00:00This is the Russian doll of bags because there are more bags within the bag, within the bags.
00:06Like Pandora's box, but a bag.
00:08I feel so bad, this bag is so big, just like me.
00:12Hi everyone, my name is Patrick Star and I'm gonna spill it.
00:29So my purse, aka my bag, my duffel bag, she's an organized catastrophe, kind of like me.
00:37You know, a little bit of this, a little bit of that.
00:39I got this at LAX and she's been with me through and through.
00:42Thick and thin, turban to turban, she's been good to me.
00:48Thank you, I love you.
00:50I was on my way to Australia and I needed like a good bag.
00:57My bag correlates with my style because she's big, she's hefty, she holds it all, just like me.
01:10First off is my phone.
01:11It is a dead Lumi case and what I love about it, it has a mirror so I can check
01:15how flawless I am.
01:16Yes.
01:18Next, cause you know, I'm a big girl, okay?
01:21We get hot all the time and bam, we have a fan.
01:25And if this doesn't work and my ass gets tired, we have an electric fan.
01:30Yes.
01:37We have shades cause we in LA, we like to throw shade, okay?
01:41Okay, so we have my favorite glasses from Key.
01:44This one gives looks.
01:47This one says J-Lo, Halo.
01:52And then this one says...
01:56Don't talk to me.
02:01My airport wig, yes.
02:02I don't know why I have the zip busted open.
02:04This one is labeled human lace, black, long airport wig.
02:09Right here.
02:10Oh.
02:12Yes.
02:14So this is her.
02:15She's seen better days.
02:17She's seen better days.
02:24She has a lot of personality.
02:31Then we have a little bit of this.
02:33Won't go into detail if you don't know what it is.
02:37Y'all know.
02:38And then we gotta keep moisturized.
02:40I have face mask and also eye mask.
02:44Wherever I'm traveling, wherever I'm in the car, long rides, waiting.
02:48Loved it.
02:49Y'all know, if y'all subscribe to my channel, which you should,
02:53I over-line my lips.
02:54So I have my favorite lip liners.
02:56Mahogany.
02:57Which I'm wearing right now.
02:58And also, Heather.
03:01Two staples for an over-lined lip.
03:11We have Fragrant Thiff from KKW.
03:15Crystal Gardenia.
03:16My favorite.
03:18This makes me smell like a woman.
03:21People turn heads, okay?
03:22This is like to die for.
03:25Love this.
03:26For me, because I do wear contacts, I know my eyes aren't real.
03:29They're really brown.
03:31But I like to spice it up and match the set.
03:33I do have eye drops.
03:37So every time I'm on set, a must-have for me is...
03:42Pardon my reach.
03:44A puff.
03:45A puff.
03:46Because a bitch can get greasy.
03:49Yes, ma'am.
03:51And y'all wonder why I stay flawless.
03:54Y'all jealous?
03:55See, the little ones are cute, because I can just be on the red carpet, like, posing.
03:58And then I step, and then it's like...
04:01Yes.
04:03Because I don't want to reach.
04:04It's like not classy, so this is like a cute decoy.
04:07You can barely see it.
04:08I'm like, oh hi!
04:09Hi!
04:10Oh my god, hi!
04:12What do you know?
04:14Another puff.
04:15Two.
04:16Two.
04:23So I bought this bag when I bought this bag, because Australia was such an adventurous-sounding
04:30country, so I thought, why not travel with a fanny pack?
04:33So they're cousins, and I've been obsessed with fanny packs.
04:36They're hand-free.
04:37I don't go to carry them around.
04:39This has been tried and true to me, and she has...
04:44Look, I got me a passport.
04:47I'm ready.
04:48You ain't got to get ready when you stay ready.
04:55So in this tech bag, this has chargers and things.
05:02I can jump rope and do cardio, but do I?
05:05No.
05:06And of course, speakers, because I like to listen to music.
05:11Out loud!
05:12Yes, that's me.
05:15And then, you know, when a bitch gets tired on the red carpet, I pack my Uggs.
05:21These are my Ugg slides.
05:22I love them.
05:23They've been everywhere with me.
05:24I even wore them at the AMAs under my dress.
05:28Nowhere near me.
05:30And then last but not least, I have a mirror.
05:33Mirror, mirror on the wall.
05:34Who's the most thickest of them all?
05:36On Refinery29, that's me.
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06:02Here's a heel roller.
06:02Action.
06:02In this area, it happens so I remember inundated a bachelor's degree and I made a den
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