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00:00Previously on Shortland Street.
00:01At least you guys are talking for real, and you're real obsessed with each other.
00:04I'm not obsessed with him.
00:05No, it's okay. Everyone knows we're dating.
00:07As if I'd be attracted to an adult man who dresses up as a comic book character.
00:12It's time. You know the drill.
00:14The glioplastoma was big and vascular, making it difficult to remove, but we managed to get it all.
00:20He's alive?
00:21Yes, Sage, he's alive.
00:32The cops have been steady overnight, which is reassuring.
00:36I've never seen him so quiet.
00:38I keep expecting him to wake up demanding a snack or something.
00:43How's he doing?
00:44So far, so good.
00:46And he'll come off sedation soon?
00:48No. I'd like to reassess in a few hours.
00:51It's about stability, not speed.
00:53The brain has been through a lot, so he needs time to rest and heal.
00:57He's going to be fine.
00:59Continue neurochecks every half hour and page me if anything changes, particularly if he has a BP spike or gets
01:04restless.
01:09Hey, um, well done with Emmett, by the way.
01:13They don't call on the big guns for nothing.
01:16You still annoyed you weren't running things?
01:18Not at all.
01:20I should have been more on board.
01:24Yes.
01:26Well, a little bit of trust is good to have.
01:34So, I just told my mum that I fell off the couch and face-planted onto the corner of the
01:39coffee table.
01:40But I still don't get why you'd want to punch yourself in the face.
01:44Well, I didn't want to punch myself in the face, but I chose there, so...
01:48God, if my mum found out, I'd punch myself in the face, she'd have lost it.
01:53I didn't spend eight grand on braces for you to intentionally ruin your teeth, Isabella.
01:58What's it like having a famous mum?
02:00Mm.
02:01She's not famous.
02:01She's got, like, 300 followers on the ground.
02:04But, you know, that name, in our world, is a pretty big deal.
02:09Believe me, I know.
02:14You should change it.
02:16Change what?
02:18Your name.
02:19Dr. Dove.
02:20Sounds kind of porno.
02:22No offence.
02:24She said it.
02:27But, ropata.
02:29No, that's your...
02:30That's your taha maori.
02:31Eh, Esther?
02:32Porno.
02:32Well, but in terms of carrying weight in our hospital,
02:35I mean, it means nothing, unless you are a great surgeon as well.
02:40Which I am.
02:41You know I didn't mean it by that.
02:43Good.
02:44Because I wasn't the one who got kicked out of Nas's surgery yesterday.
02:47Who got hooked out?
02:49Cody.
02:50He was, like, 20 minutes late, and then he said something weird about Nas and Mahdi,
02:54so then Nas basically told him to piss off.
02:56It's pretty intense.
02:58Doesn't sound like Nas.
03:00Eh.
03:01Anyway.
03:03Dr. Dove's out.
03:04Got a porno to shoot.
03:11You don't think I, like, actually pissed her off, eh?
03:20Obviously, she finally falls asleep right when we're about to leave.
03:23Do you still want me to come?
03:25Well, it's up to you, mate.
03:27Look, I understand if you don't.
03:28I don't want to intrude or anything.
03:30Well, it's just immunizations.
03:32You know what?
03:33I don't think I'll be able to get away from work anyways.
03:36I thought you said you had a quiet day today.
03:39Toast?
03:40Yeah, ta.
03:41Okay.
03:42Well, Chloe will be asking after you.
03:44Oh, she speaks now.
03:45Yeah, we're having four conversations.
03:47She's quoting Plato.
03:48Well, then, I'm sure she'll be fine.
03:50I mean, you've kind of been here from the start.
03:53Look, if me being around is too much, I've got my own place.
03:56No, no, that's not what I meant.
03:58You've been amazing.
03:59Couldn't do without you.
04:08Hey, Iz.
04:11What?
04:11How'd the rest of the tanus surgery go?
04:13Fine.
04:14Normal.
04:15Apart from...
04:16Yeah, not usually you've butterfingers like that.
04:21That's the least of your problems.
04:23Who the hell says that to a senior surgeon?
04:25Yeah, no, I know, right?
04:28Hey, if I'd have done...
04:31If I'd have said what I said to you,
04:34what would you have done?
04:36What are you on about?
04:37Well, like, would you have reacted the same as Naz?
04:39Yeah.
04:41If you'd come for me in my surgery,
04:43of course I'd kick you out.
04:44Yeah, totally.
04:45Sorry.
04:46It was a big day.
04:47And?
04:49It doesn't explain your deranged behaviour.
04:53Sort yourself out before you get fired.
05:04I don't want to talk.
05:05We talked last night.
05:07Yeah, while we were waiting to hear
05:08if Dr. Whitman survived,
05:09it's hardly the time or the place
05:10for a serious conversation.
05:12Well, let's have an hour.
05:14Are you seriously upset?
05:16I was obviously joking.
05:17Line up.
05:18Let me get this straight.
05:20So you insult my love for cosplay and comics,
05:24then you call me an unattractive nerd,
05:25and now I'm humourless.
05:26Yeah, I'm a little upset.
05:28You're blowing this way out of proportion.
05:30No.
05:30What's happening is I'm finally seeing the truth.
05:32You're just like the ice crow.
05:34Who?
05:35From the bird brigade.
05:38She's a cold-hearted villain
05:39who uses colour-changing plumes
05:41to disguise herself as an attractive woman.
05:43Read a book.
05:45Come on, it's on books, Paul.
05:53Who are you texting?
05:54Um, Candice.
05:55She just wants something for lunch.
05:57Again?
05:57And what's she after now?
05:59A grand's worth of caviar?
06:01Just get over it, really.
06:02Besides, she's paying for it this time.
06:04I should hope so.
06:06And what about the treatment?
06:08What about the treatment?
06:09I still haven't won lotto.
06:10Okay, well, hear me out.
06:12I was thinking I could sell some old merch
06:14and might cover the final chunk.
06:15Your pre-fit burger scraps?
06:17Oh, some of my old lead jerseys.
06:20Bro, I'm so appreciative that you're offering,
06:22but you should...
06:28My dream is not possible,
06:30and I don't want to take yours away,
06:31either, whatever it is.
06:32Yeah, well, you can't decide that for me.
06:34Well, I have, and I will.
06:41What's the story?
06:42I'm guessing you'll want to keep me in for a week.
06:44Yes, just to keep an eye on you,
06:46and there's still a few tests that we need to do.
06:48Because I'm ancient.
06:51No, um...
06:52I'm not your average patient, Doc.
06:54I can read between the lines.
06:56Still, age hasn't been an issue in other areas.
07:00Hmm.
07:01I see the catheter's flying well.
07:04So how did our sensitive nurse do?
07:09Is he going to come in
07:10or just stand there like a bellboy?
07:12Unfortunately, he wasn't there for most of it.
07:14I had to send him out for inappropriate behavior.
07:17My, my.
07:19There's more to him than meets the eye.
07:20If anything feels off,
07:22or if there's hematur, pain, nausea,
07:25just let one of the nurses know.
07:26Stop standing around, boy.
07:29Come on in and tell me what you did
07:30that got you kicked out.
07:32I don't know.
07:33Nazus refused to speak to me about it.
07:35Well, that...
07:36that's terrible leadership.
07:38You have to communicate properly about mistakes,
07:41otherwise they'll never learn.
07:43Okay, Cody.
07:44Let's communicate.
07:46Outside.
07:53I'm sorry you feel I didn't communicate your errors properly.
07:56I thought it was blatantly obvious
07:57why your comments were inappropriate.
08:00Clearly I was wrong.
08:01However, I am willing to make amends.
08:03I'll be outlining in detail everything you said to me
08:06in a formal report to Esther.
08:15This must be quietly killing you.
08:17Not for the reason you think.
08:19Just bring her to her.
08:21Then pass her.
08:22Oh, she's in a good mood.
08:23Just saying.
08:27Still on a victory lap, I see.
08:29I'll talk to you later.
08:33Do I detect a hint of jealousy?
08:36Not at all.
08:37If it was me, I'd be basking in the glory for days.
08:39They can give you my notes if you want.
08:41Who knows, one day you might even come close
08:43to what I've accomplished.
08:44I can dream.
08:46Indeed.
08:46But dreaming's not quite the same as doing, is it?
08:49Look, I just wanted to apologise again for...
08:52No, don't want to hear it.
08:53You don't even know what I'm apologising for?
08:55Yes, I do.
08:56We need to talk at some stage.
08:58Look, I get that you want to talk about things.
09:03But I need to move on.
09:05Focus on myself for a change.
09:07Especially now that I'm...
09:09Now that you're what?
09:12I left Lyle.
09:14I couldn't not tell him the truth.
09:16That's where you and I are different.
09:19I am sorry.
09:20Don't.
09:22This is more about me than anyone else.
09:25But thanks to your decisions,
09:27I know what I deserve now.
09:30And it's not you.
09:37Is there any truth to what he said?
09:39Are you saying that I am the ice queen,
09:42countess, whatever he, crow?
09:43It's not helpful.
09:44Look, he's just upset.
09:46He obviously hurt his feelings.
09:47But how?
09:48He is a dog.
09:49Which I actually find...
09:52endearing.
09:53I thought you told him you don't do dorks.
09:55Just tell him you like him.
09:57I concur.
09:58The last time I wasn't honest about my feelings,
09:59it ended in a mental breakdown.
10:02I can't date a nerd.
10:03Phil, you are a nerd.
10:05You're just a horse nerd.
10:06Why does everyone keep saying that?
10:07I literally never go on about horses anymore.
10:10Miriam was about to take Emma off sedation.
10:12He's going to be awake in the next couple of hours.
10:13Oh, that's great.
10:14That's fantastic.
10:15Hang on.
10:18God, you two.
10:19Telling me to be honest about my feelings.
10:22Hypocrites.
10:33I heard you've been making a nuisance of yourself.
10:37Well, I'd rather a different nurse.
10:40Thanks.
10:42What are you doing?
10:44What are you...
10:45What are you putting in there?
11:05Hey.
11:06Hey, you didn't have some ITX.
11:08I'm busy.
11:08I'm going to go check on him out.
11:09Oh, that's really good that the surgery went well.
11:12Hey, what?
11:13Have I done something?
11:15You haven't done anything.
11:16Then what's wrong?
11:17Can we just leave it, please?
11:18No, look, I...
11:20I really can't deal with this right now.
11:22Okay?
11:23NASA's going to report me.
11:25And I just...
11:26I don't know what's going on.
11:27I don't really need you right now.
11:28Why?
11:30Apparently I said something stupid in surgery.
11:33Well, I guess that's on you then.
11:35Calm.
11:38Where were you yesterday?
11:40When Emmett's surgery finished, everyone was there except you.
11:42I'm sorry.
11:44I was working.
11:45No, you weren't.
11:47Your shift finished at five.
11:48I was busy.
11:50Doing what?
11:51I was busy, okay?
11:53Okay, well, I have to go.
12:02Oh, thank you.
12:03I heard you're going to that new restaurant with Candice.
12:06Apparently it's fabulous, apart from that awful review.
12:09Mm.
12:09I heard it was good.
12:10Yeah, it must be.
12:11And really busy.
12:13Seeing you can't squeeze a third girl at the table.
12:15Do you want to come along?
12:16You should have just said.
12:17No one wants a pity invite, Selina.
12:19Besides, I'm far too busy.
12:22Okay, so you don't want to come and say hi to Candice?
12:26Oh, who is?
12:29I've thought about it, and I've made my decision.
12:33They're all yours.
12:35What are all mine?
12:36My eggs.
12:38What?
12:39Your story broke my heart, Selina.
12:41And I don't want a baby anymore, but you do.
12:44So let's cut the chit-chat and get to it, because I'm all hormoned up.
12:48No, no, no, no.
12:49You can't.
12:49You've only just met me.
12:50I, we, can do whatever we like.
12:54We are self-sufficient women.
12:55Even if I wanted to, I don't have the money for it.
12:58But I do.
12:59And I have the eggs, so say yes.
13:04I don't have anything to give to you in return.
13:07What if you change your mind?
13:09If something good can come out of that bastard cheating on me,
13:12then I am all for it.
13:14So they are your eggs now,
13:17and I will not hear otherwise.
13:27So why did you kick Cody off the case?
13:29Did he do something wrong?
13:29You know I can't discuss that with you.
13:31So is that why I'm here?
13:33I'm a Cody replacement.
13:34I am really, really mad at him at the moment,
13:36but he does really care about his job.
13:37Noted.
13:38So, how's I been working with Izzy?
13:40I know she seems super shallow and cocky,
13:42but underneath all that GHG action,
13:44she's actually super chill.
13:46Do you think you'll give him another chance?
13:47I really feel like you...
13:47Quiet.
13:48No pulse.
13:50Oh, get the defib.
13:51I'll start CPR.
13:52No, don't.
13:53He's cold.
13:55Leverity's starting to set in.
13:57He's been dead for a while.
14:01I'll get onto that.
14:03And should I give them a call, or...?
14:04I left my phone.
14:06It's in your hand.
14:12Let me...
14:12It actually pains me to say this, but I need your advice.
14:15Oh, you've fallen for him, haven't you?
14:18I wouldn't go that far.
14:19Oh, why not?
14:20You, Phil Grayson,
14:22are head over heels for Paul McCreamy Cremorne.
14:26McCreamy?
14:26Yeah, well, McSteamy and McDreamy are taken.
14:29R.A.P. McSteamy.
14:32God, Libby, just tell me what to do.
14:35Okay.
14:40No.
14:41Yes.
14:42It'll be cute.
14:43Or kinky.
14:43Depends on how you do it.
14:44No, I actually can't.
14:46Yes, you can.
14:47No, yes, no.
14:49Go, Phil!
14:57Oh, lunch was so divine.
14:59We had truffle fries and oysters.
15:01I'm sorry you couldn't make it,
15:02but I'm glad the booking didn't go to waste.
15:04Obviously, Selena prioritises the welfare of her patients,
15:07which I admire.
15:09Um, about what you said earlier,
15:11that you're taking your eggs.
15:13It's such a generous offer.
15:14Are you going to do it?
15:16I wouldn't be offended if you changed your mind.
15:19I haven't.
15:21So is that a yes?
15:23I think so.
15:24Oh!
15:26I knew there had to be a reason why he cheated.
15:29To make your dreams come true.
15:31Are you...
15:32Are you sure?
15:33Positive.
15:35I'm having a baby.
15:36I'm having a baby.
15:38I'm having a baby.
15:38I don't know.
15:39No one thinks they're having a baby.
15:43Anything?
15:45His potassium was a little low,
15:46but nothing to flag for concern.
15:48Just keep looking.
15:49How are you doing?
15:50Must have been pretty dark walking in on that.
15:53I'm okay.
15:54Are you sure?
15:54Okay, well, please focus.
15:56Sorry.
15:57Look, everything's above board.
15:59There's no errors or anomalies.
16:00Yeah, and there's nothing on his medical history
16:02to point to sudden cardiac death.
16:04He'll have an autopsy.
16:05If we've missed something,
16:05that'll catch it.
16:07Hey, any luck?
16:09Nothing of note was a standard prostatectomy.
16:13I'm sure it didn't lead to his death.
16:14Well, I just spoke with Cody,
16:16and he seems quite shaken.
16:17I'm not sure why he would be.
16:18He barely had anything to do with the patient.
16:20Well, you removed him, so what happened?
16:22He was late and completely disrespectful.
16:25And that's grounds for suspension?
16:26Absolutely.
16:27Look, I've almost finished my report.
16:29I'll have all the details.
16:30It wasn't an overreaction.
16:32I'm not sure what you're meaning.
16:34It had nothing to do with him mentioning you and Maddie.
16:37You're out of line.
16:38No, I'm just worried about you.
16:40You've seemed off, and now we've lost a patient.
16:42Tanner's death had nothing to do with me.
16:44And you know that for sure?
16:45No, what I know is that you suddenly seem to have a problem with me
16:48now that I'm finally happy.
16:49You know, for some reason,
16:50that seems to really get under your skin.
16:52But I'm not going to let you take that away from me.
16:55So just back off.
16:58Look at that.
16:59Oh, come on.
17:02Out with it.
17:03Mate, you look like you've been munching on lemons all day.
17:06I just feel like I'm going crazy.
17:09In what way?
17:10Like, I just, I can't remember things.
17:13Ever since Toby died, I just, stuff is just gone.
17:17Like memories, you mean?
17:18Yeah.
17:19Yeah, I just kind of black out.
17:24And there's these dreams.
17:28Of Toby?
17:30No.
17:31Of what?
17:33Of like...
17:34Of...
17:36I have these flashes of like...
17:45Hurting, hurting, hurting people, Arlo.
17:47Okay, he was, he was an arsehole to you.
17:50I get that.
17:52You were who dreams of harming people.
17:55Dreams are just thoughts, okay, that we have in our head.
17:58It's fine.
17:59You don't think I'm crazy?
18:00No!
18:02Mate, if we all just believed the dreams that we had, okay, we'd all lose the plot.
18:07I had a dream this other night that I was on maths and I got married to a monster truck.
18:13I think you just need some sleep, okay?
18:21You're both single.
18:22You both spent half your shift...
18:24You're both single.
18:25You both spent half your shift pretending not to stare at each other.
18:28I mean, what's the hold up?
18:29Okay, A, I do not stare.
18:31Yes, you do.
18:32What's B?
18:33B?
18:33No, I don't.
18:34And C, it's...
18:36It's not that simple.
18:38She needs time to mourn her marriage.
18:40The only one who's in a constant state of mourning is you, Miss Mullins.
18:43I am not in mourning.
18:45My scrubs are burgundy.
18:47He's awake.
18:51It was real weird when I talked to him this morning.
18:54Like, he didn't know what I was talking about.
18:57Uh, what about Nas?
18:59How did he see him?
19:00Hmm, he's hard to read.
19:02Hello, I'm Nas, and I do very serious surgeries.
19:05The most serious of serious surgeries.
19:08Big thing.
19:10It was maybe the best, worst impression I've ever seen.
19:13Oh, you ain't seen nothing.
19:15Ready?
19:17Did you know I'm the medical director?
19:20Oh, Chris, why is it so funny?
19:22Oh, yeah, I said, like, ten wives.
19:25Okay, um, go, another one.
19:27Okay, ready?
19:30Nah, but for real, this one time I tried to open a c*** with a screwdriver and it slipped
19:37out of my hand and stabbed the seahorse.
19:39So I tried to nurse it back to life with dog food and a dream.
19:48Cindy.
19:59No, I actually can't.
20:00Yes, you can.
20:02You listen to me, Phil Grayson.
20:04You are an armadillo and your skin is thicker than you are in my manifestation journals.
20:10So you are going to storm in there and you are going to win back the man who, yes, cosplays
20:15as a cartoon, designed for ten-year-olds, his balls deep in AI and, well, he doesn't blink
20:20enough, but he has a good heart.
20:23Okay?
20:24Go forth.
20:30Golden Globe, I know you're in there.
20:32Oh, it's Golden Orb.
20:34And your Golden Orb, it is I, your true crime-fighting partner.
20:39I'm ready for your spider grip.
20:41It's me, Power Girl.
20:50Oh, my God.
20:56Oh, shit, tits.
21:00Phil.
21:01Don't.
21:02Don't say a single goddamn word.
21:03Why were they even in there, Liv?
21:05He told me you had no meetings.
21:06Uh, it was a last-minute one about Dr. Tanner's death.
21:08Oh, for God's sakes.
21:10The guy's old.
21:11Surely you could have just put it down to natural causes.
21:13Did you do this for me?
21:15No, I did it for bloody Chris Warner.
21:16Yes, of course I did it for you.
21:18Can I have another look then?
21:19Absolutely not.
21:21Please.
21:28So, where did you come from, Power Girl?
21:31The clouds.
21:33And is Power Girl taken?
21:35Yes, she's taken.
21:37Oh.
21:39By the Golden Orb.
21:41Oh.
21:46God, you look good in spandex.
21:48Don't push it.
21:49Yep.
21:52Good pupillary response.
21:55How many fingers do you see?
21:58Three.
22:00Nah, I'm just screwing with you.
22:02One.
22:03Humor's still intact, I see.
22:05I gotta keep you surgeons on your toes, huh?
22:08Okay, bring them in.
22:11Hey, uh, she'll leave a kiss what Phil just did.
22:14Come in.
22:19Hi, Dad.
22:22Bonnie.
22:25You're awake, Cuddle.
22:28Is he okay?
22:29I'm just checking his cognitive function.
22:32Sometimes it can take a while for the brain to fully re-engage.
22:34Where's Phil?
22:35Phil is otherwise engaged, but it's great to see you up and alert, mate.
22:41He hire?
22:42He hire doesn't work here anymore.
22:45But I'm here.
22:48Well, who the bloody hell are you?
22:49You're awake, Cuddle.
22:52You're awake, Cuddle.
22:59You're awake, Cuddle.
23:00You're awake, Cuddle.
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