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00:07Okay, this guy, I mean, will play pervert or not pervert.
00:12Playing another game here.
00:14Pervert or not pervert.
00:16You don't have to keep notes.
00:18I don't care.
00:18Just leave.
00:19Go.
00:19I love games.
00:20I love games.
00:21Go.
00:21I love the games.
00:22Get the hell out of here.
00:23I don't know how I feel about games.
00:25I was ready to go.
00:26All right.
00:26Here we go.
00:27A long time ago.
00:28I like them.
00:29Pervert or not pervert.
00:30Firefighters in Kansas City found themselves in a mess this week after responding to a
00:34distress call from a man who had become trapped inside a portable toilet.
00:40Uh, yeah.
00:44Multiple firefighting units and an ambulance called to the scene.
00:48Get out of there.
00:49Here you go.
00:50Give your bitch a notice.
00:51Bro, come out.
00:52Get the f*** out of there.
00:54Oh, that is a...
00:56All right, let's start.
00:57Come on, get out of there.
00:59Yeah.
01:00There's the hand.
01:02Multiple firefighting units and an ambulance called to the scene to handle this, as they
01:05call an emergency evacuation.
01:09The guy who wasn't identified is seen clamoring from help from the porta potties basin.
01:15So he is under the toilet seat.
01:20The thing is, though, like, this isn't like a toilet that he fell in that's like a 10-foot
01:24hole.
01:25This is like one of the porta potties you rent.
01:28Yep.
01:28On the job site.
01:30He's just in the tank.
01:33He's just...
01:33But how did...
01:34He would have had to go in through the toilet.
01:36Yes.
01:36Like through the seat.
01:37He climbed in through the toilet.
01:38Yep.
01:39But you know he did.
01:40And he loves it in there.
01:43Rescuers were forced to take drastic action using specialized equipment to cut apart the
01:49structure and extract the man who had become wedged beneath the seat.
01:57He's covered in poo.
01:58This is like a...
01:59That's disgusting.
01:59A porta potty berth.
02:01Ugh.
02:02Look at his arm when it comes out.
02:03It's got a big turd on it.
02:05Oh, Chuck!
02:06Come on, man.
02:07It does.
02:08They don't even want to mess with him at all.
02:10No, they don't.
02:11No, they're standing so far away from him.
02:13No, I would be like...
02:16Firefighters, the second this guy gets out, we're hosing him down.
02:18That's exactly what they do.
02:20I have footage of that.
02:22That's...
02:22You have to.
02:23There's no way I'm putting him in cuffs.
02:27If he ran, I'd let him go.
02:31Just go.
02:31What?
02:31You're not going to try and capture him?
02:33No.
02:34He's a porta potty pervert.
02:35He was watching people poop and pee on him.
02:37Maybe I tase him, but I'm not tackling him.
02:41You go into one of these things, and you whip it out to pee, and you see a face.
02:48What do you do?
02:50Open up.
02:52Yeah.
02:54Oh, I could make...
02:55I could ruin your day.
02:56I mean, you could get a lot more.
02:58Oh, I have a bad case of diarrhea.
02:59You could get a lot more than you bargained for.
03:01No, or that's exactly what he...
03:03Or that's what he wants.
03:03And listen, if you're in that, if you're in that, you want it.
03:07You want it in your mouth.
03:08You want it on you.
03:10It's crazy.
03:11I mean, it is not a big space.
03:14No, it's not a big space at all.
03:15It is direct contact that he's getting.
03:17Yeah.
03:18Which is what he's wanting.
03:19Yeah.
03:19And he's...
03:20How do you even get in?
03:21Head first?
03:22I think he'd go legs, legs first, and then slide down in.
03:26You'd have to be tight.
03:26I feel like he's a little guy.
03:28Well, we'll see him being rinsed off here.
03:30How blue is he?
03:32That's him.
03:35They are hosing him down.
03:39Is he...
03:40No, does he...
03:41He has clothes on.
03:42Okay.
03:45This cameraman sucks.
03:46Yeah.
03:47They must have noticed him right away, whoever went in there.
03:49Like, the first person that sees him.
03:51You look in there.
03:53It'd be hard.
03:54Yeah, like, you definitely look down.
03:56Can I say, I don't look in there.
03:57I try not to.
03:58I look in.
03:59I don't have to.
04:00I need to know what I'm dealing with.
04:02You can take a peek.
04:02Yeah.
04:04Because, to me, sometimes you look down, and it's just a pure blue.
04:08And then you're like, okay, well, I feel like I can do whatever I need to do here.
04:12To me, if it's a mound of stuff, then I'm like, oh, no.
04:16Maybe I just pee standing up here.
04:21The best one of these, as a guy, because I just had to use one, is they have a side
04:26urinal.
04:26You don't even have to go anywhere near that one.
04:27That's what I'm saying.
04:27They love the side urinal.
04:29Oh, the side urinal's amazing.
04:30I never sit on those things.
04:32No.
04:32I never sit on that.
04:33Oh, I know.
04:33You just, you do the hover.
04:36Yeah.
04:36Yeah, but you don't even have to go near it.
04:38Oh, yeah.
04:39That sucks.
04:39No, I know what you're saying, but I figure you'd notice this guy, though.
04:43I'd hope you'd notice.
04:44Take a peek at your, when you're going in there, okay?
04:47No, no, you're going to see.
04:47You have to.
04:48You're going to see a little peek.
04:49Hopefully, you're not going to see eyeballs.
04:51Oh, there's so much crap on his arm.
04:53See the turd?
04:54Ah!
04:54I was not kidding.
04:56I think that's a pond, too.
04:57I was not kidding.
04:58I think it's a used pond that's dangling off of him.
05:01Oh, no.
05:02Have they identified this person?
05:04No, not yet.
05:05This is literally just, just found the videos this morning.
05:09It's just kind of developing.
05:10I can't wait to see a mugshot.
05:11It's so bad, you know?
05:13Pervert.
05:14It's pervert, though.
05:15It's 100%.
05:15There's no other reason.
05:17There's no other explanation.
05:18No.
05:18He's not a homeless guy looking for a warm place.
05:20No.
05:20He's not as hot as Hades most places.
05:22No.
05:23Oh, my goodness gracious.
05:24Can you imagine the heat in there?
05:26This was Kansas City.
05:27Imagine.
05:27Oof.
05:28Let's see what the temperature was yesterday.
05:30Mm-hmm.
05:32He just loves it.
05:33He loves being covered in it.
05:37It was 91.
05:40Yeah.
05:41Felt closer to, like, the mid-90s.
05:44Right.
05:44So how did it feel in there?
05:45How did it feel in there?
05:47Hundreds?
05:48I told you, and I've told you before, the worst day of my life, it was like this temperature,
05:52and I had to throw up in a port-a-potty.
05:55Yep.
05:56Goes down as the worst day of my life.
05:58Imagine you had to throw up, but then also you're looking right into the eyes of that man.
06:03That would have sucked.
06:05Someone said one report said he was locked in from the night before he was trying to fish
06:10a Mountain Dew bottle out.
06:12No.
06:12No, he was not.
06:13Like, to return it for the money?
06:16Mm-hmm.
06:16That's what they're saying.
06:17If you drop your Mountain Dew in there, your Mountain Dew, you don't do the Dew.
06:21No, but I mean, you know, like, we've all seen the guys going through the trash.
06:27So he opened it up.
06:28He saw something in there.
06:30There's no way, though.
06:31You don't slip into that toilet all the way down.
06:35So, Chuck, you sit down in one of these things, and you feel a little tickle.
06:40What do you do?
06:41Tickle in his balls?
06:43Guess so.
06:44Guys, that's what he's doing in there?
06:47You'd hate to feel it.
06:50I'd hate to feel it.
06:51I think it was a spider at first.
06:53Oh, I think it was a spider.
06:54You see that scream, that weatherman scream.
07:02I sit back down.
07:04I sit back down.
07:05Chuck, is everything okay in there?
07:07Yeah, give me a minute.
07:08It's going to be a minute.
07:09You thought, did you see a bug or something?
07:11Yeah, there's a spider in here or something.
07:15Just hold on.
07:17Almost done.
07:18Where'd he go?
07:21Oh, no.
07:22Oh, no.
07:23A little tickling a smooch.
07:25Yeah.
07:26Oh, my God.
07:27I can't even imagine someone gave you a kiss on him.
07:30Somebody just kissed my butthole.
07:33Daytona Beach.
07:35Chuck?
07:36Yeah.
07:38Chuck?
07:38I am so sorry, Bill.
07:40I'm sorry, Dave.
07:41Are you okay?
07:41Oh, my God.
07:42Chuck?
07:45You okay?
07:46What the hell just happened?
07:47Someone kissed my nose.
07:49Oh, yeah.
07:50This is what just happened.
07:52That thing was crawling on my leg.
07:59Oh, God.
08:00If that...
08:00Oh, my God.
08:01Chuck?
08:02You shot that right now.
08:04Oh, no.
08:09Just a couple more minutes.
08:12Get out, man.
08:13Get out.
08:14No, no, no, no.
08:15Get out.
08:16Chuck, just open the door.
08:17That's the most action I've gotten in a long time.
08:20I'm going to let this fellow finish me off, I think.
08:28Oh, God.
08:29The worst day of your life.
08:30That's another one.
08:31If there's a face, a tickle you feel from a port-a-john.
08:37It's crazy.
08:38The guy is in there.
08:40To me, if I was in charge of torture,
08:44that would be like a torture to me.
08:48I'm like, go ahead.
08:49Get in the blue.
08:51Climb in.
08:52Right.
08:53That's like Saw 12.
08:54I know.
08:55It's so bad.
08:56Trapped in a hot port-a-john.
08:59It's so bad.
09:01That's so bad.
09:03Don't sit down.
09:05No.
09:06Oh, my God.
09:08The man in blue.
09:10We've put a key in your butthole.
09:15You have 12 minutes to get this key out of your butthole.
09:17Oh, my God.
09:18Well, hold on.
09:19Look out.
09:20It's out.
09:21Oh, man.
09:22It's just to have to hose him down.
09:27What a day on the job.
09:28He might be nude.
09:29He might be.
09:30I don't know.
09:30I thought I saw clothes, but I'm not.
09:33I mean, his skin.
09:34Is that butt crack?
09:36No, I don't know.
09:38It will be dyed.
09:39Like we've said, when people put their hands in,
09:42their arms are blue.
09:43You can't just soak in that stuff.
09:47No.
09:48How many times has he soaked in it, though?
09:51How do you not just throw up the whole time you're like,
09:54and you think he's touching himself in there?
09:57Oh, my God.
09:58Yes, I do.
09:58That's what you're, that's your lube?
10:01Well, no, he's just.
10:02It's sexual, right?
10:03He's just sexual.
10:03It's just he probably is.
10:06Oh, God.
10:08Why, Chuck?
10:10Why?
10:11It's every bodily fluid at once.
10:12You know, he's probably letting some of the blue in his mouth
10:15and then a little turd falls in.
10:19Gargling.
10:21Yeah.
10:23Mothwild.
10:28This was their company.
10:30The company that has these.
10:33Oh, my God.
10:34That's his head?
10:35Is that his head?
10:36Yep.
10:36No.
10:37Yep.
10:38What?
10:39It looked like it was covered in maggots.
10:42No, that's like toilet paper.
10:44That's just toilet paper.
10:46Oh, there he is.
10:47He's being birthed.
10:49My God.
10:51He better footage of him.
10:53Why didn't anybody?
10:53Everybody who filmed this is a complete moron.
10:58Well, dude, you don't know what's happening.
11:01I mean, just hold the camera still.
11:04Holy hell.
11:06That right there is nasty.
11:09Yeah, this is the company.
11:11That's their port-a-johns.
11:12Portable, Patriot Portable Restrooms.
11:16I mean, you've ruined the whole thing.
11:19You've got to throw that right into the garbage.
11:22Oh, I don't know.
11:23I don't know if we can.
11:24Wow.
11:24I'm sure he swears.
11:26You think?
11:26He looks like he swears every other word.
11:29Look at this.
11:29We're pouring outside of a Patriot Portable Restroom.
11:33I say we give it a whirl.
11:34I say we give it a whirl.
11:35You can try it.
11:36For what happened on July 14th, 2026, my name is Chip Counterman.
11:42I'm a partner with Patriot Portable Restrooms here in Kansas City.
11:46But one of our guys went to pick up an event from the World Cup and knocked on all the
11:51doors,
11:51made sure nobody was in the restrooms.
11:53He did find one of them locked, knocked on the door, and let the gentleman know he had
11:5910 minutes to get out.
12:00Picked up everything else, went back to that toilet, and knocked again.
12:04The man inside said he was not going to get out.
12:07Luckily, a police officer on a motorcycle went by.
12:11Our driver waved him down.
12:14Cop walked up to the door and asked the man to exit the toilet.
12:18The man replied that he could not reach the door and couldn't get out of the toilet.
12:24They looked inside and didn't see anybody.
12:27The lid was closed.
12:28No one was in the restroom.
12:29It kind of startled them.
12:31All of a sudden, a head popped out of the toilet, and he said, I'm in here.
12:35The fire department came after that and tried to instruct the man to exit the toilet,
12:41and the man would not do it.
12:44They asked him why he went in, and he told them he was retrieving a Mountain Dew bottle
12:50that he dropped in from the night before.
12:52So that put him inside of the tank for about eight hours.
12:56All of that was true.
12:58After it was cut open, the man was able to exit the toilet.
13:01The fire department did hook up water to their truck.
13:04What's wrong?
13:05This guy is like the Patriot portable restroom spokesperson.
13:10He is.
13:11And it's perfect.
13:11He just, that's the guy.
13:14It'd be like Ryan.
13:14It'd be like Ryan telling us the story of what happened there.
13:17It's kind of like that.
13:19Just matter of fact, here you go.
13:21Oh, that's so funny.
13:23Free shower.
13:24Long story short, horrible situation.
13:27Thank you to the Kansas City, Missouri Fire Department and Police Department for all the help.
13:32Oh, my God.
13:34Seeing his head crown through that toilet seat covered in bits of toilet paper and crap is insane.
13:43Okay, so, you know, we had said perv, right?
13:46And I know it's a perv, but I believe now it wasn't a perv that was trying to get someone
13:54to sit on it because he locked the door behind him.
13:59You don't think he was just cuckoo?
14:01Yeah, I think he was cuckoo.
14:02Yeah, I think cuckoo more than perv.
14:03I think so, too.
14:04Yeah, I think he was cuckoo.
14:05I do.
14:06I mean, now.
14:07You want, if you're in there in a toilet to see people, the door's open.
14:12Yeah.
14:12Right.
14:12Now, could it be that you just wanted to be covered in poop?
14:15Yes.
14:16Yeah, it could be that.
14:17So, that's still pervy.
14:18Well, it was a World Cup event.
14:20Maybe he wanted to go international.
14:21He's never had international poop before.
14:23Oh, wow.
14:24Yeah.
14:24You know what I'm saying?
14:25Yeah.
14:25Little Argentinian on you.
14:27Yeah.
14:28Oh, my goodness.
14:28Little England.
14:30Wow.
14:30Taste of the world.
14:31Yep.
14:31And a lot of it.
14:32Little France.
14:33Little Spain.
14:35World Cup port-a-potty.
14:36I can't believe it.
14:37Thousands.
14:38I can't believe it.
14:40And you know who likes to deuce?
14:42Soccer fans.
14:45Well, they've been partying all.
14:47Right.
14:47And drinking.
14:48All week.
14:48And eating the worst stuff.
14:50Oh, wow.
14:52No, that thing was full of diarrhea.
14:55So much diarrhea.
14:56So, that's your fetish.
14:58It's not.
14:59Maybe you're a pervert, but not in that way.
15:03Yeah, but I can see what Lisa's saying, that you might just be a complete lunatic.
15:09Like, it might have nothing to do with being perverted.
15:12You're just absolutely out of your mind.
15:15And, like, when you were down there, you found a bottle of Mountain Dew.
15:21Mountain Dew, and you just said, oh, this is why I'm here.
15:24You know?
15:25But you also might think that Mountain Dew bottle speaks.
15:28I don't know.
15:28Who knows?
15:29Who knows?
15:29Who knows?
15:30Who knows?
15:30Who knows?
15:32Who knows?
15:32Who knows?
15:33Who knows?