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00:02Okay, unless you want me to call your mum
00:03to crack the whip, you're going to cooperate today.
00:06She's on a wellness retreat.
00:08No phones, no talking.
00:12Alright, sit up. Come on.
00:14No, I'm good.
00:15Mate, I know it sucks, and I can't pretend to know how you feel,
00:18but please, let me help you, okay?
00:21Use me till you get your own strength back.
00:24Logan, are you listening? Can you just say something?
00:27I did, Philly.
00:29If you don't want to hear it, then it's not my problem.
00:31So you're just going to lie there, feeling sorry for yourself?
00:33Yeah, maybe I am.
00:35Logan, this is not you. You're not a quitter.
00:36You don't know me anymore.
00:38Oh, bro, you're doing this to yourself.
00:40Just go now, okay?
00:51There is no way your dad could be disappointed in you.
00:55It actually is. Not everything.
00:57I came to see you yesterday.
01:00Okay.
01:01He said he was coming to see me.
01:05I cleaned the house like a maniac,
01:09spent $200 on food,
01:10and he didn't even show up.
01:13Well, that's just rude.
01:15I would have asked you to come and eat the food with me,
01:17but it was all cured and eaten soft cheeses.
01:19Can't wait for you to stop being a vegan.
01:20Well, I was busy anyway.
01:25What's that look?
01:27BJ came home with me.
01:30Okay, enough dad trauma.
01:32Start talking.
01:34It was fun.
01:35How fun?
01:36It was really fun.
01:38Okay, no need to brag.
01:39You ass.
01:40I'm glad one of us had fun.
01:42Hell, I know you were not going to want to hear this.
01:45Then maybe don't say it.
01:46Maybe what happened with Izzy's dad
01:47shows that you're actually not that different from her.
01:49Yuck.
01:50Kick me when I'm down.
01:51Your dad put heaps of pressure on you growing up, right?
01:54Yeah.
01:55If I didn't get top marks,
01:57then he wouldn't speak to me.
01:59Not that he spoke to me much anyway.
02:01So now,
02:01when people put pressure on you,
02:03it's kind of triggering, right?
02:05Don't say triggering.
02:06I'm just saying,
02:07maybe that's how Izzy felt.
02:08But I didn't put pressure on her.
02:10Really?
02:11You mean to be on my side.
02:12I am.
02:13I am.
02:14I'm just trying to help you see things from her perspective.
02:16Duh.
02:17I almost feel bad.
02:19Okay.
02:19So maybe talk to her with that in mind.
02:22See what happens.
02:24Can you stop being so emotionally intelligent?
02:26It's annoying.
02:28Poppy.
02:29Leader of saline, please.
02:31One leader.
02:36You're spying on me.
02:37If only I had the time.
02:39I'm here as a surgical consult.
02:40Right.
02:41Oh, so cynical.
02:42Like I've never helped out before.
02:44Warner, your skills would be best used anywhere but here,
02:46and you know it.
02:48I want to keep an eye on Poppy.
02:49I can do that.
02:50Well, you can't be across everything,
02:51and from what I've seen,
02:53she's pretty shaken up.
02:55Yeah, she is kind of all over the place.
02:56Not ideal.
02:58Fine.
02:59You need a bone egg, please.
03:00Anything you say, boss?
03:11I got you.
03:12I got you so good.
03:14Oh, my God, BJ, I have a...
03:16I have a weak heart.
03:18All right.
03:19Okay.
03:19All right.
03:20Let's get you down over here.
03:22I can't breathe.
03:23All right.
03:24Any chest pain, dizziness, nausea?
03:26Ha!
03:27Huh?
03:27Got you.
03:28Oh.
03:31Fine.
03:33Oh, thank God.
03:35Whew.
03:36I thought, like,
03:38giving the girl I like a cardiac arrest
03:40would have really killed the vibe,
03:41so that's good.
03:42So you like me?
03:44Um, no.
03:46Sorry, I just...
03:47I just went home with you
03:49to steal your toilet paper.
03:50Because I like you.
03:51But I figured it's a bit too soon
03:53for the L-O-V-E word, right?
03:54Even for me.
03:55No, yeah, like is fine.
03:57Like is...
03:57Like is good.
03:59Cool.
03:59Because I did steal one roll.
04:00BJ!
04:01What?
04:01You had, like, two 12-packs.
04:02That's hoarding.
04:03No, that's preparation.
04:04It's...
04:05concerning.
04:07Code red.
04:08Call out to East Van Dout.
04:09Got a head.
04:11Um...
04:12Lots of like.
04:15Oh, I'm so proud of you.
04:17Sorry?
04:18I was primed and ready
04:19to step in as wingwoman,
04:21but you took flight
04:22all by yourselves
04:23like little lovebirds in the wind.
04:25Okay, let's not get too late of ourselves.
04:27Why not?
04:28BJ's a hoot,
04:29and if I was gay,
04:30still.
04:31Data.
04:32You were gay for a day.
04:33Yeah, exactly.
04:34She missed her chance.
04:36Yeah.
04:37No, I don't.
04:37BJ's great.
04:38I just...
04:38I don't know.
04:39I'm gonna take things slow.
04:40Oh, come on.
04:41When's the last time
04:41you just dove in
04:42and thought later?
04:43Literally the last time I dated.
04:44Yeah, but Crane was different.
04:46Crane was married.
04:48Look, I just...
04:49I feel like I'm extremely good
04:51at reading relationships,
04:53especially if they're not my own.
04:54And what I am reading
04:56is like fun
04:58and playful
04:58and cute.
05:00And you deserve a bit of that.
05:02Yeah, maybe I do.
05:03You know, there's a part of me
05:04that wishes that I was still gay.
05:06It's just not the right part.
05:08You know what I mean?
05:10Mm.
05:11Mm.
05:13Poppy?
05:14Look,
05:15I know you don't need saving
05:16or anything like that,
05:17but you do need people around you.
05:20So when have you ready to talk?
05:22I have no idea
05:22what to do with this patient.
05:25Right.
05:25Okay, well, that was
05:27straightforward.
05:28No, it's not.
05:28I don't know what's wrong with her.
05:30It's all good to ask for help.
05:31I hate asking for help.
05:34I know.
05:41I'm a 22-year-old female.
05:43She fell off an e-scooter.
05:43No LOC,
05:44but pain in upper left quadrant.
05:46Should I scan her
05:46or just keep watching her
05:48for a few hours?
05:49Stable vitals?
05:50Soft belly?
05:51Yeah.
05:52No tenderness on palpation?
05:53Not really.
05:54Well, if she's guarding anything,
05:55I'd go for imaging.
05:56She's not.
05:57She's just wincing a bit.
05:58I can't tell if I'm overthinking it.
05:59You're not.
06:01Look, this is the job.
06:02Sometimes observation
06:03is the best plan.
06:04You'll know more in an hour.
06:06Hey, you're doing great.
06:10Strong duo.
06:12Well, better for a couple
06:13of old dudes, huh?
06:14And not as old as you.
06:18Look at you prancing around
06:20like you're still Dr. Love.
06:21I don't prance.
06:22Yeah, you prance.
06:24How long did it take you
06:25to get your hair that soft
06:26this morning?
06:27I'd like to take care of myself.
06:30They're not going to swoon
06:31like they used to.
06:32Oh, okay.
06:33So when was the last time
06:35you were with someone?
06:37Now, well,
06:38at least my kid's not in prison.
06:39Well, at least I'm not
06:40riddled with cancer.
06:41Oh, bro.
06:42Sorry.
06:44Captain Tumorface.
06:45Reporting for duty.
06:47Oh, you guys are sickos.
06:53Brownie's good
06:54if you're into that sort of thing.
06:56Let's not do small talk.
06:59Suits me.
07:03I've been thinking about
07:04my first patient death.
07:06Let's not.
07:07It was a teenage boy
07:08with a brain bleed.
07:11I did everything right.
07:13There was nothing I could have done
07:14to save him.
07:16I finished the surgery
07:17and took my gloves off
07:20and my hands
07:21they wouldn't stop shaking.
07:23I saw my dad that night.
07:25I was in a rough place
07:27so I told him.
07:30I don't know what I was expecting.
07:32Sympathy, maybe.
07:34He just
07:36looked at me and said
07:38why didn't you anticipate
07:39deterioration?
07:42He's a lawyer.
07:45Not a doctor
07:46and not a surgeon.
07:49I would end my dad
07:50if he said that.
07:52I already felt like
07:52I killed that boy
07:53so
07:55when he said that
07:56I just
07:57froze.
07:59I didn't say anything back.
08:02Anyway,
08:03I guess what I'm trying to say is
08:06I know how cruel pressure
08:08like that can feel
08:09especially if you're far
08:11out of your comfort zone.
08:13So
08:14if I made you feel like that
08:16or
08:16that you'd done something
08:17medically wrong
08:18then
08:18I'm sorry
08:19because you didn't.
08:22Doesn't get much worse
08:23than a teenage brain bleed.
08:25Yeah.
08:26Wouldn't recommend it.
08:29Daddy issues.
08:31We are so
08:31unoriginal.
08:33Mind my something
08:34we can agree on.
08:35Don't get ahead of yourself
08:36syphilis.
08:37I won't.
08:52Logan?
08:54Logan.
08:56I just
08:57I don't know how to help.
08:59I've tried giving him space.
09:01I've tried
09:02keeping positive.
09:03I've tried the whole
09:04tough love thing.
09:05I think I'm running out of
09:06things to try.
09:07Oh,
09:07that's all I've gone with fight.
09:09Well,
09:09I just
09:10let him spiral.
09:12I can't do that.
09:13I really feel like
09:14I'm losing him.
09:17Are you no loaves?
09:18Always has a dumb joke
09:19or a goofy grin
09:21that just makes
09:21everything all good.
09:22Yeah,
09:22he does a solid line
09:23in dumb jokes.
09:25And you made everyone
09:26a better person.
09:28Made me
09:29a better person.
09:30doesn't matter how hard
09:31I messed up,
09:32you always saw the best
09:33in me.
09:34Even when I didn't
09:35deserve it.
09:36Which made me want to
09:37be the guy
09:37that did deserve it.
09:40And now
09:44I'm scared, Linga.
09:46I'm scared I've
09:47lost him
09:48for good.
09:49Well,
09:50maybe you should start
09:51seeing the best
09:52in him again.
09:53And I see
09:55everything he has
09:56as opposed to
09:56everything he's lost.
09:57Yeah,
09:58but he's hardly
09:58talking to me.
10:00You can't dictate
10:01how he feels,
10:03what he does,
10:03when he does it.
10:05Just hang in there,
10:07okay?
10:07He'll come around.
10:09Just
10:09gotta give it time.
10:15What's up?
10:16Noah.
10:17Early conscious.
10:18Fever.
10:19Abdo pain.
10:21Dizziness.
10:22Blood pressure
10:22dropping faster than fast.
10:24Did you try
10:24another machine?
10:25Yeah.
10:26Check with a manual
10:26cuff as well.
10:27So what are you thinking?
10:29Possible
10:29impending
10:30cardio collapse.
10:31Severe arrhythmia,
10:32sepsis.
10:33Okay, so
10:34more fluids.
10:35I can prep
10:35for a central line.
10:37If it doesn't shift,
10:38do vasopressis?
10:39Read my mind.
10:40Noah,
10:41how are you feeling?
10:43I'm cool.
10:45Sepsis.
10:46Chris,
10:47need you upstairs, bud.
10:48Yeah, I'm tied up.
10:49Can it wait?
10:49Not really.
10:50It'll have to.
10:51We need him here.
10:52Where's Poppy?
10:53Occupied.
10:53I'm sure she can cover.
10:55Follow me.
10:55He's tied up.
10:56You'll have to find
10:57someone else to push
10:57paper with.
10:58It's urgent.
10:59Yeah, I'll be with you
11:00in five.
11:00I need a word now.
11:06This wasn't the agreement.
11:07It's a hospital, Paul.
11:09Patients come first.
11:10Well, the hospital won't run
11:11if the medical director
11:12isn't available
11:13when we need him.
11:14Just give me a few minutes.
11:15If you want to babysit
11:16your old buddy,
11:16that's fine.
11:17But we agreed.
11:18You help me
11:19when I need it.
11:22So, um,
11:23you can go.
11:25Yeah, I'll go
11:25when we're done.
11:26Look, I don't need
11:27a babysitter.
11:28You can go.
11:35You toxic bitch!
11:37Izzy,
11:38you have no idea
11:39what she's like.
11:40Reign it in.
11:40It's a workplace.
11:42I don't even know
11:42what I've done.
11:43No?
11:44You don't remember
11:44crying to my dad
11:46about your pathetic
11:47sob story?
11:47Well, things don't go
11:48your way for one second
11:49so you try and turn
11:50my family against me?
11:52You slain to be, okay?
11:53What was I supposed to do?
11:54Just let you ruin my career?
11:55In what universe
11:57is my dad going
11:58to sit around
11:58and listen to you
11:59talk smack about me?
12:00You don't think
12:01he'll throw it back
12:02in your silly face?
12:03Your face isn't silly.
12:04And then you had
12:05the nerve to guilt me
12:06into being nice to you
12:07by pretending we both
12:08have the same crap dads.
12:10God, I can't even believe
12:12I fell for that.
12:13We do have the same
12:14crap dads.
12:15No.
12:15Mine loves me.
12:17Unlike yours,
12:17who seems to forget
12:18you even exist.
12:21male, 47,
12:23mugging victim,
12:24suspected nasal
12:25and left orbital fracture.
12:27Poppy, give us a hand.
12:29Poppy!
12:31You can shuffle over
12:32for me, please.
12:36They didn't go light
12:37on you, did they?
12:38Anyone call the police?
12:42Do you know who did this?
12:44They came out of nowhere.
12:47Poppy here will organise
12:48some x-rays for you.
12:50Poppy.
12:53Why don't you get some air?
12:54I'll take over.
12:56I told you to go.
12:57I did,
12:58and now I'm back.
12:59We don't need you in here.
13:00With Poppy out,
13:01I think you do.
13:03Sage,
13:04can you put a line in here?
13:05Please run some bloods
13:06and we'll get some in with you.
13:12You lied to me.
13:13I had to.
13:14You would never let me
13:15stay otherwise.
13:16Yeah,
13:16for good reason.
13:18I don't need a chaperone,
13:19just because I got sick once.
13:20You got cancer.
13:21Yes, I did.
13:22Look,
13:23I know what it feels like
13:24to be sick.
13:25I know it's hard
13:26to accept support.
13:28And I know
13:29I'm still a capable doctor.
13:30Well, even capable doctors
13:31need support.
13:32I have a team
13:32to support me.
13:33Do you?
13:34Because I had to order Poppy
13:36outside when she froze
13:37mid-consult.
13:39Look,
13:39I wasn't lying
13:40about watching out
13:41for Poppy.
13:42I just want to help you too.
13:44Because right now,
13:44I can.
13:45Okay, thanks.
13:46But no gold star
13:47for your sticker chart.
13:48Okay.
13:49I will accept silver.
13:50Silver it is.
14:09Mickey.
14:10What?
14:11Yeah,
14:12I miss you too.
14:13Yeah,
14:13well,
14:13I do,
14:14like crazy,
14:15but you know
14:15you shouldn't be calling me.
14:16Are you sending
14:17my girlfriend stuff?
14:18What girlfriend?
14:19Poppy.
14:21Poppy?
14:22Was she a cabbage patch kid?
14:23What?
14:24Is she a fat-faced
14:25little doll
14:26for five-year-olds
14:26or did your mum
14:27just hate her?
14:28No,
14:28she's a crony woman
14:29that I care about.
14:31Look,
14:31are you harassing her
14:32or not?
14:33What would you do
14:33if I was?
14:34I don't know.
14:35Tell you to cut it out?
14:36I heard you told
14:37everyone your real name.
14:40Not everyone.
14:42Don't shit me.
14:43You're working
14:43as Tyler Hudson.
14:44What is wrong with you?
14:45I'm just trying
14:45to do what's right,
14:46Mickey.
14:47Do you know
14:47how hard it was
14:48for me to get you
14:49out of here,
14:49get you an identity,
14:50cover your arse?
14:51Mickey,
14:51I'm not doing
14:51anything wrong.
14:53You've tanked
14:53the whole plan,
14:54Ty.
14:55Shit's coming at me
14:55like a doggone meth
14:56and you're out there
14:57prancing through the fields
14:58with your little
14:59pippy longstockings.
15:00Do you know what?
15:00Maybe I will
15:01give her a call,
15:02but right now
15:02I can tell you
15:03I've got bigger shit
15:04to worry about
15:04than your stupid girlfriend.
15:08What,
15:08you want me to harass her?
15:09Because I'd be
15:09quite happy to.
15:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
15:14No, I don't know.
15:15I just...
15:18Look, if it was you,
15:19at least I'd know
15:19what I'm dealing with.
15:20Christ on a bike, Ty.
15:22What are you doing?
15:23Make a big noise
15:24over there
15:24and Dad's gonna find out.
15:27He's gonna know
15:27exactly where you are.
15:31Is he still mad?
15:32What do you reckon,
15:33dumbass?
15:33He's mad as a cut snake.
15:35What did you think
15:35was gonna happen?
15:36I just thought
15:37he'd get over it.
15:38It's Dad.
15:39He's never gonna get over it.
15:48Gazing lovingly
15:49at your best friend.
15:50Get off the grass, mate.
15:52I was actually
15:53the bigger person
15:54and I apologised.
15:56That is positive.
15:57But then she found out
15:58that I spoke to her father
15:59and she came at me
16:00like a swoon of hornets.
16:03Anyway,
16:03let's not talk
16:04about that snivelly tyrant.
16:11Oh my God.
16:13We have determined
16:14that your account
16:15violated our
16:16anti-bullying policies
16:17to keep our community
16:18respectful.
16:18We've suspended
16:19your profile.
16:20Thank you for
16:21your understanding.
16:23Oh, don't thank me
16:24because there's
16:24no understanding.
16:26Dude, she's really
16:27coming for you.
16:28How come I come off
16:29looking like the bully
16:30in all of this?
16:30Because she has
16:3120,000...
16:321,000 followers?
16:32Yes, I know.
16:35Cover me.
16:36Phil.
16:37Feel better?
16:53Mature.
16:55Mature.
16:56Mike, you can talk.
16:58Good one.
17:04And this leads us
17:06to triage
17:07which is where
17:08we check in patients
17:09and we screen them.
17:12So I would also
17:13recommend you
17:14only coming in
17:15if absolutely necessary
17:15because they are
17:16kind of icky and oozy.
17:19And this is Izzy,
17:20one of our
17:21wonderful surgeons.
17:22Izzy,
17:23meet Joshua,
17:24our new parking warden.
17:26Hey.
17:28Izzy,
17:29um,
17:29Joshua will be
17:30replacing Steve.
17:31May he rest in peace.
17:36Steve died
17:36in a very tragic accident.
17:38Wasn't really
17:38an accident, Libby.
17:48BJ,
17:49where are we going?
17:50We'll see.
17:53Dinner is served.
17:56What,
17:56didn't you finish
17:57like two hours ago?
17:58Yeah,
17:59and it took me
17:59about that long
18:00to find a vegan place
18:01without reviews like
18:02this tofu's as dry
18:03as a camel's asshole.
18:05I've actually heard
18:06that camel's assholes
18:07are quite the delicacy.
18:08Oh,
18:08she told me that
18:08two hours ago.
18:12This,
18:13yeah,
18:13this is
18:14really nice.
18:16Well,
18:16you're nice.
18:17Nice.
18:18I don't want to be nice.
18:20Nice is what you call
18:21your most beige
18:21and boring friend.
18:22I didn't mean it like that.
18:23I meant like,
18:24kind.
18:25Mm-hmm.
18:26Come on,
18:26you know I love you.
18:29No,
18:29I,
18:30I meant,
18:31no,
18:32no,
18:32it's okay.
18:32I know you
18:34like me.
18:35I do,
18:35yes,
18:36a lot.
18:37As I,
18:38you know,
18:38specified earlier
18:39this morning,
18:40when I also specified
18:41that it was far too early
18:42to be brandishing
18:44the old L-O-V-E word
18:47and now I'm over
18:48explaining myself.
18:49Cool,
18:49cool,
18:50cool.
18:51It's fine.
18:52It's fine.
18:52I just got a painfully
18:53visceral reaction.
18:54Sort of vision of a
18:55stage five clinger.
18:56It's giving like
18:57single white female
18:59type vibes.
19:00Something like that.
19:01Well,
19:01don't worry.
19:02I'm not insane.
19:05I really like you too.
19:07So are we like
19:10doing this?
19:12Yeah.
19:13I think we are.
19:17PJ,
19:17you're on fire.
19:18Oh my gosh.
19:19Oh my gosh.
19:20Whoa,
19:21whoa,
19:21whoa.
19:22Ahem.
19:26No,
19:26I don't want to see you.
19:28Please,
19:28get off me,
19:29please.
19:30Please,
19:30stop.
19:31I don't want to look
19:32at it,
19:32please.
19:33Please,
19:34stop.
19:34Okay,
19:34everyone out.
19:35Help.
19:37It's you,
19:37okay?
19:39Please,
19:39piss off.
19:40I don't want to look at it,
19:41man.
19:41You don't have to do anything
19:41you don't want to do.
19:42Please,
19:42just get me out of here,
19:43please,
19:43please,
19:44please.
19:44I've got you,
19:44mate.
19:44I've got you.
19:45Why'd you make you
19:46a shit about me?
19:47No,
19:47I do.
19:47I love you,
19:48Logan.
19:48I'm not going anywhere.
19:50Mate,
19:51I've been a shit friend to you
19:52and I'm sorry,
19:53but I've got you now,
19:54right?
19:54Whatever you need,
19:55I'm here now,
19:55okay?
19:58I'm here now.
20:05What have you found?
20:06Is it Hendrix?
20:08Let's not get ahead
20:09of ourselves,
20:10eh?
20:10What do you mean?
20:11You're the one
20:12that called this meeting.
20:15Well?
20:16No,
20:16I just figured that
20:17I might have been
20:18a little too,
20:19I don't know,
20:20hasty
20:20the last time we spoke.
20:22Didn't really take the time
20:23for us to get to know
20:24each other.
20:26What do you want to know?
20:27How long have you two
20:28been together?
20:30Why?
20:32Sydney,
20:34right?
20:36Yeah.
20:36Been here long?
20:37About a year.
20:39Interesting.
20:40Why does it matter?
20:43Oh my God,
20:44you don't think it's Tyler,
20:45do you?
20:45No,
20:45no,
20:46I don't think it's Tyler,
20:46I just,
20:48I don't know,
20:48I just like talking to him.
20:50So have you got any information
20:51on my stalker?
20:52Yeah,
20:53we're working on it.
20:54So you just came to have
20:55a little chat
20:55with my boyfriend?
20:56Yeah,
20:57I just figured we could
20:57get to know each other
20:58a bit better.
20:59Unbelievable.
21:01I'm,
21:01I'm getting harassed
21:03by my murderous ex
21:04and you're here
21:05for a social court.
21:06Do you know what?
21:07Get wrecked.
21:08Waste of my time.
21:16I'm just gonna go
21:16check on her.
21:17How's your dad?
21:21Excuse me?
21:23You know,
21:23they told me
21:24that the Hudson boy
21:25was in New Zealand.
21:27I never thought
21:28you'd land on my doorstep.
21:29Have we met?
21:30No,
21:30no,
21:30no,
21:30not personally.
21:31But I know a lot about you.
21:34I spent some time
21:34in Australia myself.
21:36Yeah,
21:36I think you're getting me
21:37drop the act.
21:40We both know
21:41that you
21:42are Daniel Hudson's son.
21:44Yeah?
21:47What do you want?
21:49He's been asking about you.
21:50He is
21:50so very worried
21:52about his little boy.
21:54Listen.
21:54Maybe we should
21:55give him a call.
21:56Hey?
21:57Tell him you're in safe hands.
21:59Stop.
22:00Well,
22:00you know,
22:01it could be good
22:01to have a Hudson boy
22:03at my disposal.
22:03I'm not at your disposal.
22:05No?
22:08Well,
22:08that is a pity.
22:10Hang up.
22:13Hang up
22:13the phone.
22:15Please.
22:16I'll do anything.
22:18I'll do anything.
22:18Anything?
22:19Whatever you want.
22:20Anything.
22:20Whatever you want.
22:22Hey,
22:22g'day,
22:22Daniel.
22:23Hey,
22:23sorry,
22:23mate.
22:23It must have been
22:24a pocket dial.
22:25Yeah.
22:26Yeah,
22:26mate,
22:27you too.
22:37I will be seeing you
22:39very soon,
22:41Tyler.
22:44And I am so looking forward
22:46to working with you.
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