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00:05So I'll just need 30 seconds to perform this. It's basically an activity where the brain
00:11sends signals to the other one and it becomes a clash. You try to do something from one hand
00:19and the other hand. But together when you do it, not everyone is able to do it. You all can
00:25try
00:26it. If you think you can do it, one hand in clockwise motion, another hand in anti-clockwise motion.
00:33So you need to do this too.
00:43So you're saying my brain is bad. My brain is bad.
00:46You're saying my brain is bad. You're saying all signals are like this.
00:49So yeah, this is my only talent.
00:51Okay, this is my only talent.
00:52Yeah, this is my only talent.
00:53Fuck man.
00:55You've made this form.
00:59You've made a link. You've made so much money.
01:02And I'll do it for this.
01:10My brain is bad for our curator.
01:15So Kaushika Ji.
01:17Yeah.
01:19I'll do it for you if you can try it.
01:22I'll do it for you if you can try it.
01:23Can you please come in the center of the studio?
01:26Let's have Samir in the center of the studio.
01:28And can you show him properly?
01:30Yeah.
01:30Yeah.
01:30One hand in clockwise motion.
01:32Okay.
01:33Another hand in anti-clockwise motion.
01:35And you have to do this together.
01:39Okay, switch.
01:41Switch.
01:45But it was like this.
01:46I've done it for myself.
01:48Yeah.
01:48Yeah.
01:49So what's the work of this in life?
01:52I'll make maybe some time a virus.
01:54Maybe some time a virus will happen.
01:55Virus?
01:56What can I do?
01:57Oh, a virus is a life.
02:00And maybe me some time a Lana Rhodes will happen.
02:11So, Kaushika ji, what do you do apart from this shit?
02:16I run an agency.
02:18You run an agency, you are the owner of the agency?
02:20Yes.
02:21Wow.
02:22I can't tell you so much.
02:23When you come to the stage, I feel like you've come to me, Saksha.
02:28You need a brand work.
02:29You've come to me so much, I can't handle vibration.
02:33Plus GST.
02:37With 2% reduction.
02:40But usage will be extra.
02:42Okay.
02:43I have been learning to drive scooty for 8 years now, but I still can't drive.
02:48That's like me and comedy, babe.
02:50We're the same.
02:51That's the same.
02:52I don't want to do that.
02:55Why not?
02:56I don't want to do that.
03:05You are good at UNO.
03:12You win a lot.
03:14You are good at UNO.
03:25You win a lot.
03:26So time to score, man.
03:29So you've done, I don't know how much to score you.
03:34So I'm on the edge.
03:35I've given you 5.
03:37I'm giving 6.5 and 1.5 it's on.
03:41So 5.5.
03:425.5.
03:575.
04:015.
04:025.
04:025.
04:035.
04:045.
04:042.
04:05For using both her hands.
04:07Let me write this video in the comments.
04:10So your average is 4.5.
04:13I have something.
04:198.5.
04:20Oh no.
04:22Thank you so much for joining Kaushika Paunia ji.
04:25Take care.
04:27People don't have 8.5 today.
04:30I'm very confident in people.
04:30Why?
04:32Firstly, I'm not from China.
04:35I'm from Thailand.
04:37Don't see here.
04:39Just kidding.
04:40Just kidding.
04:41And I'm from Natchel.
04:4139.
04:42Those who have forgotten CBSC.
04:47Recently, I went to Rajasthan.
04:52They sent me to foreigners' line.
04:56What?
04:57It's closed.
04:58It's closed.
04:59It's closed.
05:00Sorry.
05:01It's from China.
05:05You can start the premise again.
05:06Start the premise again.
05:07Recently.
05:08Recently.
05:09Recently, I went to Rajasthan.
05:11I sent me to foreigners' line.
05:14I had to buy a ticket for 25 rupees.
05:15I had to buy a ticket for 800 rupees.
05:18What?
05:18I have to buy a ticket for a 36 convection vid├йo.
05:21I'm going to ask my uncle.
05:26Are you guys eating Tastema?
05:28Can you buy fat Claudia?
05:32It's its usual sex in Thunder?
05:46I mean, it was very good for you as a first-timer. Very nice.
05:50When are you doing it?
05:51Today.
05:54It's your first time?
05:55Yes, it's my first time on stage. So I was gone for it.
06:01Chelsea, I want to give you your advice. You are very cute.
06:06And you are so natural.
06:08And you don't feel like you are doing the first time.
06:11Because you are enjoying yourself.
06:12Yes, I mean, you are nervous.
06:15But when you smile at the end, it was very good.
06:17I mean, we were crying.
06:19Copping.
06:20We didn't get a laugh.
06:23Have you ever eaten a dog?
06:25No, I have a pet.
06:27But it's such a lie.
06:28Because my friends eat themselves, I know.
06:30Okay, so you don't call them at home?
06:32Yes.
06:33Sometimes they eat a pet dog.
06:35What?
06:36Yes.
06:38Yes.
06:38I think you are saying that.
06:40No, I'm not saying that.
06:41That's the dog style.
06:51You have written, I have three grandmothers.
06:54What?
06:55Which side?
06:56Dadi or Nani?
06:57Nani.
06:57Nana.
06:58You have three Nani?
07:00Yes.
07:01We were polygeny.
07:03You were a Nana player.
07:05Yes.
07:06No.
07:07No.
07:09No.
07:09Okay.
07:11No.
07:12No.
07:13No.
07:15Yes.
07:16No.
07:17No.
07:18No.
07:18No.
07:19No.
07:36No.
07:46No.
07:49No.
07:51No.
07:53No.
07:54I'm only four.
07:55I have two mothers.
07:56I have two mothers.
07:58One minute.
08:00Nana...
08:00I have to get back to the show.
08:03Nana's...
08:03These people...
08:04Have you ever had such a conversation?
08:06How many are you?
08:07I am, why?
08:08Jesse, Jesse, not anything.
08:11How do you keep this name?
08:12Just, see, Jesse.
08:14Wait, wait.
08:14This topic will happen.
08:16One second.
08:16There are two mothers.
08:16There are two mothers.
08:19Twelve mothers.
08:20How do you keep this name?
08:26So...
08:27You are whose mother's second, first, third?
08:29First.
08:29First mother.
08:30I'm going to the family tree.
08:33Family forest, bro.
08:35One mother, three mothers.
08:36First mother, two mothers.
08:38First mother, two mothers.
08:40Yes.
08:40I mean, my father's two wives.
08:43I'm saying that.
08:43Sorry.
08:44Father's two wives.
08:46Have you ever been in the boss?
08:56I mean, my father's two wives.
08:57How do you say that?
09:00How do you say that?
09:03My heart is broken.
09:07It's a mess.
09:10So, Nana's sister, what did she do?
09:13What did she do?
09:14Of course, the time that she has had.
09:19What did she do?
09:21She was probably a serpent.
09:23She was a sponge, maybe.
09:24Maybe.
09:25Oh!
09:26She was a whole village.
09:27She was born and then...
09:29Now, I'm a serpent.
09:35Logical promotion.
09:37Do you live in Delhi or do you come to Arun Achal's performance?
09:40No, no, no.
09:41I live here, Gaze Band.
09:42Okay.
09:43Oh.
09:45Arun Achal's voice, Gaze Awaaz.
09:47You come to this side of Jamna.
09:48You come to this side of Jamna.
09:51You are a crazy family, genuinely.
09:54Do you have a common family in your village?
09:56Yes.
09:56Now, we have changed a little bit.
09:58First, because we...
09:58You have passed, Nana Ji.
10:01Genghis Khan did not have the name of your Nana Ji.
10:08No.
10:09He is telling her.
10:12What did you do to Genghis Khan?
10:14What did you do to Genghis Khan?
10:15Genghis Khan was the OG Mahib Singh.
10:19Oh, man.
10:20So, disabled is the right word we can use?
10:24Yes.
10:24Okay, so...
10:25Specially abled?
10:26You have understood what are the right words and what are the wrong words.
10:31He's a very sensitive man.
10:33Some are lihav?
10:34Some are changed.
10:36That's something new.
10:37So, when are you learning to kids?
10:44Sorry.
10:45Sorry.
10:46I'll give you this card.
10:47So, what do you want to teach disabled kids?
10:49Why do you want to teach kids?
10:52I don't like kids.
10:54I mean, for others.
10:55I mean, it's not in such a way.
10:59What's your opinion on that?
11:01Stephen Hawking came to...
11:02Abston?
11:03Abston Island.
11:05They also like him.
11:07I don't know about that.
11:09I don't know about that.
11:10I don't know about that.
11:10I don't know about that.
11:11I don't know about that.
11:13I don't know about that.
11:22What are your views on marriage?
11:25Are you already married?
11:26Are you single?
11:27Are you looking for someone in a relationship?
11:29No, I'm in a relationship.
11:30He came with me today.
11:31Oh, he's here?
11:32If you both don't mind, can we bring him?
11:35Yeah, sure.
11:37What's his name?
11:38Kevin.
11:39Round of applause for Kevin, everyone.
11:40Round of applause for Kevin.
11:43Where did you get them?
11:44Where did you get them?
11:46I met them in Gaziabad.
11:49They were running away from someone.
11:52Do you know about it at home?
11:53Yes.
11:53Do you know about it at home?
11:55No, I don't know about it at home.
11:56Do you know about it at home?
11:57But you won't know about it at home.
11:59Yes.
12:02Yes.
12:08Yes.
12:08Do you know about it at home?
12:09Yes.
12:10Yes.
12:11Yes.
12:11Oh my god.
12:15Yes.
12:18Yes.
12:19Yes.
12:21There is a Pokemon.
12:23All right.
12:24Yes.
12:24Its good for me.
12:26Go back around.
12:28Fight, Fight, Fight!
12:29Yes.
12:30Do you love Pokemon?
12:31No.
12:36Yes.
12:42So, why are you here, Ajay Siji?
12:44I've been watching a lot of times.
12:47I've always been very fascinated.
12:52And there are a lot of people.
12:54Where are you?
12:55I mean, Arnachal...
12:56What are you talking about?
12:58All of them are their own.
13:01What are you talking about?
13:03I mean, Arnachal,
13:04there's no stand-up in the scene.
13:06Stand-up, we're only doing nana.
13:12You're really, really good.
13:13You should keep doing this.
13:15One more time, thank you so much for joining.
13:21Time to score, Jesse Ji.
13:24I've given you...
13:259.
13:269.5 from Akash Gupta.
13:28Mallika Ji.
13:299.5...
13:318.5.
13:328.5...
13:339.
13:33And 9 from Balraj Bhai.
13:36That makes your average...
13:379.
13:43There, show us.
13:45Jidhi.
13:46Jidhi.
13:47Jidhi.
13:48Oh!
13:51Damn, man.
13:52Jesse Ji, I wish you had won.
13:54But thank you so much for joining Jesse.
13:55Thank you so much.
13:57Please keep doing open mics.
13:58Yes.
13:59That's it.
14:03We want you to redeem yourself.
14:05So, do something like that,
14:06all of you are training.
14:08Like, suppose your wife is dead,
14:10and you are being consumed.
14:11So, I can do that.
14:12So, then it will happen.
14:13I mean, Akash...
14:13Yes, it will happen.
14:14Do you have a wife?
14:15Yes, it is.
14:16Oh, man.
14:16Oh, man.
14:17Shit.
14:17Bro, what's your name?
14:19Divya Andu, bro.
14:20Bro, Divya Andu, bro.
14:25So, what has happened to Divya Andu?
14:27I don't know.
14:28My wife died.
14:29Yes.
14:31It's okay, bro.
14:32No.
14:33It happens.
14:35It happens.
14:35It happens, bro.
14:36Everyone dies.
14:37It's okay.
14:38You?
14:39My wife died.
14:40Okay.
14:41Why?
14:42I can understand, bro,
14:43that your wife died.
14:44No.
14:45Because you couldn't spend money in the hospital.
14:47But it's okay.
14:48She died in the house.
14:50Off the script, please.
14:57It's okay, bro.
14:58I can understand,
14:59your wife died.
15:00Why did I die?
15:01Because you couldn't spend money in the hospital.
15:03Okay.
15:04So, you...
15:08But like that,
15:10you do money in the hospital.
15:12Because your wife is...
15:14Depreciating asset.
15:16Oh, yeah, yeah.
15:16Nice one, bro.
15:17Thank you, bro.
15:18Thank you, bro.
15:21Zordar Tariya, Divya Andu, bro.
15:23And his wife's wife.
15:26It's Jassi.
15:27Jassi.
15:27Jassi.
15:29Jassi.
15:29Jassi.
15:30Jassi.
15:31Jassi.
15:31Jassi.
15:32Jassi.
15:32Jassi.
15:33Jassi.
15:33Jassi.
15:33Jassi.
15:34Jassi.
15:34Jassi.
15:34Jassi.
16:02Jassi
16:03You also do a rap.
16:05So, one rap will be done.
16:07Okay.
16:09One rap will be done.
16:11It's a rap.
16:12If it's a little rap, it will be done.
16:14I'm going to start. Introduction type.
16:17I'm a man, don't be able to keep me more.
16:21Wow.
16:22I'm a man, don't be able to keep me more.
16:25If you can, then you can't ignore it.
16:27Don't be able to keep me in the waiting.
16:28Don't be able to keep me in the waiting room.
16:30Oh, oh, oh.
16:31You can also drive Uber?
16:42Just see, he's there to pick you up.
16:46Just see, he has arrived in two minutes.
16:50What was the scene of the superpower?
16:52Can I read the girls who love the mind-read?
16:55Who doesn't?
16:56Actually, I mean, I'm single.
16:59I don't know.
17:00I don't know who the girl is.
17:01Are you friends or how you are.
17:03So, you've written such a good lyrics.
17:05Do you never listen to any girl who likes it?
17:08I mean, it's right.
17:09I mean, if you listen to the platform, it's fun.
17:11Or if you have a friend or a friend.
17:13Now, it's a bit more fun.
17:14It's a bit more fun.
17:17It's a bit more fun.
17:20It's a bit more fun.
17:24It's a bit more fun.
17:25It's a bit more fun.
17:25I like it.
17:26I like it.
17:26Did you use it on Instagram?
17:27Did you use it on a dating app?
17:30I did it on a dating app.
17:31But there was no match.
17:32Then I deleted it.
17:33I deleted it.
17:35Which one are you on?
17:37I?
17:38Tinder.
17:39Tinder?
17:40Sorry.
17:42Which one are you on?
17:43Tinder.
17:44Tinder.
17:45So, did you have success here?
17:47No, no.
17:48It's only rights by itself.
17:51What was your job?
17:54My job was in BPO.
17:56Now, I changed the line.
17:57I'm a social media handler.
17:59I'm a social media marketer.
18:01That's right.
18:02Okay.
18:02So, do you own a page or a page?
18:06Yes.
18:06Jassi Singh's name.
18:07JAS underscore C underscore Singh.
18:10S-I-N-G-S.
18:12You are very important.
18:14You have to go to Canada.
18:16No, no, no.
18:18Cancel it.
18:23Prono, Prono.
18:24What?
18:26Prono.
18:28Prono.
18:29Prono.
18:30Prono.
18:30Prono.
18:32Prono.
18:32Prono.
18:33Who is your favorite rapper?
18:35My favorite, Honey Singh.
18:37Which one is your favorite song?
18:39With a little focus of your volume.
18:45Here.
18:48My favorite is Honey Singh.
18:50I mean, almost all.
18:52But more than you are.
18:54Yes.
18:55I love you.
18:58You're my favorite, honey.
19:00I love you, honey.
19:03Tell me.
19:03Tell me.
19:05Tell me.
19:06Tell me.
19:06Tell me.
19:07Tell me.
19:12I'm your favorite.
19:14I'm your favorite song.
19:15Oh, you're my favorite singer.
19:20If you want to propose from Shairi, then what do you do?
19:24One is written by me, Shairi. I'll read it.
19:27If you want to sit and sit, I know.
19:31What is it?
19:32If you want to sit and sit and sit, I know.
19:36But don't do it.
19:38If you want to sit and sit and sit, I know.
19:42But don't do it.
19:44The last meal was very high.
19:47Just put it in the mouth and don't do it.
19:48Don't do it.
19:49Wow.
19:52Wow.
19:52And whoever my Punjabi friends are watching, don't do it.
20:00It's bad for you.
20:01Very good model.
20:03Take a moral lesson from the show.
20:05Say no to drugs.
20:09Take your hands with me.
20:12And when I say it, copy my actions.
20:15Done?
20:17Guralin, can you join me?
20:19Can we have a round of applause for?
20:20Woo!
20:23Please be here.
20:24Okay.
20:25Guralin.
20:26Keep it there.
20:27You can speak in the mic.
20:28Wherever you can speak, you can speak.
20:30Okay.
20:30Guralin.
20:31Now, for a while, you will have some sensations.
20:35Feel.
20:36Okay?
20:38I will take my brain from the gutter.
20:43Please, please, please.
20:44Okay, okay.
20:45The audience is the same.
20:45My timer is going.
20:47I'm getting a timer.
20:48I'm getting a timer.
20:49My content will be reduced.
20:50Please.
20:51Okay.
20:53So...
20:54No, no.
20:54Of course.
20:59Okay.
20:59Okay.
21:01Okay.
21:01Okay.
21:05Close your eyes.
21:07Close your eyes.
21:07Close your eyes.
21:22Fine, can you buy any sensation?
21:23Are we watching?
21:24We're watching.
21:25Okay, okay, okay.
21:27Close your eyes.
21:31Fine, fine...
21:33Who have any sensations, feel it?
21:35Do you feel anything?
21:36If you say the number, just keep it in your mind, okay?
21:44Did you feel a touch or feel somewhere? Just answer yes or no.
21:48Yes or no?
21:50Yes or no?
21:50Yes, yes.
21:51Did you feel a touch or touch or touch?
22:00Can you show the exact motion? How did you feel?
22:07Okay, okay, okay. Open your eyes, open your eyes. Gurleen, you know what?
22:11I didn't even touch you.
22:13You know?
22:19Average boy from Delhi.
22:23You know why I didn't touch you?
22:27No, no, no. Actually, I'm not interested in touching you.
22:30Okay, thank you so much.
22:35Yes, I hear, Andrew.
22:39Can you please have a round of applause for Sneha till she reaches the mic?
22:44Will she be able to reach the mic is the question.
22:46Thank you so much for listening.
23:38This is only bathroom time.
23:41Only bathroom time, okay, Sneha ji.
23:44This was the most difficult you laugh, you lose challenge.
23:50He was saying that he is a bathroom singer.
23:53So, he would have to laugh a little.
23:56Look, look, except for Yasharaj,
24:00we have no talent to judge you.
24:02We don't have talent, but we don't.
24:05So, you...
24:08Let's go.
24:13Just tell me.
24:14These chakoo brothers came and gave lalach of 10 rupees,
24:18went with him and...
24:19Happily to get kidnapped.
24:20To get kidnapped?
24:21What is this?
24:23No...
24:23Happily to get kidnapped,
24:25but...
24:26I said,
24:28let's go.
24:29I said, let's go.
24:31Let's go.
24:31Let's go.
24:32I went.
24:33And...
24:34Did you get kidnapped?
24:35No, no, no.
24:36They had to sit behind me.
24:38So, I was happily going,
24:40okay, let's go.
24:41Chocolate.
24:41So, basically,
24:42you got to get to the bussy way.
24:52Up next, we have Stuti.
24:54Oh my god.
24:55Yuki living.
24:57What did you get to take Sneha's hand?
25:05Yasharaj, how did you feel this performance?
25:07Very, very, very, very good.
25:09Very, very, very good.
25:10Very, very good.
25:10Are you doing such a judge?
25:14Eventually, we have to play a little TV.
25:17What style?
25:18Very, very, very good.
25:20Very, very good.
25:20Is this from Uber?
25:26Oh my god.
25:29I gave you a hug.
25:30I gave you a lot of numbers.
25:31What's going on here?
25:33208 average.
25:36You're not an engineer.
25:37You're wrong with the calculator.
25:46How difficult it is to talk with comedians.
25:49I get nervous.
25:50Stop it.
25:51Okay.
25:54Go, go, go, go, go.
26:04Have you done this in the audition?
26:06Or did you do it there?
26:08There was no one.
26:08There was no one.
26:09There was no one.
26:10There was no one?
26:10Yes, there was no one audition.
26:11No one.
26:15No one.
26:16No one.
26:17I'm looking at everything.
26:22I'm looking at everything.
26:40I'm looking at everything.
26:41I'm looking at everything.
26:41After the wedding, I'm going to do popping.
26:45I'm going to do it.
26:47I'm going to do it.
26:50I'm going to do it.
27:13I'm going to do it.
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