00:00F. U. Sh. Nope.
00:04Hi, I'm Michael. And I'm Nell.
00:05Today we're just going to stay in and craft Pinteresting with wine.
00:10No, f*** me. Okay.
00:12We're crafting these amazing, really cool wood boxes.
00:16Oh. That say just inspirational quotes like...
00:19You are my bucket list.
00:21It's the person that you want to have sex with before you die.
00:24Oh my god. You're just going to mix the paint and just...
00:27Oh my, this is actually so fun.
00:29You just put two strokes down.
00:31What have you crafted that like did really well?
00:33I made a coffee table.
00:35What? This isn't fair. This isn't fair.
00:38No, no, no.
00:39No, this... I used to be a camp counselor and I used to craft friendship bracelets.
00:44So this is my thing about crafting. I'm scared, Michael.
00:51Wait, is mine bad?
00:53I mean... I think mine's...
00:54Yours is very thick.
00:57I would never tell you you had to thin out your...
00:59It doesn't mean better.
01:00Oh, you think it'll dry?
01:01Maybe it'll dry quicker.
01:04Oh, I'm like on a piña colada beach in Mexico.
01:07So...
01:08The next step is pick a phrase and slap it on the board.
01:12Okay, go. I'm starting and it's whoever finishes first wins!
01:17Bye! See you in hell.
01:20I'm just kidding. Sorry.
01:22It's literally not a competition.
01:24We're friends...
01:25Dude, this looks just like a relaxing evening.
01:28Ah, f**k.
01:30Oh my god.
01:31Oh my god.
01:33Remember how when I was the expert crafter?
01:36I'm better than you. It's weird.
01:38Okay, I'm very empty inside and here.
01:48Oh, f**k.
01:51I mean, I believe in like female empowerment, so...
02:00I actually am having such a fun night with you.
02:03Yeah, same.
02:05We just did the second layer of paint.
02:09Woo!
02:11I just wanna dance with somebody!
02:16Okay, so what do we do?
02:17Do we peel off the letters now?
02:19Gently.
02:19Okay, okay.
02:20I'm so scared.
02:22I'm scared.
02:24Oh, already sucks.
02:29Is it done? Let me see.
02:33Listen, I made a little mistake, but I feel like crafting is all about just like making it your own.
02:37We're all one big mistake.
02:39The human race.
02:40Whoa.
02:42Honestly, this is very you.
02:44And that is very you.
02:46I hate the patriarchy.
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