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Dave & Chuck the Freak are back for another episode of their weekly UNCUT podcast!

Join us this week as Dave and Chuck are back with another episode of UNCUT. This week the guys talk about a Hungarian hospital worker who was eating body parts, a lady films her husband's death, a guy who is so big he lays down to wipe, and a classic cuckold situation during UNCUT Ask Dave and Chuck the Freak, and much more!

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00:00the following program contains strong language and explicit content listener discretion is advised
00:11dave and chuck the freak uncut
00:23it's dave and chuck the fuck face uncut
00:27he loves being a fuck face everyone knows this right just before he started he was the biggest
00:32fuck face yeah oh man makes me laugh oh makes me laugh too i don't ever count down at 10
00:40yeah no one no we're ready to go then he starts a fake countdown
00:44just to piss everybody off yeah so good i loved it every time oh i love it so much anyway
00:52how are
00:53you welcome to another edition of dave and chuck the freak uncut where we talk completely uncensored
00:59because this never makes it to the radio it is only online yes this is how we do it if
01:08you ever miss
01:08out on uncut you can always go to daveandchuckthefreak.com and watch or download the latest edition
01:17first what on today's show what the fuck you know what i think that jason doesn't know what
01:25uncut means what are you talking about jason uncut means destruction horror oh so like you
01:34when you say hey man if you can send me something he's like yeah i got something for you a
01:40guy
01:40really 27 people were cooked to death inside of a family like i'm not fucking right here
01:46kids inside 18 year old can't speak or think
01:50i was like what did i send you that yes well you guys just think it's about watching dicks
01:57yeah look at this cock i was gonna say last time you complained about what we sent you it was
02:02actually
02:03a giant dick in a mirror from ryan yeah ryan knows the mission ryan knows ryan gets it the stuff
02:09i send
02:09you could also be used for the air no i get it well that's just too dark for the show
02:14but it that was
02:16even too dark for this like i don't know i don't even remember a challenge pretty dark children i do
02:22oh i do remember that's like the dog people it's crazy it's not the barking yeah the ones who bark
02:28and stuff dave you might have to play it for me challenge children you might have it's a mentally
02:35disabled adult 18 hold on aren't they all they're in and not no the rest of them are kids yeah
02:44okay
02:44you can't play that okay but i don't think the kids are disabled no well everyone's barking
02:52that didn't make the cut but another one did oh morning dave and chuck the freak are going
02:59dark-sided everything's ungodly dark-sided what is this from jason too i don't know
03:06as it is great a hospital worker was busted eating humans what on god oh god fucked up yeah
03:18not bad tastes good a hospital worker has been arrested in budapest over sickening allegations
03:24that he would steal body parts take them home and eat them anybody uh budapest i don't know
03:32budapest i don't know how that would how would that sound like a german oh german i don't i don't
03:38know budapest is german that's a that's a new slash for me the accent would sound like i need to
03:47hear
03:47a budapestan describe budapest hold on one moment please while we look up rhythmic crisp
03:58what's their uh hungarian like hungarian yeah you want to hear a little bit of it for you hi
04:05friends welcome back for another no get out of here this is very boring for her uncut
04:09mirror lynn's sister picked the garlic
04:14it talks like this meat
04:16okay hey how are you everybody in budapest
04:23listen are you doing anything with those legs
04:27it's like a dutch borat yeah are you doing anything with those legs
04:34hi how are you welcome into hospital listen too bad we had to take your arms off but listen
04:43you don't need them is there any chance i'm gonna take them home i just a collector
04:52hungarian investigators say the man a hospital hospital patient transporter
04:59was busted when officers raided his apartment
05:04don't look inside of the fridge please the investigation was triggered by an anonymous
05:11tip about the suspect's behavior well some of the things i've been to is mostly collecting
05:17people's legs collecting people's arms and their feet and toes that's it he was talking to his
05:23friends about his morbid fascination with human remains and some of them thought it was too much
05:28do you guys are you guys as fascinated by uh the the dead people's arms and legs and feet and
05:35toes
05:35and fingers no man no man you ever think to yourself wow geez that actually tastes pretty
05:44fucking good no you're fucking nuts man yeah come on i'm calling have you ever taken human leg and
05:51cooking it to like a medium and rare oh my god it tastes pretty good to me they uncovered multiple
06:03human skulls oh what are those doing here an intact human hand that's my friend and a complete lower
06:10leg i knew he had a leg also a human brain and a heart the most horrifying discovery what's that
06:20was his skin mask a full reconstruction of a human face crafted from real preserved facial skin
06:29that's some buffalo bill that is exactly almost buffalo bill type
06:33shit right oh hi welcome oh i see you found my face i've been working on it for quite a
06:39bit how are
06:40you guys doing in back of car i transport the hospital people i plan to take your face they also
06:47found a suitcase packed with loose bones you don't have a suitcase of loose bones during interrogation he
06:55confessed to an irresistible obsession with anatomy yeah and repeatedly prepared cooked and consumed many
07:01meals made from human remains holy he remains in custody on charges linked to the illegal use and
07:08desecration of human bodies we're up you know like humans we're just i don't know what else to say
07:17no we're all jesus come on man we're all like we're i've never wanted to taste a human body part
07:24well i love that but i mean i'm a living person i don't believe him i don't believe we've seen
07:31you
07:31on a living person dem today well a couple of parts okay oh wow a couple of parts disturbing i'm
07:41live human beings that are consensual you never try it you don't know
07:48yeah i don't know man i don't know that's why i'm a big fan just like let the asteroids come
07:54come on and smash us to bits man we'll give ryan a turn down dark sided alley now oh really
08:01because
08:02he shared a video of a man dying oh you're welcome
08:07oh wow i don't get the assignment yeah this is a guy just eating dead i didn't give you the
08:13video
08:14of him eating soup this is a guy who wanted to parasail okay i'm gonna turn the music and his
08:20wife films him for the last time no no her trust us for the last time australian businessman falls to
08:33his death during parasailing as his wife is recording are you ready to see a man die is he not
08:37even
08:38hooked up the tiny man behind him he falls to his death from this
08:49what is the man climbing on him for yeah is that guy supposed to be up there with him i
08:54don't get it
08:54i don't i mean i do not want uh oh there we go there we there oh they're both dead
09:05are they both dead no the other guy did he the other guy didn't fall i didn't think anyone was
09:11left on that parachute i saw the little guy on his shoulders and he stayed i think the little guy
09:17stays up that son of a but probably knocked me loose right
09:25i got my eye on the little guy and then the water's just not deep enough there right no
09:30he didn't get out far enough the little guy's right there that's the little guy oh yeah just
09:34oh man send that to jesse and be like you're welcome that we didn't go parasailing on our honeymoon
09:40oh yeah and a lot of trouble for that but i'll give him a two on the landing though he
09:45didn't land
09:46right this almost happened to me parasailing stop it but yeah we were i was like eight me and my
09:51brother went up my brother had to fucking hold the back of my bathing suit the entire way because
09:57i was sliding through the harness like they didn't make the harness tight enough on my legs
10:00maybe that's where my height thing comes from your brother's name janice by any chance
10:08we might have seen that video we think we saw the video of your brother you think your fear of
10:14like falling or fear of heights maybe my fear of heights i don't know if it started there i don't
10:19know where it started but that i i remember it was like 10 minutes of him just holding me
10:23and he was what 14 so it's like holy shit yeah minutes listen and it's crazy but you know i've
10:31said
10:31it it was like that one ride that's where my fear of falling came from i know that it was
10:36that ride i
10:36had no worries about that shit before i get on that ride and almost fly off of it and i'm
10:43squeezing
10:43on for dear life you get up by that yeah you do you know yeah i wonder if it traumatized
10:50your brother
10:51at all you know like i don't think so was that before or after he set the house on fire
10:57i was just
10:57gonna say that was after after so he didn't maybe he's just been trying to kill me for 30 years
11:03oh my god
11:09watch out no that will you know as a kid when things like that happen to you as a kid
11:14it does
11:14stick with you in life it's just what's messed up to me is that we're just so willing to approach
11:21a couple of dominican men on a beach and say hey hey i trust you you know what i don't
11:30i haven't
11:31looked at your equipment but sign me up and hook me up we'd be like oh this is let's look
11:36up the
11:36reviews of this place how's the safety you're on vacation all that goes out the window it's a
11:42little hot most of the time it's a little hot i was gonna say dave was next in line after
11:46this
11:47guy oh you know how many times i've parasailed countless really it's done now but i yeah have you
11:51had to run like that i'm not doing anything where a guy goes strap this to your back and
11:56i've always done it from a boat right that's how i started yeah i've always done it from a
12:01boat yeah i'm not letting a dominican man mount me and then they go oh you know you know how
12:06we're
12:06gonna slow you down dump you in the water where all the sharks are and that's just for a second
12:10that's how they slow you down that's how they do it i've always like went off the back of a
12:15boat
12:15and then they bring you right back back into the boat no i'll never do it i got no point
12:21my kids both
12:21did it though i didn't realize you could be they could have slipped out well sure that would have
12:26sucked well i did it once i told you and i was holding the clips open without even where my
12:31hands
12:31were we're pushing in on the two clips that were holding mine would be that would be that's what i
12:36was holding i was like fuck yeah where did you do it at in other countries or here in the
12:42in the i've
12:42done it in a few countries but actually when i got into radio at the stupid station oh
12:47i don't know what they do made you do yeah they one of the thing every weekend we'd be out
12:51with
12:52the jet skis yeah the sea to wave control right yeah so there was two other guys there that were
12:56running a parasail business that we got to know really well and we'd always be their test run
13:00every weekend for every saturday sunday morning we'd be the first one so they go oh everyone would
13:04go look oh look they take one of us out to try and drum up business yeah yeah so i
13:10did it that
13:10summer probably dozens of times jesus yeah i did it here i have no
13:18want to be up there no it's kind of cool it's so silent it's more exciting it is it's peaceful
13:24yeah it's kind of boring yeah that's kind of how i thought it would be nice view nice view silent
13:30how long is this yeah probably too long yeah okay listen i know um people question whether you should
13:37go to turkey to get stuff done i will say i know two people in my family yeah that have
13:41gone for hair
13:42stuff very nice and it's turned out really well okay honestly i will say like great job okay you
13:48never know the teeth i'm not sure the dental stuff jeez maybe this is just a shady but this guy's
13:55turkey
13:55teeth are falling out i want i saw a lady with turkey teeth falling out it's not good guys you
14:01ready to
14:01see this guy there's his turkey teeth well they're fucked okay i mean i don't know what to tell you
14:08they're not good it looks like some sort of fish those are dick biting teeth
14:13that's right like he sharpened them to bite a dick off no honestly though but that's what they've done
14:18right they filed them down so they could add the turkey teeth over top of this that's a bad job
14:24and
14:24they all came out already a devastated british guy who flew to turkey for a smile makeover says his teeth
14:30are falling out and now he can't afford to get them fixed he was inspired to travel abroad for the
14:35dental work after he was impressed by a friend's new teeth that they got done in turkey the 47 year
14:41old says his own teeth were crooked brown and stained so he opted for a drastic change yeah and you're
14:47right chuck the procedure involves shaving down the teeth into small pointed pegs before filling them
14:53out into uniform pillars the cost would have been about five grand at home it was about
15:02four times that yeah jesus christ he was initially happy with the results
15:09but problems began to start as soon as he got home and now at home oh no he's facing a
15:1540 000
15:16bill to get everything fixed i mean it's terrible guys it looks like shit so they're like veneers right
15:25well i don't know what they've done they they're they didn't fix anything you're supposed to make
15:31things look straight they're not even lined up with his gums look like a cartoon donkey oh it's awful
15:38he said unfortunately i've got to take some of the blame i didn't do enough research i just booked it
15:43oh and i went on an impulse yes to shave his nose hairs too oh man oh yeah he's got
15:50like a tree up there
15:51i started with that but like why like straighten my teeth out like christ i don't understand and
15:59whatever's going on on the top there i say a photo dave if you guys want to see my shaved
16:05teeth what
16:08shave teeth yeah i did what is happening you shaved your teeth my whole my whole top are veneers stop
16:16and literally about two weeks before i came in to see you guys one of them fell off
16:21oh so that's what that's what they look like underneath wow you got them so you got them
16:28done yeah yeah i got the my top six are veneers what was going on with them i just didn't
16:34they i
16:34just had gaps in them i didn't like it when i came here i wanted to like look better when
16:38i started
16:39radio is very nice so i went and got veneers got fancy radio radio teeth yeah i remember they put
16:45that
16:46one guy up on all those billboards it scared me away from it all oh yeah yeah they put that
16:51radio
16:51guy who'd blind you right almost right to death yep from his blinding white to shave your teeth down
16:57so yeah they they shave them down to be able to fit everything over top but i've had one two
17:02three of
17:03them fall off now stop and i've had to go get stuff redone because they only last like 12 to
17:0815 years
17:09and i've had mine like 13 now oh holy shit get him a grill yeah yeah custom made the next
17:16one that
17:17falls off i'm thinking about getting a gold tooth oh that'd be cool yes i would with your mustache oh
17:23oh dude come on come on girls won't even be able to walk by i was gonna say
17:31panties on the ground they're soaked ladies are so mash up a person a gold tooth the mustache and the
17:37golf dad doesn't add up like a fucking lunatic he's like your typical midwestern dad and then
17:43you're like wait a minute he's got a mustache and a gold tooth who is this guy that's one
17:47fucking cool dude oh my god selling steamed hot dogs on the corner
17:52steamed hot dogs telling steamed hot dogs oh my goodness they see him rolling they
17:59hating here comes ryan yeah holy shit that's that's a look listen i don't know what ryan's
18:06gonna tell us next i really don't today just today just today we learned he has his own hot dog
18:14steamer he dated lenny kravitz's cousin yep and he's got fake teeth yeah
18:20what the fuck he almost died parasailing and he almost died parasailing i forgot that what the
18:27shit ah what the he's the midwest most crazy dude he's like the most interesting man in the
18:34middle we'll say the midwest i love that for like 10 years you guys just created a thought about
18:39me and it is not even close no we were like no you're just a normal guy you're still are
18:45super
18:45nice yeah but we didn't know your whole crazy background oh my god it's fucking sweet that's
18:52it well i'll be honest i just can't believe more of your fucking sweetness didn't come out
18:57over there is quite frank that's uh quite frankly
19:00oh me neither why that's a mystery that's all i'm saying like i'm shocked by it really it's
19:08almost like it wasn't allowed to oh oh shit talking everything holy oh no spilling the tea
19:16you never know what'll happen on uncut un-fucking-cut yes let's talk about
19:22shit okay all right let's talk about eating shit oh god because a sex worker whose clients eat her
19:30has revealed a horrifying impact of that what there she is there well an adult performer has revealed
19:40the violent physical reactions she says some clients experience during scat sessions as medical
19:47experts warn this fetish can carry serious health risks you need does a medical expert have to tell
19:52me that eating is bad for me yes no there's a whole parasite going around right now because of
19:59eating shit i'd be so fucking pissed off if i finally get my goth girlfriend and then she tells
20:05me she shits in guys mouths oh god damn it luck for sure you'd let it happen i would not
20:10let
20:10out not in your mouth oh but you'd let her do it i don't know i don't want her to
20:15do it though
20:16day she's not eating shit no but i don't even want her to shit in someone's mouth can you even
20:21imagine shitting in someone's mouth oh you got the goth part right uh her performer name is little
20:27goth bat oh yeah and she was discussing some of the extreme requests she receives from clients
20:33specifically a fetish involving scat play now if you don't know scat is where you poop on someone
20:40either on them or in their mouth or whatever preferred area they like but she was shocked at how
20:45many guys eat it chew it all up and swallow it holy fuck off honestly there's i do not understand
20:53a lot of fetishes but whatever yeah yeah shit thing that's the fucking shit thing i just don't
21:00can't get i can't wrap my head around it makes it makes me physically ill to think about it what
21:04i don't
21:05understand is and i've i've said it so many times it is dominant in all of those like oh look
21:13at the
21:14top 100 porn videos right now 60 of them are shit no fuck off i'm telling you dude so many
21:19people are
21:20watching shit um all right bring the asteroid then i guess yeah i was against it earlier bring it let
21:26it
21:26come so she was on this podcast and they the guys that were interviewing her said well it's got to
21:30be a
21:30a mental health issue and she said no she said i don't think it is you could say whatever you
21:35like
21:37but at least it's called bullshit yeah it's a mental health issue okay they're fine they're not harming
21:43anyone what's the big deal right but don't you think okay so i always when it comes to this
21:48fucked up porn shit i always think okay well where's the seed where how do you end up eating shit
21:54and it has to be that you wanted to be humiliated first right it's the ultimate in humiliation
22:02i think someone is forcing you a goth mommy is forcing you to eat her shit what if you just
22:09got a
22:09hankering for it when you were a kid oh man like you had a piece of shit when you i
22:13mean i i tried
22:14different tree barks when i was growing up and i didn't thankfully i didn't like eating trees growing
22:19up right but you didn't know she gave it a try yeah that's true i want to explain your teeth
22:26he did
22:26he ate a lot of trees i was curious if trees tasted differently oh well they do they do but
22:34imagine if
22:35i grew up still eating trees i was in here you know with a handful of bark every morning holy
22:39shit
22:39luckily i wasn't spoiler alert you wouldn't be in here all right you never know never say eaters
22:46allowed well we didn't ask him in the interview if he ate trees right we did a very intense
22:51interview process we barely it was incredibly can you start a week from monday yeah that's
22:56i left and went these assholes made me drive in yeah sorry about that and to make sure you were
23:02totally crazy yeah
23:06yep but of course a lot of things can be in poop that can cause illness a lot of bacterias
23:13so they of course are urging you not to eat shit don't eat shit breaking news don't eat shit
23:19it's just so wild to me because you know she's got to eat like a bunch of food
23:24you know she's like we're going out to eat and i'm like what are you what are you getting she's
23:29getting the steak and all the potatoes and then another life with her already thing and yeah a little
23:34bit and i'm like are you eating for those assholes again she's eating for her ass no that yeah so
23:41other guys can eat it damn it speaking of assholes would you like to see one yes jason
23:52this lady i was trying to find her scat stuff oh but you just seen her asshole instead okay well
23:58there's another lady we haven't really talked too much about uh only fan success stories i think a lot
24:03of them have kind of faded out but this lady says she gave up her psychology and neuroscience
24:11career yeah and in just two days made her annual salary by going on to only fans oh shit her
24:22annual
24:22research salary she made in 48 hours what does she look like you wouldn't give her a dollar
24:32yeah you won't
24:33what the fuck no i mean and that's a good picture get the fuck out of here fuck off what's
24:39wrong
24:39with you she's not that bad out of here you know it's not for me i'll just say your asshole
24:45yeah she's standing she's standing in front of you naked you're doing stuff i'm not stay tuned for her
24:52asshole i i don't need to do it honestly i don't she revealed how she turned down a phd offer
24:58and walked
24:59away from a job and made her annual salary in just two days on an adult content platform all right
25:06show me that hole
25:09and show them the hole yeah she said i read this article with bella thorne and that's when i found
25:15out about only fans and i was like damn maybe i could do that too she said i had no
25:20followers
25:21my personal instagram had like 18 followers i think i was in a bed bug infested apartment and
25:28was like that's it enough i need to make more money and that's when she went that route she did
25:34speak to
25:35her mom first yeah not dad though huh dad's not around no dad's not around i'll tell you that right
25:42now dad's not around um she instantly watched her figures climb to six figures first month she made
25:5030 grand next month 50 grand after that a hundred thousand dollars just kept going up and she stayed in
25:57the top 0.1 yeah they all are no shit jesus christ uh here's her oh there's her taking a
26:07shower and
26:08teasing in the hot tub for you there chuck there you go oh oh if she farts i will not
26:16be shocked she's not
26:24that that that bathing suit bottom was so far up her snatch the one i'll yank it out sure here
26:32comes
26:32the top she's got big jugs nothing nothing great big old jugs oh my god i don't know i need
26:45a lot
26:45more than just this too by the way she comes out of the water gracious god yeah coal alert coming
26:52up for
26:52you ryan i believe unless i i just skimmed through this quickly no so go go to the go out
26:58of this
26:58oh yeah it's not this one well there's all her other videos are on the right yeah but it's not
27:04going to show this one i filmed like eight videos of this before in high school there's no way i
27:10didn't
27:11get any money what the like it was you in a hot tub yes oh goodness i don't know i
27:20mean i get it
27:20that some people like see those on the right oh doggie she's got more stuff oh teases her juicy
27:28booty there you go ready for this chuck y'all ready for this he wanted to see he's not ready
27:34at all
27:34jesus something's taking over my computer how do i get hold on control chuck's in control
27:40tell me tell me tell me he's changing it to something else that's what that is there you go
27:45there's the whole rhyme all right i'm good i'm out on her now
27:54i'm all in you're all in you like that he'll do anything i don't give a fuck
28:02those cheeks would swallow your little shofar so fast
28:06oh my god someone's gotta put it in
28:10no man um sorry at least no i'm yeah i'm good speaking of gigantic asses okay i'm gonna say
28:19something right now on the record what you know uh a few of us on the show have had weight
28:23fluctuate
28:23through the years yeah if i'm ever so big that i have to lay down to wipe my ass
28:31you can put a bullet well don't you'd never tell us you'd never come to me one day and be
28:36like
28:37chuck i was almost there i have to lay down to wipe my own anus hold on here let me
28:44show you
28:44you thought standing was bad shit no this guy has to lay down on the floor to wipe his ass
28:50he made a video about it because he's too big we're about to watch a fat man
29:03oh dude what the fuck he needs a bedray he's on the shower floor too
29:09well the bathroom floor right that's a bathroom
29:12i ain't here oh no i just learned how to hide
29:17i don't know i don't want to follow this tech talk
29:20i'm gonna throw up he has to lay on the floor to wipe because he's too big
29:25but like he still has shorts oh
29:29he's not enough he's just full of shit all over his butt still he's full of shit he's laying in
29:36front of the toilet i assume right because he's pulling toilet paper and then he's throwing the
29:39that's not enough he stinks oh yeah of course this is a choice i was not he's not that much
29:47bigger
29:47than i was at my fattest and i never had to do anything like this you didn't have double d's
29:53no the i'm this is a choice is hilarious
29:57i got you on my fingers
30:04fuck look at his face
30:07well my face looks exactly the same i mean i do look like this
30:14it's a struggle but i'm not laying down i'm just saying put me down but in public too
30:19no it's not i can't even fucking imagine a handicap stall or something you can't i can't see a man
30:27laying down in there wiping on the ground in the public well did you imagine lease if i walked in
30:36and there was a man with his pants off laying down in the handicap stall i'd be like oh god
30:44someone is saying needs desperate help yes yes do i kick the door in would you help him out
30:49i don't know not wiping remember that one story with the hook hand guys they had to zip up his
30:54pants
30:54yeah and that's different than wiping a giant man's asshole and then you just hear i got doo-doo on
30:59my
30:59fingers oh yeah he's like oh shit i just doo-dooed on my fingers again i got shit all over
31:07my
31:07face oh stop you're on your own i don't give a fuck oh god you just gotta walk out i'm
31:13not
31:13helping a man wipe his ass oh didn't say that's a choice i'll spits on him and kicks him
31:24boom you have to do this and you can get up somehow get up off the floor afterwards
31:28exactly i don't think so well he can't spread his cheeks right when he's i don't know i mean
31:33i don't even understand i don't how does the shit get out it makes its way it doesn't all i
31:39bet
31:40it all i bet it's it no my guess is it's in there still yeah it it has to be
31:47yeah he's trying
31:48yeah his tunnel of love he's basically just smearing shit all over his love all over his
31:53tunnel of love come on man it's just a warning any of us ever get that big night night too
32:01bad
32:01he can't find someone who'll just eat the shit off of them and we'll end with an email an uncut
32:06email remember if you have something that's even too extreme for us to talk on the air you can
32:10always send us an email for uncut email at daveandchuckthefreak.com the title of this one
32:16i knew this was coming unexpected cum guzzling cuck
32:22unexpected i saw that in the email i was like uncut here we come
32:28unintended you know what's coming how's she going eh first time long time wanted to share an
32:33experience i had over the weekend no little background i'm 27 fit really active eight and a
32:38half inches in length thank you i've been a bull for multiple couples all over the state of michigan
32:45uh-huh but i did run into a strange situation tonight met a couple off reddit wife a solid nine
32:53yep seemed like a stereotypical cuck scenario guy wanted me to plow his old lady and degrade him
32:59in the process which i did with a smile on my face however when i was close to finishing he
33:05piped up
33:05from the cuck chair and said hey save that come for me
33:14clip don't no you're not allowed it's someone else's words if it's someone else's words
33:20it's someone else's words you didn't say quote first
33:26say that come for me oh man episode title
33:33come for me man sounds good damn it took me back a bit given how i thought this was a
33:39normal cuck
33:39situation all the while his lady was insisting that i come inside of her so i did not two seconds
33:46after i pull out of her you know jumps on the bed next to her with a straw she sits
33:51on his face
33:52and it sounded like someone going to town on a 7-eleven slurpee
33:58that's so graphic that's why it's uncut i will i won't make the noises thank you this man
34:04ate my seed out of his lady's coos oh yeah you know it you know it son of a i
34:11stepped into the
34:12bathroom and when i felt enough time had passed i walked out to get dressed he looks at me and
34:17says
34:18you're delicious and i quote you taste incredible bro i knew it bro
34:25you gotta throw the bro in there you do you do ah son of a bitch and high-fived me
34:31high-five that makes it not gay
34:34the high-five is what saved it oh thank god
34:37the bro and a high-five
34:39we were almost gay there honestly threw me completely off i'm now reconsidering the whole
34:45bowl cuck scene yeah you're gonna run into that you're gonna run out of freaks i just always
34:50thought that it was the guy cleaned it up at the end that's the classic cuckold that we always
34:56talked about was that the man i don't know you added that in i think the classic cuckold is just
35:01a guy
35:02watching his lady get railed i think the cum guzzling is an extreme version no the classic is a
35:08is usually a black dude yeah and the guy is yeah tasty cleans it up that's classic that's the classic
35:18there is some what i would say is cuckold light which is where they don't do that kind of stuff
35:25they just want to watch their woman definition is because of it well it's not gonna say it's not
35:30gonna if you looked up like cuck videos yeah from the dawn of time like the very first ones
35:40yeah that's just being unfaithful there's no talking i know because they don't they don't
35:44really know ai doesn't really know yet anyways he said love the show you've all made how she go in
35:52a
35:52a staple in any conversation my friends and i have now well how's she going a what a crazy night
35:58yeah man tasted your comb out of your waist
36:04a wild weekend i know what'd you get up to this weekend i mean it's a nice compliment i can't
36:09remember
36:10not that i wasn't coming anywhere
36:16not my cum is coming you're coming nobody's cum was no one's coming with me oh damn that's sad it
36:24is
36:24how was your weekend no cum wasn't oh shit yep almost oh god this had this had too much coming
36:32a lot of eating today a lot of eating stuff it was definitely uncut yeah it was well that'll do
36:40it
36:40thank god for this edition of dave and chuck the freak uncut remember if you ever want to email us
36:44for uncut or not email at daveandchuckthefreak.com we'll talk to you next time i think everyone
36:50should say penis so we can take away the negative power of the word yeah so everybody
37:06thank you for listening to dave and chuck the freak
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