00:02She kind of didn't all the time.
00:04No.
00:05Yeah, she didn't.
00:06Yoke.
00:07Is that good?
00:09It's really good.
00:12It's not bad food here.
00:13You all right?
00:14You all right?
00:14You all right?
00:15You all right?
00:15Right, mate.
00:16It's a funny-looking Anastasia.
00:23Hey, honestly, I can explain.
00:25Just please don't kick off.
00:26Oh, is that my style, is it?
00:27Luke, the massive drama queen?
00:29No, of course not.
00:30But I think if I wanted to, I'd have every right.
00:32Look, why don't you just sit down?
00:34Now, why don't you start talking?
00:35Can I get you a chair, sir?
00:37Or will you be joining your family?
00:38No, fine, standing.
00:42Well, go on, everyone.
00:42What's this pathetic excuse you're going to let off now?
00:44So this is Luke?
00:46Yeah.
00:47Yeah, this is Luke, my boyfriend.
00:52Who's this?
00:55This is Pablo.
00:57My husband.
01:01Well, this takes it's complicated to a whole new level.
01:04One double expresso.
01:05It's espresso.
01:06Sorry?
01:07You pronounce it espresso, not espresso.
01:09I used to work in a coffee shop.
01:10Get it right.
01:12It's not the latest film.
01:14Yeah, do you know how annoying it is when you work in a coffee shop and you get order after
01:17order of people going in and going, I'll have a double expresso, please?
01:21And you're like, it's espresso.
01:23Drives you demented.
01:29Obviously, this comes as a bit of a shock to you.
01:32I mean, married!
01:33Yeah, I can explain.
01:35Well, you keep saying that, but you don't, do you?
01:38I pull up a chair, I order a coffee, and I've drank my coffee, I've insulted the waiter.
01:44Still no explanation.
01:46Pablo was one of the regulars at Reservoir Bob's.
01:48What?
01:49You know, the hair salon that I worked at in Cyprus while I was looking after my mum?
01:52Ah, it's a very beautiful salon.
01:55You should see the view, it takes a breath away.
01:57So does a roundhouse kick to the guts.
01:58Luke!
01:59Stop it!
02:01He's gay!
02:02And if he's gay, why did you marry him?
02:07Ash in Cyprus, and Ash is from over here, and, well, Pablo wanted to be with him.
02:13My parents don't know I'm gay.
02:15Have they not met you?
02:19I still don't get it.
02:20Well, Pablo's Argentinian.
02:22Yeah, and that was me thinking he was Glaswegian.
02:24Luke, me marrying him means that he's able to have a life over here, in the EU.
02:28It's 2016, why couldn't you just marry his own fella?
02:32Oh, well, that would have gone down dead well with his mum and dad.
02:35I'm just twisting my mind.
02:37Why did you not think it would be a good idea to tell me?
02:41It just didn't seem that important.
02:44It didn't seem that important.
02:45No, you had all your trouble, didn't you, with Steph?
02:48No, you get married to some gay bloke, and you didn't think it was important to tell me?
02:55It's not like we're sleeping together.
02:57Are you out of your minds?
03:05And I'm sorry about that.
03:06So why didn't you?
03:07Oh, what, did you just forget?
03:09You're walking down the aisle and he knows nada?
03:11Steph.
03:12If you're not going to man up, then I will.
03:14I like you.
03:15You're feisty.
03:17I like feisty.
03:18You're married.
03:19Stop eyeing me up.
03:20He's gay.
03:21So why did you marry him, then?
03:23I've explained all this to Luke.
03:25I don't need to explain myself to you, no.
03:26Can you explain it to me, please?
03:28It's bizarre.
03:29You're bizarre.
03:31Maria has done a kind and generous thing.
03:34You should be happy.
03:36Look at my face, pal.
03:37It's Pablo.
03:39Do I look happy?
03:40Do you know where you are?
03:41Don't, Pablo.
03:42What?
03:42What is it?
03:43A drama queen.
03:45Ciao, Maria.
03:49Oh, now I've heard it all.
03:50Why didn't you invite me to the wedding?
03:53I just didn't think it was that important.
03:55And me brother.
03:56I was talking to Luke.
03:58Are you thick?
03:59Why everyone says that?
04:00No, Kirk.
04:02Steph, I was going to tell him.
04:04Kirk, I was talking to her.
04:05Just let him go.
04:06What?
04:06Like, you let me go?
04:07No, I haven't let you go.
04:09Not in the slightest.
04:10When?
04:12When were you going to tell me?
04:14I was just waiting for the right moment.
04:15Yeah, well, I beat you to it.
04:18I'm so sorry.
04:21That's all you've said.
04:22Where are you going?
04:24I'm meant to be at work.
04:25Luke, I know I've been daft.
04:27Oh, no.
04:27You've surpassed yourself, love.
04:28You've not been daft.
04:29You've broken the law.
04:31Yeah, but I told...
04:31Oh, oh, more than that.
04:33You've mugged me off.
04:35Well, yeah, I appreciate that now.
04:36Oh, do you?
04:37Really?
04:38Yeah, of course I do.
04:39My own girlfriend got married
04:41and didn't bother to tell me.
04:42Shows how important I am to you.
04:45You know,
04:46I don't even know who you are anymore.
04:47I don't even know who you are anymore.
04:52I don't even know who you are anymore.
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