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00:30Good afternoon and welcome to Countdown.
00:32And thanks to everyone who's written to us or emailed us with questions or jokes, kind words, just some support.
00:39We do appreciate it. It's you who've kept this show going for 29 years.
00:43And I've got another one here, which is a very amusing little letter from Maurice Mackey in Smedic in the
00:50West Midlands.
00:51Rachel, I'm going to put a few of these to you because what Maurice has got is he sent us
00:55an amusing yet truthful list of the world's biggest lies.
00:58All right. So let me know if you've heard or even used any of these.
01:03OK, come on, tell me. I promise I won't get angry.
01:07Yeah, everyone's had that. We've all heard that, haven't we?
01:09It's a trick. We've had a lot of interest in this property.
01:15I've heard that plenty of times.
01:17Yeah, I'm old enough to have heard that one.
01:18Having a great time. Wish you were here.
01:21We've all said that, haven't we?
01:22Yeah, delighted you're not here.
01:24It's supposed to make that noise.
01:29That colour really suits you.
01:33She means nothing to me.
01:36Thankfully, I've not heard that one.
01:38Definitely not said that one.
01:40I've got a few others here, actually, as well.
01:42Checks in the Post.
01:43That's one of the most famous ones.
01:44Of course I love you.
01:47I've never done anything like this before.
01:51Of course it's not died.
01:55And we have proof of weapons of mass destruction.
02:00Actually, I think a couple of porkies I've said in this studio
02:03over the last few words, like,
02:04nice dress, Rachel.
02:08And fascinating origins of words, Susie.
02:12Aren't you lucky we're so honest
02:13and you've never heard nice joke, Jeff?
02:17Well, you've laughed today.
02:19Yeah.
02:19Oh, does laughing count as lying?
02:21Yeah, it's one of Morris' of course, not one of my own.
02:23Anyway, let's press on, shall we?
02:25Before they throw something up, mate,
02:26we'll meet our contestants.
02:27First of all, our returning champion is Phyllis Stiles.
02:29She's on a really impressive role at the moment.
02:31She's back to play her seventh game.
02:33Now, Phyllis is from Sevenoaks in Kent.
02:38And her countdown performance,
02:39well, she'll be pleased with them,
02:41and so too should the local Association for the Blind,
02:44shouldn't they, Phyllis?
02:45Why is that?
02:47Yes, I wanted to make sure they had a mention
02:49because I do so much work
02:51with some wonderful visually impaired people
02:53in the town where I live.
02:54And I've already had quite a lot of sponsorship
03:00in aid of my chosen charity,
03:03so it's going to be worthwhile.
03:05Wonderful.
03:06Seventh appearance, Phyllis, very best of luck to you.
03:08OK, new challenger today.
03:11His name is Jack Worsley.
03:13He comes from Blackpool.
03:14He's a gap year student.
03:15How are you filling in your gap year, Jack,
03:17apart from being here today, of course?
03:18I'm just looking for something to do.
03:20Hopefully an opportunity will come along soon
03:22and I'll be able to get a place for next year.
03:25OK, very good.
03:26Big football fan?
03:27Yes.
03:28OK, who do you support?
03:29Chelsea's my main team,
03:30although I do have a soft spot for local team Blackpool.
03:34Oh, right, OK.
03:35So what did you do last year
03:36when Blackpool were playing Chelsea?
03:38I was a Chelsea fan.
03:39Chelsea fans.
03:40OK.
03:41I think that's a very good decision indeed.
03:43OK, I hope you have a very good afternoon
03:45this afternoon then, Jack.
03:46Jack Worsley, our challenger,
03:47up against our champion, Phyllis Stiles.
03:54APPLAUSE
03:55We were talking about Little White Lies
03:57a moment or two ago,
03:58but it's no lie to say
04:00we have a fantastic team in Dictionary Corner.
04:02Susie Dent and the Lancashire and England
04:04cricketing legend, David Lloyd.
04:07APPLAUSE
04:13David, you ever told me Little White Lies?
04:15Yeah.
04:15Why don't you come round?
04:17LAUGHTER
04:23Susie, what about you?
04:24I'm a bit disappointed
04:25because I saw
04:26why don't you come round written on David's...
04:28LAUGHTER
04:31I'm not telling as to whether I told them you're not.
04:33Oh, right.
04:35Let's pass on, shall we?
04:36Phyllis is our champion, of course.
04:37She knows the game by now.
04:38Off you go, Phyllis.
04:39It's your first pick.
04:40Hello, Rachel.
04:41Hi, Phyllis.
04:42May we have a consonant, please?
04:43Start today with...
04:45K.
04:46And another?
04:47S.
04:49And a vowel.
04:51O.
04:52And another vowel.
04:54I.
04:56Consonant.
04:59D.
05:00Another?
05:02P.
05:04A vowel.
05:06A.
05:09A vowel.
05:11E.
05:13And a consonant.
05:14And lastly, F.
05:17And for the first time today, here's the countdown clock.
05:19A vowel.
05:33A vowel.
05:35A vowel.
05:36A vowel.
05:36A vowel.
05:36A vowel.
05:36A vowel.
05:36A vowel.
05:45A vowel.
05:48A vowel.
05:51Jack, how many?
05:52Seven.
05:53And Phyllis?
05:54Seven.
05:54OK, Phyllis, what's yours?
05:56Adipose.
05:57And yours, Jack?
05:58The same.
06:00Good.
06:01What a great start.
06:02I don't need to look it up, it's in the dictionary.
06:04It means tending towards fat, tissue, for example.
06:06Very, very well done.
06:07That's brilliant.
06:09Is it as good as it gets?
06:11Is there anything to match that?
06:12No, we were beaten, actually.
06:15Adipose, a brilliant start for both Phyllis.
06:17And for Jack, seven points apiece straight away.
06:20Jack, it's your pick.
06:21Hi, Rachel.
06:22Hi, Jack.
06:22Can I start with a consonant, please?
06:24Start with X.
06:26And another.
06:28Two.
06:29C.
06:30Another.
06:31N.
06:32And another.
06:35M.
06:36A vowel, please.
06:38I.
06:39And another.
06:40A.
06:41Another.
06:43U.
06:44And another.
06:47O.
06:50And a consonant, please.
06:52And to finish, R.
06:55And your 30 seconds starts now.
06:57Oh, man.
07:28Phyllis, what did you make of that?
07:30Just five.
07:31Jack?
07:32Five as well.
07:32What's yours, Jack?
07:33Miner.
07:34And yours, Phyllis?
07:35Acorn.
07:36Miner and acorn, yeah.
07:38Very nice.
07:39Yes, awkward little collection of letters so early in the programme.
07:42Plenty well.
07:43What have you got over there, David Susie?
07:45You've got to see.
07:46There's micron, which is a millionth of a metre,
07:49and there's also manioc, M-A-N-I-O-C, which is to do with cassava.
07:53It's the starchy tuberous root of a tropical tree.
07:56It's another word for that.
07:58Very good.
07:58A couple of sixes available then, both pretty tough ones.
08:01As it was, five a piece for Phyllis and Jack.
08:03Phyllis moves on to 12, and so does Jack.
08:06Phyllis, it's your selection.
08:08Consonant, please.
08:09Thank you, Phyllis.
08:10W.
08:11Another.
08:12Another.
08:14T.
08:15Vowel.
08:17I.
08:19Second one.
08:20A.
08:23Consonant.
08:25R.
08:27And another.
08:28Z.
08:30Vowel.
08:32E.
08:35Another.
08:37I.
08:38And a final consonant, please.
08:41And a final N.
08:43And your 30 seconds starts now.
08:44I.
08:45I.
09:12I.
09:14I.
09:16Jack?
09:16I'll try a seven.
09:17Try a seven, OK.
09:18Phyllis?
09:19Just a six.
09:20OK, Phyllis, what's the six?
09:21Waiter.
09:22And the seven, Jack?
09:23Tawnia.
09:24Oh, fantastic.
09:26I'm pretty sure that's going to be in.
09:29It just has to be specified, and it is.
09:32Yes, if an orange-brown or yellowish-brown colour is tawny,
09:35so that's brilliant.
09:36Well done.
09:40Excellent word, tawnia, for seven.
09:42Now, what about any alternatives to that?
09:44David, Susie?
09:45Six, Twiner.
09:46Twiner's in, yes.
09:47There is a seven there.
09:49Tinware as well.
09:51Tawnia's a bit nicer.
09:53Yes, a couple of sevens available there.
09:55Tinware was one, Tawnia was the other, which was spotted by Jack.
09:58It means that Phyllis is on 12, and Jack just with an early advantage.
10:02He's got 19.
10:04Jack, it's your choice.
10:05Constantly, please, Rachel.
10:06Thank you, Jack.
10:07V.
10:08Another one, please.
10:11P.
10:12And another.
10:13Another.
10:14S.
10:15And another.
10:17H.
10:18A vowel.
10:20U.
10:21Another vowel.
10:23A.
10:24And another.
10:26O.
10:28Another vowel, please.
10:30E.
10:31And a consonant.
10:32And the last one, R.
10:35Time starts now.
10:53A vowel.
10:54A vowel.
10:54A vowel.
10:54A vowel.
10:54A vowel.
11:05A vowel.
11:08phyllis how many this time six and jack i'll try seven okay phyllis what's the six shaper
11:14and the seven jack vapors that's brilliant excellent yes it's a very good seven indeed
11:20david susie lady's got an eight oh there isn't that their pushover
11:32time for the first numbers round of the contest phyllis it's you to select them
11:36well let's have two from the top mixing it up thank you phyllis two large and four small
11:42for the first numbers game today and this time the four small are three five seven and eight and the
11:50two large 25 and 75 and the target 230. at 30 seconds to reach 230.
12:00so
12:12so
12:28just looking for 230 then jack how close 250 and phyllis 230. okay jack let's hear your version
12:35please 75 times three 75 times three two two five five easy 231. nice and straightforward phyllis the
12:43same way same way yes yeah yeah well done both of you so phyllis moves on to 22 and jack
12:50has the
12:50advantage she's got 36 just a couple of minutes of respite for them because we're off to dictionary
12:55corner where our guest this week is the former cricketer and coach turned commentator author
13:00journalist columnist curry connoisseur it's david lloyd david what are you going to talk about today
13:05and train spotter train spotter yeah more nostalgia for me i just i'm saying train spotter because
13:12next month i've booked to to go on a steam train and have lunch i've always wanted to do it
13:18not far
13:18from here at burry it starts at burry we're very famous for black puddings and so on so we start
13:24there
13:24um anyway before i get to i digress before i get too old there's two or three things that i
13:32really
13:33want to do i want to drive a steam train i want to catch a salmon if i can i've
13:38been to salmon fishing
13:39that many times and i've never caught one i want to ride a horse i'm talking about ride a horse
13:45fast
13:47and i'm thinking i'm gonna have a tattoo
13:53but i've only got a little house and all them drums and bagpipes
14:00i couldn't fit it in
14:07i mentioned you're a curry connoisseur and there's a reason for that of course because during the course
14:11of the summer the newspaper you work for i think sent you on a tour of curry houses didn't they
14:16when
14:16england were playing india yeah that's my choice because um again the day job we've got a very
14:22demanding boss who is he's mr curry and he's the boss so whatever he says goes and it's curry every
14:30night we're not allowed to eat anything else we've got to go on mass and he eats the hottest curries
14:36you've
14:36ever seen and you know there's madras there's vindaloo and then there's tinderloo and zindaloo
14:43he wants the hottest thing and asks for the chef can you bring the chef out so we all have
14:48to have
14:48this and we have the grand slam of nan that means you have to get five nans down in the
14:53night i mean
14:54it's ridiculous really but quite enjoyable not great in the morning
15:01that commentary box must have been quite a place to be i'll tell you that
15:05thanks david phyllis has got 22 then jack's got 36 and i've got the first teaser of the day
15:11the words are sing item sing item and the clue rachel's not wrong it is in the dictionary
15:17rachel's not wrong it is in the dictionary
15:34rachel's not wrong it is in the dictionary timesing is the word we were looking for
15:39now then quite a contest going on here phyllis styles is our returning champion she's looking
15:43for a seventh win she's on 22 at the moment but our challenger jack worsley has the lead he's on
15:4836
15:50jackets your selection constant place thank you jack b and another t another c and another q
16:05and another e a consonants r and a vowel please and lastly o and here's the countdown clock
16:26so
16:36so
16:52Phyllis, what have you got?
16:54Six.
16:54And Jack?
16:55Seven.
16:56OK, Phyllis, what's your six?
16:58Borate.
16:59And your seven, please, Jack?
17:01Erotica.
17:02Erotica?
17:02Excellent.
17:03Yep, that's definitely there.
17:05How do you know that, Susie?
17:07Do you not want to check it's there?
17:08No, I don't want to check it there.
17:10It's fine.
17:11And borate is also fine.
17:12It's a chemical sort.
17:13Yes.
17:14Yes, erotica.
17:15Excellent for seven.
17:16Any alternatives?
17:18No, we've got two eroticas and an aerobic erotica.
17:24Yes, aerobic there as well.
17:26But erotica means that Jack moves a little further ahead.
17:29Phyllis on 22, Jack on 43.
17:32Phyllis, it's your choice.
17:34Consonant, please.
17:35Thank you, Phyllis.
17:36G and another.
17:39S and a vowel.
17:43E, another.
17:46U, consonant.
17:50D, another.
17:54R, a vowel.
17:58O, O, another vowel.
18:03E, and a final consonant.
18:06And a final V.
18:08And your 30 seconds starts now.
18:11O, o, O, O, O, met Jesse.
18:42Jack, how many
18:43seven? And Phyllis?
18:44Only six. Okay. Phyllis,
18:47what's your six? Served.
18:49And your seven, Jack? Groused.
18:51Grouse. Grouse about something
18:53or moan about something. Very good.
18:55Yes, it is indeed. Another good word.
18:56In a string of them from Jack at the moment.
19:00David, Susie, what have you
19:01got over there? Susie's got an eight.
19:02Yes, you can have overused.
19:05That's all that I've had.
19:06APPLAUSE
19:12So, Phyllis on 22,
19:14Jack on 50.
19:16Still time for Phyllis to get back in.
19:17We're barely halfway yet.
19:19Jack, it's your pick. Consonant, please.
19:21Thank you, Jack.
19:23S. And another.
19:26T.
19:27Another consonant, please.
19:30Y. And another.
19:33P. A vowel.
19:35A. And another.
19:38E. And another.
19:41E.
19:42Consonant.
19:44R.
19:46And a vowel, please.
19:47And to finish.
19:50I.
19:51Time starts now.
19:53R.
19:54So,
19:54You.
19:54I.
19:54I.
20:24Phyllis?
20:25Seven.
20:26And Jack?
20:27Seven not written down.
20:28OK, what's yours, Jack?
20:29Pastier.
20:30Pastier.
20:31Phyllis?
20:32Parties.
20:33Parties.
20:34Yes, very nice.
20:36A few sevens around, I would think.
20:39David, Susie?
20:41There is an eight there, asperity, which means harshness.
20:44So if you speak with asperity, you speak rather harshly about something.
20:48Thank you very much indeed.
20:49But seven apiece for Phyllis and Jack.
20:51Phyllis moves on to 29.
20:53Jack on to 57.
20:55Phyllis, your selection, please.
20:57Consonant, please.
20:59Thank you, Phyllis.
21:00D.
21:02And another.
21:04N.
21:06And a vowel.
21:08U.
21:10Another.
21:12O.
21:13Consonant.
21:15J.
21:18Consonant.
21:20N.
21:22Vowel.
21:24A.
21:26Vowel.
21:28E.
21:30And another vowel.
21:32And lastly, another O.
21:35And your 30 seconds starts now.
21:38C.
21:38C.
21:39C.
21:39C.
21:39C.
21:44C.
22:09Jack, what have you got?
22:10Well, I'll try six.
22:11And Phyllis?
22:12No, getting worse, four.
22:13Oh, what's the four, Phyllis?
22:16Noun.
22:17And the six, Jack?
22:19Undone.
22:20Undone.
22:21Absolutely fantastic.
22:21Yes, it's there.
22:23Excellent.
22:23Very good.
22:25Undone for six, then.
22:27Bit of shaking of the head going on over in Dictionary Corner.
22:30Yes.
22:30There is another six, Donjon, which is originally French, D-O-N-J-O-N,
22:35which was the great tower or innermost keep of a castle.
22:39OK.
22:39Yeah.
22:40Phyllis, 29, then Jack, has marched along to 63.
22:44Time for a little pause for them now, because we're off to Dictionary Corner once again.
22:47It's Origins of Words Time with Susie.
22:49Susie, will I continue to explore place names?
22:52Yes, so just a very brief selection, so apologies if I don't mention the town near you.
22:58The Orkneys were known to classical writers as the Orcades, and they may come from the Celtic name,
23:04the Celtic name, sorry, the people of the Boar, and thus a symbol of strength.
23:09Halifax has quite a nice story attached to it.
23:10It's probably apocryphal, but it's a nice one.
23:12It's said to come from Halifax, which in Anglo-Saxon meant holy hair, and its previous name was Horton.
23:19And the story goes that a certain clerk of Horton had been jilted and then murdered his sweetheart in anger
23:26by cutting off her head,
23:27which he then hung in a yew tree.
23:29The head was looked on with reverence, believe it or not, and came to be regarded as a holy relic.
23:34And in time, as it rotted away, it left little filaments or veins that spread out between the bark and
23:40the body of the tree,
23:41just like fine threads.
23:42And the idea is that these filaments were regarded as the hair of the murdered maiden, hence Halifax was holy
23:47hair.
23:48Very good.
23:55Thanks, Susie. Fascinating origins of words.
24:00Great line, great line.
24:04Phyllis has got 29, then. Jack has 63.
24:06Time for another numbers round now.
24:09And Jack, it's your selection, please.
24:11Four large, please, Rachel.
24:12Four large ones. Thank you, Jack.
24:14Bit of a challenge. Hopefully wake us all up.
24:15Four large and two small.
24:17And for this round, the two little ones are five and...
24:20Oh, five. Could be interesting.
24:22And the four large, as usual, 25, 100, 75 and 50.
24:27And let's hope the target ends in a five.
24:29Oh, 830. Not too bad.
24:31The rest of us are wide awake, Rachel.
24:34Your 30 seconds starts now.
24:35What the fuck up?
24:38Joe.
24:39What the fuck?
24:59Yeah, thank you.
25:00I'll be right back.
25:01Bye.
25:01Bye.
25:01Bye.
25:03Bye.
25:05Looking for 8.30, then. Big target.
25:07Now, Phyllis, how close?
25:088.25.
25:10And Jack?
25:118.30.
25:12OK, Jack, let's hear that 8.30, please.
25:14100 plus 75.
25:15100 plus 75, 175.
25:17Times 5 is 8.75.
25:19It is indeed.
25:22Minus 50.
25:23Minus 50, 8.25.
25:25And add the 5.
25:25And add the other 5. Well done, 8.30.
25:28APPLAUSE
25:34Very good indeed. Well done, Jack.
25:36Phyllis, 29, then. Jack has 73 at the moment.
25:40Here's another teaser for you.
25:41The words are need dual.
25:43Need dual.
25:44And the clue, I don't need a dual fuel car.
25:47This will do.
25:48I don't need a dual fuel car.
25:51This will do.
25:53MUSIC PLAYS
26:05I don't need a dual fuel car.
26:07This will do.
26:09Unlettered, the answer to our final teaser of the day.
26:12Now then, I think we've got a bit of an upset coming on here
26:14because Phyllis Starrs, our six-times winner, is on 29.
26:18Jack Worsley, our challenger, on 73.
26:21It needs a miraculous comeback, Phyllis,
26:24starting now with your selection.
26:26It needs a category of letter.
26:28He hasn't heard of.
26:30How about consonant, then?
26:32Thank you, Phyllis.
26:34M
26:35And another.
26:37L
26:38And a vowel.
26:41E
26:42And another.
26:44A
26:44And a consonant.
26:48N
26:49And another.
26:51R
26:52And a vowel.
26:55A
26:57And a consonant, please.
27:04And finally, F.
27:06And your 30 seconds starts now.
27:26And a vowel.
27:26And a vowel.
27:27And a vowel.
27:27And a vowel.
27:27And a vowel.
27:27And a vowel.
27:27And a vowel.
27:27And a vowel.
27:27And a vowel.
27:30And a vowel.
27:39Jack? Try a seven. And Phyllis? Six. Okay, Phyllis, what's the six? Enamel. And the seven, Jack? Freeman?
27:47Yes, Freeman is a person who's been given the freedom of a city or a borough. Very well done.
27:53Very good indeed, yes. Alternative sevens? No, seven, no Hardy, no Willis, just Freeman.
27:58LAUGHTER
28:02Phyllis, on 29, then Jack has raced along to 80. And Jack, it's your pick this time.
28:08And a consonant, please. Thank you, Jack.
28:10W. And another.
28:14S. Another.
28:17L. And another.
28:20H. A vowel.
28:23I. And another.
28:25E. Another.
28:28A.
28:30A consonant.
28:32G.
28:34And a vowel, please.
28:36And the last one.
28:37I.
28:38And here's the countdown clock.
28:40A vowel, please.
28:43A vowel, please.
28:44A vowel, please.
28:51A vowel, please.
28:55A vowel, please.
28:55A vowel, please.
28:57A vowel, please.
28:57A vowel, please.
28:57A vowel, please.
28:57A vowel, please.
28:58A vowel, please.
28:59A vowel, please.
28:59A vowel, please.
29:00A vowel, please.
29:01A vowel, please.
29:03A vowel, please.
29:05A vowel, please.
29:08A vowel, please.
29:11phyllis what have you got i've got a five and jack sex phyllis let's have that five shawl and the
29:19six jack whales yes whales the mammals very good for six anything better on offer no no better
29:28uh jack hasn't missed a thing so far he's moved on to 86 phyllis is on 29 and this is
29:34the final
29:35letters round of the contest and phyllis it's your selection please consonant please thank you phyllis
29:41n and another t and a vowel o and another u consonant r and another t a vowel
30:04i another a and a consonant please and the last one l and your 30 seconds starts now
30:20so
30:46jack what have you got seven and phyllis six oh phyllis what's the six
30:51rations and the seven jack rainouts rainouts excellent yes disgraceful term but it is there
30:59isn't it it is there yes something gets cancelled through rain okay any alternatives there was an
31:04eight there uh yes tutorial was lurking there for eight
31:13phyllis that's 29 jack has 93 on to our final numbers round there jack it's you to pick them
31:19please let's go for one largest time please just one large and five small thank you jack and the last
31:25numbers today are one two eight nine four and the large one fifty and the target two hundred and ninety
31:36thirty seconds to reach it
31:38thirty seconds to reach it
32:05thirty seconds to reach it
32:08just looking for 290 then phyllis 290 and jack 290 phyllis let's hear yours please
32:16nine minus four plus one nine minus four plus one is six times 50 times 50 300 subtract the eight
32:25and the two well done 290 jack's here method they're slightly different i did eight minus two is six
32:32eight minus two six times 50 times 50 and take away from nine and the one yeah and the nine
32:37and the one for ten great again same result
32:45yes well done both of you phyllis moved on to 39 and uh jack is uh laid a ton up
32:50kid he's on 103 very impressive
32:53uh just remains to me to ask you both put your fingers on your buzzers please as we reveal today's
32:58countdown conundrum
33:03so
33:15so
33:31okay
33:31okay
33:31uh tough conundrum must be a tough conundrum to beat these two that's for sure
33:35anybody in the audience got any ideas yes uh a few hands there's a gentleman in the second row
33:39detention detention let's take a look
33:51yes detention it was so we have a new champion jack has finished on 103 phyllis on 39
33:59jack many congratulations i think we're going to see quite a lot of you
34:02uh although we'll have to wait a little while because it's going to be in the new year with the
34:06new series
34:06um but we look forward to having you back then very well played a very impressive debut to say the
34:11least
34:12uh phyllis what can i say it has been a fantastic run thank you you have been an absolute joy
34:19to have with us in the studio smiling throughout brilliant performances
34:23and um you do so many good things in your life as well i think it's it's absolutely fantastic but
34:29it's
34:29been absolutely wonderful to meet you
34:39david back tomorrow
34:40yep absolutely yeah you're a football club owner now
34:43uh no
34:45minority shareholder in the local club accrington stanley yeah terrific
34:49but you have got shares in it now yeah
34:50um yes um yeah uh better judgment maybe but we're doing fine we're okay
34:55europe in about four years i think right yeah those are the words of shake lloyd to the latest
35:02money man in the game uh devon and susie we'll see you again tomorrow uh rachel just before we go
35:07i've
35:08got um one or two more little white lies i think one could be quite useful very shortly as well
35:13i love
35:14the pullover you brought me for christmas that's always a good one that smell nothing to do with me
35:21and it's not you it's me i must have heard that one before i've got one uh my round in
35:27the bar
35:27oh yeah definitely one isn't it uh by the way nice dress rachel uh see you tomorrow 10 past three
35:33bye
35:33bye
35:44can phil spencer help two homeless men get a roof over their heads by persuading the owner of an empty
35:49home to come on board
35:50that's tonight at nine before phil kirsty's in festive overdrive making garlands wreaths and snow globes
35:56and not missing embarrassing jumpers at eight next today it's deal or no deal
36:01you