00:00But you people have no idea how lucky you are. When I'm gone, you're all going to be broke.
00:05Your business model is going to be finished. No, it's true. When I'm not around, you're going to
00:10be broke. There's not going to be anybody to report on. Nobody gives a damn about anybody else
00:15tonight to show just how much I care about the press. And I want to save your ratings. I'm
00:23pleased to announce my intention to, and this is somewhat of a scoop, my intention to run
00:32for a fourth term as President of the United States. I will be doing that. I will be having
00:39an official. In fact, I think I have. Yeah. I won three times. Now I'm going to do it again.
00:52Thank you. I'm going to do it. It should be easy. I'm getting very good at running for
00:57President. No, I won three times. Did very well the second time, by the way. It's a rigged
01:02election, but we don't have to talk about it.
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