00:00the wrong reasons. But as I said before, a lot was learned from that evening. So much having to do
00:05So we've hit Iran very hard. Their Navy is gone. Their Air Force is gone. 250 jets, no longer.
00:16159 boats. Good boats. In fact, I said, why the hell didn't we keep them? We could have used them.
00:22But 159, all at the bottom of the sea. They have no radar. They have very few drones left,
00:28despite what you see. And every once in a while, they're going to set some things up. But they
00:32don't have much left. And by the way, they are talking to us right now. They'd love to make a
00:36deal. I don't think they're ready to. I don't think it's time yet. But I'm willing to listen.
00:41But they cannot have a nuclear weapon. I didn't know if they were brave. We don't want to see
00:50Washington, D.C. or any of our cities or Israel or, frankly, the Middle East destroyed with a
00:56nuclear weapon. Because I know the power of nuclear weapons. I see it. I get to see it.
01:01We're not going to let that happen. So this is all about, we will not let them have a nuclear
01:07weapon.
01:11And they would use it. They would use it if they had it.
01:14She, well, I'm not going to say this next one. You want to hear this one? How bad?
01:19She wasn't high up on her totem pole. Who the hell wrote that? No, she's bad news. I wanted to
01:26make sure that Jack Smith, deranged Jack Smith. Remember, he went after me for about two years.
01:30How did he do? Not too good. I'm in the White House.
01:33One man that we had who should be here, he turned Palestinian. This was a man who was 100%
01:41for
01:42Israel. 100%. Chuck Shermer. Crying Chuck. Remember, he cried at the airport over illegal immigrants.
01:49They were the fakest tears. There were people throwing water at his face. But now he's a proud,
01:55very proud Palestinian. In fact, I'm going to send him a beautiful Palestinian outfit tomorrow
02:02so he can greet Bibi Netanyahu when he comes to town next week, along with the mayor, who I'm sure
02:08would love to meet Bibi. They're not treating Bibi too well. But Chuck wanted to join us tonight,
02:14but he didn't want to be violating many parts of the Palestinian rules, regulations, and certainly
02:21he didn't want to violate Sharia law, his new founding. And all joking aside, I do think we need
02:28term limits in Congress. I think term limits are very important because I see what's happening.
02:33I see what's happening. I cannot believe it. Oh, he's not going to be happy tomorrow.
02:39But you people have no idea. President Xi, who's a man that I get along with very well,
02:43he was a hard no for the sale of TikTok. They all said he's a hard no. I said, well,
02:48let's call,
02:49put your group together. They put together billions, hundreds of billions of dollars. I called up
02:53President Xi as a president. Look, these are American people. They're wonderful people.
02:59He made four political speeches in his three. We'd love to see you approve the deal. And he goes,
03:08all right, that was it. It was done. And we sold TikTok. And he's a friend of mine.
03:13And he's not contributing to problems like other people contribute to problems.
03:17So we get along. And Bobby also suggested an appetizer featuring his favorite cut of male
03:26record. That was very beautiful. But this has not been an easy evening, all these awards.
03:31Great people. And that's a big statement. And that also, this place is the really the largest
03:39group of Trump derangement syndrome people ever put together at one time, I suspect.
03:47But some of you are lucky that our last dinner was cut short because I had brought with me what
03:54would possibly have been. I'm telling you, I had something. I was going to go after you.
04:04When I'm gone, you're all going to be broke. Your business model is going to be finished.
04:09We are all doing good together. That's why tonight, to show just how much I care about the press
04:15and I want to save your ratings. I'm pleased to announce my intention to, and this is somewhat of
04:24a scoop, my intention to run for a fourth term as president of the United States. I will be doing
04:34that, I will be having an official. In fact, I think I have, yeah, I won, I won three times.
04:43Now I'm going to do it again.
04:48Thank you. I'm going to do it. It should be easy. I'm getting very good at running for president.
04:54Now I won three times. Did very well the second time, by the way.
04:57It's a rigged election, but we don't have to talk about it.
05:00You know, it's interesting. When you come back and you do a good job like we did,
05:03and you don't care about it so much, but we do have to tighten up these elections because they
05:07really are in seriously bad shape. But on a serious note, I want to say once again,
05:12I just want to thank you all. It's been an interesting evening. I didn't really know what
05:17to expect, and it's far worse than I actually thought, but if you want to know that.
05:22But I didn't know exactly what to expect, and I've made a lot of friends tonight.
05:27I've made a lot of good friends tonight. Probably made some enemies also.
05:30I'm a boss.
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