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00:05So I'll just need 30 seconds to perform this. It's basically an activity where the brain
00:11sends signals to the other one and it becomes a clash. You try to do something from one hand
00:19and the other hand. But together when you do it, not everyone is able to do it. You all can
00:25try
00:26it. If you think you can do it, one hand in clockwise motion, another hand in anti-clockwise motion.
00:33So you need to do this too.
00:43So you're saying my brain is bad. My brain is bad.
00:46You're saying my brain is bad. You're saying all signals are like this.
00:49So yeah, this is my only talent.
00:51Okay, this is my only talent.
00:52Yeah, this is my only talent.
00:53Fuck man.
00:55You've made this form.
00:59You've made a link. You've made so much money.
01:02And I'll do it for this.
01:10My brain is bad for our curator.
01:15So Kaushika Ji.
01:17Yeah.
01:19I'll do it for you if you can try it.
01:22I'll do it for you if you can try it.
01:23Can you please come in the center of the studio?
01:26Let's have Samir in the center of the studio.
01:28And can you show him properly?
01:30Yeah.
01:30Yeah.
01:30One hand in clockwise motion.
01:32Okay.
01:33Another hand in anti-clockwise motion.
01:35And you have to do this together.
01:39Okay, switch.
01:41Switch.
01:45But it was like this.
01:46I'll do it for me.
01:48I'll do it for you.
01:48Yeah.
01:49So what's your job in life?
01:52I'll do it for some time.
01:54I'll do it for some time.
01:55Virus?
01:56What can you do?
01:57Oh, it's a virus.
01:58It's a virus.
02:00And maybe I'll do it for some time.
02:03Lana Rhodes.
02:04I'll do it for some time.
02:12So Kaushika Ji, what do you do apart from this shit?
02:16I run an agency.
02:18You run an agency.
02:19You're the owner of the agency.
02:20Yes.
02:20Wow.
02:22I love you so much.
02:22I can't tell you.
02:23When you're on stage,
02:25I feel like you're on stage.
02:28You need brand work.
02:29I feel like you're on stage.
02:31I feel like you're on stage.
02:33Plus GST.
02:37With 2% reduction.
02:40But usage will be extra.
02:42Okay.
02:43I have been learning to drive scooty for eight years now,
02:46but I still can't drive.
02:48That's like me and comedy, babe.
02:50We're the same.
02:51Yeah, that's what happens.
02:53I don't want to do it like this.
02:55I don't want to do it like this.
02:57I don't want to do it like this.
03:02One is going to go ahead and one is going to go back.
03:05The petrol is over there.
03:10You are good at Uno.
03:12You win a lot.
03:14You hit reverse, right?
03:20Great, man.
03:21Okay, man.
03:21So make some noise of Kaushik Ponia ji.
03:23Kaushika.
03:24Kaushika Ponia ji.
03:25Thank you so much for joining.
03:26So time to score, man.
03:29So you've done...
03:30I don't know what to do,
03:32how much to score you.
03:34So I'm on the edge.
03:35I've given you five.
03:37I'm giving 6.5 and 1.5
03:39I'm taking it back.
03:41So 5.5.
03:425.5.
03:431.5 I'm taking it back,
03:44then how much is it?
03:49Okay.
03:54Six.
03:54And the secret to making money, Kaushika,
03:56is to inherit it.
03:58Oh.
03:59Ooh.
04:015.
04:015.
04:02They've also given it.
04:03And...
04:042.
04:042.
04:05For using both her hands.
04:07Let me tell you in the comments of this video.
04:10So your average is 4.5.
04:13I've given it.
04:198.5.
04:20Oh, no.
04:22Thank you so much for joining Kaushika Ponia ji.
04:25Take care.
04:26Thank you so much for joining Kaushika Ponia.
04:29There are a lot of confidence in people.
04:31Why?
04:32Firstly, I'm not from China.
04:35I'm from Thailand.
04:37Don't see here.
04:39Just kidding.
04:40Just kidding.
04:40And I'm from Natchel.
04:4239.
04:42Those who forgot the CBSE people.
04:48Recently, I went to Rajasthan.
04:52Those people sent me to the foreigners' line.
04:56What?
04:57It's closed.
04:58Oh, it's okay.
05:00Sorry.
05:01It's from China.
05:05You can start the premise again.
05:06Start the premise again.
05:07Recently.
05:08Recently.
05:09Recently, I went to Rajasthan.
05:11I sent me to the foreigners' line.
05:14I had to buy a ticket for 25 rupees.
05:17What did I say?
05:19What did I say?
05:19What did I say?
05:22What did I say?
05:24What did you eat there?
05:28What did I say?
05:38That's it guys, thank you.
05:42You performed like a first-timer.
05:46It was very good as a first-timer. Very nice.
05:50When are you doing it?
05:51Today.
05:54It's your first time?
05:55Yes, it's my first time on stage.
05:57So I was... God...
06:01Chelsea Ji, I want to give you your advice.
06:04You're very cute.
06:06And you're so natural.
06:08And you don't feel like you're doing the first time,
06:11because you're enjoying yourself.
06:13Yes, I mean, you're nervous in your face,
06:15but the smile at the end was quite good.
06:17I mean, we were crying.
06:19Copping.
06:20We didn't get a laugh.
06:22Have you eaten a dog in the truth?
06:25No, I have a dog.
06:27But it's like that.
06:28Because my friends eat themselves.
06:30I don't know.
06:30Okay, so you don't call them at home?
06:32Yes.
06:33Sometimes they eat their pet dog.
06:35What?
06:36Yes.
06:37Yes.
06:38I think you're saying that.
06:40No, I'm not saying that.
06:41No, I'm not saying that.
06:41That's the dog style.
06:52No, I'm not saying that.
06:52I have three grandmothers.
06:54What?
06:55Which side?
06:56Dadee and Nani.
06:57Nani?
06:57Nani.
06:58Nana, Nana.
06:58You're three ninias?
06:59Yes.
07:02Our polygamy actually...
07:03You said, Nana was a player.
07:05They were...
07:06They were also...
07:06No, no.
07:09Okay.
07:11They didn't start their number 9-8.
07:15So, who are your sister's daughter?
07:17She's a daughter's daughter?
07:19She's a daughter's daughter.
07:21You don't know Hindi.
07:22Okay, okay.
07:23She's a father's daughter's daughter's daughter.
07:24Oh, that's how it happened.
07:25She didn't say that.
07:27So, why are you your daughter's daughter?
07:28I'm a daughter.
07:32They're old now.
07:33I don't think they're old now.
07:35They're old now.
07:35They're old now.
07:37This is my daughter's daughter.
07:40So, how many brothers and sisters have your mother?
07:43My mother's brother...
07:45I'll be 14.
07:47Wow.
07:49You're 14 brothers and sisters.
07:51No, no.
07:52You're 14 brothers and sisters.
07:54We're only 4 brothers.
07:55I have two daughters.
07:56My mother.
07:57You're not my mother.
07:57You're not my mother.
07:58You're not your mother.
07:59One minute.
08:00Nana...
08:00I'm going to be back to my show.
08:02Nana's...
08:03Those people...
08:04How many are these?
08:06You're just so much.
08:07I'm not so much.
08:08Jessie.
08:10Who's the name?
08:12Just, see, Jessie.
08:14How do you keep her name?
08:25Just, see, Jessie.
08:27Who is your aunt's second, first, third?
08:29First.
08:30I'm going to the family tree.
08:33Family forest, bro.
08:35One aunt, three aunties.
08:36First aunties, two aunties.
08:38First aunties, two aunties.
08:40I mean, my father's two wives.
08:43I'm saying that.
08:44Sorry.
08:44Your father's two wives.
08:46Have you ever gone to the boss?
08:56How do you say that?
09:00How do you say that?
09:03My mind is gone.
09:06It's a mess.
09:08It's a mess.
09:09So, what did your auntie do?
09:12What did she do?
09:14Of course.
09:16What was the time for her?
09:19What did she do?
09:21She was probably a serpent.
09:23Probably.
09:24Oh.
09:25Wow.
09:26She was born with a whole village.
09:27And then...
09:28Now, I'm a serpent.
09:35Logical promotion.
09:37Do you live in Delhi or are you here especially with Arun Aachal?
09:40No, no, no.
09:41I live here, Gazi Band.
09:42Okay.
09:43Oh.
09:43Oh.
09:45Arun Aachal, straight Gazi Band.
09:47You come to this way.
09:51You're a crazy family.
09:53Genuinely.
09:53Genuinely.
09:54Is this common in your village?
09:56Yes.
09:56Now, we've changed a little bit.
09:58First, because we...
09:58You've crossed my auntie.
10:01Genghis Khan didn't have the name of your auntie.
10:09What did you do?
10:12What did you do?
10:14What did you do?
10:15What did you do?
10:15Genghis Khan was the OG Mahib Singh.
10:19Oh, man.
10:20So, disabled is the right word we can use?
10:24Yes.
10:25So...
10:25Specially abled.
10:26You've understood what's the right word and what's the wrong word.
10:31What's the right word?
10:31He's a very sensitive man.
10:33Some are lihav.
10:34Some are lihav.
10:35Some are lihav.
10:35Some are lihav.
10:36That's something new.
10:37So, when are you learning to kids?
10:39Huh?
10:44Sorry.
10:45Sorry.
10:45I'll give this card.
10:47Okay.
10:47So...
10:48Disabled kids...
10:49Why do you have to teach disabled kids?
10:52I don't like kids.
10:54I mean...
10:55I mean...
10:56I mean...
10:56I mean...
10:56I mean...
10:58What's your opinion on that?
11:01Stephen Hawking came...
11:02Abston?
11:03Yeah, Abston Island.
11:05Abston Island.
11:05They also like him.
11:07I don't know about that.
11:09No.
11:10No.
11:11I don't know about that.
11:13I don't know about that.
11:14I don't know about that.
11:16I don't know about that.
11:22What are your views on marriage?
11:25Are you already married?
11:26Are you single?
11:27Are you looking for someone in a relationship?
11:29I'm in a relationship.
11:30He came with me today.
11:31Oh, he's here?
11:32If you both don't mind...
11:34Can we bring him?
11:35Yeah, sure.
11:36If you don't mind...
11:37What's his name?
11:38Kevin.
11:38Kevin.
11:39Round of applause for Kevin, everyone.
11:40Round of applause for Kevin.
11:43Where did you get both of them?
11:45I got both in Ghaziabad.
11:49They were running away from someone.
11:51Do you know at home?
11:53Yes.
11:53Do you know at home?
11:55No, I don't know at home.
11:56Do you know at home?
11:57But you won't know at home.
11:58But you won't know at home, right?
11:59Yes.
12:02There will be nothing.
12:03There will be nothing.
12:07Do you know at home?
12:09Yes, it will.
12:10It's okay.
12:11What will you do?
12:13Oh my God.
12:15Jesse.
12:18Jesse.
12:19James.
12:21Pokemon?
12:23One.
12:24One.
12:25One.
12:26One
12:26I'm going to surrender them and fight, fight, fight.
12:29You love Pokemon?
12:31No.
12:42So, why are you here, Jesse?
12:44I've been watching people a lot of times.
12:47I've always been very fascinated by myself.
12:52And there are a lot of people there.
12:54Where are you?
12:56What are you doing?
12:58What are you doing?
12:58All of you are doing it.
13:00What are you doing?
13:02I mean, there is no stand-up stand-up in the scene.
13:06Stand-up is only doing girls.
13:12You are really, really good. You should keep doing this.
13:15I'll give you a lot of time. Thank you so much for joining.
13:21Time to score, Jesse.
13:23I've given you 9.
13:269.5 from Akash Gupta.
13:28Mallika Ji.
13:299.5.
13:318.5.
13:328.5.
13:339.
13:34And 9 from Balraj Bhai.
13:36That makes your average, 9.
13:378.5 from Akash Gupta.
13:389.6.
13:389.1.
13:4410.1.
13:4510.1.
13:4610.1.
13:4710.1.
13:5110.1.
13:5210.1.
13:5210.1.
13:5311.1.
13:5410.1.
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13:5512.1.
14:0512.3.
14:07Like, suppose your wife is dead and you are going to be concerned.
14:11So, I can do that.
14:12So, it's going to happen.
14:13I mean, Aakash, you...
14:14Yeah, it's going to happen.
14:14You have a wife?
14:15Yes, I have.
14:16Oh, shit.
14:17What's your name?
14:19Divya and Dubai.
14:20Divya and Dubai.
14:25So, what happened to Divya and Dubai?
14:27I don't know.
14:28My wife died.
14:29Yes.
14:31It's okay, brother.
14:32No.
14:33It's okay.
14:35It's okay, brother.
14:36My wife died in a moment.
14:38You?
14:39My wife died, brother.
14:40Okay.
14:42I can understand, brother, that your wife died.
14:44No.
14:45Because you didn't have to spend money in the hospital.
14:47But it's okay.
14:48She died in the house.
14:50Off the script, please.
14:57It's okay, brother.
14:58I can understand your wife's wife.
15:00Why?
15:01Because you didn't have to spend money in the hospital.
15:02You didn't have to spend money in the hospital.
15:03Okay.
15:07That's right.
15:08But that's right.
15:10What do you do to spend money in the hospital?
15:12Because...
15:12Nani is a...
15:13Nani is a...
15:15Depreciating asset.
15:16Oh, yeah, yeah.
15:16Nice one, man.
15:17Thank you, man.
15:27That name is Jussie?
15:28For your name, the stage name Jussie.
15:31Jussie?
15:32Jussie.
15:33Jen Ext extern.
15:33Vik, okay.
15:34Jen Extя┐╜ hotels.
15:34Jen and Jen all over there.
15:35I mean that Jussie?
15:36Or that was a lot of questions.
15:37But, Jussie is interesting.
15:40It might be well known as Jussie.
15:41Jen Ext externmore.
15:43Fundament violence.
15:43if you haven't been successful?
15:44It's warm arms.
15:45What's up? Champion.
15:47Champion.
15:48Oh, yo, yo.
15:52Champion.
15:53Virendar Nagar.
15:57Sorry, West Delhi references, guys.
16:01So, Jassi,
16:03you also do shairi.
16:04So, a rap will be done.
16:07Okay.
16:09Shairi will be done.
16:12Shairi will be done.
16:12It's a small song.
16:14I'm going to start.
16:15I'm a normal person.
16:19Don't keep my mind.
16:20Wow.
16:23Don't keep my mind.
16:25Don't keep my mind.
16:26Don't keep my mind.
16:28Don't keep my mind.
16:30Oh, oh, oh.
16:31Can you drive the Uber too?
16:43Jassi is there to pick you up.
16:46Jassi has arrived in two minutes.
16:50What was the scene of the superpower?
16:52Do you like to read the girls or not?
16:56Actually, I mean, I'm single.
16:59So, I don't know who the girl is.
17:01Are you friends or how you are.
17:03So, you have written such a good song.
17:05Do you ever listen to a girl who likes it?
17:08It's the right thing.
17:09I mean, you can listen to this place.
17:11Or you can sit on a friend.
17:13Now, you can listen to this song.
17:15No, but you don't listen to this song.
17:17You don't listen to this song.
17:20You don't listen to this song.
17:21What's that?
17:23So, I like Instagram.
17:25I like Instagram.
17:26I like dating app.
17:27Did you use that?
17:28I was doing it.
17:31But there was no match.
17:32Then I deleted it.
17:35Which one was dating app?
17:37Tinder?
17:40Sorry.
17:42Which one was dating app?
17:43Tinder.
17:44Tinder.
17:45So, did you have success here?
17:47No.
17:48It will be just rights by itself.
17:51Oh, man.
17:52So, what was your job?
17:54My job was in BPO.
17:56Now, I changed the line.
17:57I mean, I'm in social media handling.
17:59Okay.
18:00I'm a social media marketer.
18:01That's right.
18:02That's right.
18:03So, do you own a page or a page?
18:06Yes.
18:06Jassi Singh's name.
18:07Jassi Singh's name.
18:08Jassi Singh's name.
18:09Jassi Singh's name.
18:09Jassi Singh's name.
18:12Jassi Singh's name.
18:12Jassi Singh's name.
18:13Point.
18:14Point.
18:14You have to go to Canada.
18:16No, no, no.
18:18Cancel.
18:19Tranquil.
18:23Trono.
18:24Trono.
18:25Trono.
18:28Hey Trono, bro.
18:29Trono.
18:30Yeah Trono.
18:33Your favourite rapper who is your favourite rapper?
18:35My favourite is Honey Singh.
18:37Which song is your favourite?
18:39With a little focus, you need to keep up with your volume.
18:48My favourite is Honey Singh.
18:50I mean, it's almost all.
18:52But more than you are.
18:54My favourite is Honey Singh.
18:58My favourite is Honey Singh.
19:00My favourite is Honey Singh.
19:03My favourite is Honey Singh.
19:05Yo, Yo, Janakpuri.
19:12What is your conductor in this live?
19:19If you have proposed to me a song, what do you do?
19:24I have a first written song, Shane.
19:26Yes, yes.
19:26I am reading it.
19:27In my life, spend too much on your sit.
19:30I know.
19:31What kind of song?
19:32In my life, spend too much on your sit.
19:34I know.
19:35I know I know, but don't do anything.
19:38If you take your heart, I know you too.
19:41I know, but don't do anything.
19:44The last drink is very strong.
19:46Don't do anything to drink.
19:49Wow, wow.
19:52And whatever my Punjabi friends are watching,
19:55don't do anything.
20:00It's bad for you.
20:01Very good model.
20:02Very good model.
20:04There's a moral lesson from the show.
20:05Say no to drugs.
20:09Take your hands with me.
20:12And when I say,
20:14copy my actions.
20:16Done?
20:17Gurl├нn, can you join me?
20:19Can we have a round of applause for?
20:23Please be here.
20:25Gurl├нn.
20:27You speak in the mic.
20:28Wherever you can speak,
20:29the mic will be.
20:30Gurl├нn.
20:32Now for a while,
20:32you will have some sensations.
20:35Feel.
20:36Okay?
20:38I'll take my brain from the gutter.
20:43Please, please, please.
20:44Okay, okay.
20:45The audience is the same.
20:45Imagine.
20:46My timer is going.
20:47My timer is going.
20:48Guys.
20:49My content will be less.
20:50Please.
20:51Okay.
20:53So...
20:54No, no.
20:54Of course.
20:59Okay, okay.
21:00Okay, okay.
21:01Here.
21:05Okay.
21:06Close your eyes.
21:21Okay.
21:26Close your eyes.
21:27Close your eyes.
21:28Close your eyes.
21:31Okay.
21:32My mic.
21:32My mic.
21:33Do you have any sensation?
21:35Feel it.
21:35So, if you say something,
21:36just keep it in mind.
21:38Okay?
21:44Do you have any touch or feel?
21:46Just answer yes or no.
21:47Yes or no?
21:49Yes or no?
21:50Yes.
21:51Do you have any touch or feel?
21:54Can you show the exact motion how you feel?
22:07Okay, okay, okay.
22:08Open your eyes.
22:09Open your eyes.
22:09Gurleen, you know what?
22:11I didn't even touch you.
22:13You know?
22:19Average boy from Delhi.
22:23You know why I didn't touch you?
22:27No.
22:28No, no, no.
22:28Actually, I'm not interested in touching you.
22:30Okay.
22:30Thank you so much.
22:35Yes, I am.
22:39Can you please have a round of applause for Sneha till she reaches the mic?
22:44Will she be able to reach the mic is the question.
22:50I let youat the mic.
23:02I'll tell you how honestly,
23:06without you, without you, without you.
23:11Are you drunk all your nights every day?
23:29All right, all right, Sneha, so you won't do this full time?
23:39This is only bathroom time.
23:41Only bathroom time, okay, Sneha ji.
23:44This was the most difficult you laugh, you lose challenge.
23:50He was saying that he's a bathroom singer.
23:53So, he would have to be a little bit.
23:56Look, look, except for Yasharaj, we don't have any talent to judge you.
24:02We don't have talent, but we don't.
24:04So, now, let's go.
24:13Just tell me, these chakoo brothers came and gave lalach of 10 rupees.
24:18Went with him and...
24:19Happily to get kidnapped.
24:20To get kidnapped?
24:21What is this?
24:22No.
24:24Happily to get kidnapped.
24:25But, he took me and said,
24:28Toffee, I'll go.
24:29I said, let's go.
24:31Let's go.
24:32I went.
24:34And...
24:34Did he get kidnapped?
24:35No, no, no.
24:36He took me to the cycle.
24:38So, I was happily going, okay, let's go.
24:41So, basically,
24:42I got to meet with Bassi Baai.
24:52Up next, we have Stuti.
24:54Oh, my God.
24:55Woo!
24:56Yuki living.
24:57What did you take your hand in your hand?
25:05Yasharaj, how did you feel this performance?
25:07Very, very, very good.
25:09Very, very good.
25:09Very, very, very good.
25:10You're not judging yourself?
25:14Eventually, we have to play a little TV.
25:17What style?
25:18Very, very, very good.
25:20Very, very good.
25:20Is this from Uber?
25:28I gave a hug, bro.
25:30I gave a lot of numbers.
25:31What happened here?
25:33208 average.
25:36You're not an engineer.
25:37You're wrong with the calculator.
25:46You're wrong with the calculator.
25:49I'm wrong with the calculator.
25:50I'm wrong with the calculator.
25:51So, how difficult it is to talk with Comedians.
26:03I feel nervous.
26:05Don't do this.
26:08I feel nervous.
26:10Okay.
26:10Yes, there are also auditions.
26:17I'm looking at everything good.
26:21It's happening right now.
26:23Don't do it yourself, don't look at the current.
26:25People will get tired.
26:27Look how good you are doing.
26:31One second, if you think that after marriage you will be in control,
26:35what do you want to explore now?
26:38I don't think anything like that.
26:40I don't think anything like that.
26:41After marriage you will be locked, now you have to do popping.
26:45Keep it down.
26:50I don't, brother.
26:53Who is your favorite diss panel?
26:56If you say, I don't know anyone.
26:58I don't know anyone.
26:59I don't know anyone.
27:07Thank you so much for watching, friends.
27:10And I know this month, there are only one episode.
27:12Every month there are two.
27:13This month there are two.
27:15We were going to do one episode.
27:17We have to do one episode.
27:18We have to do one episode.
27:39And do find your latent.
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