00:00The most unexpected item in my bag is...
00:09Hey, what's going on? I'm Marcus Scribner, and I am gonna spill it.
00:13I brought this bag today because it's by one of my favorite brands, Big Bud Press.
00:18They use sustainable, renewable materials. They're gender-inclusive, size-inclusive.
00:23So it's a really cool brand, and it's got a lot of pockets. I'm always looking for pockets.
00:28I actually bought this bag when I was in New York, and I was like, I'm in my tote bag
00:33era.
00:33You know, like, I'm going to Central Park. I'm bringing the tote bag.
00:37I've got the picnic blanket, the whole vibe. I purchased it for myself. I guess it was a gift to
00:43me.
00:43I had, like, a mountain of receipts in here, but luckily those have all gone in the trash.
00:48I had a pack of gum that had been in there for a couple of months, and I...
00:54You don't want to see what it looked like after, like, an L.A. summer.
00:57But, yeah, all of it's been gotten rid of. I cleaned up, spiffed up for you guys.
01:01Let's dig in. Let's see what's in the bag.
01:04First up, Big Bertha, my water bottle.
01:09I like to stay hydrated. I have an issue where I have to pee all the time,
01:12and it's probably because of this.
01:1464 ounces of pure hydration. It's a very nice water bottle.
01:20Thermaflask is what it's called if you want to go out there and get it.
01:23It was honestly a great price, and it's, like, solid and metal, and I love it.
01:27Next up, you know, this is basically my wallet. There's not much else to say.
01:33I know everybody, we live in, like, an Apple Pay era, but I'm like, I like to have, you know,
01:37I like to keep that thing on me.
01:39You know what I mean? It's Gucci. I was a little embarrassed to flip it.
01:42I was, like, holding it to this side on purpose, but it's Gucci.
01:45I got it, like, six years ago when I was in my, like, brand name era and, like, really going
01:51for it.
01:52And now I'm like, I feel like I like to be a little bit more subtle.
01:55It's my phone. It's a very busted phone.
02:00I don't know if others can relate, but, like, I flip my phone constantly, like, in my hand.
02:06Like, I'm throwing it up like this. It's like I'm, like, Russian rouletting my phone for some reason,
02:10and it's, like, a very expensive, very important part of my life, and I've dropped it way too many times.
02:16So I think it still looks cool.
02:18I saw Timothee Chalamet. He, like, posted a photo with his phone, and it was, like, shattered.
02:22I was, like, real recognized real.
02:26Ta-da!
02:26It's my picnic blanket.
02:28Um, I forget what brand it is, but it's got vegetables on it.
02:33I thought it was really cool. It's a great size. It's very comfortable.
02:36Nice linen. Got it in New York when I was in my Cool Girl Park era, I guess.
02:42So we'll leave that right there.
02:44And you never know when you need a picnic blanket, right?
02:46Like, I hate sitting on raw grass. Raw grass. That's a weird way to describe it.
02:51Like, the crab grass or whatever, like, with the sharp.
02:54You know what I'm talking about. I hate that .
02:57Forget you, crab grass. You suck.
03:00All right.
03:01It's the last thing in here.
03:03Here it is.
03:05Patio chips from Trader Joe's.
03:08I'm telling you, these will change your life.
03:13I almost said lives, but life.
03:15This will change your singular life.
03:17I mean, it may create another life for you, then you will have lives.
03:20Dill.
03:21Sea salt and vinegar.
03:23Ketchup.
03:24This is the best chip on the planet Earth.
03:30Sorry. Okay.
03:31That's everything from the main cabin.
03:33As I was saying, pockets.
03:35Boom.
03:36Useful.
03:37Technology.
03:38All right.
03:39Here are my AirPods.
03:40What's not useful about an AirPod?
03:42I'm not going to open them because they're probably...
03:45They look good.
03:46Nice.
03:46I did.
03:47I won't lie.
03:48I used a little Q-tip and some alcohol.
03:50Got it nice and spiffy for you guys.
03:52So here they are.
03:53My AirPods.
03:54I rock with them in.
03:55Sometimes no sound.
03:56So I don't have to talk to people and just vibe out.
03:59You know?
04:00Next up, my friction-free pick.
04:05Now, let me tell you about this technology.
04:07There was a hair lady when I was doing this film that gave this to me.
04:13And she was like, this is your wrap present for the end of the year.
04:16And I was like, as a black person, I have a collection of picks.
04:20And most of them have the black power fist on the end.
04:22And they're black.
04:23And they've got the metal prongs.
04:26And those are filled with friction, apparently.
04:29It's so hard to pick your hair with them.
04:31The friction-free pick?
04:34Friction-free.
04:35Let me repeat that for y'all.
04:37Friction-free.
04:38I am not kidding.
04:38This will change your life.
04:39It doesn't hurt.
04:40Like it never pulls on your roots.
04:42It's never like ripping out a curl.
04:44Cricut is the name of the brand.
04:46They went off when they made the friction-free pick.
04:48There's no power fist on the end.
04:51It's just, I guess it can stand up though.
04:53That's pretty cool.
04:56Shout out Jeff Bezos.
04:57Got me a little Kindle.
04:59Yeah.
04:59I just got this recently.
05:01That's why it's not beat up yet.
05:02I normally read like book books.
05:05And I was like kind of getting tired with them filling up my 700 square foot apartment.
05:11So I was like, why not just invest in a Kindle?
05:14And I did it.
05:15And it's changed my life.
05:16I'm going to download my first book soon.
05:19And yeah, Kindles are cool.
05:21It goes with the picnic blanket.
05:24Just lay it out in the park.
05:26Bust out the Kindle.
05:27Shout out Bezos.
05:28Read a little bit.
05:29Pop it back in.
05:30Boom.
05:31I'm on the go.
05:32This is my chapstick.
05:33This Aquaphor one hits.
05:35I learned about Aquaphor in New Mexico.
05:37I was filming this thing and I was just bleeding out of my nose every day because it was so
05:43dry.
05:43And they were like, you should just put an Aquaphor.
05:45Like all the locals were like, you should put an Aquaphor in your nose.
05:47And I was like, that is disgusting.
05:49And I did it.
05:50Changed my life.
05:52So I rock with Aquaphor.
05:54Now the main event.
05:56My most unexpected items that I keep on me daily.
06:05Ta-da.
06:06I've got my mini tajin.
06:08My mini Cholula.
06:10Normally I also have my mini Sriracha on me, but there is a shortage.
06:14There's a shortage.
06:15I don't know what to do.
06:16We have to lobby our like government officials.
06:19I need my Sriracha back.
06:20Tajin and Cholula.
06:22They go on everything.
06:23I need things spiced up.
06:25Sometimes I'll throw the mugs on the patio chips.
06:29Sometimes I'll throw it on some fruit.
06:31Sometimes I'll throw it on some sour candy.
06:34I'm on some real L.A. type .
06:36So mini specifically just cause they're adorable.
06:39Also I'm not like who am I to be caught like with a full size Cholula in the bag.
06:44That'd be crazy.
06:46And that's what's in my bag.
06:49Bye guys.
06:52Boom.
06:55I know I use chapstick like an idiot.
06:57Please don't come for me in the comment section.
07:00All right.
07:01I'm gonna take another sip.
07:03All right.
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