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After an accidental on-air mix-up in the previous segment, it suddenly sounded like Grant had a brand-new co-host... Danny Kanell instead of Danny Rouhier! The joke took on a life of its own when Kanell himself called into the show to ask what was going on. The guys have some fun with the mix-up, Kanell joins in on the laughs, and the unexpected phone call turns into one of the most entertaining moments from the show!
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00:00A question for you.
00:02Do you remember a player that got signed around now that didn't have a market
00:08that ended up having a monster season?
00:10And I'm wondering if you ever played with a guy like when you were with the Giants
00:12from 96 to 98 or in Atlanta 99, 2000, or that year you had in Denver in 03
00:17when you were 30.
00:18That's a great question.
00:19Was there ever a guy on your rosters that just came kind of out of nowhere
00:23at the end of the offseason and then really came on?
00:26Nobody's coming to mind.
00:27You know me.
00:28I have my nose in my playbook.
00:28But that's all I was doing.
00:30I was worried about me and my standing.
00:32You know what I mean?
00:33Not to say I didn't care about the team.
00:34I did.
00:34Of course, I'm a team guy.
00:35But I had so much to worry about as an NFL quarterback that I didn't have time
00:40to notice when is someone signing or whatever.
00:42I just see numbers and is this guy open?
00:44I'm looking at my read.
00:45Where are the safety's feet?
00:46What are the eyes telling me?
00:48Et cetera.
00:49I just have so much to worry about every play.
00:50I don't remember some of those ins and outs of when people signed.
00:53And forgive me.
00:54You may not believe that.
00:55But I'm telling you, that's how it was as a quarterback.
00:56You know when I played quarterback.
00:58Yeah, as Danny Cannell.
01:00Danny Cannell.
01:00Starting at Westminster High School in Fort Lauderdale.
01:03To the phones we go.
01:04800-636-1067.
01:06Our guy Chris is in Hyattsville.
01:07What's up, Chris?
01:08How are you?
01:10Guys, I have been busy working all day, crunching numbers.
01:13I missed the huge show announcement.
01:15I just want to say why I'm going to miss no fun Danny Ruye and his comedy and his hijinks.
01:23Welcome, Danny Cannell.
01:25Thanks, man.
01:25To the show.
01:26I mean, Mr. Former Second Team All-American.
01:29Charlie Ward's backup.
01:31I just got to know, Danny, what was it like at FSU in the 90s?
01:36I mean, you must have racked up a huge body count back then, man.
01:39I did.
01:40Can you tell the boys about that?
01:41No, thanks for bringing that up.
01:42Yeah.
01:43It was a lot of notches in the old bedpost.
01:45I'll tell you that.
01:45I was in demand.
01:46And it was fun to be at FSU in the 90s.
01:49Talking about sexual intercourse.
01:50I don't know if that was clear or not, but that's what was happening.
01:53And it was a lot.
01:54And it was great.
01:55Danny, I'm also wondering, from your time covering college football, is this a good
02:01time to talk to you about the Heisman Trophy and you just bring a lot of energy and you
02:04break that down?
02:05Or should we wait on that?
02:06Give it a minute.
02:07As sort of the rosters formulated, it's pretty much a couple Big Ten schools that are up at
02:11the top there.
02:12Georgia's going to be good, too.
02:13Yeah.
02:13So just let's wait and we'll see what emerges from all the kind of early preseason practice
02:18stuff.
02:18But I don't have my Heisman list together yet.
02:20Can I say, by the way, I did.
02:23Now that Danny Rie is gone, I've got a couple things I want to say.
02:25Oh, no.
02:26First, I did enjoy doing the show with him.
02:28A lot of people always ask, do you guys get along?
02:30Are you guys friends?
02:32Like, where's Danny?
02:33You would ask people to ask you that in public.
02:34Yeah, that kind of thing.
02:35Right.
02:35I always enjoyed doing the show with Danny, for sure.
02:39But I'm so much happier doing the show with the former quarterback.
02:43The stuff we're going to get into now, X's and O's, the analytics, all of the deep diving
02:48that we'll do about playing the quarterback position.
02:50Like, I'm particularly excited about that.
02:52And I just got so tired of some of the, you know, the Barkley impression.
02:55How many times are you going to do it?
02:56Oh, do the funny voice guy.
02:58Yeah, I get it.
02:58That kind of thing.
02:59I know.
02:59I mean, just because I played the position.
03:02And that's the beauty of it.
03:03So when we start talking CJ Carr and Arch Manning and everybody, like, I was in their shoes.
03:08You know what I mean?
03:09Like, that's such a cool thing.
03:11So, yeah, it's probably an upgrade, if I'm honest with you.
03:14Yeah, if I could go to the hotline right now, I'd like to welcome in Danny Connell, ladies
03:18and gentlemen, on the Rude Guest Hotline, who is not my co-host.
03:22But I've been talking to you as if you were my co-host the last few minutes.
03:26So it's Grants and Danny Connell and Danny Connell.
03:29Hello, Danny Connell.
03:31Now, my social media is blowing up.
03:33I heard there's an imposter out there.
03:35Like, I was going to call my agent and find out, like, if we should take some sort of legal
03:39action to get, like, a cease and desist order.
03:42Like, what is happening up there?
03:44What is going on?
03:45You're asking a great question.
03:46I'm trying to enjoy my summer vacation, you know, just kind of enjoy some time off.
03:50But I got imposters out there.
03:52What is going on?
03:53Grant, how do we explain this?
03:54I don't know how to.
03:55I'm going to do my best.
03:56Do your best.
03:57So we had a guest on who's a longtime buddy of mine, does a great job covering the Patriots.
04:00You may know him from your time in the league, Tom Curran, okay?
04:03Yeah, of course.
04:03The legend, yeah.
04:04He is a beast, right?
04:05So Tom's on, and the whole time it's Grant and Danny, and I know him, but he doesn't
04:08know Danny.
04:09So he's on, and he keeps saying he's referencing Danny.
04:11But he said a couple times, you know, when you were in the league, I thought he was saying
04:15that.
04:16And I'm like, what is going on?
04:17We thought he was sort of talking about, you know, because Grant covered the NFL very close.
04:21He was on the beat for years.
04:22That's kind of what we thought he meant.
04:23In this conversation, he goes, and Danny as in, he goes, Danny as in Danny Connell.
04:29And I thought he was just saying Danny as in the name Danny.
04:32And I was like, yes, this is the former Florida State quarterback and, you know, college football
04:36analyst.
04:36He's like, oh my gosh.
04:38You know, I was so worried to say, I knew it was you, but I wasn't sure.
04:41And at that point it was like, we'd gone too far.
04:43And now he starts talking to him as if he's you.
04:45And so since then, I've just been doing the show with Danny.
04:48Yeah.
04:48So Danny, he referenced like three or four different times, like my time in the league, you know,
04:52like, you know what it's like because you were there in the locker room.
04:55And I'm like, I hate to break it to you, dude.
04:57I'm just a, just an unathletic stocky white.
04:59I have no NFL background, just a zilch.
05:02But it was too late.
05:03It was like going to dinner with like a couple and you forgot the husband's name and the check
05:08comes.
05:08Like you, it's too late now to correct him.
05:11Well, well now, Danny, did you at least like, were you nice, like amicable, like cordial,
05:17like well-spoken?
05:18Like, did you represent the name?
05:19Well, that's a great question.
05:20Or did Tom Curran hang up and be like, what an a-hole.
05:23Like, I don't like, like I'm never doing that guy's show again.
05:26You were definitely pleasant.
05:27He was pleasant, but I don't think it came off like former quarterback ball knower.
05:32So Curran right now is going, Canel's lost his fastball a little bit.
05:35Does that guy even watch the game anymore?
05:38You know what happens to me quite a bit, because coming out of high school, I was the exact
05:43same class as Danny Werfel, the former Heisman Trophy winner from the University of Florida.
05:47I played at Florida State against Danny Werfel.
05:50We're both Dannys.
05:51We're both kind of, you know, same style of play, pocket passers.
05:55I get confused at least two or three times a year.
05:59Somebody will recognize me and they'll say something like, hey, Danny Werfel, like go Gators
06:04or something like that.
06:05And if they do the go Gators thing, then I'm like a jerk.
06:07I'm like, you know, don't look me in the eyes.
06:09I'll say something, but I won't tell them I'm not Danny Werfel.
06:12You know, I kind of mess with them a little bit.
06:13If they're nice and they're not Gator fans, then I'll straighten them out.
06:16But it is kind of awkward sometimes.
06:18Like, what do you do?
06:19Because you don't, especially if you're on live, like you want to embarrass the guest.
06:23Like, I kind of like the way you handled it.
06:25Well, it was 20 minutes into the interview and before we missed the breadcrumbs.
06:29Like, because he's in New England, Danny, and he's breaking down.
06:33We just signed Stefan Diggs here in Washington.
06:34So that's why you get him on.
06:36And he's giving us great information, great nuggets.
06:38And there were breadcrumbs that I didn't pick up on.
06:40And then once he didn't laugh at the joke that, yeah, this is Danny Connell, I went, oh, sweet Christ,
06:46it's over.
06:47He now believes he just did an interview with Grant and Danny Connell.
06:51And I don't know what to do about it.
06:53I thought Danny should have understood it when he mentioned Westminster High School in Fort Lauderdale.
06:58I was like, that's pretty clear and obvious.
07:00But I guess Danny just missed that.
07:02I missed that.
07:03Right.
07:04Yeah, that was that one that probably went right over his head.
07:07I mean, completely.
07:09Hey, before we let you go, I appreciate you having some fun with us.
07:13So nice here in short notice.
07:13Real fast.
07:14It doesn't have to be long.
07:15I know you're busy.
07:15Give me a deep cut Heisman Trophy candidate.
07:18Maybe not one of the top one or two guys, but someone to look out for.
07:22I'll go with somebody completely off the radar.
07:24Keelan Russell.
07:25The first, he hasn't even won the job yet at Alabama.
07:29But I think from a value standpoint, like, I don't think there's a lot of value on Arch Manning, CJ
07:33Carr, Julian Sane, the favorites.
07:36And when you're a favorite, there's only one direction to go is down.
07:39Keelan Russell is a phenomenal athlete.
07:42I think he's a blend of what they saw with Jalen Milrow and Ty Simpson.
07:46He's an electric runner, but he's a really good passer, too.
07:49Kalen DeBoer has been awesome with QBs.
07:52You're the quarterback at Alabama.
07:53If you put him back towards the top of the SEC, everyone will love him.
07:57How about Keelan Russell from Alabama?
08:00Love that.
08:01And I congratulate you on your new show gig, but it'd be a huge downgrade for you just to be
08:05here in D.C.
08:06That's a tough career move, bro.
08:08So I'll say sorry about it.
08:11I love it.
08:12You guys are awesome, man.
08:13Be good, Danny.
08:14Thanks, Danny.
08:14Thank you for representing the name well.
08:16I tried, man.
08:17Best he knows, yeah.
08:18Thank you, buddy.
08:19There's the real Danny Cannell.
08:20The actual.
08:21The imposter Danny Cannell.
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