00:03Welcome. I'm so glad that I'm able to present our show to you.
00:08She's an out-of-towner. Rolled in this afternoon as you stand at the Royal down the street.
00:13You're right. She's dancing like that in a place like this.
00:37There's a place you may know just over the hill. A quiet little suburb called Liderville.
00:46But behind every door, hidden from sight, are creatures that may just give you a fright.
00:53Vampires and ghouls and monsters, you see. There's so much carnage, it should start with a B.
01:10A first-time director left totally unsupervised. This is going to be a disaster.
01:25Jesus, we are fucked!
01:27You have no idea.
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