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00:05So I'll just need 30 seconds to perform this. It's basically an activity where the brain
00:11sends signals to the other one and it becomes a clash. You try to do something from one hand
00:19and the other hand. But together when you do it, not everyone is able to do it. You all can
00:25try
00:26it. If you think you can do it, one hand in clockwise motion, another hand in anti-clockwise motion.
00:33So you need to do this too.
00:43So you're saying my brain is bad. My brain is bad.
00:46You're saying my brain is bad. You're saying all signals are like this.
00:49So yeah, this is my only talent.
00:51Okay, this is my only talent.
00:52Yeah, this is my only talent.
00:53Fuck man.
00:55You've made this form.
00:59You've made a link. You've made so much money.
01:02And I'll do it for this.
01:10My brain is bad for our curator.
01:15So Kaushika Ji.
01:17Yeah.
01:19I'll do it for you if you can try it.
01:22I'll do it for you if you can try it.
01:23Can you please come in the center of the studio?
01:26Let's have Samir in the center of the studio.
01:28And can you show him properly?
01:30Yeah.
01:30Yeah.
01:30One hand in clockwise motion.
01:32Okay.
01:33Another hand in anti-clockwise motion.
01:35And you have to do this together.
01:39Okay, switch.
01:41Switch.
01:45But it was like this.
01:46I have to do it for you.
01:47Yeah.
01:48Yeah.
01:49So what kind of work is coming in life?
01:52I may be at some time a virus.
01:55I may be at some time a virus.
01:56What can happen?
01:57Oh, a virus is the only one.
02:00And maybe I may be at some time a Lana Rhodes.
02:12So, Kaushika ji, what do you do apart from this shit?
02:16I run an agency.
02:18You run an agency? You are the owner of the agency?
02:20Yes.
02:21Wow.
02:22So much love you, I can't tell you.
02:23When you come to the stage, I feel like you're a freak.
02:27You need a brand.
02:29So much you're a freak.
02:31I can't handle the vibration.
02:33Plus GST.
02:37With 2% reduction.
02:39But you'll get extra usage.
02:42Okay.
02:43I have been learning to drive scooty for 8 years now, but I still can't drive.
02:48That's like me and comedy, babe.
02:50We're the same.
02:51That's what I want to do, I want to do this.
02:55Why not?
03:11You are good at UNO. You win a lot.
03:15Reverse, right?
03:15No smell.
03:20That's great, man.
03:22So, make some noise for Kaushik Ponyha ji.
03:24Kaushika.
03:24Kaushika Ponyha ji.
03:25Thank you so much for joining.
03:27So, time to score her, man.
03:29So, you've done...
03:30I don't know how much to score you.
03:34So, I'm on the edge.
03:35I've given you 5.
03:36I'm giving you 6.5 and I'm taking 1.5.
03:41So, 5.5.
03:425.5.
03:43If you're taking 1.5, it's less than that, right?
03:49Okay.
03:546.
03:54And the secret to making money, Kaushika, is to inherit it.
04:015.
04:015.
04:032.
04:042.
04:05For using both her hands.
04:07Let me write this video in the comments.
04:10So, your average is 4.5.
04:13I have more than that.
04:198.5.
04:20Oh no.
04:22Thank you so much for joining Kaushika Ponyha ji.
04:25Take care.
04:28People are more than 8.5.
04:29They are very confident in their lives.
04:32Personally, I'm not from China.
04:35I'm from Thailand.
04:37Don't see here.
04:39Just kidding.
04:40Just kidding.
04:40And I'm from Natchel.
04:4239.
04:42Those who forgot the CBSE people.
04:45Oh!
04:47Recently, I went to Rajasthan.
04:51There were people sent me to foreigners.
04:55What?
04:57It's closed.
04:58Oh, it's okay.
05:00Sorry.
05:01It's from China.
05:05You can start the premise again.
05:07Recently.
05:09Recently, I went to Rajasthan.
05:11I went to Rajasthan.
05:11I sent me to foreigners.
05:14I had to buy a ticket in the US.
05:16I had to buy a ticket in the US.
05:18I had to buy a ticket in the US.
05:19I was asked to buy a ticket in the US.
05:24What?
05:25What?
05:25I asked a uncle.
05:26Do you eat a chicken in the US?
05:29What?
05:29What?
05:30What?
05:31I always bought a chicken in the US.
05:32I was like to see his cat.
05:38That's it guys.
05:39Thank you, guys. Thank you.
05:42Jesse, you performed like a first-timer performs.
05:46You did very well as a first-timer. Very nice.
05:50When are you doing it?
05:51Today.
05:54It's your first time?
05:55Yes, my first time on stage. So I was...
05:58God forbid.
06:01Jesse Ji, I want you to give up.
06:04You are very cute.
06:06And you are so natural.
06:08And you don't feel like you are doing it in the first time.
06:11Because you are so enjoying it yourself.
06:13Yes. I mean, I have nervousness in your face.
06:15But the smile on your end was quite right.
06:17I mean, we were crying.
06:19Copping.
06:20I don't get a laugh.
06:23Have you ever eaten a dog?
06:25No, I have a pet.
06:27But it's such a lie.
06:28Because my friends eat themselves, I know.
06:30Okay, so you don't call them at home?
06:32Yes.
06:33I've eaten a pet dog sometimes.
06:35What?
06:36Yes.
06:37Yes.
06:38I think you are talking like this.
06:40No, I'm not talking like this.
06:41Oh, that's the dog style.
06:51You have written, I have three grandmothers.
06:54Yes.
06:54What?
06:55Which side?
06:56Dadi or Nani?
06:57Nani.
06:57Nana.
07:26Nana.
07:28I have two grandmothers.
07:31I have two grandmothers.
07:58I have two grandmothers.
08:05I have two grandmothers.
08:06I have two grandmothers.
08:19I have two grandmothers.
08:20I have two grandmothers.
08:47Wanted to go to the boss, Tunisia?
08:56How could you say him your maids?
09:00You could ask him your maids.
09:09How can you say him?
09:14I mean, of course, what was the time that he had to do in that?
09:21He was probably a serpent.
09:23Oh!
09:24Oh!
09:25Wow!
09:26He was born a whole town and then...
09:29Now I'm a serpent.
09:35It's a logical promotion.
09:37Do you live in Delhi or do you live especially with Arun Achil?
09:40No, I live here, Gazeban.
09:42Okay.
09:42Oh!
09:43Oh!
09:45Arun Achil so, Siddha, Gazeabaz.
09:47Thoda Jamna ki is taraf to a jate.
09:51Bhai, crazy family hai aap, yaar genuinely.
09:54Ye wahan common hai aapke gaon mein?
09:56Haan, ab to thoda change ho gaya.
09:58Pahele kiunki hum to...
09:58Aap guzar gai nana ji to.
10:01Gengiz Khan to ninh tan kana hao aapke nana ji ka.
10:09Woh samjari usko.
10:12Gengiz Khan na kya kiya tha.
10:14Kya kiya tha.
10:15Gengiz Khan was the OG Maheep Singh.
10:19Oh man.
10:20To aapko disabled kids...
10:22Disabled is the right word we can use?
10:24Yes.
10:24Thakke to...
10:25Oh...
10:26Aap ter ko samaj aya.
10:27Laga ki ki...
10:29Ki right word kya hote hain.
10:30Rong words kya hain.
10:31Bada sensitive aami hai.
10:32Bada sensitive aami hai.
10:32Samai lihaav?
10:34Samai...
10:34Hi God, Samai change ho gai.
10:36That's something new.
10:37Toh...
10:38Lullo ko kabse sikha raha hain haap?
10:40Haan?
10:42Haan?
10:42Haan?
10:45Sorry, sorry.
10:46Sorry, sorry.
10:46Yeh kaart dhe kaart dhe.
10:48Toh...
10:48Disabled kids ko aapko...
10:50Kyo sikha na hai?
10:52Aisai mujhe...
10:53Kits bhout pasan hai.
10:54Maitlab dousro ke.
10:55Maitla aise tarikhan mein nahi.
10:58Samai yaar.
11:00Uspe kya opinion haapka?
11:01Stephen Hawking ka jo aya tha...
11:02Woh...
11:03Epstein?
11:03Epstein Island pe jaake bachche...
11:05Unko bhi pasan te bhout.
11:08Pata nahi uspe toh.
11:09Uspe kuch nahi.
11:10Uspe kuch nahi.
11:11Uspe kuch nahi ya.
11:13Achoo liya.
11:14I'm gonna be able to put up word.
11:21Chala!
11:22Sorry, sorry.
11:23What are your views on marriage?
11:25Are you already married?
11:26Are you single?
11:27Are you looking for someone in a relationship?
11:29Nah, I'm in a relationship.
11:30He came with me today.
11:31Oh, he's here?
11:32If you both don't mind,
11:34can we bring him?
11:35Yeah, sure.
11:37What's his name?
11:38Kevin.
11:39Round of applause for Kevin, everyone.
11:40Round of applause for Kevin.
11:43Where did you get them?
11:46I got them in Gaziabad.
11:46I got them in Gaziabad.
11:48Like...
11:49The two were running away from someone.
11:52Do you know at home?
11:53Yes.
11:53Do you know at home?
11:55No, I don't know at home.
11:56You'll know at home.
11:57But you won't know at home.
11:58But you won't know at home.
11:59Yes.
12:02We'll stay away.
12:08Will you go?
12:09Yes, it will.
12:10It's okay.
12:11What do you want?
12:13Oh my God.
12:14What?
12:15Jesse.
12:18Jesse.
12:19James.
12:21Pokemon?
12:22Where do you want?
12:23One more.
12:24One more.
12:24One more.
12:25Our love is hiding.
12:26We're going to surrender.
12:27Fight, fight, fight.
12:29You love Pokemon?
12:31No.
12:36No.
12:42So...
12:43Why are you here, Jesse?
12:44I'm watching people a lot of times.
12:47And I've always...
12:50What's really...
12:51What are you really fascinated me?
12:52And there is a lot of people.
12:54Where are you?
12:54I just want.. I mean like Arnachal..
12:56What are you doing?
12:58All of you are doing it.
13:00What are you doing?
13:02I mean Arnachal, there is no stand-up that is in the scene.
13:06Stand-up is only doing the girls.
13:12You are really, really good. You should keep doing this.
13:15You should just keep doing this.
13:16Thank you so much for joining me.
13:21Time to score Jesse Ji.
13:23I have given you 9.
13:269.5 from Akash Gupta, Mallika Ji.
13:299.5
13:308.5
13:318.5
13:328.5
13:339
13:33And 9 from Balraj Bhai that makes your average 9.
13:39Look at us there too.
13:45GD
13:45GD
13:4910.5
13:5010.5
13:5110.5
13:52Damn, Jesse Ji.
13:53I wish you are one.
13:54But thank you so much for joining Jesse.
13:55Thank you so much.
13:57Please keep doing open mics.
14:27Yes.
14:28Nani is dead.
14:29Yes.
14:30Nani is dead.
14:31It's okay, brother.
14:32No problem.
14:33It happens.
14:34It happens.
14:36Nani is dead.
14:37You are dead.
14:39I am dead.
14:40I am dead.
14:42I am dead.
14:43I am dead.
14:43I am dead.
14:44I am dead.
14:44No.
14:45I am dead.
14:46I am dead.
14:47But it's okay.
14:48She died at home.
14:50Off the script.
14:51I am dead.
14:54I am dead.
14:57I am dead.
14:57It's okay, brother.
14:58I am dead.
14:59I am dead.
14:59I am dead.
14:59Nani is dead.
15:00Why am I dead?
15:01Because you have lost money in hospital but time.
15:03Okay.
15:04That's right.
15:04That's right.
15:08But that's right.
15:10You have lost money.
15:11Because Nani is a...
15:13Nani is a...
15:14Depreciating asset.
15:16Oh, yeah.
15:16Nice one, man.
15:17Thank you, man.
15:18We have the time to take care of Dibendu brother.
15:21We have a time to take care of Dibendu brother.
15:23And the boy's mom.
15:26It's Jassi.
15:27Jassi, Jassi Vindar Singh has written down?
15:29Jassi.
15:30That's the stage name Jassi.
15:30Because Jassi or Jassi are Jassi.
15:33Jassi.
15:33Jassi. Okay.
15:34Jassi and C other.
15:35What does it mean?
15:36Jassi, Jassi, but she has a stage name named.
15:39But Jassi is well, so it's Jassi.
15:42Jassi.
15:43What do the meaning of C?
15:43But what do the meaning of C?
15:45Jassi means champion.
15:46Champion.
15:52Champion.
15:53Champion.
15:53Virendar Nagar.
15:58Sorry, West Delhi references, guys.
16:02So, Jassi bhai, you also do shairi.
16:05So, a rap will be done.
16:07Okay.
16:10Shairi will be done.
16:10Shairi will be done.
16:11Shairi will be done.
16:12Shairi will be done.
16:12A little shairi will be done.
16:14I want to start the introduction type.
16:17Maamuli sa insaan huun.
16:19Zyada mat pa rakhna muchko.
16:21Wow, wow.
16:22Maamuli sa insaan huun, yaar.
16:23Zyada mat pa rakhna muchko.
16:25Wow.
16:25Ho sake to inkaar kar dey na.
16:28Intazaar mein mat rakhna muchko.
16:31Yeh, aap uber bhi chalate hai?
16:42Jassi is there to pick you up.
16:47Jassi has arrived in two minutes.
17:14Jassi has arrived in two minutes.
17:14I have arrived.
17:14Oh, how are you doing this?
17:15Jassi has arrived inside.
17:16You're gonna see you again.
17:17Aai, this is not happening.
17:20Yes, man.
17:23So, I like Instagram.
17:25Also, I like Instagram.
17:25I like Instagram.
17:27I like Instagram.
17:31In Instagram?
17:38Tinder?
17:40Sorry.
17:42Where were you?
17:43Tinder.
17:44You were on Tinder.
17:45So, you've been successful here?
17:47No, no.
17:48The week is just doing rights by itself.
17:51Oh man.
17:53So, what was your job?
17:54I was just...
17:55I was in BPO.
17:56I changed the line.
17:57I'm in social media handling.
17:59Social media marketer.
18:01Okay.
18:01That's right.
18:02So, you're on a page or any page?
18:06Yes.
18:06Yes.
18:06Jassi Singh's name is JAS underscore C underscore Singh.
18:10S-I-N-G-S.
18:11C is very important.
18:13Point.
18:14You have to go to Canada.
18:16No, no, no.
18:18Canceled it.
18:23Trono, Trono.
18:24What?
18:25Trono.
18:28Tronto, brother.
18:29Tronto.
18:33Who is your favourite rapper?
18:34Who is your favourite?
18:35My favourite?
18:36Honey Singh.
18:37Which song is your favourite?
18:39With a little focus.
18:42You have to keep up with your volume.
18:45Here.
18:48My favourite is Honey Singh.
18:50I mean...
18:51Almost all.
18:52But...
18:53...
18:53You have to keep up with your voice.
18:55Ah...
18:55Your mother's love.
18:57Love you.
18:59Love you.
18:59Love you.
19:00Tell me.
19:00Oh...
19:01Your voice.
19:01Your voice.
19:05Your voice.
19:05Your voice.
19:05Yo, yo.
19:06Janakpuri.
19:06Sheed.
19:12He...
19:13Your conductor.
19:14What in any life.
19:19If you have to propose a song with someone, what do you do?
19:24I have written one for me.
19:26I will read it.
19:27I will be sitting with you.
19:30I know.
19:31What the story is?
19:32I will be sitting with you.
19:35I know.
19:36But I don't want to stop.
19:39I will be sitting with you.
19:41I know.
19:42But I don't want to stop.
19:44The last meal was very strong.
19:46Just put it in the morning.
19:48Don't want to stop.
19:49Don't want to stop.
19:49Wow.
19:52Wow.
19:52And whoever my Punjabi friends are watching.
19:55Don't want to stop.
20:00It's bad for you.
20:01Very good model.
20:04Take a moral lesson from the show.
20:05Say no to drugs.
20:09Take your hands with me.
20:12And when I say.
20:14Copy my actions.
20:17Gurlin, can you join me?
20:19Can we round of applause for?
20:23Please be here.
20:24Okay.
20:25Gurlin.
20:26Keep it there.
20:27You can speak in the mic.
20:28Wherever you can speak, you can speak.
20:30Okay.
20:30Gurlin.
20:31Now for a while,
20:32you will feel some sensations.
20:35Okay?
20:38Okay?
20:39I will take my mind from the gutter.
20:43Please.
20:44Please.
20:44Please.
20:44Please.
20:44Okay.
20:44Please.
20:53So.
20:54No.
20:54Of course.
20:59Okay.
20:59Okay.
21:00Okay.
21:01Here.
21:04Here.
21:05Okay.
21:06Close your eyes.
21:07Close your eyes.
21:30Do you have any sensation?
21:35Feel it.
21:35Do you have any sensation?
21:36Feel it.
21:37Just keep it in your mind.
21:38Okay?
21:44Do you have any touch or feel?
21:46Just answer yes or no.
21:48Yes or no?
21:49Yes or no?
21:50Yes, yes.
21:51Do you have any touch or feel?
21:53Do you have any touch or feel?
21:55Do you have any touch or feel?
21:56Oh!
21:59Can you show the exact motion?
22:02How do you feel?
22:03Oh!
22:07Okay.
22:08Open your eyes.
22:09Gurlin.
22:10You know what?
22:11I didn't even touch you.
22:13You know?
22:16Average.
22:19Average boy from Delhi.
22:23You know why I didn't touch you?
22:27No.
22:28No, no, no.
22:28Actually, I'm not interested in touching you.
22:30Okay.
22:30Thank you so much.
22:35Yes, I hear man.
22:39Can you please have a round of applause for Sneha till she reaches the mic?
22:44Will she be able to reach the mic is the question.
23:01It's gonna be perfect.
23:06It's gonna be perfect.
23:07Oh my God.
23:12Please be with me.
23:13What can you do now?
23:14Yeah, we can't get all the answers.
23:16Can you go to the mic?
23:22No, no, no.
23:23No, no, no.
23:24No, no, no.
23:24No, no, no.
23:29All right, all right, Sneha.
23:32So, you won't do this full time?
23:39This is only bathroom time.
23:41Only bathroom time, okay, Sneha.
23:44This was the most difficult you laugh, you lose challenge.
23:50He was saying that he's a bathroom singer.
23:52So, you won't do this.
23:56Look, look, except for Yasharaj,
24:00we don't have any talent to judge you.
24:02We don't have talent, but we don't have any talent.
24:04So, you...
24:09Just tell me, these chakoo brothers came and gave lalach of 10 rupees,
24:18went with him and...
24:19Happily to get kidnapped.
24:20To get kidnapped?
24:21What is this?
24:23No...
24:24Happily to get kidnapped, but...
24:26He was like,
24:28I'm going to give me a coffee, let's go.
24:29I said, let's go, let's go, let's go.
24:31Let's go.
24:32I went...
24:34And...
24:34Did he get kidnapped?
24:36No, no, no.
24:36He took me behind the cycle.
24:38So, I was happily going, okay, let's go.
24:41Let's eat chocolate.
24:41So, basically,
24:42I got to meet with Bassi Baai.
24:52Up next, we have Stuti. Oh my God!
24:56You can't leave.
24:56I got to get a new one in my hand.
25:05How did you feel your performance?
25:07Very, very, very good.
25:09Very, very good.
25:10Very, very good.
25:10And this is such a judge?
25:11Do you behave?
25:14Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
25:17What style?
25:18Very, very, very good.
25:20Very, very good.
25:20Is this from Uber?
25:28I gave a hug, bro.
25:29I gave a hug.
25:30I gave a lot of numbers.
25:31What happened here?
25:33200 art average.
25:36He's not an engineer.
25:37He's wrong with the calculator.
25:46He's wrong with the calculator.
25:49He's wrong with the calculator.
25:49He's wrong with the calculator.
25:50He's wrong with the calculator.
25:51It's the same thing.
25:54How much is it difficult to talk with comedians?
25:54Okay, okay.
25:56Okay, okay.
26:04You did this in an audition or did you do it there?
26:07I didn't do it there.
26:08I didn't do it there.
26:09Did it take an audition?
26:10Yes, it takes an audition too.
26:11Yes, it takes an audition too.
26:17I'm looking at everything good.
26:22It's right.
26:23It's right.
26:23Don't do it.
26:24Don't do it.
26:24Don't do it.
26:25Don't do it.
26:25Don't do it.
26:26Don't do it.
26:29Don't do it.
26:29One second.
26:32Don't do it.
26:35Don't do it.
26:36What do you want to explore now?
26:38I think I didn't think of anything.
26:40I just said it.
26:41I just said it.
26:41After a wedding,
26:42I'm going to do popping now.
26:45Don't do it.
26:50Don't do it.
26:51Don't do it.
27:27Don't do it.
27:31Thank you so much for watching.
27:33And take care.
27:38Thank you for the love.
27:39And do find your latent.
27:40Don't do it.
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