00:00I'm telling you, stop that, because you're going to get people in a tizzy.
00:04Don't do that.
00:05Touch the table on some football, please.
00:10All right.
00:12Sorry.
00:13We'll get to the Scoobles stuff.
00:14That's okay.
00:15Carry on.
00:15What do you want to know?
00:16That's okay, buddy.
00:17You know what?
00:18This is the season of list.
00:20So CBS Sports has come up with a list of the top.
00:25They rank all the triplets.
00:26Basically, the quarterback, the running back, and wide receiver or tight end from every NFL team.
00:33Not going to start off with 32, because Lord knows we don't need to talk about the Cleveland Browns.
00:38Is that the worst triplet?
00:39That is the worst triplet.
00:41Oh, jeez.
00:42Quinshawn Junkins on one leg.
00:44Deshawn Watson with one arm.
00:46It's Shadur Sanders.
00:49Quinshawn and Fannin Jr.
00:53Bowling Green's finest.
00:54Go ahead.
00:55So we're going to start with the top 13, and that is the Chicago Bears come in at 13.
01:07Michael?
01:07Burden, Loveland.
01:10Loveland, Swift, and Caleb Williams.
01:13Yeah.
01:13No, I mean, look.
01:15Loveland blossomed into a star.
01:17Burden's doing the same thing.
01:18I know.
01:19You're not allowed to say the Bears are doing a nice job, but they are.
01:21I'm very eager to see what year two of Ben Johnson looks like offensively.
01:25We know regression will happen on that turnover margin, but offensively, the Bears could be downright terrifying.
01:31They could.
01:32Yeah, that's why I think it makes sense to have them at 13 there, because they have room to move
01:38up.
01:38If they then falter this year, then you just back them out of that list.
01:43Keep further.
01:44At number 12, let's stay in the division.
01:48The Green Bay Packers.
01:50With Jordan Love, Josh Jacobs, and Christian Watson.
01:53It's overrated.
01:55I mean, Jacobs is fighting legal problems.
01:57Watson gets hurt every three games.
01:59Plus, his legs are two different lengths, or whatever it is.
02:01Go read the articles on that.
02:03Love's got a lot to prove.
02:05I would not have them in this range.
02:08Too high for them?
02:09It is.
02:09It's death by a thousand paper cuts with them.
02:12They always have four or five receivers, but I don't put Watson there, despite how they
02:16paid him, and Jacobs, to me, no.
02:19I would say too high.
02:21Well, Watson plays, what, half a year, so.
02:24Ops.
02:25Yeah, I wouldn't put him here.
02:27All right.
02:27At number 11, Michael, you're Super Bowl champions for this upcoming season.
02:33The Bolts.
02:35The Los Angeles Chargers.
02:38I love them.
02:38Herbert, Omarion Hampton, Ladd McConkie.
02:42Yeah, and I think Hampton will be the biggest bounce back, because he got hurt.
02:46The O-line crumbled.
02:47No Joe Ault.
02:48No Pipkins.
02:50No Rashawn Slater.
02:52Yeah, I'm expecting a huge year.
02:54I'm good with it.
02:55And I just think, without an offensive line, everything falls apart.
02:58So, yeah, I buy.
02:59Yeah, I have to wait and see on this one.
03:02I think it's too high currently.
03:03Okay, Jansen.
03:04Because I have to see what Omarion Hampton looks like.
03:08I believe this guy, he just did a let it play out during a blitz.
03:11You can't do that.
03:12I'd say it back him up is what I would do currently.
03:15He needs to see it, Mike.
03:16You got to prove it.
03:17Okay.
03:18At number 10, the Philadelphia Eagles.
03:22Jalen Hurts, Saquon, and Devonta Smith, they finished as high as seven, as low as 11.
03:29I'd lower it.
03:30I think Barkley's cooked.
03:32I think Hurts completely fell off a table.
03:35I'm fine with Devonta Smith, but I'm not nearly as optimistic about that trio.
03:40I like this trio, actually.
03:42And I think it's going to be even better without the distraction of A.J. Brown in that locker room.
03:47So, I like this placement.
03:49That right there is what I've always wondered.
03:51Did Jalen Hurts just get so fed up?
03:53He was like, I'm not even going to pay attention to this clown.
03:57Until he's gone, then I'll start playing like myself again.
04:02At number nine, New England Patriots, Drake May, Ramondre Stevenson, and A.J. Brown.
04:09They finished as high as seven, as low as 10.
04:12God, that feels overrated to me.
04:15Stevenson's fine enough, but I don't put him in the upper echelon of backs.
04:19I don't love A.J. Brown off what I watched.
04:21I absolutely love Drake May, but that feels almost solely dependent on Drake May right there.
04:26It is solely on Drake May, and I'm not completely sold on him.
04:31Had a very easy schedule last year, and so I want to see when tougher competition comes his way this
04:37year.
04:38But Ramondre Stevenson, no, they should be further back because of him alone.
04:42He's not good enough to put them at nine.
04:44So, out of the top 10?
04:46Oh, yeah.
04:46So, we move the Chargers into the top 10?
04:48I guess we have to.
04:50Or you can go Green Bay.
04:52All right, at eight, San Francisco, Purdy, CMC, and Mike Evans.
04:58They finished as high as five, as low as 12.
05:01A lot of variance there.
05:03You know, if Evans stays healthy, he becomes that 1A receiver they haven't had.
05:08You know, Kittle being hurt, what's the impact there?
05:11It's going to take away a lot in the running game, too.
05:13People don't respect Kittle the way they do.
05:15No, they don't.
05:15He's an elite blocker.
05:16But CMC, Purdy together, I like that more than the last couple you've offered.
05:21Okay.
05:22Yeah, Mike Evans is the weakest link of the triplets here.
05:26But, yeah, I like it.
05:28Eight, that's fine.
05:29Enough.
05:30At seven, Buffalo Bills, Josh Allen, James Cook, DJ Moore.
05:35High as three, low as nine.
05:38I don't love DJ Moore.
05:39Cook and Allen, it's lights out.
05:42I'm not in the DJ Moore business.
05:46He's not for me.
05:47So, I understand it.
05:48He's an acquired taste.
05:49But, see, I'll give you an example.
05:51Like, none of these triplets match up to, like, when I think triplets, I think the Lions.
05:56I've thought of the Bengals in the past.
05:58I think of the Rams.
05:59I think there are teams that it just makes a lot more sense to me.
06:03Some of these feel like, well, we like these two.
06:06Ah, throw the third guy in there.
06:08Right.
06:09Yeah, two are carrying the team and the third guy is just kind of there.
06:13Because you had to have three.
06:15Yeah, because of reputation with Evans, I would then flop and flip the Bills in the San Francisco 49ers.
06:21Because I don't, the reputation of DJ Moore is not a great one.
06:25So, you put, oh, the Niners at seven?
06:28I would flip that, yeah.
06:29Wow.
06:29Dave, you really are happy that Eisenman is gone.
06:33At number six, the Kansas City Chiefs.
06:36Patrick Mahomes, Kenneth Walker III, and Rashi Rice.
06:41They finished as high as two, as low as eight.
06:45I'm sorry.
06:46I know, I want to apologize to listeners if they feel like I'm being overly negative here.
06:51But, like, I hated K-9 going to Kansas City.
06:54I don't feel like it ever really works when backs leave in free agency.
06:57It's one of every 20.
06:59Rashi Rice is fine, but I don't consider him a top 10, top 12 receiver.
07:05I think this is one where the quarterback kind of carries everybody.
07:08And he's not as good as he used to be.
07:10Well, and you notice that Kelsey wasn't one of the three.
07:13That's true.
07:13I think it's laughable that they were as high as two from the voters.
07:18No way.
07:21At number five, the Dallas Cowboys.
07:25Dak Prescott, Devontae Williams, and CeeDee Lamb.
07:29They were as high as three, as low as eight.
07:32I'm good with it.
07:32At least all three players have the ability on any given week to be the best guy, you know, of
07:39the week.
07:40You know, like, Devontae Williams had a resurgence, and he was healthy.
07:43CeeDee's a top five receiver.
07:45And as much as I think Dak is overrated in the latest ESPN front office poll, I still think Dak
07:51is somewhere in that 8 to 12 range of a quarterback.
07:55Like, that trio makes sense to me.
07:57Yeah, they'll get their stats.
07:59They'll look really good.
08:01The question always with Dak is the big games, playoffs.
08:04But everything else, yeah, there's still a top trio.
08:08Yeah, playoffs especially.
08:10Yes.
08:10Dak does Dak things in the playoffs.
08:13At number four, the Baltimore Ravens, Lamar, Derrick Henry, Zay Flowers.
08:19They finished as high as two, as low as seven.
08:22As long as it's a regular season.
08:24No, I'm sorry.
08:25High as two, as low as 10.
08:26As long as it's a regular season.
08:28Sure.
08:29Now, Derrick Henry's got to figure out this fumble issue.
08:31Zay Flowers is a stud as long as Lamar can get him the ball.
08:34I'm okay with this.
08:35Like, that's a trio.
08:37It is.
08:38Regular season.
08:38All three pieces deserve to be there.
08:42When you put them together, they're a really good trio.
08:45Lamar Jackson, again, it's all about the playoffs.
08:47Regular season, he'll get his numbers.
08:50But I agree with my, it's Derrick Henry.
08:52Like, the Lions broke him.
08:55He's never recovered after that game on Monday night.
08:59Speaking of which, Detroit comes in at number three.
09:03Jared Goff, Jameer Gibbs, Amon Ra, St. Brown.
09:06I can make a case it's number one.
09:07As high as two, as low as seven.
09:10No, we talked about it yesterday.
09:11I mean, I don't want people getting upset, but Goff is better insulated than basically any other QB in football.
09:17I'd make a case the Lions have the number one trio.
09:20Gibbs could be the number one back in football, and you could make a case about Amon Ra.
09:24If he had a high target, you know, 150-plus target season, he'd be the number one receiver in football.
09:30They're studs, superstars.
09:32I have no problem with that.
09:33Yeah, based on the teams that I'm imagining are one and two, I would, yeah, say one,
09:38because there's injuries involved with the other two teams with their triplets.
09:45The Rams, I'm guessing, are out there.
09:47Yeah, the Rams are two.
09:48Matthew Stafford, Kyron Williams, Puka Nakua.
09:50They finished as high as one, as low as three.
09:54So Puka Nakua is dealing with the injuries a ton, so I would put the Lions over them because they
09:59don't deal with that.
10:00And remember, the Lions finished as low as seven, so I think that's what hurt them and put them at
10:05three
10:05because the other two teams at number one is, I mean, Kansas, Cincinnati Bengals, Burrow, Chase Brown, and Jamar Chase.
10:14They finished as high as one, as low as four.
10:16Yeah, it's hard to argue.
10:18And again, we're not factoring in the O-line or anything like that,
10:20but Chase Brown is a guy you and I loved at Illinois.
10:23Another guy, hard to tackle, versatile.
10:27He's a weapon in the passing game.
10:29Jamar Chase is just a one-of-one.
10:30He's built in a lab.
10:31Yeah, I have no problem with it.
10:33I couldn't, did you, by the way, did you hear Jansen yesterday?
10:36He took Goff over Burrow.
10:38I told you, we got to start having PP cups outside the studio.
10:41Wait, wait, wait.
10:42Wait, really?
10:43You know what?
10:44They're so drug-tested guys.
10:45No, but see, I think that's just because Goff is a Detroit Lion.
10:48Well, see, I wouldn't do it.
10:50In the triplets situation, I would definitely do the Lions over them because Goff is reliable.
10:57He's always there.
10:58Burrow gets hurt.
10:59So triplet-wise, I would take the Lions, but I wouldn't take Goff over Burrow if it's individual.
11:04Do you think that's why he took Goff over Burrow?
11:06Because Burrow was hurt and Goff isn't?
11:08Man, that ain't no reason to not heard from him.
11:11Goff hasn't missed a game in, like, forever.
11:13But that's not the point of the—
11:15No, no, it isn't a point of that list.
11:17You're exactly right.
11:18I'm just asking, like, because it doesn't make sense to me.
11:21I'm just trying to think like Jansen.
11:22I'm sorry.
11:24Don't.
11:25I set myself up.
11:26I'll say nothing.
11:26I set myself up for that, David.
11:28You know what?
11:29That one was on me.
11:31Go ahead, Mike.
11:32Nope.
11:32I put it up on a platter for you.
11:34I'm all set.
11:36That's your NFL triplets 97-1.
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