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00:00When this jealous husband accused his wife of cheating and made her take a lie detector test,
00:03the judge realized the real problem had nothing to do with cheating.
00:07Two of you have been married two years. What is your version?
00:10It was signs at the beginning that I seen and I looked over because I really wanted to work with
00:14her.
00:14Tell me what some of the signs you now see.
00:17We was in an argument and I went over to her apartment. It was like one in the morning, one
00:21third in the morning.
00:21But I didn't knock on her door and her light was on in her bedroom.
00:23So I was just sitting on the stairs and she opens the door. Her hair's fixed up.
00:27But she said she's showered and getting ready for bed. But she don't know I'm sitting out there.
00:30I'm already thinking, OK, you wasn't waiting for me or you wasn't looking for me.
00:33Who are you opening the door for? Right.
00:34He's lying because he knew that he was coming.
00:38And I seen through the peephole that he was sitting there and I already knew that he was drunk.
00:41You can't see me through the peephole. Stop, stop. Hang on.
00:43Yes, you can. Go ahead. Let her finish the story.
00:46She had like 600 single men on her page.
00:49I said, so if I'm your man, why you got all these different men on your page that you can't
00:52get rid of?
00:53We argued about a month. Mrs. Mapp, tell me what went on.
00:56One day I came home. He had powder all on his face.
00:59So I said, what are you doing? I said, you've been smelling my panties again, haven't you?
01:02And he told me, no, what are you talking about? I said, yes, you did.
01:06Because I put my panties in a certain position.
01:07I understand that the situation got so serious that you demanded lie detector tests.
01:13Yes, Your Honor. I didn't have a take in it. She suggested we take the test.
01:15But I told her, I said, you really want to take this test because you can't pass it.
01:18She said, yes, I want to take it.
01:19I went in crying, nervous, scared, everything.
01:22Because I know the lie detector test goes on your heart rate.
01:25So I kept trying and trying.
01:26And I figured that this man only wanted the money.
01:29Because if he seen how upset I was, knowing that it was going to be incorrect.
01:33Why would she suggest that she take it if she knew she was going to fail?
01:37Okay, I knew she couldn't.
01:39And I'm marinating some ribs.
01:40So I'm videotaping.
01:42Eric, is this the way I'm supposed to be doing?
01:43He's thinking somebody behind me.
01:45Seriously, while I marinate some ribs.
01:47That wasn't what I'm talking about.
01:50Hey, hey, hey.
01:51I'm so glad y'all getting a divorce.
01:53I don't know what to do.
01:54I think you blew it.
01:55You were so afraid of looking bad that you made up in your head what you feared.
02:00And whether or not she was or wasn't doing it, it didn't matter.
02:02And everything she said, everything she did was going to mirror that false truth that you had in your head.
02:08It's the symptom of a fearful mind.
02:11Yes, Jesus.
02:11And that fearful mind damaged her.
02:15And in the end, it will damage you.
02:17I don't think you're a bad guy.
02:19I think you're a broken guy.
02:20Yes.
02:21There will be no recovery in this matter.
02:23Was the judge right?
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