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00:00Previously on Shorts
00:01I just don't want to die on that table, man.
00:03I'll be back before you go in, and I'll be the first ugly face you see after you wake up,
00:06okay?
00:07I promise.
00:07Where the bloody hell were you?
00:08I knew you were full of it, and I knew you weren't going to beat it.
00:11Get out of here, Billy!
00:12We're lost. We're totally lost.
00:14Oh, yeah, these hills will twist on you.
00:16I told you we were being hollowed.
00:30Oh, my God, Cody, our stuff is back.
00:32Look.
00:34Oh, my God.
00:37Okay, we should get going quickly.
00:38We don't know if he's going to come back or not.
00:39No, this is coming.
00:40My dad used to make me go duck shooting, and I feel like one of those ducks just sitting on
00:43the dam waiting for the bullet to crack.
00:45Okay, well, come on, help me.
00:46No, we need to leave now, otherwise we're going to be wearing our skin like a ball gown.
00:50Well, what about your self-erecting tent?
00:52I don't give a shit.
00:53Up up the self-erecting tent.
00:55Can we please just go?
00:56Okay.
00:57Okay, okay, come on.
01:02Oh, I'm sick of this.
01:04Go for a look.
01:07I'm getting hundreds of main comments because Izzy posted that stupid video.
01:12They're obsessed with me.
01:13Oh, that's what B's going to stink out the hospital, though.
01:16See? Doesn't even make sense.
01:17She a hoe, anyway.
01:19Who's a what?
01:22Phil socials.
01:23They called her Paru Shrek.
01:25That's not funny.
01:28Flawless.
01:29Flame emoji.
01:31Okay, so am I the swamp beast or the flawless flame?
01:34Izzy's flawless.
01:35You're the swamp beast.
01:38Well, I don't think that.
01:40They think that.
01:41Okay?
01:42Ooh.
01:43Chillax596 is coming for you.
01:45Who would you feel if these people would say these horrible things about you?
01:48Phil, my advice to you, if they asked, is to do your job and stay away from her.
01:54I should respond.
01:56No.
01:56Phil.
01:56Mm-mm.
01:57No, please.
01:58To what?
01:59Die of boredom.
02:01Oi.
02:01Pass me my violin?
02:03Shut up.
02:04I'm serious.
02:05This is not fair.
02:06No, it's not fair.
02:07But I'm with Maeve, sis.
02:09Just do your job.
02:10And it'll be old news by tomorrow.
02:14You want to hug?
02:15No.
02:16Hang in there, okay?
02:18Ignore Izzy.
02:19It's all going to go away eventually.
02:28Hey, are you still on that creatine yucky juice?
02:32I love it.
02:32Hey, I'm going to put you on Logan's board today.
02:34Oh, so you don't want to be with him?
02:36No, I'm just going to give him some space until he calms down.
02:39Okay, so he loses his leg and you want him to calm down before you can care for him?
02:43Don't say it like that.
02:45Like what?
02:45Like how it is?
02:46He doesn't want to see me.
02:48Oh, he doesn't know what he wants.
02:50He's just a kid who's all alone in a ward who thinks his life's over.
02:54I'm not avoiding him and he's not a kid.
02:56Bro.
02:57What?
02:57He lost it at me.
02:59You don't know him like I do.
03:00Okay, do you remember the time you didn't make it into the first 13th?
03:03What?
03:03You yelled and screamed at me and told me I was the worst sister in the whole world.
03:07And?
03:08Okay, he's in pain.
03:09He's just lashing out at someone that he loves.
03:11So just suck it up and take what he gives.
03:14Okay, I will.
03:15But you're still on this ward.
03:17Hey, don't.
03:18I'm crying to me if your friendship implodes.
03:25Hi.
03:26Sorry, I called before but I want to report stalking and I'm not being...
03:31Yeah, well, Hendricks Colson is a danger...
03:34Yes, yes, Hendricks Colson.
03:35Another girl had to get a restraining order against him.
03:40Okay.
03:41Cool.
03:43Well, good.
03:45Bye.
03:47You okay?
03:48If you hadn't noticed, I'm being harassed.
03:50I know everyone thinks it's in my head.
03:52No one thinks that.
03:53Sure.
03:54Yeah, well, at least the police don't.
03:55I just had to say it was him, I guess.
03:57Crazy hour for the ambos.
03:58Who's free?
03:59We have man versus bottle hair, GCS 15, stable, no red flags.
04:04Patients slipped whilst making dinner, resulting in a foreign body.
04:12Terrible accident, mate.
04:13Very sorry.
04:16Okay, that is...
04:17Yeah, that is lodged.
04:19Tail as old as time.
04:21No signs of perforation.
04:23It's good.
04:29You know, personally, I think I would have gone for the circular over the rectangle, but...
04:35Thanks, Clara.
04:37Sorry.
04:38No, you're right.
04:39It's deadly serious that that man put a tomato sauce bottle up his butt.
04:44Forgot who I was speaking to for a second there.
04:46What does that mean?
04:47I'm fun.
04:49I'm fun.
04:50I am.
04:51I...
04:51I am a lot of fun.
04:54You have potential.
04:57Anyway, I'll be sure to take all foreign bodies to Whitman.
05:00You don't have to.
05:01I can handle a foreign body.
05:02Oh.
05:03In a professional sense.
05:05Professionally speaking, I can handle the removal of a foreign body.
05:07You know what I mean?
05:08I'm not...
05:09I'm not suggesting that...
05:10Because we're working right now, so...
05:13Of course.
05:14Hey, relax.
05:15Mullins, I...
05:15I get it.
05:17Okay.
05:18Cool.
05:21See ya.
05:22Bye.
05:27Why did you and Toby love camping so much?
05:30He liked it.
05:31I just went with him.
05:33Really?
05:34Really.
05:35Do you think Toby would have liked me?
05:37I don't know if he would have liked you, Sage.
05:39I don't...
05:40I don't even know how he'd feel about my life anymore.
05:43Okay?
05:43I can't answer that.
05:44Well, I'm sure he'd be proud of you.
05:45How could he not be?
05:46You didn't meet him.
05:48You don't know what he was like.
05:51Well, if he's half as nice as you, I just assume that...
05:54Can you just stop with the questions?
05:55I just want to get to know him.
05:57You're never going to know him.
05:58No matter what stories I tell you or...
06:01Or photographs that I show you.
06:03And if I keep talking about him, I just feel like I'm going to cry.
06:07I think you should chill out about Phil.
06:14She's getting all the comments online after your video.
06:17Stay focused.
06:19She deserves everything that she gets?
06:22Just saying.
06:23Not now, Cindy.
06:24She bullied me.
06:25And Steve died.
06:26She was trying to help you.
06:28And I don't think Steve was going to make it.
06:30So you should change the record on that story.
06:32Okay, that's enough.
06:33Just saying.
06:34Okay, you stood down.
06:36What?
06:38You're disrupting my surgery so you can go to ED.
06:40And in the meantime, I will find a replacement.
06:43Oh, I'm sorry.
06:44I'll stop.
06:44No, Cindy, you are done.
06:45Leave, please.
06:46Are you for real?
06:48I don't give second chances on my surgery.
06:51All right.
06:52I'm going.
07:00God, we're the only professionals in this building.
07:02You're only still here because I need to teach you how to do your job, so concentrate.
07:07This is the worst part, okay?
07:10This very moment is probably going to be the worst it will be, okay?
07:15Oh, honey.
07:16You can cry.
07:17It's okay.
07:19I can't do it.
07:20I know it feels that way.
07:21No, I can't.
07:22I know your life looks different and maybe it's just all you're feeling is loss.
07:27There's nothing else.
07:29I promise you, there is.
07:32Yeah, well, I don't need songs or whatever.
07:34I just, I thought it would help.
07:36No, you're trying to find a distraction from your own stuff.
07:39Again.
07:39Look, I'm not your project, Selina.
07:41I don't see you as a project.
07:42Yeah, well, you're not my mum either.
07:45Just piss off.
07:46I don't need your help.
07:48I don't need your help.
07:57Time to go full swamp beast.
07:59Can you not?
08:00I'm serious.
08:02I just got kicked out of surgery with Esther and Izzy for having your back.
08:05Well, they can't do that.
08:07You've got to take her down.
08:08What happened to everything will be over tomorrow?
08:11You're a rich horse girl, sis.
08:13Use that.
08:15Speak to the manager.
08:18I'm not a horse girl.
08:19I got over that when I was like 23.
08:20So what?
08:21Just going to keep on wiping bums and handing out paracetamol after studying surgery for 50 years?
08:26Okay, I haven't wiped a single bum all day.
08:28Yeah, but you haven't cut open a patient either.
08:45Dad, it's Philippa.
08:49I'm having some trouble with a colleague at work, Isabella Dove.
08:53Okay.
08:55Yeah, great.
08:56Uh, do you know the address?
09:00Okay, I will see you later.
09:03Oh, my God.
09:05What's that?
09:06Oh.
09:08My dad.
09:10He's coming over for lunch.
09:11Nice.
09:12Can you, um, use a gun on my face, please?
09:15I need to clean it.
09:16What?
09:17The flat.
09:17And I need to buy food, and I need to wash my hair.
09:20I'm sure he won't judge.
09:25Ah, good one.
09:35Hey, where's Selena?
09:36On lunch.
09:38I doubt you want to come back.
09:39Ah, she gets it.
09:41Hey, I thought, um, we could get you moving today, but I want to show you something first.
09:46It's case studies of other above-knee amputees.
09:49This woman used to run half-marathons, thought her life was over.
09:52But now look, bro.
09:53She trail runs every weekend.
09:56And this guy?
09:56Check this guy out.
09:57This is the man.
09:59In 2012, he had a knee amputation, but in 2024, he climbed Mount Kilimanjaro.
10:04Well, I'd better start training, then.
10:05Exactly.
10:06One day at a time.
10:07I'll read the room, Billy.
10:09I'm serious.
10:10You can do anything.
10:11You've just got to focus on the positives, work with what you've got.
10:13Do you want to try that, mate?
10:15Do you want to try lying there for a minute, with your leg cut off, pissing in a tube, and
10:18try to find the positives, Billy?
10:20I go to sleep, so I forget.
10:22And then I have to wake up and remember all over again.
10:25I know it's hard, but you have to look to people that can inspire you.
10:29I swear to God, I will punch you in your face.
10:31Blokes, I want to help you.
10:32Help me?
10:33You can't.
10:34Just give me a new nurse.
10:36I don't want to have to deal with you or Selena again.
11:10Daddy hates me.
11:12I don't want to have to deal with you.
11:21I don't want to have to deal with you.
11:30Poppy Achari?
11:31Yes, thank you so much for coming.
11:33Yeah, let's just get on with it, eh?
11:35um so hendrix colson has been stalking me he sent me these weird puzzle pieces
11:40what you seen him on a long black place no just the packages right and has he made contact with
11:48you aside from these uh puzzle pieces not recently um but he he also sent me flowers
11:55at the beginning of the year and a button yeah that's already on record this is the account he
12:00made under my name hmm and uh how do i know that's not you because i'm telling you that it's
12:08not i'm i'm
12:09a doctor at shawton street yeah i don't care if you're a lion tamer from timaru sweetheart
12:15look this is this is tyler he can back me up right yeah she's telling the truth
12:20hendrix killed someone according to the law hendrix didn't kill anyone let's just go
12:25what did you say your name was mate tyler why does that matter it's not about me tyler
12:32uh does that matter right now whereabouts in australia you from
12:39um can we please talk about the stalking look hendrix killed my best friend i can't let him
12:46win and even if we could prove it was him there's not a lot we can do that's it's just
12:52the reality
12:52with cases like this
12:57what is this oh well this is definitely not my idea it's disgusting and not funny right green
13:05is for veg and blue is for meat it's just a cheeky little hot sauce eating competition
13:10i have seen maeve eat more mock meat than is humanly possible it's like she's a garbage disposal
13:15yeah libby she gets it well you're gonna get owned so you're already owned really okay guys i am still
13:25here please go take a seat do you eat meat oh yeah but i'm not having anything spicy i'm just
13:35getting
13:35a burger that's okay paul just needs bums on seats oh but i'll get sweaty it's the whole point babes
13:47okay okay you spicy little burritos let's get the show on the road
13:52in front of you you have five chicken tenders or five fake chicken tenders every piece goes up
13:59in spice level so when you finish if you finish please just put your hand up so let's get the
14:07show on the road yay oh no no stinging ringing for me i'm out it's yum
14:21mm-hmm good yeah so good you want some milkshake
14:26no i am good hmm about you you want a milkshake no milkshakes are for babies
14:32okay sis hey thank you for sorting lunch anytime babe oh it's actually so yum it's so good
14:48you know you can stop like any time
14:55you want to call it god damn this is this is actually hell i think my throat's closing up
15:01okay no i'm actually dying i'm dying no no no hand me that hand me that
15:05you've heard the births
15:06oh oh oh oh they're on the edge
15:18mm-hmm olives crackers green grapes red grapes prosciutto brie
15:31toasted baguette carrots did i say hummus mhm prosecco did i forget anything gherkins but
15:38don't worry i'm sorry oh i'm sorry i never meant for it to feel like i was trying to erase
15:44your
15:44brother i really appreciate you trying to make new memories of you don't have to say that just
15:50because i cried about it i really miss him sage you know i wish i could
15:58talk to him about you have all these new amazing people in my life and
16:04they're never going to meet him and that feels wrong christmas is shit
16:10new year's is it's even worse and our birthday i mean it physically hurts
16:15i guess i was just trying to take that away
16:19no no no and i don't think anyone makes sadness look quite as buff as you do
16:25yeah
16:29smoking hot sad man yeah yeah sometimes you just gotta let me
16:37feel it through deal and as long as we never go camping again sure
16:44now can you please have some of my weird exam room picnic just so that i know that you'd
16:51actually like it well i usually start with a gherkin so i'm all at sea here
16:54okay well just let me help you how about i swap you what is that i thought you might
17:03want to marry me what i'm joking you prawn over that
17:10but so he's always with you thank you i love it
17:21thank you so much for coming alexander i know you're busy we all love to talk about how busy we
17:27are philippa
17:27we do i wanted to lead with an apology the last time we meet over the bullying allegations
17:36yes and i understand the subsequent mediation did not run smoothly
17:42i'm aware that things have snowballed rather but it might help you to know that i refuse to look
17:48at or understand social media so you have a chance to say your piece
17:52well this isn't all on is she's had a tough time losing a patient is more traumatic than people
17:59realize i can only imagine and blaming someone is easier than facing the alternative but the report
18:06it clearly states that the patient couldn't have survived it was no one's fault but i'm at a loss
18:13i was hoping that you might be able to help me get through to her what happened was unfortunate
18:20but these things they do happen it sounds like you're saying it's time to move on exactly
18:27yes that's exactly what i'm saying i couldn't agree more i just want the whole thing to go away
18:33it's dragged on and it's become tiring for all of us
18:37i will speak to izzy and i will get her to withdraw the complaint
18:41seriously wow thank you um i really appreciate that
18:59hey it's okay it's not okay
19:04i can handle guys like this poppy you cannot be by my side 24 7 okay you're not some kind
19:11of
19:11superhero look i'm just saying i'll help you you can't help this is my stupid life now okay you've
19:19never met hendrix you have no idea how twisted he is what do you want from me okay i'm just
19:24trying
19:24to be here for you poppy i know that no you don't know you're a man okay one that can
19:30apparently just
19:31punch his way through any problem have you ever thought twice about walking down the street yes
19:35actually look i i don't know what kind of guy you think i am but if you think i'm some
19:41sort of
19:41primitive asshole that you think that you can swoop in and save me is pathetic poppy honestly
19:49if you feel like you can handle this on your own then fine i won't get in your way
19:59shame you're not a lawyer you seem to be passionate about injustice i am it can help in my field
20:05too
20:05i know i was married to a surgeon remember yes miriam she's stubborn a bit like izzy too
20:14although izzy's fires were always left for me to put out thank you so much for coming alexander
20:20well i love my daughter but she can be feisty and not always reasonable she does love drama
20:28she can be on her own planet sometimes i think having you and miriamra's parents makes her feel
20:33like she's bulletproof like she can just coast along so i really appreciate you backing me on this one
20:41she's a surgeon she's hardly coasting no i just meant that she gets easily distracted i can't see
20:47what you're trying to do here philippa no i'm not um the way you're speaking about my daughter i'd say
20:53she has every right to have an issue with you she's the bully i'm here because your father stuck his
21:00neck
21:00out i don't know him well but i felt for him the way he spoke about your uneven work ethic
21:06your inability
21:07to thrive in your career and your string of failed relationships i'd be disappointed too
21:13i'll be insisting as he moves forward with her complaint
21:17i won't have my daughter pushed around by an underhanded self-serving girl like you
21:34i am upgrading you to officially fun i'm flattered you should be because there were a lot of people
21:41lining up to eat hot sauce with me oh really yeah but i thought you know what there's this lesbian
21:46and
21:47like she really looks like she needs a thrill a good time excuse me oh sorry i you were the
21:52one
21:52banging on about foreign objects in your body right if people heard that i would die okay well i only
21:58told libby who told everyone and there was actually a staff email it was like lock up your speculums
22:03maves on the brow would you keep it down i can't i simply can't i'm far too attracted to christ
22:10bj sorry do you think i'm hot what mave people are staring this is really vulnerable i need to know
22:19how you feel yes or no yes yes yes yes i do i do you are very hot
22:30would you be quiet now so can i come home with you or you are a roller coaster
22:37okay then write me
22:44five six seven eight
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