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On this episode of Spill It, Hannah Berner shows us what’s in her bag. She shares the essentials that she cannot live without. Watch this video to see what’s in Hannah's bag!

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Transcript
00:00The most unexpected item in my bag is...
00:08Hi, I'm Hannah Berner.
00:09Are you ready to spill it?
00:11I brought this bag because it is vintage Fendi.
00:15I got it on eBay, I outbid someone, sorry,
00:17and it's been through some stuff.
00:20It's relatable, it's like me.
00:22We've seen a lot, we have some scars,
00:24but we're gorgeous inside and out.
00:27It's kind of fun to feel like you discovered a bag
00:29and not every girly went to buy it at the same place,
00:33so I kind of like that it took some effort to find.
00:35I'm originally from Brooklyn, so I love a thrift.
00:38It's just cute and kind of unique.
00:40One item I can't live without are my blotting sheets
00:44I got on Amazon.
00:45So cheap, because I'm Italian, so I'm naturally greasy.
00:48Olive oil is just pouring out of every pore,
00:50so I just like to not blind people
00:53with the shine on my forehead at all times.
00:55So every now and then I just like to blot
00:57and it makes me feel like I have my life together.
00:59I'm what I like to call a creative genius,
01:02also known as she's a messy girl,
01:03and I like to have a journey every time I put my hand in.
01:06Where are my keys? I don't know.
01:08I like the thrill, I like the excitement.
01:10Can I get home that night,
01:11or will I have to call the police?
01:13We'll see.
01:14I wish I brought my cat in my bag,
01:16like a la Paris Hilton,
01:18but my cat is truly feral and would not like that at all.
01:21Okay, let's see what's in this bag.
01:23Let's go into the dark depths of hell.
01:25I'm scared.
01:26Okay, ooh, Prozac.
01:29I actually forgot to take mine today.
01:31Look how beautiful, shade of blue.
01:34Girlies, obsessed, goes with my outfit.
01:36Yeah, just dry, I took it.
01:38That was pretty impressive.
01:40Next we have...
01:43Okay, I just brought out my Amazon sunglasses
01:45that are amazing.
01:46Was looking for this Invisalign for two weeks.
01:49My bottoms are definitely like not as good as they used to be.
01:53Kind of fits.
01:54That's painful.
01:55I'm taking it out.
01:57These Amazon sunnies were like $11.
01:59So cute.
02:00Can't really see out of them that well,
02:02but seeing's overrated.
02:04And if I lose them or break them, I don't care.
02:06And that's important for me because
02:08I chuck these sunglasses everywhere.
02:10I have an obsession with keeping my lips moisturized.
02:13So I have three, I think, different lip balms.
02:16This is so cheap.
02:18The Baby Lips by Maybelline.
02:20Oh my God, it's juicy.
02:21It's smooth.
02:22I'll put it on all the time.
02:23I have a theory that certain chapsticks make your lips drier
02:27and it's a multi-level marketing scheme.
02:29So I'm very into finding the best ones.
02:31This is one to invest in.
02:32And if you want a little upgrade, I love Illya.
02:36They're like vegan, natural, and this is like pigmented.
02:39The shade is Memoir.
02:41Balmy Tint Hydrating Lip Balm.
02:44And it's heavy.
02:45Like it makes me feel like important.
02:46Like I have really important things to say when I have it on, which I don't.
02:50And then finally, every girl needs the Fenty Lip Balm Gloss.
02:56What is it called?
02:57Everyone needs the Fenty Glow Lip Gloss.
03:00This pops like you have no idea.
03:02Oh my God.
03:03It's like a disco ball on your lips.
03:05You're just shiny.
03:06And I feel like I'm a billionaire because Rihanna made it.
03:09So therefore, it touched my lips.
03:11And I have a lot of taxes to pay afterwards.
03:14It's spring in the city, which means I need Sudafed.
03:17Because I will have a sinus infection with like a light breeze.
03:21So I keep these on me and I will overdose.
03:23I don't care.
03:24I will take as many Sudafed as I need so that I'm not like sneezing in everyone's face.
03:30This is NYX Eyebrow Gel.
03:33And I was using it for my eyebrows.
03:34But then I realized my hair gets really frizzy in the spring.
03:37So I use it on the top of my flyaways.
03:41She's basically Chris Appleton right now.
03:43Is she like MacGyver?
03:46Yeah, I am.
03:47I love a dual purpose, even if I'm not supposed to.
03:50And I'm sorry, NYX, if I'm using this wrong.
03:52But it really helps me when my hair gets frizzy.
03:55This is an old tampon, but it doesn't expire.
03:59So you always have to have one random old tampon to use in your bag.
04:03Because you never know when you got to plug it up.
04:08I know you guys are like, why do you have so much random stuff in your bag?
04:10I think it's because I'm always performing.
04:12And I don't have time to go home.
04:13But when I'm doing stand-up, god forbid I have something in my teeth.
04:16And I lose all my confidence.
04:17And I used to do this thing where I would take a strand of my own hair and try to
04:21use it.
04:21And then I realized, let's grow up.
04:22Let's actually get floss, minty flavored from the bodega, wherever you want.
04:27Important.
04:28Save lives.
04:29I'm going to mispronounce this, but I have a Comme des Garçons.
04:32Is that how the French say it?
04:33Comme des Garçons wallet.
04:35That I've had for a really, really, really long time.
04:39And it's sturdy.
04:40And I'm not getting a new wallet until it breaks.
04:43This makes me feel like a cool French girl with an attitude problem who knows she's prettier than you.
04:48This wallet just like makes me crave a croissant.
04:51It makes me feel like I don't have to wear any makeup.
04:53And I just look stunning at all times.
04:56French girls are so in right now.
04:58Then I have my phone, the center of my universe.
05:01Yes, I have a problem.
05:02Yes, I'm addicted.
05:02So are you.
05:03Let's not judge each other.
05:04I have a Casetify disco ball.
05:06I know, disco balls just make me happy.
05:08You can't be in a bad mood looking at a disco ball.
05:11And I drop it all the time and it's sturdy.
05:13I want to be able to wing it and it for not to break.
05:15So good job, Casetify.
05:18She's cute.
05:18She's stunning.
05:19I love a disco ball.
05:20Sell the stock.
05:21Sell the stock now.
05:23Then I have just like hotel keys because I go to different cities every week.
05:27And I guess I don't return the hotel key.
05:29Oh my God.
05:30Is that bad?
05:31I did a Giggly Squad show in Nashville last week and I kept the key.
05:36Not on purpose.
05:36I was probably looking for it and now I found it.
05:39But I'm the Conrad.
05:40Shout out to you guys.
05:40You are a great hotel.
05:41Beautiful.
05:42Highly recommend.
05:42Great towels.
05:43This is a Polaroid from a meet and greet at a stand-up show that one of the girlies took
05:48and then she gave it to me.
05:50And then I looked at it and I was like, wow, I look really good in this photo.
05:52I'm going to keep it.
05:53And it just reminds me that like cool girls like my comedy and I have friends in far places.
05:59It's kind of like a little wallet photo except it's at the bottom of my bag.
06:03Okay.
06:04Sometimes when people come to my shows, they give me random gifts.
06:08And this one girl gave me a crystal.
06:10And I remember thinking like, thank you so much for this crystal.
06:12And I forgot what the crystal does.
06:14So I just keep it on me just in case it does something that I need in that moment.
06:18And we don't know.
06:19But you know what?
06:19It's up to the universe.
06:20I went to LA once and I was like, this is going to solve all my problems.
06:24So thank you to the person who gave it to me.
06:26It's my husband would be like, why do you have rocks in your bag?
06:29This is a crystal.
06:30It has magic powers.
06:32Probably have to like rub it on your clit or something.
06:36This is my favorite one.
06:37The claw.
06:40No, I make myself laugh so hard.
06:41The claw.
06:42Do you guys get that reference?
06:43It's Toy Story.
06:44This is like when it's a hot day in the city and you just casually just like,
06:48and you put it back and it's cool.
06:50It's fun.
06:51It reminds me of like my mom in the 90s, just like carrying the kids and having a clip in
06:56her hair.
06:56It's honestly takes up way too much space in my bag, but I've needed it multiple times.
07:01Because you can't take over the patriarchy always with your hair down.
07:04Sometimes you need to put it back so you could see better.
07:06Another MacGyver move.
07:08I love saving money.
07:09So I like to use things for multiple things.
07:11So this is Euphoria and it is actually a blush.
07:15I'm going to put it on because it's literally amazing.
07:18Euphoria is so cool.
07:19It's a women owned business.
07:20I feel like I can never find the right tone for my skin.
07:22So I love something that like changes with your skin tone.
07:25I realized I could put it on my lip too and it gives me like the perfect color.
07:29And it's also green.
07:30Like it looks like an alien semen.
07:33It's awesome.
07:34I'm telling you the secrets.
07:35You didn't know that she was a beauty influencer.
07:38I can never do too much blush.
07:40Everywhere, everything, all at once.
07:42Blush.
07:43This is a random bag tag from a flight.
07:46Who knows where I was going.
07:48But I have a phobia that I'm going to like lose my bag and then not have the bag check.
07:52And then they're not going to believe me.
07:53And then I'll be like, I swear it's my bag.
07:55I'll keep this forever just in case.
07:57I don't know.
07:58This is the kind of thing I would lose.
07:59Also, I feel like we should update.
08:01Like, are we really still using bag tags?
08:03Use an app.
08:04I don't know.
08:05Delta, like, I'm sorry.
08:06Please don't delay my next flight.
08:08Okay, my keys.
08:10Wait, these keys are actually so funny.
08:12I got a squash membership once.
08:15I don't know what kind of old money I thought I had.
08:17Played once.
08:18Never used it again.
08:19Then for my podcast, we have for our merch, it's actually a photo of me.
08:23It says podcast hotline 1-800-Giggly for Giggly Squad.
08:27So that's narcissistic.
08:28And then I have a bunch of keys and a fob for my building.
08:32I feel like a superpower, like meh, meh, meh, meh.
08:35So yeah, these are my keys.
08:37A little janitory, but like a vibe.
08:41My mom always told me never leave the house without something on your lip.
08:45So after it's hydrated with all that other stuff, you guys, I've literally used...
08:50Look how much I've used of this MAC.
08:52This is like, should be illegal.
08:54MAC, the color's meh, M-E-H-R, meh.
08:58Did I pronounce that right?
08:59Meh.
08:59So it's my favorite thing.
09:01MAC, it smells like butter too.
09:03I don't know.
09:03I need to put them on.
09:05MAC, you're amazing.
09:06It's the color I'm wearing right now.
09:07And it's perfect.
09:08It's like rosy, not too pink, not too like tan.
09:13I found it.
09:14I found the number one.
09:15And then you need a little makeup forever.
09:17Before you get lip filler, just hear me out.
09:19It depends on your lips, but sometimes a little over line goes a long way and it's a lot less
09:24painful
09:25and a lot cheaper.
09:26This was like $10 or less.
09:30Deodorant.
09:30I'm notorious for sweating.
09:32I'm not sweating right now, but I'm a big sweater.
09:35If you know you smell bad, it's like hard to carry conversation because you're just like this the whole time.
09:39You're like, oh my god, who smells?
09:40Did someone fart?
09:41It's you.
09:42You did it.
09:42So having this little guy is so important at all times just to make me feel not like I'm a
09:48huge trash bag.
09:49Then I just have a random business card.
09:51I didn't know people still did business cards,
09:53but I'm not going to say no if someone offers me a business card.
09:55This is for a transportation service.
09:58A guy in Houston, Texas gave it to me and I definitely was like,
10:01yeah, I definitely need this even though I've been to Houston once.
10:04But I'll take your card and I'll have it in my bag for years.
10:07The most unexpected thing in my bag is this toothpick that was definitely from like someone who had appetizers
10:14and I took one and then thought I need to keep this
10:17in case I need to like steal more appetizers or something.
10:20So this is definitely from like a party.
10:22Who knows how long ago it was.
10:24But she's gorgeous.
10:25She's holding her own.
10:26She's learning to love herself.
10:27This is actually a fancy, the fanciest toothpick I've ever seen.
10:30But anyway, it reminds me that I do eat the most when they're passing out hors d'oeuvres.
10:35Is that how you say it?
10:35Hors d'oeuvres?
10:36Hors d'oeuvres?
10:37Comet de garçon?
10:39Hors d'oeuvres?
10:39I'm French.
10:40I took Spanish in high school.
10:41Leave me alone.
10:42I'm the person that when they start bringing out the appetizers, I'll be like, oh my god,
10:46what were you saying?
10:47Hold on one sec.
10:48And I'm just like, ah!
10:49And then I'll look at them and I'll be like, hey, come to me first, okay?
10:52Because these bitches aren't eating it like I'm about to eat it.
10:55I go to places to eat.
10:56I think it's way more important than drinking.
10:59And if the guy forgets a toothpick, I got it.
11:02Don't worry, I got it.
11:03Boom, boom, boom, boom, to the face.
11:05This guy's been through a lot with me.
11:07So I think it's important to have literal garbage in your bag just in case.
11:10Thank you for the memories.
11:12Honestly, I should show this.
11:13Do you guys have a trash?
11:14I should throw this out.
11:14And that's what's in my bag.
11:17Wait, I love how beautifully it all worked out.
11:24Farewell.
11:26Follow me on TikTok, social media, and I have stand-up shows coming up on my website.
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11:40Take care of myself.
11:40I'm a king.
11:41I love you.
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