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00:00Bro, let's do it again.
00:01Come on. Encourage me, man.
00:03You eat pizza.
00:06Oh, so many people have known me today.
00:10I've never gone to a comedy.
00:12I'll do it today.
00:13I'm from South.
00:14I want to talk to you about how many stereotypes in India?
00:17How many stereotypes are there?
00:19Like this.
00:20People say that they eat lassi parata.
00:23People say that they eat idli dosa.
00:25People say that they eat kashmiris.
00:26People say that they eat stone.
00:28It's not like that.
00:30It's not like that. You close this stereotype.
00:32Any guesses?
00:33What's my favourite food item?
00:35One, one, one.
00:41Idli?
00:42No.
00:43No, no idli.
00:44Idli with sambar.
00:47I don't eat scally idli.
00:49It's so much.
00:51I don't eat idli only two times.
00:54I don't eat it.
00:55I don't eat it.
00:59I don't eat it.
01:00I don't eat it.
01:02Why don't you eat it?
01:05So, please, guys, don't take these stereotype jokes very seriously.
01:08I don't eat idli.
01:09I don't eat it.
01:12Continue, continue.
01:14Continue, continue.
01:15I don't eat it.
01:16Brother, you have time.
01:21Tell me.
01:21Tell me.
01:22Tell me.
01:23I don't eat idli.
01:26I eat a lot.
01:27Dosa,
01:28manduora.
01:30Yes!
01:32Is it your case?
01:33Put it to me.
01:34I'll eat it.
01:36Just.
01:38All right!
01:46What the f*** was this, bhai?
01:50You know like this while you were working as a guy and you were giving aхРН in the middle.
01:55Italy, Dosa!
01:56We were back to the eighties!
01:59It's about time for 5 kilos.
02:00It's not my doctor.
02:03There's some comedy idea.
02:07Serious.
02:08Gook again.
02:08Chaman Prasht.
02:11Par uske saath idli bhi lagiga.
02:15Bhai yaar.
02:17Man, pardon bhai that was really sad yaar.
02:20But ye aap I hope pehli bar kar rahe hai.
02:24Aha.
02:24And I hope aakhri bar bhi kar rahe hai aap.
02:27Yeh dobarah mat kariye bhai ye jo.
02:29Yeh dobarah agla karega. Dosa ke saath karega.
02:32Kahan se ho aap?
02:33Meera roda.
02:38Par like ethnically kahan se ho aap?
02:40Bangalore bangalore.
02:41Ach a bangalore se hai aap.
02:42Wah yaar.
02:43Mujhe laga aap aayenge stereo type se khilaaf kuch bholengge ki bhanjo idli vada bholte ho mujhe.
02:48Tumne wahi wahi.
02:50Abhi.
02:51Jho meere peh teer chale mein wahi teer dusro peh chalaunga.
02:55Parah aapne toh kudbehi chalai na bhai?
02:57Ahaa.
02:57Aapne teer choda kudki ikan me nal liya phir ho.
03:01B cow bak, bhai.
03:02Aapne loog ase ho meron bhar gaya.
03:04Dikke.
03:04Ach a.
03:05Aray'ti tutanga hoaga toh bhi aseeng gayaan mo 6000.
03:07He kuda akcha karna.
03:08Nain, nain sir.
03:09Yeh abazi se falltu vira karne ye teer kwa hansan mne gwen ki.
03:13Aapne ke koi girl friend hai kya bhai?
03:14But then what happened ?
03:17He has a male attraction.
03:19He has a male attention.
03:20Male attraction ?
03:24He has a male attraction.
03:25What did you mean? Cheat on your mind?
03:32No, I had a break up.
03:33You've given a break up on his side?
03:35I've given you.
03:37How did you do this, if you're comfortable?
03:39Can you tell me about the conversation?
03:40Yes.
03:41I was told to speak about the other girls,
03:44and I said, I'm myself,
03:46I don't do anything.
03:47Then I was shocked by people like that.
03:50Did they feel that girls?
03:52I mean,
03:53I mean,
03:53could I explain,
03:57I mean,
03:58I mean,
03:59I mean,
03:59I mean,
04:00Gulu
04:03Gulu means what?
04:04Gulu
04:04I mean, the other girl has attention to the attention,
04:09I mean, you talk about it, it's okay.
04:11But I'm worried that, yeah, I'll see this, I'll see this, I'll see this, I'll see this.
04:15You were doing this? I'll see this, I'll see this, I'll see this.
04:19How did you know?
04:21My friend told me.
04:24He did it with my friend.
04:25He did it with my friend.
04:28He did it with my friend.
04:30Then he told me.
04:31You've got a TikTok video to me.
04:33You've got a TikTok video to me.
04:35Nipa nipi lo.
04:37So, when you get to know this,
04:39you're going to get water in your mouth?
04:42No, no.
04:44When did this happen?
04:45Two months ago.
04:47You can't cry in any situation.
04:49Yes.
04:50So, why don't you go now?
04:51Why don't you go now?
04:53No, no, no.
04:55No, no, no.
04:57So, when you eat your mouth,
05:02then you'll cry.
05:04Then you'll cry.
05:06No, sir.
05:07Then you'll cry.
05:09So, if in your family,
05:11you have a pet?
05:13It was.
05:13Yes.
05:14It's a dog.
05:15Yes.
05:26It's a dog.
05:30Yes.
05:31Yes.
05:33Yes.
05:34Yes.
05:36Yes.
05:36Yes.
05:36No, no.
05:37You're going to cry.
05:38I'll come out again,
05:39but I'll kill him first.
05:41So, you got a pet?
05:42Yes.
05:44But before he died,
05:46I didn't kill him.
05:47So, he died.
05:48If he doesn't die,
05:49then you'll give him it?
05:50Yes.
05:50Then there's a pity.
05:53So, there's some brother and sister.
05:55Yes.
05:55So, if something happens,
05:56then you'll cry?
05:58Yes.
05:59I'll be sad,
06:00but his eyes don't get out.
06:02I'll get out of his mouth.
06:30Just like your girlfriend.
06:35You are hustling, man.
06:36I have a lot of talent for the part till Tanisha, come on.
06:40They have time to score.
06:42I have given you seven.
06:44What?
06:47Okay, man.
06:48The gentleman is here one day.
06:53Five from...
06:54Agu.
06:55No, Agu is not.
06:55Let's go.
06:57No, Agu is not.
06:58As if he sang the song, Agu is not.
07:03You said the song.
07:05I did not sing the song.
07:05I did not sing.
07:07What happens if you just want to sing this song?
07:10You are just talking to Bad that.
07:12Then, you have heard of...
07:13I'm a big fan.
07:15I'm a big fan.
07:26How are you doing?
07:27No, sir. This is my first time.
07:28I'm talking to you in front of you and in the habitat.
07:31Where are you going to call?
07:32I'm going to call you home.
07:33Where are you going to call?
07:34Yes.
07:35Very well.
07:36I'm going to call you in front of the car railway station.
07:39What are you going to call me?
07:42Really?
07:43People will find a place in the train.
07:46Here I have written, my opinion is,
07:48there are only two genders.
07:50The rest of them are gay.
07:51So, you don't believe in gay people?
07:53No, no.
07:54There are only male and female.
07:55Okay.
07:56The rest of them are male and female.
07:58But, sexuality is different.
08:00So, you don't believe that you are bisexual.
08:01But, the male and female are still male.
08:08Manan, my redemption.
08:11So, you don't believe that you are bisexual.
08:13No, no, sir.
08:14I'll leave you for your dog.
08:16I'll leave you.
08:17Let's go, sir.
08:19My dog is so much.
08:19I'll enjoy the sexuality.
08:21What do you enjoy?
08:23You think that men can only fuck women
08:27and women can only fuck men.
08:28So why are you looking at them all?
08:33Who is someone here?
08:37No sir, I just told my parents.
08:40So they are like,
08:41people will come here
08:43and you will be angry with me
08:46and then my dad will come back.
08:48They said that they will go alone.
08:50Why did you live in life like this?
08:54I think that you are standing on the podium
08:56and you are standing there
08:57and you will be standing there
08:57and you are going to go to your life
09:02and you will go to your own
09:04and you will stand here,
09:05and you will never listen.
09:07When you are standing there,
09:08once in a while,
09:09you will listen to your own
09:09and you will listen to your own
09:10and the other people
09:13like that in the past show
09:16were bisexuals.
09:18So you don't believe she exists?
09:19No, they exist, no sir.
09:21They exist,
09:22but I don't support them.
09:24They don't exist for you?
09:25Yeah, yeah.
09:26So, you will go home with your support.
09:30Deepak, brother, you won my respect over here, brother.
09:38Wow, Deepak, wow.
09:39What does that mean?
09:39It means that you will go home with your support.
09:41How do you eat your rice?
09:42So, where do you eat?
09:43Mom, how do you eat?
09:44No, sir, I didn't think this is just that.
09:45Listen.
09:4512am, people eat food.
09:46But the railway station will be closed.
09:47When you eat food, people eat food.
09:48First, you go to 12 rupees for food.
09:50Where are you from?
09:52Hey, you're a bad guy.
09:54How do you eat it?
09:58How do you eat it?
09:58Hey, let's kill everyone.
10:00Let's kill everyone.
10:03Let's kill everyone.
10:04Let's kill everyone.
10:05I take it in 2014.
10:07How many years are you, brother?
10:08I've been 19.
10:09You're 19 right now.
10:11I really hope your opinion changes in the next two days.
10:19If you want to change the opinion quickly, please, Guru Taj lands in.
10:24Tonight.
10:26Abhishek, you drink my milkshake.
10:32Bhai, score.
10:33Bhai, score.
10:33Score, score.
10:34Bhai, I'll kill him.
10:36I'll kill him.
10:38I'll kill him.
10:39I'll kill him.
10:40I'll kill him.
10:41I'll kill him.
10:41I'll kill him.
10:41You're from Bombay.
10:42Is this a band?
10:43You're from Bombay.
10:43It's a band.
10:44They're from Bombay.
10:45I'll kill you.
10:45No, I'll kill you.
10:47Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
10:48Score, score.
10:50He's mentally retired, man.
10:51But I have a personal opinion.
10:53Sir, sir.
10:53Sir, yeah, okay, okay.
10:54No.
10:54What's a personal opinion?
10:55You have a purse.
10:58If you're a personal opinion, you're giving me personal opinion.
11:01I'll kill you.
11:02I'll kill you.
11:05I'll kill you.
11:08Make some noise for Deepak Kalal.
11:10Yeah!
11:13So Deepak, you gave me zero.
11:16I also gave him two opinions.
11:19My brother.
11:20Zero.
11:21Zero from Alraj Gai.
11:22Zero.
11:22What's our personal opinion?
11:24No!
11:25Behanke Lund.
11:28Look, how much inclusive,
11:31thought gendered,
11:32Behanke Lund.
11:33You understand the story.
11:37He doesn't believe in this.
11:43So your average is 2.5.
11:46I'll give you a chance.
11:49I'm not self-aware.
11:50Think about it.
11:52I don't know.
11:58Here it is.
12:00I'll give you somenic talk
12:01Let me give you somenic talk.
12:03Let's go!
12:04One moment!
12:05Let's go!
12:05Everyone!
12:06People!
12:07People!
12:09People!
12:11Yes!
12:14It's good!
12:17The Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord!
12:19You power the Lord, Lord.
12:20You have a little water.
12:22You've got water.
12:22You close the water.
12:22Talk about it.
12:23Talk about it.
12:53So, Arwan bhai, are you actually like this?
12:56No, it's normal, bhai. It's nice.
12:59So, what went wrong, bhai?
13:03Now you can tell me what was wrong.
13:05No, I don't know here. I'm talking about what is the lack of poverty.
13:08No, I don't know.
13:11Here, you have fought with 20 people.
13:14No, 1 hour.
13:161 hour. So, these people were on the show?
13:18No, the show didn't. I actually...
13:22Actually, I started a series.
13:24In which I would go on the street and go on the street.
13:27And fundraise.
13:28So, I can fundraise 1 lakh rupees.
13:30And I can help a farmer.
13:32Nice.
13:33How are you? I have 4 numbers.
13:35You need help. You need help.
13:37Don't do anything.
13:38Now, put it in the mouth, bhai.
13:45All the people are saying and saying.
13:48What's the word in the mouth?
13:50What's the word in the mouth?
13:51What's the word in the mouth?
13:52Bhai, you're going to teach me now, bhai.
13:53One thing, I'm going to get out of the mouth.
13:55Yeah.
13:58Bhai, this mic is running out of the mouth.
14:00Oh, bhai.
14:01What the fuck?
14:03What the fuck?
14:04Sorry.
14:06So, your name is Arwan Siddiqi.
14:08Yes.
14:09Your name is, your name is Zavde Tukkushayar.
14:12Zavde.
14:12Zavde.
14:13Zavde Tukkushayar.
14:16Tullu.
14:16Tullu.
14:17Tullu.
14:17Tullu.
14:17Haan.
14:18Haan.
14:18Haan.
14:18Haan.
14:18Haan.
14:18Haan.
14:32Haan.
14:52Haan.
14:59Haan.
15:00Haan.
15:00Haan.
15:01Haan.
15:01Haan.
15:02Haan.
15:02Haan.
15:02Haan.
15:04Haan.
15:05Haan.
15:05Haan.
15:06Haan.
15:08Haan.
15:09Haan.
15:11Haan.
15:12Haan.
15:14Haan.
15:15Haan.
15:16Haan.
15:16Haan.
15:16Haan.
15:17Haan.
15:17Haan.
15:17Haan.
15:18Haan.
15:20Haan.
15:21Haan.
15:30Haan.
15:31That was also opened from behind you.
15:35So, here it is written that you like this with biryani.
15:38Why did you write this?
15:40What did you do?
15:42You are a man, so why do you like this?
15:44Why do you like this?
15:46It's a bhai!
15:47It's a bhai!
15:49It's a bhai!
15:51It's a bhai!
15:57I have a serious question.
15:59Hey!
16:00How many years have you done?
16:03How did you learn this?
16:05Bhai!
16:05X10 Delay Spray!
16:08Bhai!
16:10Bhai!
16:10Bhai!
16:11Bhai!
16:13Bhai!
16:14Bhai!
16:15Bhai!
16:16Bhai!
16:19Bhai!
16:19Bhai!
16:21Bhai!
16:41Bhai!
16:44Bhai!
16:48Bhai!
17:16Thank you so much!
17:19Thank you so much!
17:21Bhai!
17:21Just kidding!
17:22How much are you saving?
17:2395,000.
17:24Bro, I'll give you a share of it.
17:26We'll complete that for you.
17:27Let's go!
17:28Thank you so much!
17:29Let's go!
17:30Yeah, it will be a surprise for SamerьЭ┤ыВШ for actually being a sweet and true gentleman!
17:34Yes!
17:36I am coming from my house and getting a good job!
17:38Why not?
17:39Like...
17:40If you think I will be so unOf course.
17:40There are points on ьШИя┐╜oot C Tarif, yes!
17:43Thank you so much!
17:43You are very crazy, man.
17:45Are you really bored?
17:46Yes, actually, I'm bored.
17:49That's my weakness and that's my strength.
17:51So, if you're bored and you're bored,
17:53then you're bored?
17:55No, no, no.
17:57How will you make money is my point.
17:58Freelancing, personal training, etc.
18:01Workshops, seminars.
18:02Do you have any company where people can register?
18:08Freelancing, obviously, you can contact them directly.
18:10You can visit them directly.
18:12You can teach them directly.
18:13And if you have to learn them,
18:15then you have to come to the mountain.
18:17Oh, you've come to the mountain.
18:21So, the mountain is different, right?
18:24Very good.
18:26Thank you, sir.
18:33Once again, round of applause for Vijayt.
18:39Hello, hi.
18:40I had a half day off today.
18:43Another half, I didn't have any work.
18:45So, it was a full day off.
18:52I really enjoyed my day.
18:53That's what I mean.
18:55I've been doing comedy for five, six years now.
18:58Okay.
19:00And all this while, I had a corporate job.
19:03Now, the corporateness has come to my comedy now.
19:07Every time you smile a little, my mind goes,
19:09did I put too much effort right there?
19:12I think I need a smoke break right now, you know?
19:15Cool.
19:19Hey, can you clap for me once again?
19:27I also play chess sometimes.
19:30And I like the offline chess though.
19:34I hate online chess.
19:35Because with online chess, people, no,
19:38with offline chess, people always show off.
19:40They want to say they're better than you, you know?
19:43And then they make these moves and all like checkmate.
19:47Yeah.
19:49Yeah.
19:50Yeah.
19:52With online chess, that's not the case.
19:54I can quit anytime.
19:56I can just...
19:57Okay.
19:58Settle down, ma'am.
20:02Alright.
20:03That's time, Vijet.
20:05Vijet.
20:07I don't know.
20:09How is it pronounced?
20:11Aha, Vijet is fine.
20:13No, it's pronounced members only content.
20:20What happened, Vijet?
20:21What happened?
20:22I mean...
20:23Are you a bit nervous?
20:24No, no.
20:26It's supposed to be part of the act.
20:29Then...
20:30You guys are fine.
20:32I will rate you later.
20:35This nervous energy is a part of your act.
20:37It's supposed to be.
20:38But like...
20:39I was just like...
20:39I was waiting behind.
20:41Normally, you're not this nervous or...
20:42You don't have this.
20:43No, I've been performing for five, six years, I said.
20:46What?
20:46Five, six years?
20:47Yeah.
20:48How long have you performed in Habitat?
20:49How long have you performed in Habitat?
20:51Yes.
20:52Yes.
20:53Have you performed in which shows?
20:54Have you performed in comedy open mic or in line-up shows?
20:57In line-up too.
20:58In line-up too.
20:59Yes.
20:59And how much time have you done on stage?
21:01How many minutes of material do you have?
21:03I take a lot of pauses in between, so it is a long set.
21:06Sure.
21:07I feel like if you want some advice as a comic, the pause that you have taken should be a
21:11bit longer.
21:12I mean like, for 90 seconds.
21:13Yes.
21:19No, no.
21:20I mean, I'm listening to you.
21:22Yeah.
21:23Tell me more.
21:24With that?
21:29No.
21:30No, no.
21:30I'm not sure.
21:30I'm not sure.
21:31But it can be boring.
21:34I can show a drawing.
21:35I can show a drawing.
21:38Yes, I do.
21:38Let me show a drawing.
21:39Yes, I do.
21:39Yes, show a drawing.
21:39Yes, I do.
21:40Drawing.
21:40Drawing.
21:40Then I do.
21:41Yes, show everything.
21:44Everything.
21:47Show me.
21:49Drawing.
21:49Drawing.
21:49Oh, nice.
21:51How many minutes are you doing this for 5 minutes?
21:53No, no.
21:54It was today.
21:55Okay.
21:56That's a good dick.
21:59Okay.
22:00How do you know this?
22:02How do you know?
22:04How do you know?
22:06How do you know?
22:08How do you know?
22:09Deepak brother told me everything.
22:14There is more.
22:15There is more.
22:15There is more.
22:16There is more.
22:17There is more.
22:18Don't open it.
22:18Look at it.
22:20Normal march.
22:22Oh, society appreciates the normal march.
22:26But they don't appreciate a wobbly march.
22:30What are you doing?
22:33Bro.
22:36Bro.
22:38Bro.
22:39Bro.
22:39Bro.
22:39Bro.
22:39Bro.
22:41Bro.
22:47Bro.
22:48Bro.
22:48Bro.
22:48Bro.
22:53Bro.
22:58This is a dinosaur loving each other.
23:05Yeah.
23:06Yeah, like if
23:09Imagine this setting two cats are on a date. Okay. And they're drunk pretty drunk. They finish their food. Right.
23:16And one cat
23:17Yeah, one cat is like
23:20One second one second. Listen guys. Yeah, please.
23:24Hello, I think
23:25I told you, I've already told you, just ignore it. Just go.
23:31Yeah, yeah. So one cat is like both cats are drunk, right?
23:35Where do you look from your ears?
23:38This is my story. I don't look at them.
23:40Dude, you eat some food. You eat some food, you eat some food.
23:46Okay. One, one of the cat, both are drunk, right? One of the cat goes,
23:51Hey, you want to come to my place? And... And another cat goes, and... And... Stretch! Because cats stretch, you
24:00know.
24:02Fuck, man.
24:04Do you have a Keto link or something, man? Can we help you out in some way?
24:10Do you know what is Sinophobia?
24:12What?
24:13The phobia for cats. I got Sinophobia. I'm done with this. I'm done.
24:18We know you have phobia of pussies.
24:20Yeah, exactly.
24:41Not yet, yeah. Not yet.
24:43I have given up hope on this episode already.
24:46So, make noise for Abhilasha Bora.
25:04Sorry in advance.
25:08Nice, thank you.
26:07What is the meaning of Abhilasha, do you know?
26:10Wish, Desire.
26:11Okay, that's right.
26:12I love my name.
26:12Because both the poems don't know the name.
26:15Okay, what do you think?
26:16If I can give you a poem, if I can give you a poem, how would it be?
26:22Which poem?
26:24I want a blank.
26:27When you write, you say, Mohan Blah.
26:28When you say, you say, Mohan Blah.
26:29Come on, don't you know, Rar?
26:32He wants to gift you a pen.
26:33Is what he said.
26:34So, you will give him a pen, Deepak, bhai?
26:36Yeah, I will give you a pen.
26:37Where did you get?
26:42He came in the car in the rent.
26:49I will give you a message.
26:51I want to give you a pen.
26:59That's why, I want to give you a pen.
27:03When you write, you say Mohan Blah.
27:04When you say, you say, Mohan Blah.
27:06When you say, Mohan Blah.
27:18I don't even know what to do, I just told you.
27:25I told you.
27:28So, you wrote here, you love solving sudokus.
27:31Yeah.
27:32So, howтАж what happened?
27:37What happened?
27:38It's such a boring activity, no?
27:40I told you I'm a boring person.
27:41So, I don't think I'm a boring person.
27:44I'm a boring person.
27:45I'm a boring person.
27:52Agu, bro.
27:53Top.
27:54Agu, bro.
27:59Who taught you guys?
28:02I haven't taught friends, bro.
28:04I thought it was deep in the comments section.
28:06No, no, no, no.
28:09Why did you say this song behind me?
28:12I think you're a big boy.
28:14I think you're a big boy.
28:18Blacked.
28:21I'm from Bangalore.
28:24Bangalore.
28:24You did a great job.
28:26This is part of you giving by Deepak Kalal.
28:28Go, girl, go ahead.
28:29The world is so big and you know what I tell you?
28:32Explore it.
28:33Explore it.
28:34Go, girl.
28:35Finally.
28:35Go, girl.
28:36People want to leave you hot.
28:37You know, I don't want to be painted.
28:41You are confident, girl.
28:42I've got it, I've got it.
28:43With Sushmita, I'm sick.
28:46You are tomorrow Sushmita saying.
28:48You are confident.
28:50Seriously.
28:51You will be at the end of my life.
28:53I will be with you.
28:55I will be with you.
28:57I will be with you.
29:00Come on.
29:02Come on.
29:02I'm afraid.
29:05I'm afraid.
29:06You're not afraid.
29:07I'm afraid.
29:10I'm afraid.
29:17I'm afraid.
29:27You're just a little girl
29:39I meant to write it in the way that you know I still have the aspirations that I had as
29:46a little girl
29:46They still align with me and I still want to try to pursue them
29:50Like you still have that child inside you that you've not okay
29:55You have a child inside you?
29:57Inner child
29:58It's a metaphor
29:58It's a metaphor
29:59I have zoned out, sorry
30:01Abhil Asha Bohraji
30:04Thank you so much for coming man, I don't know what to tell you except sorry
30:08But all the best for your poetry, I hope you can monetize it somehow man
30:12I don't know
30:13I'm gonna tell you Ashutosh and Kshidich
30:15Will you talk about the conversation?
30:17First the performance, then the conversation
30:24I'm gonna tell you
30:27I'm gonna tell you
30:27A little loud, a little
30:29A little
30:35I'm gonna tell you
30:46Listen
31:12Oh
31:22What a joke bro
31:25We have come in the ad in the center fruit
31:31Bro, you both are so talented
31:33What are you doing in the beach?
31:34What are you doing in the beach?
31:37Bro
31:37Bro
31:37Bro
31:38Bro
31:38Bro
31:42Bro
31:43Bro
31:43Bro
31:44Bro
31:45Bro
31:45Bro
31:45Bro
31:45Bro
31:45You don't listen to me actually.
31:48I heard this song.
31:49That was a bad song.
31:51This is what happened.
31:54Exactly.
31:55Actually I can't sing.
31:56I know.
31:58We need to force us to sing.
32:01We need to force us to sing.
32:03I can't.
32:04So what comes to you?
32:07Giving in to pure pressure.
32:10Solo.
32:11Solo.
32:11Solo.
32:13Kickboxing.
32:21Oh.
32:31Wow.
32:34That's Deepak.
32:38What?
32:39That's Deepak.
32:41Who would you want to go with them today?
32:47First of all, he's made Padna.
32:51Please.
32:53That was right.
32:54You do three beatboxing.
32:55Yes.
32:56Who does the best?
32:58Three.
32:58No.
32:59No.
32:59If you think that an alien will come.
33:02Okay.
33:03Think that Deepak Kalali will come.
33:04Okay.
33:06And say,
33:07I'll throw the blood.
33:09If anyone has impressed me with you.
33:12So you can send one person to your representative.
33:14The blood will fall.
33:15Do you know?
33:17No.
33:18No.
33:18You're a dead man.
33:24No.
33:37No.
33:38I'll ask.
33:39I'll ask him too.
33:40What did you write?
33:42Look at this.
33:43What did you write?
33:44What did you write?
33:44First line.
33:45First line.
33:45First line.
33:46Look at five interesting points about you.
33:48Deephuge as.
33:49Oh man.
33:49Only you can say it now.
33:51Now you have to say it, my brother.
33:52What did you write?
33:54What did you write?
33:55Deephuge as a nigger.
34:00Five interesting things about you, Max.
34:03Shityan has written a dick.
34:04Dick is huge as a nigger.
34:08The thing is, yesterday I was not feeling well.
34:10So, my friend just formed me.
34:12So, he gave me my words.
34:13So, you didn't tell me?
34:15I didn't tell you.
34:16So, you don't tell me?
34:17I don't tell you.
34:19So, how big is your dick?
34:21Now, if you have written it on stage.
34:24Why?
34:24I don't know.
34:25I don't know.
34:25If you look like a dick.
34:27If you look like a dick in your hand.
34:30Your dick is so big.
34:33Your dick is so big.
34:34Your dick is so big.
34:36How big is that?
34:37You don't have any idea.
34:38Size doesn't matter.
34:40Stamina matters.
34:41How big matters?
34:42What matters?
34:43Size.
34:44Size matters.
34:44That's why I have put it on your side.
34:49How big is this?
34:50You don't have a big tunnel.
34:50I'll give it to you the first size for my daughter.
34:55This is my dream today.
35:21Oh man, let's go!
35:24By the way, what a song has come out of you?
35:34Mr. Bombastic!
35:36Mr. Bombastic!
35:37Mr. Bombastic!
35:42What are you doing?
35:48Mr. Bombastic!
35:50Mr. Bombastic!
35:52Mr. Bombastic!
35:53Mr. Bombastic!
35:54Mr. Bombastic!
35:56Mr. Bombastic!
35:57Mr. Bombastic!
35:57Mr. Bombastic!
35:58Mr. Bombastic!
35:59Mr. Bombastic!
35:59Mr. Bombastic!
36:00Mr. Bombastic!
36:01Mr. Bombastic!
36:03Mr. Bombastic!
36:03Mr. Bombastic!
36:05Mr. Bombastic!
36:06Mr. Bombastic!
36:08Mr. Bombastic!
36:10Toilet.
36:11So, now we have failed to study Indian style.
36:13So, now every place...
36:15Now, I have been doing that in your dorms.
36:18Okay.
36:20Okay.
36:21You don't laugh.
36:22When my mouth hurts, my mouth hurts.
36:26I know everyone.
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