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Imprisoned with the Pharaohs based to a story where kylie went back in time to egypt with some misterious ring and found the love of his life.
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00:01Kyle, this is just an empty tomb of Pharaoh Sethos from the Polymyic era.
00:05Let's not waste our time here, your Cambridge PhD thesis deadline is right around the corner.
00:09History says Sethos spent his later years trying to find the power to travel through time.
00:13I'm looking for the medium mentioned in the texts.
00:15Huh? That Lapia-Luberon ring that can warp time?
00:18But that's just a myth, man. History is often hidden inside myths.
00:21Help me pry this stone slab open, there's a hidden compartment underneath.
00:28Holy crap, there actually is a ring?
00:38Earthquake, move!
00:44Kyle!
00:55Where the hell am I?
00:59Who are you?
01:01Let go. Solid muscles.
01:04You've got training.
01:06You think dropping from a secret passage in the ceiling is enough to kill me?
01:10You're crazy! Get off me!
01:12Not a bad move, but you're too eager.
01:17Your fighting style is weird.
01:19Talk! Who sent you to kill me?
01:21I didn't come to kill you at all.
01:23I literally dropped from the sky.
01:25Foreigner.
01:26I don't care how you got in.
01:27You're dying here tonight.
01:29The intertwined totem of Horus and kingship.
01:31Your Sethos?
01:33The Tylemaic pharaoh?
01:35Insolence!
01:36Speaking the pharaoh's name directly?
01:38You're not walking out of this palace alive tonight.
01:41Your Highness!
01:42We sense the disturbance.
01:46Bring the chains.
01:49Ganging up on me?
01:51Pharaoh, I really look down on you right now.
01:53Shut your mouth, Herrick!
01:55Throw him in the underground dungeon.
01:57No food, no water.
01:59I'll see him at the execution block at sunrise.
02:02Let me go!
02:06Stay cool, Kyle.
02:07You just time-traveled to a savage era with no rule of law.
02:10To survive a tyrant, you gotta show him you're worth keeping alive.
02:15The pharaoh himself coming to guard me.
02:17I'm truly honored.
02:18I'm weighing your value.
02:19I checked your clothes and boots.
02:21The material is like nothing I've ever seen.
02:23Rome doesn't have this craftsmanship.
02:25And neither does the East.
02:26Because I don't belong to your erage.
02:28My name is Kyle Hassan, and I'm a historian.
02:31A scholar who knows how to fight?
02:34Modern society requires self-defense too.
02:37Especially when running into barbarians like you
02:39who point a blade at someone's neck without asking questions.
02:44Let go!
02:45Don't touch me!
02:46In this country, everyone trembles when they see me.
02:49Who gave you the nerve to look me straight in the eye?
02:52Like I said, I'm not from this era.
02:54So spit it out.
02:56You haven't killed me yet, what the hell do you want from me?
02:58You're smart.
02:59The Tulemaic dynasty is facing internal strife and foreign threats right now.
03:03If you're some new kind of spy sent by my enemies,
03:05I'll peel your skin off piece by piece until I find your secrets.
03:07Internal strife and foreign threats?
03:09You mean the swelling power of the priesthood and the rebellion down south?
03:14What do you know?
03:16I know a hell of a lot more than those stargazers in your court.
03:19But why would I spill anything to a guy who's executing me tomorrow?
03:22You think I wouldn't do it right now?
03:25Try me.
03:26You kill me, you stay a blind, deaf fool forever.
03:32At sunrise, if you can't give me an answer that satisfies me,
03:36the axe at the execution block will teach you how to respect the pharaoh.
03:40Hmm.
03:45Foreigner!
03:45You've offended the crown!
03:47You are a dead man today!
03:49Just wait till the executioner's battle axe lops your head off.
03:53Foreigner!
03:54On your knees!
03:56Bow to Pharaoh Cethos!
03:58I told you I ain't bowing.
04:03Foreigner!
04:04The sun is up.
04:06Tell me your origins and your purpose.
04:07This is your last chance to keep breathing.
04:10I already told you.
04:12I'm from 3,000 years in the future.
04:14My only purpose is to stay alive.
04:16Still talking tough at death's four.
04:18Do it!
04:19Cethos!
04:19If you kill me,
04:21you're flushing your own empire right down the drain.
04:25The cornerstone of Egypt will not shake over a foreigner's blood.
04:29Do it.
04:32High noon!
04:33In three days,
04:34the sun god Amun will blot out the entire sun.
04:38Day will turn to pitch black night.
04:41Stop!
04:44Dear gods, what did he just say?
04:47Blot out the sun?
04:49This is heresy!
04:51He's a monster!
04:52He will bring doom upon Egypt!
04:54Do you have any idea what you are saying?
04:57Disrespecting Amun is a death sentence.
04:59I'm already on the chopping block, man.
05:01You think I care about another death sentence?
05:03Besides, it's just a scientific fact.
05:05Science?
05:06That's right.
05:07It's a natural law.
05:09The total solar eclipse in three days will last for about two minutes.
05:13And if the sun rises as usual in three days?
05:15Then you can take that axe and chop my head off yourself.
05:18I won't put up a fight.
05:19You're making a bet with me.
05:22He's wavering.
05:23Here's my ticket out.
05:24I'm giving you a chance to verify the truth.
05:27If I win, you let me go.
05:29And you give me the treatment and respect a scholar deserves.
05:32Good.
05:33I accept your bet.
05:35But if you dare try to run,
05:37I'll break both your legs.
05:41Relax, I ain't going anywhere.
05:43Take him to my side quarters.
05:44No one is allowed to visit without my explicit order.
05:47Your majesty, this...
05:48What about the high priest?
05:50The high priest has questions.
05:51Tell him to come see me himself.
05:53Take him away.
05:54Pharaoh, get ready to embrace the dark.
05:57Kyle.
05:59I hope your life is tough enough to cash that check.
06:04Kyle.
06:05What are you doing?
06:06It's high noon on the third day.
06:08And the sun outside is still glaring.
06:11Ten more minutes.
06:12The moon's shadow is rolling in.
06:15The moon's shadow?
06:16What kind of crazy talk is that?
06:18The priests are demanding your blood to calm a moon's wrath.
06:22What do those phonies do besides scamming food off regular folks?
06:26They don't even know the most basic laws of celestial motion.
06:29These chicken scratches are what you call science?
06:32Trying to explain the will of the gods with a few squiggly lines is a complete joke.
06:37Sethis, there are no gods in this world.
06:39Your so-called divine punishment is nothing more than nature operating on physical laws.
06:43When the moon moves between the earth and the sun, boom, a solar eclipse happens.
06:47That's the cold hard truth.
06:49If your truth doesn't show up in ten minutes, the priest's dagger is going straight through your heart.
06:53It's definitely gonna show.
06:55The royal power you guys worship is just a speck of dust in the grand scheme of the universe.
07:01You dare compare the crown to a speck of dust?
07:07Just telling it like it is, man.
07:13Your majesty!
07:15Look outside the window!
07:20This is impossible.
07:22The sunlight is actually fading.
07:24Like I said, it's just the law of celestial motion.
07:33You can actually command the sky?
07:36Read my lips. I am not commanding the sky.
07:38I just calculated the timing in advance.
07:41This is the power of knowledge, not magic.
07:44Two minutes!
07:45You said the dark would only last for two minutes!
07:48Yep. In two minutes, the sun will show up again.
07:53The two minutes are up.
07:54You gonna let go now?
07:56You win.
07:57You don't need to go back to the death row dungeon.
08:00So the pharaoh is finally willing to pay up on the bet and admit my status as a scholar?
08:05No.
08:06You are far more useful than a scholar.
08:08Now go wash that dungeon stink off you.
08:10And put on the priest robes I gifted you.
08:12I'll be waiting for you at the training grounds.
08:16My lord, this is the priest robe specially gifted by his majesty.
08:21Please allow us to dress you.
08:23I'm gonna say this one more time.
08:25Get these trashy fishnets out of my face.
08:27My lord, his majesty ordered that you must wear the attire representing your status.
08:32You go tell your king.
08:33If he doesn't cough up some normal clothes, I'm staying shirtless all damn day.
08:38What's the matter?
08:39Too good for the holy robes?
08:45You call this an outfit?
08:47Are you messing with me right now?
08:49Man, even underwear models wear more than this.
08:53All right, all right.
08:54Here's the standard royal guard armor.
08:56Knock yourself out.
09:00That's more like it.
09:01Not bad, I can actually move in this leather.
09:11Let's roll.
09:12You're coming with me to the training yard.
09:14Show me what you're made of.
09:16If your fists can't back up that big mouth, you're still dead weight.
09:20Just promise me, you won't throw a hissy fit and take it out on your boys here when you lose.
09:24Bring it on!
09:26Let's see what makes you so cocky!
09:28Way too slow, man!
09:30Stop dodging and take it like a man!
09:37Nice punch!
09:38But you still hit like a wimp!
09:42Since you're such a know-it-all about war, you're sitting in on my war council tonight.
09:46You're done, Pharaoh.
09:46Let's see if you've got the brains to match that big mouth.
09:48Your whole fighting style is just bullying guys with your size and a weapon.
09:51Lose?
09:52Nobody in Egypt makes the Pharaoh tap out.
09:58In a real war, all that matters is stomping your enemy into the dirt.
10:04A little blood ain't nothing.
10:06What the hell kind of move is that?!
10:07You're totally cheating!
10:10Your Highness, the rebels have retreated into the canyon.
10:13Chariots are useless there.
10:15I say we send in the infantry in a tight formation and just bulldoze our way through.
10:21That's a no-go.
10:22A head-on clash is basically a suicide mission with a massive body count.
10:26But if we drag our feet, they'll cut off our water supply.
10:29What a moron.
10:31Who the hell do you think you are?
10:33Some outsider running his mouth in the war room?
10:36The canyon's a tight squeeze.
10:38A packed formation in there is just sitting dugs.
10:42The rebels just gotta park up top with some boulders and flaming arrows, and you're all dead meat.
10:48Our shield wall can block anything.
10:50Cluneless, a massive boulder dropping from 50 meters up will smash right through 10 of your fancy bronze shield.
10:56Your Highness, this guy is spouting garbage and messing with troop Morala.
11:00Let me chop his head off right now!
11:02Put the sword away.
11:06If you're calling the shots, what's your play?
11:09Ditch the big formation.
11:10Break the infantry into squads of a hundred, have them scale the steep cliffs at night, and grab the high
11:15ground.
11:16Are you nuts? How are guys in heavy armor supposed to climb a steep cliff?
11:20Then ditch the heavy armor.
11:22Just pack short swords and bows.
11:25Kyle?
11:26Strip off their armor?
11:28You gotta be kidding me!
11:31Enough! General, take a walk.
11:32Nobody moves a single troop without my say off.
11:35As you wish.
11:39A lightweight sneak attack that completely goes against centuries of Egyptian tradition.
11:44Traditions are meant to be broken, man.
11:46If you just stick to the old playbook, your empire's gonna crash and burn sooner or later.
11:53Where the hell did you pick all this up?
11:56Astronomy, fighting, battlefield tactics.
11:58You're sure as hell no ordinary bookworm.
12:00I already told you, dammit!
12:02I'm from the future.
12:04Where I come from, any kid who went to school knows this stuff.
12:07The future?
12:08You really think I'm gonna buy that load of crap?
12:11You bought the solar eclipse thing, why is this so hard to swallow?
12:14Or is the big bad pharaoh just scared?
12:19I'm not afraid of what I don't know.
12:22I'm just afraid I can't keep you on a tight leash.
12:25You're too damn valuable to my empire.
12:28You wanna milk me for all I'm worth?
12:30Let's see if you can actually stomach it.
12:32Oh, I'll swallow you up one bite at a time.
12:36Now, meeting adjourned.
12:38Come back to my chambers.
12:40Your gig as my personal bodyguard officially starts, right now.
12:46Watching you strip is what you call being a personal bodyguard?
12:52In my palace, you don't get a vote.
12:55Lay down and go to sleep.
12:57There's only one bed. How am I supposed to sleep?
12:59I'm crashing on the bench outside.
13:01Be my guest.
13:02But my boys are all over that door.
13:04And they ain't letting you out without my say-so.
13:09You win this round, tough guy. I'm taking this side.
13:13Works for me.
13:14But you better stash that dagger you just pulled from your boot.
13:17If it tears my sheets in the middle of the night, I'm taking it as a hit job.
13:23As long as the Pharaoh stays in his lane, my knife stays put.
13:28You can try your luck and see who's faster in the dark.
13:34No. The structure is caving in.
13:37Amir! Run! Grab my hand! Don't let go!
13:50Wake up! What the hell is wrong with you?
13:54What's your deal? What kind of nightmare makes you pull a knife?
13:59None of your damn business. Get your leg off me!
14:02No can do. Everything about you is mine.
14:05Your life, your knowledge, even your fears.
14:08From here on out, you don't have those dreams without my okay.
14:12No can do. Everything about you is mine.
14:16Your life, your knowledge.
14:19You're trying to boss around now? You're a freaking psycho.
14:23Your highness! Big win down south!
14:30Your highness! It's a miracle!
14:32The light infantry pulled off the midnight ambush!
14:35We bagged the rebel leader alive!
14:37We lost less than a hundred guys!
14:43You did good. Here's your reward.
14:45Whoever sees this golden dagger sees the Pharaoh himself.
14:49Handing me this much power?
14:51Ain't you scared I'll flip the army on you?
14:53If you got the chops for it, bring it on any time.
14:56Come on. Let's take a walk to the training yard.
14:58Show what Tagger can really do.
15:02The Pharaoh's golden blade is present.
15:05All soldiers and commoners, prostrate yourselves immediately.
15:09Forage to the ground.
15:10Anyone who resists will be executed.
15:13Have mercy, my lord.
15:15Shut up! Stop kneeling!
15:17Everyone, get up!
15:18Save your breath.
15:20In their eyes, that dagger at your waist is the reaper itself.
15:24Without my command, no one dares to stand.
15:27This is the royal power you're so proud of?
15:29Using whips and intimidation to turn human beings into cattle kneeling in the sand?
15:34In Egypt, without this blade you'd be one of them.
15:41I gave you the power to command my army.
15:43Now I want to see if you're actually fit for it.
15:46Draw your sword.
15:47What's the matter?
15:47The Pharaoh just gave me a dagger and now he wants to beat me down in front of the soldiers
15:51to reclaim his authority?
15:53Authority always belongs to the strongest.
15:56Prove your strength to me.
15:58Fine, if that's what you want.
16:00But let me remind you, an empire built on the blood and flesh of slaves is like a castle built
16:04on sand.
16:05One wave and it'll wash away.
16:10Loyalty comes from absolute awe.
16:12Can your hollow ideas of equality stop an enemy's war chariot?
16:16But no one is born wanting to be enslaved!
16:20Besides, last night's victory was thanks to my tactics, not your divine right.
16:25You can't even suppress me.
16:26How do you expect to suppress an entire empire?
16:29A man lying on the ground has no right to mock the man standing over him.
16:33I decide the tactics.
16:35And you? You are my spoil of war.
16:38Get off me, you're heavy.
16:39Kyle, seeing you like this makes me want to conquer you even more.
16:45I'll be conquered when the Nile starts flowing backward.
16:52Your Majesty, something has happened.
16:54A horrific disease has broken out in the infirmary.
16:57The sorcerers are saying it's a punishment sent by the god Amun.
17:01Lead the way.
17:04Divine punishment?
17:05I'll see for myself which god is behind this little charade.
17:13Stop it! Divine punishment, my ass!
17:16This is a bacterial infection.
17:17Dumping ashes on it is just gonna make it worse.
17:20Your Highness!
17:21This man disrespects the gods.
17:24He brought this plague upon us.
17:25We must sacrifice him right now!
17:27High Priest, how many guys has your holy ash actually saved?
17:31We've lost 30 elite men since last night.
17:33Is this the best you got?
17:36This... this is just the gods testing our soldiers.
17:39Don't listen to his bullshit!
17:41Sethos, get me some booze! The stronger the better!
17:43And garlic!
17:45Booze is for offerings!
17:46Garlic is peasant food!
17:48How dare you use that on the Royal Army!
17:53Just do what I said.
17:54Anyone dragging their feet is getting their head chopped off with this sword.
18:01I gotta cut off the dead flesh.
18:03Hold his arms and legs down tight.
18:06Soldier, bite down hard.
18:08For Egypt.
18:10Alcohol to Dinsfect.
18:11Alisek is a natural antibiotic.
18:14This is the only way to save lives right now.
18:17Is this how you play doctor in your time?
18:20You bet.
18:21Next guy.
18:22Pharaoh!
18:23You're playing nurse for me today.
18:25Fine.
18:26But this plague's got the troops totally spooked.
18:29Once we patch them up tonight,
18:31you're coming hunting in the desert with me.
18:32We need a fresh kill to steady their nerves.
18:34Stop nagging and help me save these guys.
18:37Monster.
18:38You're a dead man walking.
18:47Did you seriously have to pick a day where we can't even open our damn eyes to go hunting?
18:52A real hunter doesn't whine about the weather!
18:55I'm showing you the real, wild Egypt!
18:58I think you're out of your freaking mind!
19:00Your Highness!
19:01It's a pride of lions!
19:02They're charging right at us!
19:05What the hell?
19:06Why are there so many lions out here?
19:08They're coming straight for your main chariot!
19:10Hang on!
19:19On your feet!
19:21I'll take the 10 o'clock, you handle 2 o'clock!
19:23Don't look them in the eyes!
19:25Don't tell me how to fight!
19:27Bring it on you beasts!
19:34Watch your six!
19:36Duck!
19:41You owe me one, Pharaoh!
19:48Watching you hunt is a total turn-on.
19:51Zip it with the flirting.
19:52Someone herded these lions here on purpose.
19:55It's a hit on you, the priest-o-ship.
19:58We've got a victory banquet tonight anyway.
20:01Let's crash it covered in this blood and pay them a little visit.
20:05Celebrating Lord Amun for bringing his majesty back safe from the lion's claws.
20:10This cup of the finest vintage represents the deepest respect of the priesthood.
20:16Drink up, your highness.
20:24Don't drink that!
20:25Drop it!
20:28Damn outsider!
20:30How dare he ruin my plan!
20:32Insolence!
20:33The foreigner spilled the holy wine!
20:35This is blasphemy against Amun!
20:37Guards!
20:38Seize him!
20:39Holy wine?
20:40High priest!
20:41Why don't you lick a drop off the a-rug yourself and see if Amun calls you home right now?
20:47Kyle!
20:47Explain!
20:49The booze is spiked with a lethal toxin.
20:51When it hits wool fibers, it gives off a distinct bitter Amaman scent.
20:56There really is a stench.
20:58Lies!
20:58Total BS!
21:00He's slandering the priestship!
21:02Kill him!
21:07His life is mine!
21:08Anyone who draws a blade on him will have their entire clan wiped out!
21:13Throw the high priest in the dungeon.
21:15Ring that wine out of the rug and force feed it to his inner circle.
21:21Weren't you worried I might be wrong?
21:23What if it was actually a good vintage?
21:28You wouldn't play a prank that stupid on me.
21:35Show's over.
21:36Let's go.
21:37Back to the chambers to fix up that wound on your back.
21:39Ah!
21:41Can't you take it easy?
21:43You were way gentler with the wounded soldiers earlier today.
21:46Doesn't the pharaoh brag about being a god?
21:49Do gods get scared of a little sting?
21:51I'm a god.
21:52But this body right now is flesh and blood.
21:56Suck it up.
21:56Since the poison didn't get you, don't turn into a punch nail by dying in bed from an infected lion
22:01scratch.
22:04Turn around.
22:06I can do it myself.
22:09You got eyes in the back of your head?
22:12Don't make me say it twice.
22:16Are you applying medicine or getting payback?
22:18Who told you to ram into a lion like a maniac in the desert?
22:22You think you have nine lives?
22:25If I hadn't rammed it, your neck would have been snatched.
22:28I don't like owing people.
22:29Now we're even.
22:39Bastard.
22:44You really are part wolf.
22:48That's a lesson for you.
22:50Don't go testing my limits on purpose.
22:52Your limits?
22:54Seeing you blooded and defiant like this only makes me want to ravage you more.
23:01Save the hormones for later.
23:05I'm going to the study to write out tomorrow's herb list.
23:07Keep your distance.
23:15That weird sounding sentence you just scribbled down.
23:18What does it mean?
23:19It's English.
23:21It means stupid tyrant.
23:23You're in my study.
23:25Insulting me in a language from your era?
23:29If you're so eager to learn, I can teach you a few things.
23:32For example, fuck off.
23:34It translates roughly to, please get the hell away from me.
23:38Fuck off.
23:39Sounds aggressive.
23:41Perfect for spitting at an enemy on the battlefield.
23:44In the modern world, we mostly use it for clingy jerks like you,
23:46who won't go to sleep and come bugging me in the middle of the night.
23:52Since you taught me a future tongue,
23:54I'll return the favor with a phrase from the oldest Egyptian.
23:57Neketh and Mutek.
24:00Neketh is power, mutt,
24:03literally to control your life.
24:06In the oldest Nile slang, it means,
24:09I want to bury my septum deep inside your temple.
24:14You are an absolute degenerate.
24:16Is there anything in that head of yours besides conquering and mating?
24:22Kyle, the look on your face right now is hotter than ever.
24:29Don't get mad, my scholar.
24:31In Egypt, raw, unfiltered lust is the highest compliment you can give a partner.
24:37You arrogant bastard!
24:39I curse your septum to stay limp forever!
24:44What, you want a taste of my septal?
24:50It's late.
24:51Go wave your septum around in your dreams, Pharaoh.
24:58Great Pharaoh of Egypt,
24:59the king of Hatti wishes to be as a brother to you.
25:01If you agree to a marriage alliance, we shall share the northern territories.
25:04I've already conquered your northern lands, I don't need a marriage,
25:06and my harem certainly doesn't need handouts from a defeated nation.
25:09Word has reached us that the Pharaoh has recently acquired a foreign wise man.
25:16Has he bewitched you?
25:18A trashy little temptress.
25:21If the Pharaoh likes this kind of cheap goods,
25:24we Hittites can send you a hundred far prettier boy toys.
25:28Boy toy?
25:29If the envoy doesn't know how to use his eyes, I'd be happy to gouge them out for him.
25:34Insolence! A no-name peasant like you dare speak to me this way?
25:38I represent the great king of the Hittites!
25:41You represent pure stupidity.
25:44If you have a problem, draw your sword.
25:47Let's see who's faster, your Hittite blade or this peasant's knife.
25:52You're dead!
26:04Protect the envoy!
26:07Nobody touches him!
26:12Open your damn eyes and look closely.
26:14He wears my golden dagger.
26:16He is my man.
26:17And in my palace, he can smash whoever's head he wants.
26:20Even if the Hittite king was standing here, he'd smash him too.
26:24Pharaoh, you would rip up a peace treaty and start a war over a boy toy?
26:29Huh.
26:30You guys lost this war a long time ago.
26:33Go tell your king I'm not just taking your northern land, I'm taking your whole damn country.
26:37You hear that?
26:38That is the answer from Egypt's supreme commander.
26:42Crawl back to Hika, scrub your necks, and wait for the axe.
26:48Take them away!
26:49No!
26:50No!
26:52Nice smash.
26:54Get your hand off my waist.
26:56Just marking my territory.
26:59Nobody gets to mess with my guy but me.
27:01Come on, it's too loud in here.
27:03Let's go grab a drink on the Nile.
27:07This stuff is lethal.
27:08Kicks harder than the vodka back home.
27:10You Egyptians actually inked this fire swash for fun?
27:15Only before a march or after a kill.
27:18By the way, the way you blew up in the hall today?
27:21Beautiful.
27:24Don't use beautiful on me, man.
27:26I ain't one of your harem girls.
27:28But seriously, you torpedoed the Hit-Time peace treaty just for me?
27:33You sure that wasn't a huge mistake?
27:37I never gave a damn about the Hilltights.
27:40What actually worries me is you ditching me and running back to that modern world of yours.
27:47I'm standing right here, aren't I?
27:49I don't back down.
27:53Then what if...
27:55I wanted to lock you by my side forever?
27:58I'm a living, breathing human being.
28:00Not some trophy for your shelf.
28:02Sethos, you can never cage a free soul.
28:05Oh yeah?
28:06Since I can't cage your soul...
28:09I'll just have to settle for taking control of your body first.
28:24You done?
28:26Now it's my turn!
28:36Drawing blood on a kiss?
28:37You really do love putting up a fight, don't you?
28:40I warned you.
28:41Don't treat me like some delicate flower.
28:42You wanna kiss?
28:43You wanna conquer me?
28:44I'll bite back until the end.
28:46Let's see who taps out first.
28:47Fine.
28:48You asked for it.
28:49Kyle, after tonight, there's no turning back for us.
28:51Whether it's the war or you, I'm winning both!
29:00You're up?
29:02That date wine packs a punch.
29:03I figured you'd be knocked out until noon.
29:06Why didn't you wake me?
29:11You put the command flag on the plains of Kadan?
29:15You're leading the charge yourself?
29:16Are you out of your freaking mind?
29:18If the Hiltites want a war, I'll dig them a grave at Caden big enough for their whole army.
29:23Three days from now, I'm personally taking the hit at King's head.
29:30History says this entire battle is a death trap!
29:35You can't go!
29:36This is a suicide mission!
29:38Kyle, put that flag back.
29:40Troop movement isn't a game for you to play.
29:42Are you deaf?
29:44Kadan is a trap.
29:46The history books spell it out.
29:48The Hiltites are planting moles and feeding you fake infel.
29:51You're gonna get boxed in and slaughtered.
29:55You think a few lines on some scrap of paper.
29:58Get to decide Sethys' fate?
30:01It's a fact, dammit!
30:02You get hit with a lethal wound in that battle.
30:05You spend your final years rotting in bed, wishing you were dead!
30:09I'm the king.
30:10I don't run from a fight.
30:12I'm going.
30:13Then at least change the route!
30:14Wait for the scouts to confirm their main force before you move!
30:22The army is already on the move.
30:24Changing course now is just screaming coward to the Hiltites.
30:29You really think you can take on history itself?
30:35Then keep your eyes peeled, and watch me rip your history books to shreds.
30:40Athosos, as of right now, you're benched.
30:43You stay right here in the palace where it's safe.
30:45No!
30:46Don't do it!
30:47Sethos!
30:48If you die, I swear I'll find that ring and I'm gone!
30:51I'm leaving this era and never looking back!
30:56Fine.
30:58If I'm a corpse, there'll be nobody left to stop you.
31:06Kyle?
31:08I had a hundred elite guards watching you.
31:10How the hell did you cross hundreds of miles of deadly Zezart and track me down here?
31:14I told you a long time ago, your rules don't work on me.
31:19You have a death wish?
31:21The final battle is tomorrow morning.
31:23You show up here unarmed?
31:25You trying to get yourself killed?
31:26I'm here to stop you from being a moron.
31:28I intercepted some Hittian deserters on my way.
31:31The intel is bogus.
31:32Their main force isn't at the front.
31:34They're waiting in ambush in the woods on your right flank.
31:36I don't give a damn about some ambush.
31:38Once my center punched through their main line, their little encirclement becomes a joke.
31:42Get your ass to the rear, right now!
31:44I ain't leaving.
31:45Not until you give the order to halt the charge and fall back to the high ground on the left
31:49to defend.
31:50Orders are orders!
31:51The army is already on the move!
31:53I don't flip-flop!
31:54Kyle, don't make me do this the hard way.
32:01Freeze.
32:02One more step and my gun blows a hole through your head.
32:05What kind of concealed weapon is this?
32:07Kyle, you dare point a weapon at the Pharaoh's head?
32:10It's a weapon the future.
32:12It's a thousand times faster than your sword.
32:14You won't even get the chance to draw.
32:16There are only seven bullets in this mag.
32:19I really don't want to waste one on you.
32:21Then pull the trigger!
32:22Prove those garbage history books of yours are right!
32:25Prove I'm destined to die here today!
32:27Shoot!
32:27Kill me!
32:28And you can take command right in front of the whole army!
32:30You think I won't?
32:31You really want to die on this crappy plane that bad?
32:34If you die, who the hell am I supposed to lean on in this age?
32:36I've got nobody else, dammit!
32:38You're worried about me?
32:39You're scared I'll die?
32:41Don't flatter yourself!
32:42I'm saying this for the last time!
32:44Pull the troops back!
32:46Fine, have it your way.
32:48Pass the word to the entire army.
32:49Halt the charge.
32:50Fall back to the left flank high ground and hold!
32:53Phew.
32:54You just dodged a bullet, man.
33:01It's not a weapon.
33:03It's the laws of time coming for their pound of splash.
33:08What do you mean?
33:09Why can I see through your hand?
33:10Guards!
33:11Medics!
33:11Get in here now!
33:14Get out!
33:16Everyone get the hell out of my way!
33:19Sethis, put me down.
33:21Save your breath.
33:22Shut your mouth!
33:23Medics!
33:24Bring me every damn witch doctor in Egypt!
33:27If you can't fix him, you're all going to the grave with him!
33:32Stop yelling.
33:34Don't blame them.
33:35There's nothing they can do.
33:37Tell me what the hell is happening.
33:40Your Majesty, because we changed the orders, our army has scored a massive victory.
33:46Kyle, did you hear that?
33:47We won!
33:49Please don't leave me.
33:50I changed a major node in history.
33:52I guess this is the universe's way of balancing the books.
33:56Please don't leave me!
33:58According to history, you were supposed to die in that battle.
34:00I hijacked Cassidality.
34:02Now time is erasing me.
34:04My existence is being scrubbed from this era.
34:06I won't allow it!
34:07To hell with the laws of time!
34:09You belong to me!
34:10Not even the god of the dead dares to snatch someone from my hands!
34:13Who does time think it is?
34:14I won't let you vanish!
34:15Sethos, if my body disappears completely, remember, go deep into the Valley of the Kings, and find that Lapis Salice
34:24ring.
34:25Shut up! I'm not listening to your last words! If you want that ring, go find it yourself!
34:32You really are as reasonable as ever.
34:39The laws of time! The gods! If you insist on stealing him from me, I will smash your temples to
34:45dust!
34:45I'll drag all of Egypt into the grave with him!
34:50Your majesty storming the high temple with a blade in the dead of night.
34:53It is the ultimate sacrilege against the gods.
34:58Sacrilege?
34:59If the gods can't even keep my lover anchored to this world, then what the hell do I need them
35:03for?
35:03Listen up!
35:04I, Sothis, swear this in the name of Egypt's supreme ruler.
35:08If Kyle Hassan vanishes, I will order every single temple in Egypt burned to the ground!
35:14I will scrub your names from the face of history until nothing remains!
35:18The pharaoh has lost his mind.
35:20He's begging for divine wrath. He's going to bring doom upon us all!
35:26I'll take the wrath. I'll take the curse.
35:29But I will not lose Kyle!
35:31Take ten years of my life. Take twenty. I don't care.
35:34Just please, don't take him away. Don't send him back to a time where I don't exist.
35:41Your majesty! Lord Kyle's body! It's solid again! He's back!
35:56What's the rush? You got hit-a-like assassins nipping at your heels or something?
36:05You didn't leave. You didn't vanish. You're still here.
36:12Easy, tiger. You're gonna squeeze the life out of me anyway at this rate.
36:16Looks like I'm stuck here to keep torturing you, you big tyrant.
36:21You almost drove me out of my damn mind.
36:24Hold on. I'm still officially on the sick list, remember?
36:31I know. Which is why tonight you don't have to lift a finger.
36:35Just lay back and take it. I'm handling everything.
36:42Can't this wait until I'm actually healed?
36:47I'm going to leave marks on you that will never fade.
36:50I'm going to carve my name into every inch of your body.
36:54Even if the laws of time try to snatch you again,
36:56they'll see the brand and know you're mine.
37:00Nobody is taking you away from me.
37:02I love you, my God.
37:04I love you too.
37:18Get your hands off me. I'm beat. Just let me sleep.
37:24Consider this your punishment for how much you provoked me last night.
37:27In your dreams, even if you bite me until I'm covered in holes,
37:30my thoughts are still my own. I belong to myself.
37:38Still as stubborn as ever, I see.
37:40But it doesn't matter. Your body is far more honest than your mouth.
37:44You weren't saying that last night when you were clinging to me.
37:47Shut up. That's because you were acting like a total maniac.
37:50I was literally gasping for air because you were crushing me.
37:53If it weren't for the fact that you've only just recovered,
37:56you wouldn't even have the energy to argue with me right now.
38:00Kyle, stay in the palace. Don't go anywhere today.
38:04Did something happen outside?
38:06A fortress to the north was hit by an unknown force last night.
38:09It has the fingerprints of the Hitlion remnants all over it.
38:11I'm personally leading a troop of cavalry to check it out.
38:14A raid? Now?
38:15The Hitlion main force has already been dismantled.
38:17Where would they get the guts to strike a fortress?
38:19This reeks of a trap to lure you away.
38:21I know. But I have to go.
38:24If I don't show my face, the army's morale will tank.
38:27Then take me with you. I won't slow you down.
38:31Absolutely not. In your current state, you can barely sit on a horse, let alone ride one.
38:36I've stationed 300 of my elite personal guards outside this chamber.
38:40Without my direct order, no one sets foot through that door.
38:44Just be a good boy and wait for me here.
38:46So you're locking me up like a canary in a cage again?
38:49Cethys, do you really think a few hundred guards can stop a real conspiracy?
38:55Just wait for me.
38:56I'll be back with the enemy's heads before sunset.
38:59If anyone in this palace dare to disrespect you, use the dagger I gave you and kill them where they
39:04stand.
39:17I'll be back with you.
39:21The Pharaoh has left Thabes with his cavalry. The bait worked.
39:24Finally.
39:26Ever since that foreign freak appeared,
39:28the pharaoh hasn't just stripped us of our sacred privileges.
39:30He's let that boy desecrate the gods and feed the army the food of commoners.
39:34If we let him live any longer, he'll ruin all of Egypt.
39:37I've already bribed the commander of the palace's east gate.
39:40Those elite guards stationed outside the bedroom?
39:42Their water has been laced with a heavy sedative.
39:44In half an hour, they won't even have the strength to lift a blade.
39:47Excellent!
39:48Today, we carry out the will of the heavens.
39:50We will slaughter him to appear as the wrath of the gods.
39:52By the time the pharaoh returns,
39:55all he'll find is a charged corpse for the purity of Egypt.
40:00Move out!
40:04Behold!
40:05People of Egypt!
40:07This is the heretic who brought the plague upon our army
40:10and may sun god bleed.
40:13He used foul sorcery to beforge our great pharaoh,
40:17leading him to turn his back on the gods.
40:19Burn him!
40:20Burn the monster!
40:22Purify Egypt!
40:23Purify?
40:24You idiots can't even purify your own pea brains.
40:27When Sethos gets back,
40:29every single one of you morons is going to be fed to the crocodiles.
40:34You dare speak the pharaoh's name so casually while you're at death's door?
40:37The pharaoh is currently miles away in the desert chasing hittins.
40:40By the time he returns,
40:41there won't be enough of your ashes left to fill a jar.
40:44Then light it.
40:45I can't wait to see what kind of miserable end you traitors meet for betraying your pharaoh.
40:49Let the gods bear witness.
40:51Let the sacred flames consume this demon's soul.
40:55Light the fire!
40:56Run!
40:57The royal chariot just smashed through the gates!
41:00It's the pharaoh!
41:01The pharaoh has cut his way back with the personal cavalry.
41:04His armor, it's completely drenched in blood!
41:07Impossible!
41:08How could he have slaughtered his way back from the desert so fast?
41:12Who gave you the audacity to touch what is mine?
41:23Pharaoh!
41:24How are you already?
41:26Protect the high priest!
41:28Block the pharaoh!
41:30Anyone who stands in my way dies without a grave!
41:35I can't even see his blade!
41:37Mercy, your majesty!
41:39Mercy!
41:39This was all for the sake of Egypt!
41:42For Egypt?
41:43I think you're just tired of living.
41:48You stubborn ass.
41:49You're actually on time for once.
41:51I almost turned into a human chaos.
41:53I'm sorry.
41:53I should have seen through that pathetic bait sooner.
41:56Kyle, I let you suffer.
41:57Don't be so quick to apologize.
41:59That cult leader over there who kept shouting about burning me alive?
42:02He's still breathing.
42:05He won't survive the day.
42:07Every single rebel on this plaza, leave no one alive.
42:10Kill them all!
42:12I can walk on my own.
42:14Go take command of your men.
42:15Shut up.
42:15From this moment on, I'm not letting you out of my sight for a single second.
42:18Would you be reasonable for once?
42:20Your army is still in the middle of a battle.
42:22Their job is to take out the trash.
42:24My job is to keep you safe.
42:26Behind the pillar!
42:36Sethoes!
42:36Sethoes!
42:36Are you insane?
42:38Why didn't you dodge?
42:39Why didn't you use your sword to block it?
42:41Are you a complete idiot?
42:44If I dodged, you would have been the one hit.
42:47You clearly could have avoided it.
42:49What would happen to your empire if you died?
42:50An empire can always find a new master.
42:53But there is only one of you.
43:02Oh no!
43:03The arrow was poisoned!
43:06Your majesty!
43:07The pharaoh has been hit!
43:09Physician!
43:10Someone get a priest!
43:11Get the chariot over here!
43:12We're heading back to the inner chambers now!
43:14Until I say otherwise, no one is permitted to come within ten paces of the master bedroom!
43:18But, Lord Kyle, you don't know anything about medicine.
43:22I said do it!
43:23If Sethys dies today, I will have the entire royal war buried alive with him!
43:34Lord Kyle, the arrowhead is poisoned, and it's barbed.
43:38No soldier who's been hit by one of these has ever survived.
43:41Are you really going to cut into him yourself?
43:43As long as I'm here, he isn't dying.
43:45Get out!
43:46Guard the door and don't let so much as a fly inside.
43:54Sethys, I'm going to have to cut into your flesh and get that poison barb out.
43:57Do it.
43:59I'm not even afraid of the gods.
44:01Why would I be afraid of your little knife?
44:04Bite down on this.
44:05Don't go biting your tongue off.
44:06Take it away.
44:08I don't need that.
44:09I just want to look at you.
44:12Fine.
44:13Then you'd better hang in there.
44:14If you dare close your eyes, I'll blow your damn tomb to smithinches.
44:23Your muscles are too tense.
44:25Relax.
44:25My body's always been hard.
44:27You should know that better than anyone.
44:29Shut up!
44:29The barb is stuck in the bone.
44:30I'm pulling it out now.
44:34Sethys!
44:35You are not allowed to die!
44:37Do you hear me?
44:38I forbid you to die!
44:42Water.
44:49You look worse than I do, and I'm the one who took an arrow.
44:54You bastard.
44:56Do you have any idea how close you came to meeting the god of the underworld?
45:00I told you.
45:01The god of the underworld wouldn't dare take me, because you're waiting for me in the world
45:05of the living.
45:06Don't ever do that again, Sethys.
45:07Don't you ever take an arrow for me again.
45:09I can't live with that.
45:10There won't be a next time.
45:11From now on, we stand side by side.
45:12Anyone who wants to hurt you will have to step over my corpse first.
45:17I found this ring in the Valley of the Kings.
45:20I meant to give it to you as soon as I got back, but then...
45:25All of this happened.
45:26You actually found it.
45:28A time-space rift?
45:30It's actually opening now?
45:32Kyle!
45:32Can you hear me?
45:33The ruin's magnetic field is reversing.
45:35The rift will only stay open for five minutes.
45:38Cross over!
45:38Now!
45:39Amir!
45:39That's Amiri's voice!
45:41The coordinates to the modern world are locked in!
45:47What is that sound?
45:48Who's speaking in there?
45:50It's my era.
45:51Sethos, the other side of that rift, is where I came from.
45:54The ring absorbed both our blood and triggered the magnetic field.
46:01I don't care what kind of hellscape is on the other side.
46:04If it thinks it can steal you from me, I'll hack it to pieces first!
46:08Stop!
46:08Are you insane?
46:09That's a high-dimensional quantum channel.
46:11It'll rip your arm right off.
46:13Are you...
46:14Are you leaving me?
46:16But Sethos, look at that doorway.
46:18If I step through, I go back to a world with my entire education, my family, everything
46:23is there.
46:24And if you go through that doorway, you'll never come back?
46:28A civilized world.
46:29Right.
46:30I can't give you any of that.
46:32All I can offer you is a life of endless war, a court full of schemers, and poisoned arrows
46:36aimed at your back at any moment.
46:38I'm not looking down on your empire.
46:39I'm just...
46:39This is a chance to go home.
46:41Anyone in their right mind would hesitate.
46:43Kyle!
46:45Kyle!
46:46The energy is almost deplisted!
46:48Hurry up!
46:49If you don't leave now, you're stuck there forever!
47:00Then go.
47:01What did you say?
47:02Back to your civilized world before I change my mind!
47:04If staying in this world means living in fear of death every single day, then I'm letting
47:07you go.
47:08But I will guard this ring and wait for you for the rest of my life.
47:13Kyle!
47:1430 seconds left!
47:15The channel is collapsing!
47:16I'm...
47:18Farewell, my sage.
47:25Kyle?
47:26What are you doing?
47:28Sethos.
47:29You just said you couldn't give me modern medicine or the rule of law, right?
47:34Yes.
47:35Put that weapon down.
47:36Then use the sword in your hand to tear this barbaric empire to shreds.
47:41Then, we'll build a brand new civilization.
47:45By my rules.
47:50You... you destroyed the catalyst for your return?
47:53Are you crazy?
47:54Do you have any... do you have any idea what you just gave up?
48:03You're really staying?
48:05For good?
48:06Even if it means facing a thousand more assassinations?
48:09With you acting as my human shield, what have I got to fear?
48:12But listen up.
48:13From this day forward, your life doesn't just belong to you.
48:15It belongs to me.
48:16Don't you dare try to die without my permission.
48:21I won't die.
48:22Even if the god Amun himself comes for my soul, I'll rip his beard out.
48:27Kyle.
48:28You're mine.
48:29You're mine for all eternity.
48:32Cut the crap.
48:33Your wound reopened.
48:34Sit down so I can stitch you back up.
48:36No.
48:37Let me hold you.
48:39Just for a moment.
48:47You foreign freak.
48:48What right do you have to stand on the pharaoh's royal steps?
48:50Bring the pharaoh out to see me.
48:52I'm going to expose your demonic face to him myself.
48:54The pharaoh is resting in his chambers.
48:56For now, I'm the one in charge.
48:57You're in charge.
48:59You're nothing but a plaything for the pharaoh to use in bed.
49:02Do you really think holding his sword makes you fit to command the officials of Egypt?
49:06You ministers?
49:08Are you really going to take orders from a mere male favorite?
49:11Shut your mouth.
49:12Lord Kyle holds the golden holy sword.
49:14He represents the supreme commander.
49:16A plaything?
49:17It sounds like you have a massive misunderstanding of my position.
49:22I don't need to prove to any of you how much the pharaoh doles on me.
49:26I only need to prove that I'm far more qualified to stand here than you are.
49:31This rebellion you started?
49:32On the surface, you claimed it was to keep the gods pure.
49:36But in reality, it was just a desperate move to cover up how you've been embezzling from
49:40the treasury and trafficking military ranchants.
49:43Lies!
49:44That's nothing but a slander against the gods!
49:46This is the ledger I found during last night's raid on your secret underground chamber.
49:51It records every single detail of how you sold moldy wheat to the southern troops and
49:56smuggled bronze weapons to Hylion merchants.
49:58You parasites, sucking the lifeblood out of this empire.
50:02And you have the nerve to mention the gods?
50:05No.
50:07Those ledgers are forgeries.
50:12Forges?
50:13Are the sun-bleached bones of the soldiers who died on the battlefield because of your
50:16gleed forges too?
50:19You monster.
50:21The pharaoh will never let you get away with this.
50:25Captain, drag this traitor out and have him executed by a thousand cuts.
50:30As for his accomplices, for everyone you find, kill them.
50:33Show no mercy.
50:34Understood, commander.
50:51That your majesty has returned recovered is a true blessing for Egypt.
50:54The traitors have been completely purged by Lord Kyle and the missing funds from the treasury
50:59are currently being recovered.
51:00Kyle did an exceptional job.
51:02I have summoned you all today because I am announcing a new royal decree.
51:07As of today, the traditional system of selecting a queen is abolished.
51:12My harem will never hold another woman.
51:17Your majesty, this is absolutely unthinkable.
51:21Without a queen, how can we ensure the purity of the royal bloodline?
51:24Ancestral laws?
51:25Those laws that demand marrying within the family just for purity, besides producing a bunch of
51:30short-lived lunatics, what exactly has that done for Egypt?
51:33But your majesty, the pharaoh must have someone by his side to be the mother of the nation.
51:37Lord Kyle has his merits, but at the end of the day he is a man and a foreigner.
51:41He cannot continue your bloodline.
51:43Lord Visser, do you honestly think an empire is held together by something as fragile as
51:47a genetic bloodline?
51:48Bloodline is the legitimacy granted by the gods.
51:50Without it, the empire will surely fall apart.
51:52That is beyond stupid.
51:53What truly sustains an empire is an invincible army overflowing granaries and fair laws.
51:57If you produce a useless idiot for an heir, it won't matter how pure his blood is.
52:00The enemy will still hang his head from the city wall.
52:05This servant obeys the pharaoh's will.
52:09Kyle Hassan is not my male favorite, nor is he some replacement for a harem.
52:13He is my one and only partner in this life.
52:16From this day forward, he shall share the burning sun of Egypt with me.
52:19To defy him is to defy me.
52:21Does anyone else have an objection?
52:24Ready for your coronation, my other half?
52:28Then let's see if an ancient Egyptian coronation has enough style to impress me.
52:42This, the million man Favanagh's below us.
52:45The forests of chariots, the spears reflecting light like a literal ocean.
52:51Is this the view you see every day?
52:53Now, this view belongs to you too.
52:56Though I have to say, I much prefer seeing you in that custom-made black royal armor.
53:01Standing next to my gold suit, we look like a perfect match.
53:05Cut the crap.
53:06I'm only wearing it because this black armor goes better with the dagger you gave me.
53:12Warriors of Egypt, look closely at the man standing by my side.
53:18He is the commander who led you in the night raid through the canyons to crush the rebels.
53:23He is the physician who saved you from the plague with spirits and blades.
53:28He is also the other master who shares this land equally with the pharaoh.
53:33This sword represents half of Egypt's military power and the absolute right to decide life and death.
53:40Kyle, take it.
53:42From this day forward, we shall share this supreme glory.
53:45And together, we shall carry the rise and fall of this empire.
53:49And with this blade, I will sweep away all your enemies and build a civilized empire that no one will
53:54ever dare to touch.
53:55You absolute madman.
53:57Your head is full of nothing but war and civilization.
54:00At a time like this, aren't you supposed to say, I love you?
54:03I stayed.
54:04I gave up everything I ever had for you.
54:07Isn't that more powerful than those three words, my tyrant?
54:18Ladies and gentlemen, these are our latest discoveries from the ruins of Thebes, excavated just this month.
54:24This steba has completely overturned everything we thought we knew about pharaoh Sethos of the 18th dynasty.
54:31Wait, there are two men carved on this steba.
54:33Weren't Egyptian pharaohs always depicted alongside their queens?
54:36Exactly.
54:37That's the most shocking part of this find.
54:39The hieroglyphs on this steba clearly report that this pharaoh abolished the system of queens entirely.
54:45The man standing beside him, holding the other half of the scepter, was a foreign sage named Kyle.
54:51He is no god, nor a servant.
54:53He is my blade, my mind, and the man who shares the burning sun of Egypt with the pharaoh, Kyle
55:00Hassan.
55:08You absolute madman.
55:10You didn't just find a way back through time.
55:12You actually went and became a king.
55:14You actually went and became a king.
55:15He is my queen.
55:17He is a king.
55:18He is a king.
55:18I am a king.
55:19You absolutely have a king.
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