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00:00Previously, on Shortland Street.
00:02I need help!
00:03Poppy, this is not a good man.
00:05Lucky for me, I'm a doctor. Doesn't matter.
00:08I discharged him.
00:09Seems like a full 180.
00:10Can you back off?
00:11Something about E. coli, which I googled and I shouldn't have.
00:15It's your favourite.
00:16Sage, could you just please take over?
00:18What?
00:26Ciao, dear, it's your whanau.
00:28Starting my shift really early this morning,
00:30but still managed to make it to reform a pull-up.
00:33Ew!
00:34Get out of my frame!
00:35Sorry, everyone, I'm just as horrified as you are.
00:38Did you just film us?
00:39Not on purpose.
00:41I'll see you in there.
00:42Izzy?
00:43Yeah, no thanks, Chris.
00:48In the middle of the car park.
00:50Really?
00:51What's your problem?
00:53I'm just trying to be our professional.
00:55You're making that extremely difficult.
00:57You might be a bit jealous.
00:59You and Chris, please.
01:02Of having something real with a partner.
01:05I have a boyfriend.
01:08Billy.
01:09The D.O.N.?
01:10Yes, and he's obsessed with me.
01:13The one that's having a baby with his sister?
01:15It takes a very secure man to help out a family member.
01:18Okay, whatever is he.
01:20I love him.
01:22Really?
01:24Yes.
01:25We're in love.
01:26Oh, well then I should make more of an effort.
01:31Okay, team.
01:33Perfect.
01:33You're all here.
01:34Wonderful.
01:35What do you need?
01:37Just wanted to let you all know that Ward 7
01:40is now a dedicated ward for the E. coli patients,
01:43including, unfortunately, Dr. Grayson.
01:45And she is not a happy lassie,
01:46so I send thoughts, prayers, and toilet paper.
01:49Yes, we all heard about the incident.
01:52I wouldn't go so far as to call it an incident.
01:54So you mean she didn't...
01:55Anyone got any relevant questions?
02:02Okay, so OR3 will be trauma cases.
02:04Chris, you'll be the primary surgeon,
02:06so expect add-ons and keep some flexibility.
02:08I'm happy to assist as well.
02:10That'd be fantastic.
02:11I thought I was rostered to assist.
02:13It's an easy change.
02:15No, Finn, you're in ED as surgical consult for the day.
02:18Wouldn't he be more valuable in surgery?
02:19I have it coming.
02:21I've made my decision,
02:22and I'm not really in the mood for a Warner protest.
02:25Sure thing.
02:30No answer?
02:31No, I think Candice is screening my calls.
02:34You don't know that.
02:35I've left five messages.
02:37Six, senora stalker.
02:39Man, I've screwed this up.
02:41She'll call.
02:47Sorry.
02:48Sorry, I didn't see it.
02:52You look like Gollum.
02:53Are you sick?
02:54Did Phil get you sick?
02:55Oh, please don't say hi, Dan.
02:56I can't have you in my ED
02:57if you're a walk-in infection.
02:59What? No, I'm...
03:01What was that?
03:01That was a gag.
03:02No, okay.
03:03I need to leave.
03:04Don't send for me.
03:04We won't.
03:09Ordered a CT for Mrs. Belgrave.
03:11Great.
03:12Thanks.
03:14We were all pretty strung out yesterday.
03:16It was pretty hectic.
03:18You know,
03:19you do.
03:20Yeah.
03:22Don't worry,
03:23I won't question your medical jurisdiction again.
03:25Sorry.
03:26Should be.
03:28You cool?
03:29Yeah.
03:30Yeah.
03:39Phil?
03:45Hey, babe.
03:48How are they treating you?
03:50Well,
03:52they're not poisoning me with rancid juices
03:55like you did.
03:57You think it was the juice?
03:59Don't play dumb with me, Paul.
04:01You believe
04:02that I would
04:03purposely give you something
04:04to make you sick?
04:05You ruined
04:06my life.
04:08You know,
04:09bacteria can be transferred
04:10through more than just food.
04:12Okay.
04:13Okay.
04:13Back it up.
04:14Back it up.
04:14we are working
04:16to
04:17to find
04:18the source
04:19of the E. coli.
04:21You would have hoped
04:22that this wasn't
04:23your fault.
04:26Does anyone know
04:27I'm in here?
04:28Has the word spread yet?
04:30No.
04:31No.
04:32Not many people.
04:33No.
04:34Just managed to keep it
04:34pretty quiet.
04:36Yeah.
04:36Explains why
04:37I haven't got any flowers,
04:38I guess.
04:41I can fix this.
04:44For your sake,
04:46you better.
04:47It'll be old news
04:47before you know it.
04:49Trust me.
04:51Trust you.
04:53Look at me.
04:54I'm sitting
04:55in a bed
04:56with my own filth
04:57and vomit.
04:59Oh, God.
05:00It smells so bad in here.
05:02Get out!
05:02I can't.
05:03I have to isolate.
05:04I don't care.
05:05This is my room.
05:10Jesus.
05:20Oh, no.
05:21That's just
05:22my key to leave.
05:24You're disgusting.
05:25I'll just let you get
05:26settled in.
05:26No, no, please, Paul.
05:27Let me go home, please.
05:28Not possible.
05:30Sorry.
05:31Sorry.
05:42You don't need to be
05:43so obvious.
05:44You're obvious.
05:46Can you just
05:47try and keep still?
05:48Oh, but it hurts.
05:49I know, but I'm making
05:50an incision, and if you
05:50move, I could hurt you.
05:53Ah!
05:53Damn it!
05:54Do you want me to
05:54drain it or not?
05:57Poppy, they're a doctor
05:58down an arc.
05:59You're up.
06:00Why me?
06:01Because I said so.
06:02I'll take over here.
06:03Go.
06:09I'll be right back.
06:12Well, well, well, well, well.
06:14A warner gracing us
06:16with his presence
06:16where wonders never cease.
06:18I'm your surgical
06:18consult for the day.
06:19Please tell me you are
06:20not Phil's replacement.
06:22I'm just here for the day.
06:23So where do you want me?
06:24Gather round, everyone.
06:26We are lucky enough
06:27to have a warner with us.
06:28So if anyone needs
06:30any advice on stock,
06:32hairspray, or tax evasion,
06:34he's your man.
06:35Yeah, so which patient?
06:37Oof.
06:38As he's decided to wear
06:39his snazzy jazz shoes
06:41for us today.
06:42They're just sneakers.
06:43How about you shimmy on
06:44over here to Cube 3
06:45and make yourself useful.
06:49Let me see those jazz hands.
06:52The car park is me, Nazoid.
06:54You know, me and Tyler
06:55hooked up out there once.
06:57Yeah, it was a bit awkward
06:58because he's like
06:59tall vibes or whatever,
07:00but I'm telling you,
07:03what's a little bit
07:03of handbrake action
07:04in the butt cheek
07:05between friends?
07:08You know, you're wearing
07:09your feelings all over
07:09your faces.
07:10What?
07:11What, do you hate
07:12their sibling vibe?
07:13What?
07:14No.
07:15It's cute as.
07:16Well, go on then.
07:18Give them a cuddle.
07:22Okay, we'll give us
07:23at the end of the day
07:24and then we'll just
07:24make a call.
07:25Call about what?
07:26Just baby stuff.
07:28Do you want to join me
07:29in surgery today?
07:30I've got a cool
07:30laparoscopic abdus
07:31that's here I could
07:32use your help with.
07:33Ah, hernia repair.
07:34I'm good.
07:36Uh, cool.
07:38Anyway.
07:39Yeah, I should probably
07:40head back to the...
07:41Yeah.
07:42Me too.
07:43I'm really busy.
07:48These are great.
07:50Thanks.
07:52Okay.
07:53Oh, she's weird.
07:55This should help
07:56with the hemorrhoids.
07:58Here you are.
08:00Here I am,
08:01living every minute.
08:03Well, the bad news
08:06is Fitberg is still
08:07being cleaned
08:07so it won't be open
08:08for another day or two.
08:10Okay.
08:11The good news
08:11is I'm looking
08:13at the new H.O.D. of ARC.
08:15The what?
08:16H.O.D., it's you.
08:17Congrats.
08:18Oh, no, I didn't
08:19even apply.
08:20But with your skills
08:21and experience
08:21it's the perfect match.
08:23Not to mention
08:23we needed the role
08:24filled ASAP.
08:25I can't Maeve do it.
08:27Look, if you're concerned
08:28about your lack
08:29of H.O.D. experience
08:30just remember
08:30I had never been a CEO
08:32before the board chose me.
08:34Look at me now.
08:36This is a huge opportunity
08:37for you to prove yourself.
08:38And Emmett wouldn't
08:39have recommended you
08:40if you weren't ready.
08:41He did.
08:42I didn't pick
08:43your name out of a hat.
08:45Congratulations.
08:46Libby will be sending
08:47through your new contracts.
08:48Don't let me down.
08:53Oh!
08:57What have we got?
08:58We've got man
08:59versus gravel.
09:00Very nice.
09:02Can you shuffle over
09:03for me, please, sir?
09:05Yes, we'll give you
09:06some pain relief shortly.
09:10You only decided
09:11to join us, did you?
09:12It was two seconds.
09:13So his BP is 82 over 50.
09:15I can take over
09:16if you need.
09:17Ha!
09:17When am I ever
09:18likely to need you, Ken?
09:19Tell you what,
09:19I'll text you
09:20when I'm starting
09:20a polo team.
09:21How's that?
09:22Sounds good, mate.
09:23Thank you, mate.
09:37You doing okay?
09:38Your Warners are like
09:39Russian dolls, aren't you?
09:40Is another one
09:41going to pop out of you now?
09:42Chris has taken
09:43my patient up to surgery.
09:45I didn't sign off on that.
09:46Well, I did.
09:47She has hemoperitonee
09:49and we need to stop
09:49the bleeding immediately.
09:50That's your call to make,
09:51is it?
09:51You were busy,
09:52so I...
09:52Called Dad.
09:53I can see that.
09:55Run me through it.
09:56Talia Brighton,
09:5713,
09:58suspected volvulus.
09:59We need to untwist
10:00her intestine urgently.
10:02We got imaging on that?
10:04Emmett, if Finn's right,
10:05we need to act now.
10:06All right.
10:07You make the call.
10:09I'm yet to be convinced
10:10he's not as useless
10:11as he looks.
10:13Just ignore him,
10:14he takes a while to warm up.
10:17Are you defending him?
10:18He called me Ken
10:19and said I had jazz shoes on.
10:21No, it's not funny.
10:22No, sorry.
10:23I can't even do
10:24the shitty grunt work
10:24that Esther sent me down here to do.
10:26He just gets in the way.
10:27Just don't let him know
10:28who he's getting to you.
10:29That's what he wants.
10:32Also, maybe change your shoes.
10:37What's going on over there?
10:39Oh, we're getting ready
10:40for the reopening.
10:41Once we get the green light
10:41from the health inspectors
10:43and the kitchens are clean,
10:44we're good to go.
10:45Plus, he's good for morale.
10:46He's so big and strong, you know?
10:47Cow power.
10:49It's just that there seems
10:49to be more cases
10:50every time I follow up.
10:52I wonder how they're going
10:52in the kitchens.
10:53Maybe check the ETA
10:54on that clean.
10:55Mm.
10:59No, no, no.
11:00You can't just expel me
11:02from ED without an explanation.
11:03It's a promotion, you twit.
11:05Oh, I don't want it.
11:07It's going to be your most useful.
11:08I'm good in ED.
11:10Am I out with the virus last year?
11:11I have no memory of that, do I?
11:13Look, we're an amazing team, okay?
11:15Just go back to your department,
11:16will you?
11:16You might, please.
11:18This is not up for discussion.
11:22So that's your way
11:23of supporting staff, is it?
11:25Firing them?
11:26She's not fired.
11:29She's not good enough for this.
11:30You know that.
11:31You proved it yourself.
11:33Sure.
11:34You seen Warner?
11:35You mean me.
11:36I'm behind you.
11:37Just charging a patient.
11:38Good.
11:39We need the beds.
11:41Just numbers to you, aren't they?
11:42Makes sense after the way
11:43you just got rid of
11:44your best ED doctor like that.
11:46Oh, so you're telling me
11:46how to do my job.
11:48Sorry, can you remind me
11:49which Warner are you again?
11:50The murderer or the wife-beater?
11:52I think you need to
11:53calm down, Dr. Whitman.
11:54Oh, I could knock you
11:55into the middle of next week,
11:56you smart little prick.
11:57Esther.
11:59Where's Mrs. Nye?
12:00Right here.
12:01And don't let me catch you
12:02talking to my staff
12:03like that again.
12:14You did this.
12:16Oh, yeah.
12:17Because everything's my fault.
12:20Yeah.
12:21You vomited on me.
12:22You look like your head's
12:24on inside out.
12:24And you look like a dead horse.
12:29And you know what?
12:33I actually feel fine.
12:36Yeah?
12:46I don't have to prove anything to you.
13:04Just one bite.
13:06One bite.
13:07And I'll say I'm wrong.
13:08You're lying because you're
13:09incapable of taking responsibility
13:10for anything.
13:12You can't do it, can you?
13:14Because you're a liar.
13:15I was a good friend
13:16and you stole my dad.
13:18Oh, get over it.
13:20He's not your dad,
13:21you psycho little twin.
13:22Yeah, because you stole him from me.
13:24You're delusional.
13:25Oh, keep telling yourself
13:26that you lonely old hag.
13:28Oh, you die in here.
13:32Oh, yeah.
13:34Sick from all the guilt
13:35from everything that you've done.
13:37I don't want to talk anymore.
13:38Good.
13:40Because everything that comes
13:41out of your mouth is a lie
13:42or an infectious disease.
13:47My side.
13:52Your side.
13:54Yeah, it's fine.
13:57Fine by me.
14:06And that is cold cold.
14:10With no new cases
14:11and with the proper precautions
14:12in place,
14:13we're confident that we have
14:14the situation under control.
14:15Mask on.
14:16Put the mask on.
14:19Oh, sorry about that.
14:21What's the update?
14:22The Fitburger kitchen
14:23will be open within an hour,
14:24but I have bad news.
14:26Can't be worse than this.
14:28Tim Reeves from the board
14:29has gone down.
14:30I spoke to him earlier.
14:32No.
14:32And he is sick
14:33with a capital S
14:34and he is also immunocompromised
14:35with a capital I.
14:36Okay.
14:37Another disaster
14:38to add to my resume.
14:39Might as well resign now.
14:41If there is one thing I know,
14:42it is failing
14:43and then picking myself up again.
14:45And you, Paul,
14:46you too,
14:47are a reinventor
14:48and you can make this a win.
14:49I need to go back to my office.
14:50Well, don't hide in your office again.
14:52I'll do what I want.
14:54So,
14:55I was thinking,
14:57you, me,
14:59cocktails at Molly's
15:00and then afterwards,
15:01who knows?
15:03Sounds fun,
15:04but I've already made plans
15:05for Selena, sorry.
15:07Brushing me off
15:08for your sister.
15:09You two don't get sick
15:10of each other?
15:11Not really.
15:13Okay.
15:16Are you mad at me?
15:17What?
15:18No, I just,
15:19I miss you.
15:21You know,
15:21she's gone through a rough patch
15:22and I kind of need
15:23to be there for her.
15:24Yeah, I know, really.
15:27Do you have a problem
15:28with Selena?
15:29I know she's your sister.
15:33See you in surgery.
15:37What was that about?
15:39I really wanted to do drinks,
15:41but I'm hanging out with Cindy.
15:44I'm sure he'll get over it.
15:5148-year-old male,
15:53chest pain,
15:53sudden collapse at home,
15:54VF en route,
15:55got Rosk up to two shocks,
15:56but Danmo's lost him again
15:57as they came in.
15:58Clear.
16:02Still VF.
16:03Going again.
16:04We need to enter your boat.
16:05We don't need your tube yet.
16:06Yes, we do.
16:07Comparing the laryngoscope?
16:09I don't take orders from you.
16:11Dr Whitman.
16:13Adrenaline in.
16:14Inserting the AT tube.
16:16Do you ever know what you're doing?
16:17I mean, when was the last time you did this?
16:19We've got a whole department of doctors
16:20who did this every single...
16:21Tube's in.
16:22Bosk achieved.
16:24Sinus rhythm, but it's weak.
16:25All right.
16:25Let's do an ECG,
16:26get some bloods done,
16:27and order a chest x-ray.
16:28Patricia can do that.
16:31That patient almost died.
16:34You don't call the shots around here.
16:35Do you get that?
16:37I mean, I know you're used to people
16:39falling in line with you,
16:40or you smack them one.
16:41What have you heard about my past?
16:42Oh, there he is.
16:43Finally decided to show your true colours, eh?
16:45I'm not doing this.
16:46Where are you going?
16:47I'm taking my break.
16:49Did I miss something?
16:51I don't want your son in my ED.
16:53Excuse me?
16:54He's a danger to my patients.
16:55He's going to implode one day,
16:56and I am not making that my problem.
17:03What the hell are you doing?
17:05Nothing.
17:06Can you stop that rustling?
17:08No, just go back to sleep.
17:11I can't.
17:11You're being weird in the corner.
17:13Just look away.
17:14I wish I could never see you again,
17:16but I'm locked in here with you.
17:19Oh, Phil, what was that?
17:21Was that a fart?
17:22No.
17:23Oh, my God.
17:25Are you wearing a nappy?
17:27No, I'm not.
17:28I can see it.
17:29Shut up.
17:30Oh, my God.
17:31You're a giant baby.
17:32You know what?
17:33You're just jealous,
17:33because I actually feel very safe and secure
17:35in my adult diaper.
17:38Sorry.
17:39I clearly caught you at a bad time.
17:42Did you just hear that?
17:44Yeah, I did.
17:45Yeah.
17:46Have you come to rescue me?
17:48I really wish I could,
17:49but I just came to bring your laptop
17:50so you can watch maths.
17:51You're an angel.
17:54What about my laptop?
17:56Well, babies don't get screen time.
17:57No wonder Emmett wanted nothing to do with you.
18:00Jesus, Phil.
18:01He started it.
18:04Sorry, I have to...
18:06It's fine.
18:06Just go.
18:13Sorry.
18:14I shouldn't have said that.
18:15It's fine.
18:17It's fine.
18:18It's fine.
18:20It's fine.
18:23Patrice Williamson.
18:26Miss Williamson?
18:28Patrice Williamson!
18:30Okay.
18:35What is this?
18:36Why didn't I know about this?
18:37You weren't here.
18:41I don't know any of his admin staff.
18:43Let me help.
18:45I thought we were getting on.
18:47I thought he liked me.
18:48He does.
18:49Why don't you shove me in here then?
18:53Okay, you need to take this home with you
18:55and go through it.
18:57Did he say something?
19:01I...
19:02I told him about the patient your detective friend brought in.
19:05What?
19:06He asked me.
19:07He heard us talking.
19:08I was worried about you.
19:10So you're on his side then?
19:11No, I don't think that you should be in here at all.
19:13Okay?
19:13I'm sorry.
19:14This is how it turned out.
19:16Well, sorry doesn't really cut it, Maeve.
19:18I lost the one good thing I had since Tyler left.
19:21I'll help her get back to ED.
19:22Can you just leave me alone?
19:24I can't.
19:25I, um...
19:26I've requested to be rostered here now.
19:29Well, that was stupid.
19:31The people are speaking a thank you.
19:33I'm not.
19:35Good.
19:42Why is he staring at me?
19:47Oh, my God!
19:49Oh, wow!
19:52Okay, um...
19:55Uh, Charlie, you should probably take off your mask.
19:58Over there.
20:00Oh.
20:04The kitchens have been cleaned.
20:06And the mascot has been nowhere near Fitburger or Ward 7.
20:09So?
20:10So they kind of caught it at the hospital.
20:11But they've been here all day.
20:12Yeah, in non-infected spaces.
20:14So the outbreak wasn't Fitburger's or my fault.
20:18This is great news.
20:19Okay, but that doesn't stop the whole, like, E. coli issue.
20:22Hey, um, can you please, um, clean up this disgusting man?
20:25It came from somewhere else.
20:26It was never us.
20:29The mask works a bit tough, isn't it, Charlie?
20:31Mm.
20:34Right, I'm going to make an incision between the anterior superior iliac spine and a pubic
20:39tubercle, which will give a clear view of the inguinal hernia.
20:43Cool.
20:43And this emergency contact here, that's the patient's brother, right?
20:47So?
20:48Oh, I'd never put my brothers down as my emergency contact.
20:51Well, actually, maybe one of them.
20:52Nah, they produce us with their phones.
20:54Yeah, but if, like, you were going through a hard time or something, you'd be there for
20:57each other.
20:57Oh, yeah, 100%.
20:59But I doubt they'd ever ask.
21:01Their brains aren't really wired that way.
21:03This one time.
21:04Can we focus on the patient, please?
21:05No, I'm just saying, it's not weird to be there for your sibling.
21:08I never said it was.
21:10For context, I suggested a drink.
21:12Oh.
21:13Are we going to go to Molly's?
21:14No.
21:14Yeah, because Izzy wants me to leave Selina home alone while I go out with her.
21:17Oh.
21:18That's a bit of it that moves us.
21:20Exactly.
21:20That's not actually what happened.
21:21Right.
21:22It is.
21:24Okay.
21:24God forbid I want to spend time with the guy I'm having sex with.
21:27You can.
21:27I was just already busy.
21:29I'm just clearly your last priority.
21:30Just admit you have a problem with me spending time with Selina.
21:33I don't.
21:34But, like, what's the deal?
21:35Are you going to be the dad?
21:37Are you going to be raising the baby?
21:39Yeah, I'm going to be a parent.
21:40And that's what I find extremely weird.
21:42Well, that's on you.
21:43Well, you know, children are raised by wolves in some countries.
21:46This involves me, too.
21:47Okay, I should be able to say how I feel.
21:49Oh, you reckon you haven't been?
21:50Billy.
21:52Dr. Ropata.
21:54You can call me Miriamma.
21:56Sure.
21:56Yeah.
21:57Because I want you to get to know my family because I love you.
22:01Whoa.
22:02That's a block twist.
22:11Set.
22:15You're going to tell me off, too?
22:17I'm going to tell you to pull your head in.
22:19Are you serious?
22:20It's Emmett.
22:21Emmett is trying to get under your skin.
22:23And you're in danger of proving him right.
22:26That you're this monster.
22:28Dad, I need you on my side here.
22:30I am on your side.
22:31I will always be on your side.
22:32Can't you see how unfair this is?
22:34Life is unfair, Finn.
22:36He called me a wife-beater.
22:37He called Harry a...
22:38I don't give a damn.
22:40You don't get the same graces as other people.
22:46You will be wearing what you did for the rest of your life.
22:50And you're giving people reason to think that's still who you are.
22:54I don't care what other people think.
22:55Well, I do.
22:56Don't you dare come back here and make me defend you.
22:59Only to embarrass me the way you've done today.
23:02Understood?
23:05Yeah.
23:06Good.
23:08What you do reflects on me.
23:10It always has.
23:12And it always will.