00:00I, for one, don't recall Clubber Lang being a combatant at the Battle of Bosworth.
00:05Aw, just like old times, the three of us.
00:08Yeah, some of us are too near forgetting.
00:10You all right, Brodie?
00:12You all right? How come you're not in work?
00:15I am working.
00:17It's not that much work to me. I'm sat in a cafe.
00:20From what I recall, you lack the requisite experience to know what work looks like.
00:26You taking the mick?
00:27Catch on quick. It's a definite improvement from the STC. Well done, lad.
00:30You just got home by Mr Osborne.
00:33You need to watch your mouth. You're not in charge now.
00:35All right, Brodie, you should leave it.
00:37OK.
00:39Whoa!
00:39Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:41Look at what you've done!
00:43I suppose that's what happens when you skive off and do work in a cafe.
00:47But don't worry, I'll help you clean it up, though.
00:48Get off it!
00:49What?
00:50What are you going to do?
00:51All right, that's enough.
00:52Yeah, come on, mate, you should leave it.
00:54What?
00:55Because she says so?
00:58Yeah.
01:00Yeah, because I say so.
01:02Because I know exactly what you are and where you come from.
01:05Do you want to spend another night in the south?
01:07What?
01:07For spilling a cup of tea?
01:09No, for harassing Mr Osborne.
01:11It's fine.
01:12Really.
01:14You heard the man.
01:15Don't push a look.
01:17You need to apologise to him.
01:18Now.
01:19No, I haven't done anything wrong.
01:20But if you want to arrest me, lovely, go ahead and knock yourself out.
01:27Look, this is getting out of hand. I don't need an apology.
01:30Well, yes, you do.
01:32Well, I'll be waiting a long time.
01:34But I think you need to back off now, mate.
01:36Sounds like good advice to me.
01:38No, no.
01:38I quite like it in here.
01:40Do you want me to get my cuffs out?
01:41Oh, is that what you say to the missus?
01:43Yeah.
01:43There you are.
01:44Where have you been?
01:45I've been waiting outside Elliot's for the past half hour.
01:47We've totally wasted the time.
01:48I'm just in the middle of something, Ian.
01:49No, you're not.
01:50It's fine.
01:51Well, she doesn't think so.
01:53You know, you can't just go around arresting people for nothing.
01:56It's kind of what makes coppers unpopular, love.
01:58It gets them hurt.
02:01Right.
02:02Ow, come on.
02:03There's no need.
02:04Ow.
02:05Say one more word and I promise you'll regret it.
02:08Ow.
02:09This is a big mistake.
02:11No.
02:13You're definitely the mouthy little toe rag giving grief to Daniel Osborne in the cafe.
02:17I've got witnesses.
02:17He wasn't even bothered.
02:19I was bothered.
02:20You were spoiling my lunch.
02:22You can't arrest me for that.
02:23I think I've just proven the opposite.
02:24Now, come on.
02:25In.
02:26Ow.
02:28This is harassment.
02:31I am not harassing you any more than you were harassing Daniel Osborne.
02:36Call it a taste of your own medicine.
02:41This fine young man needs somewhere to cool off and reflect on his behaviour.
02:45Give him his usual suite.
02:46I think your views aren't up to much and the en suite seem better days but on your budget you
02:49can't really complain.
02:51Empty your pockets please.
02:53Now.
02:55Alright.
03:04Well wow.
03:06So what do we have here then?
03:08Hmm?
03:09These look like indigestion tablets.
03:11So what am I looking at?
03:12It's none of your business.
03:14Nope.
03:17When you check into this particular hotel you leave your privacy at the door because I think you'll find that
03:21everything is our business mate.
03:24Now we're getting those tested.
03:28You can't keep me here.
03:29Open the door.
03:32Alright.
03:32Join your stay then.
03:33I don't hold out much hope for Trip Advisor.
03:35This is a settle.
03:36The mad cow's got it in for me.
03:39Which mad cow might that be?
03:41I'm gonna make you pay for this.
03:43I think you might find there's a bit of a queue.
03:45Yeah.
03:45Cause you've been corrupt.
03:47Oh.
03:47Oh shut up.
03:51Wow.
03:52That was easy.
03:54I need my meds.
03:56Are you meds?
03:58Is that what we're calling them now?
04:01I need to take my meds.
04:03Did you tell the custody officer what they were for?
04:06I shouldn't be in here.
04:08I need my medicine.
04:10I want doesn't get.
04:13I'll see you.
04:15Hey.
04:18I've got epilepsy.
04:20I need my medication please.
04:22I need to do, to do, to do, to do, to do, to do, to do, to do.
04:49Get this quiet scare there mate.
04:52Maybe next time, did she want the pills a far, eh?
04:55I did.
04:56I told her.
04:57Then she walked off.
05:00What?
05:01When?
05:02When you banged me up.
05:03I shouted after you.
05:05No, I never heard anything.
05:06Liar!
05:07Yeah.
05:07Okay.
05:08That's enough.
05:09Let's get you seen by a doctor, eh?
05:18It's you who should be locked up.
05:27Is that right, what he's saying?
05:29No, of course not.
05:31I thought his pills were speed, so I told him to get them checked.
05:33If I'd have known them were for epilepsy.
05:35So you really expect me to believe that you didn't hear him?
05:39Yes.
05:41Do us a favour, yeah?
05:43Go home, sort your head out.
05:44It's the state you're in, you're a menace to be around.
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