort.
01:57And someone saw me walk in the elevator.
01:59They didn't hold the elevator for me.
02:01So, when you don't do that or if someone doesn't do it for you, is that a red, yellow, or
02:05none?
02:06That's a red card.
02:08You have a chance to do the right thing, you hold the elevator.
02:13Now, sometimes there are some things on the symbols, because I've tried this before, and I'm not sure whether it's
02:20a hold or, you know, shut the door or keep it open.
02:23You hit the wrong one.
02:25I've done that to somebody before.
02:26But, no, I think that's a red card.
02:29Politeness.
02:30So, you were coming up to the elevator.
02:33I was within, like, reasonable distance to where...
02:37I have a couple questions.
02:38Okay.
02:39Was the elevator full?
02:40No, it was one other person.
02:42Okay.
02:43Did she just not like you?
02:45I mean, I don't know the person.
02:47We didn't know one another unless...
02:48Were you giving creepy vibes?
02:50Not at all.
02:51I was trying to get to work after.
02:52As John Jansen would ask you, was she hot?
02:55She's old enough to be probably like my grandmother, so...
02:57Okay.
02:58Wow.
03:00Yeah, that's a red card.
03:02It's a red card.
03:02I would agree.
03:04I mean, especially if it were the other way around, she would be so angry.
03:09Like, you didn't hold the door open for me.
03:11You didn't do it for me.
03:13Exactly.
03:14So, we're all in agreement so far.
03:15That's three red cards.
03:16Book them.
03:17All right.
03:17Let's go back to sports real quick.
03:19And this one hits a little too close to home.
03:23The Red Wing's not having a new GM yet.
03:25What the hell's going on with there?
03:26I'll just say it.
03:27No pun intended.
03:29Red card.
03:31I'm going to say yellow card because the Larkin situation, if they're going to get any phone calls, it's going
03:41to go over to the owner anyway, probably.
03:45But pretty soon, I would be there with the red card.
03:49But right now, it's still August, another month or another two more weeks, I would say yellow, a red card.
03:57But right now, yellow.
03:58So, I'm going to say red card.
04:04My opinion, you're giving away the season.
04:08You don't even look that interested in what's going to happen this year.
04:14Is your captain your captain?
04:17Is he going to be there?
04:19What's going to happen?
04:21Who's in control?
04:22Who's in charge?
04:23What are you doing?
04:24Do they not know that the season is coming up?
04:28So, Major, can you give out a double red card?
04:31For this moment, I will give you that.
04:33Okay, thank you.
04:35All right, so we're all booking at the same time.
04:37I like this, so book the Red Wings for that.
04:39Let's go to the world of restaurants right now.
04:41One trend that I've been seeing over the past couple of years, especially as of lately, and I'm getting slightly
04:45irritated about it.
04:47Fries costing extra and just not coming with the meal.
04:51Really?
04:52Oh, I see it all the time now.
04:53You know what?
04:54Here's what I've seen.
04:55The fries that come with the meal, you have to actually purchase more because you have like 10 fries.
05:01And it's like, really?
05:02This is it?
05:03And then you seem like a jerk to the waitstaff, and it's like, come on, man.
05:08What type of restaurant is it?
05:10That's the other thing.
05:11I won't say names, but it's like those, like, I don't know, like the...
05:16Middle of the row, like...
05:18Yeah, like kind of like the weird, like, we call our burgers handhelds, those type.
05:22Type.
05:22Okay.
05:25It depends on their menu, if it says, like, sides extra.
05:30It just says that the one I see always has it, like, on the top of, like, burgers, sandwiches, or
05:34whatever.
05:34And it says, like, fries extra, however much they have.
05:38It varies from different places.
05:39That's a yellow card for me because I think sometimes you should be able to get them, but it depends
05:47on the restaurant.
05:48Now, I'm going to go red card.
05:50It's fries.
05:50This ain't breaking the bank.
05:52This ain't hurting your bottom line.
05:54Just give the people their fries because, truly, a buddy of mine, we literally have picked a restaurant now.
06:01Now, we don't have to sit there and be like, okay, can you just bring us some fries?
06:05It's almost become a point of contention.
06:08Like, seriously, because we don't want to...
06:11Look, your tip is based on this.
06:13Keep the fries coming.
06:15Bring us some fries because 10 fries ain't happening.
06:18I would agree with that.
06:19I'm a big fries fan, so I need a lot.
06:21But I'm happy that this was mentioned earlier, Stoney, early on in the show.
06:26Gambling on preseason games, no matter what sport it is.
06:29Red card.
06:32Unless you have some inside information, it's red card.
06:36Yeah.
06:39Yeah, that is...
06:43I'm going to say yellow card because this is probably the one time they accept, like, the family members of
06:50the people who you know
06:51aren't going to...
06:51I can have a betting slip with your name on this betting slip.
06:56You know the person's not going to get it, but it's just kind of a cool keepsake souvenir to actually
07:02say you were in the NFL.
07:05Other than that, those are the only people allowed.
07:07Your family member or friend is not a part of this.
07:11Parlay, don't bet, so I'll go yellow.
07:14Ladies and gentlemen, that was red card, yellow card, or no card, volume three on 97.1.
07:21Ladies and gentlemen, thank you.
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