00:03This court is summoned to adjudge the most heinous of all crimes, that of witchcraft.
00:11All the war happens this day, as the accused is a prince of the realm.
00:16Step forward, Edmund, Duke of Edinburgh.
00:19The British, who will defend the accused?
00:24And thus condemn himself to certain burning at the stake of the partner in Satan, if the
00:28accused is not going to die.
00:29Now, don't Percy will defend his royal highness?
00:32Oh, yes.
00:33Yes, me, sir, yes.
00:34Hello?
00:35Witch!
00:36Witch!
00:37Witch!
00:39Witch!
00:39You've been here!
00:40He approved it.
00:42My lord, will you force us to listen to the pleadings of a man who may be a witch himself?
00:48No, you're absolutely right.
00:51Yes, well, that concludes the case for the defence.
00:53Thank you, Lord Percy.
00:54And then the prosecutor begin.
00:55Ah, Mr. Edmund, am I a Christian?
00:59Yes, of course I am.
01:00Can you say the Lord's Prayer?
01:02Well, yes, I can say it backwards, if you like it.
01:04Captain!
01:08Now, Edmund, I believe you have a pushing gun.
01:11Yes.
01:12Oh!
01:13Witch, David Bubbles!
01:14Right.
01:15Yes?
01:16I'll take him in its full name, Pioti Bubbles!
01:20Do you deny that you have seen on the paper since Jacob the Turgis speaking to this little
01:27cat Bubbles?
01:28Of course I deny it.
01:29Ah, that the chambermaid Mary heard you saying, and I quote,
01:34Hello, little Bubbles, would you like some milk?
01:37Well, I might have said that.
01:39Ah!
01:41And what did you mean by it?
01:44Well, I meant, would the cat like some milk?
01:46Milk?
01:46What did you mean by milk?
01:48Well, I meant milk!
01:49Bloody milk!
01:50Bloody milk!
01:52Get out of milk and blood!
01:55No, no, just milk.
01:57Oh, no, the blood was to come later!
01:59There wasn't any blood!
02:00Oh, you have to make no!
02:03Well, make!
02:06Oh, my lord, my lord, my lord, you have a horse for Black Satin!
02:11Yes.
02:11Yes, until you confess that on the 13th day of the very style you did, say to this horse,
02:15Black Satin, and I quote, Satin, would you like some carrots?
02:20Well, I might have done.
02:21He likes carrots.
02:23Carrots?
02:25Yes, carrots.
02:27Ladies and gentlemen, we all know that carrots are the devil's favorite food!
02:33Carrots!
02:33No, no, no, we don't!
02:35We don't!
02:36If the devil likes carrots, why isn't he mentioned in the Bible, then?
02:40Um, why doesn't he say,
02:43Ah, and he took the Lord up to the top of an high mountain and offered him a carrot?
02:50Yes, and I shall not eat carrots in the Ten Commandments!
02:54Ten carrots!
02:56The Ten Commandments of Jeremiah,
02:59in the appendix to the Apocrypha,
03:01Ah, and the Lord said unto the children of Benjamin Bot,
03:04Neither shalt thou eat the fruit of the tree that is known as the carrot tree!
03:10Carrots-downgrown tree?
03:12Really?
03:13Now how did you get to know so much about carrots, eh?
03:16I called my first witness!
03:27Now, Satan, you're amongst friends.
03:31Good.
04:00Now tell me, in your own words,
04:02You're not replying, he's not replying, my lord!
04:05Are we to assume this horse has something to hide?
04:08I mean, that we can't talk.
04:10Oh, like this, for the black sat is known in the hierarchy of evil,
04:14as black sat in the love creature!
04:16Are you, or are you not the servant of Satan?
04:20I mean, that we can't talk.
04:23Oh, I didn't quite catch that.
04:25Is that a yay or a nay?
04:26It is a nay, my lord, but I don't believe a word of it.
04:29I call for a racist.
04:30He may be people for us,
04:32but we have ways of making them come!
04:35Oh!
04:38Well, I suppose this is what comes of being a witch.
04:41Oh, mother, I'm not a witch!
04:43Oh, and you, you always wear a bit of a zipper!
04:47Mother, I beg of you,
04:49use whatever power you have to help me!
04:52I haven't had any possible years, you know.
04:54No, no, but for the sake,
04:57you must do something, otherwise...
05:00Otherwise what?
05:01Well, otherwise I'll be burnt!
05:04Oh, yes, this would be a pity.
05:09I think I can't so down, something.
05:14My lord!
05:16I had an idea how to get out of this!
05:18Yes?
05:20Send for all the greatest lawyers in the land
05:23and they can save you!
05:24Bilt!
05:25Contact them at once!
05:26I've already done it, my lord!
05:28Oh, Percy, thank you!
05:30Are those the letters?
05:33Yes?
05:35Read them?
05:38Hey, what?
05:39Um, this is from Robert Wyatt and Somerthet.
05:44Uh-huh.
05:45What you ask is against reason and God.
05:49I spit on you and your masters
05:51and look forward to passing water
05:55over both your graves
05:57as a native...
06:01What did that one say?
06:03It's from John Watts.
06:05Oh, Stinker Watts!
06:06Dear Percy,
06:07of course I remember being at school
06:09with Prince Edmund and yourself
06:11and so I was very interested by your letter.
06:13Yes?
06:14May you both die whole
06:15will be yours, John Watts.
06:18Oh, no, I'm doomed!
06:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
06:21no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
06:21no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
06:21no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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