00:00Usted, también, estará buscando un nuevo trabajo. ¿No es interesante?
00:03Eso es verdad.
00:03Y estoy honrado que me puse aquí para ayudar.
00:06Steven, no te puse aquí para ayudar.
00:08No sé cómo se viste aquí.
00:09Es bien estar nervioso, ¿vale? ¿Por qué te puse?
00:12Estoy ya sentado.
00:13Bien.
00:14Se, está empezando muy bien ya.
00:15Y creo que quizás debemos empezar con una entrevista de práctica.
00:19Y tengo solo un hombre que puede ayudar.
00:20Excuse me, un segundo.
00:21Steven.
00:22Sí, sir. Just un momento.
00:27Hola.
00:28Hola.
00:28I'm Randy.
00:29I'm the office manager.
00:32Hello, Randy.
00:33All right.
00:33This is going to go very well.
00:34Are you intending to help me sharpen my skills when I go in for an interview?
00:41Is that your intention here?
00:42It's what I do for a living.
00:43Okay.
00:44We're here to find out what you're going to do for a living, okay?
00:46All right.
00:46Let's try it out.
00:4655.
00:47Tough time to start over for a man.
00:49Okay.
00:50I have a copy of your resume here.
00:51Why don't you hand it to me as if you were applying for a job.
00:54Go ahead and do it.
00:56That's good.
00:56You're a natural.
00:57Okay.
00:58Hello, Mr. O'Balmer.
01:00Am I pronouncing that correctly?
01:01Close enough.
01:02Okay.
01:03Let's see.
01:03Puh, puh, puh, puh, puh, puh.
01:04I don't see any promotions for the last eight years.
01:08That's not always good.
01:09Can you explain that?
01:10Honestly, there wasn't a lot of room for advancement in my last job.
01:13The only one with a more powerful position was my wife.
01:16Okay.
01:17Oh, good.
01:18Mm-hmm.
01:18Is it a trufer?
01:19Can we get both of you by any chance?
01:21Godful.
01:21Okay.
01:22So tell me why you're leaving.
01:24You say you're not being terminated, but it sounds like you can't stay.
01:28Is that true?
01:29Well, I'm leaving because it's required by the 22nd Amendment of the United States Constitution.
01:34Okay.
01:34A little tip.
01:35When you say staying at a job would be unconstitutional, what employers hear is that you stole office supplies?
01:41Okay.
01:42So I do sell over the rest of that.
01:43Okay?
01:44Okay.
01:45And it doesn't say here.
01:46Where were you born?
01:50Really?
01:51Is this the longest form of this resume available?
01:54Well, we move on.
01:56Okay, good.
01:57Describe, if you can, the type of office you would like to work in.
02:00Well, I was hoping for a nice corner office, or at least an office that has corners in it.
02:06Can you tell me about some of your accomplishments?
02:08And keep in mind, it's important to describe them in such a way that it highlights how your experience might
02:13be relevant to a potential employer.
02:14Okay.
02:15Well, I brokered international deals that slowed the impact of climate change and prevented Iran from acquiring a nuclear weapon.
02:23Okay.
02:24Let's change that to proficient in Microsoft Excel.
02:26Anything else?
02:28Well, I reopened relations with Cuba for the first time in 50 years.
02:32I'd call that one conversational Spanish.
02:35See?
02:36Okay.
02:37It says here, let me see if I got this right.
02:39It says here you saved the American auto industry.
02:42Yeah, but nobody believes it.
02:44Do you have any awards or commendations?
02:46Well, I have almost 30 honorary degrees, and I did get the Nobel Peace Prize.
02:51Oh, really?
02:52What was that for?
02:53To be honest, I still don't know.
02:54You did.
02:55All right.
02:56Let's be honest with ourselves, okay?
02:58What would you say your biggest weakness is?
03:02Well, sometimes, when I talk, I take too many pauses.
03:18We'd like to offer you the position, but first, we have to have the mandatory company physical.
03:23If you'll just relax and put on that gown over there, we'll get going.
03:27I think we're done here.
03:28I think we're done here.
03:31I think we're done here.
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