00:00Oh, wow all these people look so alternative and those outfits
00:08I wish I could be so cool
00:13Finally a place of anmeldung
00:16Yeah, this place is great. Yeah, isn't it? Whoa, they're giving away free pallets?
00:22Check this out. It's gonna make some great furniture. Hell yeah
00:28Oh nice. This is perfect. Yeah, they look even better than I imagined, right? Yeah
00:40Excuse me
00:41Can I ask you something? Yeah, sure you like the music, okay? What can I do for you?
00:45Not really, but can you tell me where the underwear section is?
00:49It's over there
00:50If you haven't partied in Berlin, you don't know what a real party is. Do you have the coke?
00:57Yeah, the ketamine? Yeah, and the emma? Then the night can begin
01:08Digga, it can't go on like that
01:11We gotta get our shit together. What the fuck are we doing with our lives? Yeah, I feel you bro
01:16You know what?
01:18From today
01:19No more clubbing
01:21No more tinder
01:22And no more ketamine
01:24Yeah, yeah, you're right. Yeah
01:28One more line?
01:31No, I'm serious, bro. Come on one more line
01:37No, no, no, no, no
01:40This stuff is evil
01:48You just can listen
01:50This is a once in a lifetime opportunity
01:53This new app I'm working on that tracks the queues of Berlin clubs
01:57It's gonna go viral
01:58You know how many people are going clubbing each weekend in Berlin?
02:02Tens of thousands
02:03And you know what's their biggest problem?
02:06Waiting in line
02:08And my app solves this problem
02:10All I need is two hundred thousand euros to start with
02:13Are you in?
02:15Hello?
02:16Hello?
02:17Hello?
02:20Excuse me, can I ask you something?
02:23Fuck off
02:24What the hell?
02:25How rude
02:27To be honest
02:28My business failing was one of the best things ever happening to me
02:32I just hated being part of this capitalist machine
02:35I've been taking my whole life
02:36Just taking, taking, taking
02:39I feel it's time to give back
02:41Do something social for a change, you know?
02:45Yeah, thanks
02:47Wait, that's with oat milk, right?
02:51Yeah, moving to Prenzlauberg was the right decision
02:55You don't want to raise your children in those party-infested districts
02:58Prenzlauberg is safe
02:59It's civilized
03:00And the vegan restaurants
03:02Oh my god
03:04Thank you all for joining my class and supporting my journey
03:07I'm so happy to finally share what I've learned in my yoga teacher training
03:12Ah, are you here to join the class?
03:13Is this the Keta yoga?
03:14Oh no, the Keta yoga is over there
03:16But you do know that synthetics are evil, right?
03:20The only way to elevate your spirit are psychedelics
03:23You want some acid?
03:26Berlin is nice for a while
03:27But the real beauty is in the countryside of Brandenburg
03:30If you want to join our commune
03:32Just submit a form with your skill set
03:34And we will consider taking you into the Feta tribe
03:40No
03:44I'm so glad I'm out of this shithole
03:46Fucking homeless junkies everywhere
03:49Hey everybody
03:50I hope all of you living in berlin are taking the right path and not the wrong path
03:55And if you enjoyed the music in this video, it was completely produced by aloe boy here
04:00He's a composer producer in berlin
04:02So go check out his channel giving him a sub
04:05Yeah
04:06Yeah, and thanks for radical living for having me
04:08It was a pleasure
04:09You're a great homeless guy
04:11And see you guys in the next video
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